While Dr. Roy Spencer reports on a number of politically incorrect cartoons about Earth Day, saying,
“I mostly find Earth Day just plain annoying for the rank hypocrisy on display. A state-sponsored religious day of worship, along with all of the 1st Amendment-violating regulations to codify it. “
In response, the president has weighed in with a short speech.
If only all his speeches came from a machine like that. There’s usually an isolation box where you could pull out the fuse.
Bravo! Great speech, so true!!
An unusually substantive and constructive Obama oratorical effort.
Thank you! I thought I was going to be subjected to the abbreviated version!
Sorry, that is “unabbreviated” above.
Mr. Watts, I will never forgive you for this. I saw the heading, “A speech from the President on Earth Day.” And It instantly got my dander up. What a ghastly way to begin the day. That is, until I tapped ‘continue reading’, and actually had the opportunity to ‘see’ the speech. You sure pulled one over on me.
I salute you!
Some of these devices put out a hefty stream of hot air, such that you can modify the flow by cupping your hands and making sounds resembling that which can be generated by stretching a blade of grass between your thumbs…an ungodly shredding shriek. Or better, the sound made by operating one of these:
http://www.outsideonline.com/news-from-the-field/Cow-Fartpacks-Are-Here.html?utm_campaign=rss&utm_source=rss&utm_medium=xmlfeed
Oh, the hypocrisy!
He didn’t even use the “environmental friendly” Dyson Airblade drier!
Oh, wait …
it does the job in a much shorter time.
Can’t have that.
🙂
I plan to at some point tonight, turn every damn light on in the house for a few minutes.
Now that’s funny! An instant classic. I won’t hate those silly machines so much, now. Although that won’t eliminate the need to wipe my wet hands on my pants after using one of these Presidential Speech Machines.
So, by not using a teleprompter,
Obama was making “off hand” comments?
I find this image to be objectionably insulting to hard working hand driers everywhere.
🙂
I too call for a huge protest against the obvious discrimination against hand dryers! How could you be so unthinking?!?!? To equate the extremely valuable service provided by these always-on-the-job workers with the stinky putridness of Obama’s foul exhale is something I cannot allow to stand!…pause to catch my breath…We must!…..(flmllthehe)……protest!….(mflhehehLOLOL)………ah hell…..funniest thing I’ve read in a long time!
I recommend everyone be armed with a permanent ink marker every time they go into a public restroom. That way we can help the President get his message out.
@pottereaton – no ink marker needed to get his message out.
Where else can you find an instant punditry machine that helps you develop your hand-waving techniques?
Bloke down the pub says:
“If only all his speeches came from a machine like that. There’s usually an isolation box where you could pull out the fuse.”
Well basically they do come” from a machine like that”. It’s called a teleprompter.
;>P
April 22, Stalin’s birthday.
Please wake up.
@R. de Haan – Lenin – 4/22/1870
Sun celebrated Earth Day.
http://www.swpc.noaa.gov/rt_plots/Xray.gif
The coal powered speech of the President that is.
The round button on the side…
Is that the “reset” button?
When you hit “reset” do the oceans recede? Or do they rise up and carve off some extra land for themselves while insisting that the land wanted it that way? And that tube thing, is that the phone that Obama will use to call the oceans and have a stern conversation with them?
Now I find out it’s for drying one’s hands
(y) ;-D
Number of hardcore skeptics in the USA has doubled to 25%. This is real bad news for the warmistas. I reckon these are actually now “deniahs” LOL
http://time.com/71697/poll-global-warming-climate-change-earth-day/
THis is simply going to keep on doubling every two years until the AGW warmistas will be a small looney fringe of 2-3% of the total population. It will then surely be possible to bring to trial those that have purposely induced scientist to fraudently “fiddle” the books/records LOL
But, you see, after I use an electrical hand dryer, I STILL have to use a handkerchief or a dishtowel or a paper towel (or Pamela’s shirt) to actually get my hands dry!
Now, in the winter, at least I am heating up the restroom (and its surrounding building) while running the Presidential speech-maker through its endless cycles of “trying-dry-my-hands” we are from the government and we-are-here-to-help-you while-blowing-noisy-air-at-dangerous-decibel-levels-into-your-ears. But in the summer, I am heating the air in the building that has to be re-cooled by electricity in the air conditioner …
R. de Haan says:
April 22, 2014 at 8:09 am
April 22, Stalin’s birthday.
Please wake up.
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You mean Lenin’s birthday – but this is an understandable mistake.