Monday Mirthiness – Mann's keyboard?

There was a lot of interest in my post Michael Mann the ‘reluctant public figure’ and ‘typewriter expert’ where he made the easily debunked claim about the QWERTY keyboard being the very first. Since then, spies, lubricated by “big oil” have managed to get a photo purported to be of Dr. Mann’s keyboard, and one look will explain much.  Apparently, this keyboard is standard issue to any alarmist.

Alarmist_keyboard

This also explains the division of time related to the co-founder of Greenpeace troll incident:

h/t to The Galileo Movement for the keyboard

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February 3, 2014 8:21 am

Surely the “Shift” key should be “Shifty”?

February 3, 2014 8:28 am

I wonder when he will sue you for defamation.
REPLY: Note this is humor and satire, which is protected speech. And, there’s plenty of supporting tweets, FB entries and emails that back up this humor. – Anthony

klem
February 3, 2014 8:31 am

I love it.

February 3, 2014 8:32 am

Of course the CTRL key must be in the mix, but I think Backspace would be unnecessary since mistakes are never made (or they don’t matter).

Kon Dealer
February 3, 2014 8:42 am

O.T. but great news from the UK
Arrogant, troughing alarmist deselected.
http://www.bishop-hill.net/blog/2014/2/3/yeover-and-out.html

Eyal Porat
February 3, 2014 8:45 am

Most probably (though not showing here) the Plus button is located near the C Key.
Also one would expect to find Hockey Stick keys abundant in this keyboard.
🙂

John F. Hultquist
February 3, 2014 8:48 am

Some people are very talented, insightful, and have way too much free time. Thanks.
I would add “yours” to the up-arrow key.

DJ
February 3, 2014 8:53 am

David Hoffman says:
February 3, 2014 at 8:28 am
I wonder when he will sue you for defamation.
REPLY: Note this is humor and satire, which is protected speech. And, there’s plenty of supporting tweets, FB entries and emails that back up this humor. – Anthony
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Begging the question:
I wonder when he’ll sue for defamation. 🙂

Lord High, Lord of the Fairies
February 3, 2014 8:54 am

Ent it ?

RACookPE1978
Editor
February 3, 2014 8:57 am

Hmmmn. Clever that, disguising the [Enter] key as a carriage return. (Else his type-writer won’t go down to the next QWERTY line on the paper.)

climatebeagle
February 3, 2014 8:58 am

CO2 CTRL

February 3, 2014 9:03 am

On James’s Hansen’s GISS office computer keyboard, every other key is SHIFT.
Muller’s BEST keyboard has a big Ctrl-X key as the space bar.

LeeHarvey
February 3, 2014 9:18 am

Backspace really should be labeled ‘Memory Hole’.
/1984’d

Tom
February 3, 2014 9:19 am

[snip – thanks, but let’s not go there -Anthony]

Ken Hall
February 3, 2014 9:21 am

Peter Ward says:
February 3, 2014 at 8:32 am
“Of course the CTRL key must be in the mix, but I think Backspace would be unnecessary since mistakes are never made (or they don’t matter).”
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Perhaps he should buy a new keyboard from the IPCC or the British Met Office…. The most recent ones are equipped with a “backtrack” key.

OssQss
February 3, 2014 9:41 am

Simultaneous pressing of ctrl/alt/delete=secret function of “hide the decline” 🙈🙉🙊

February 3, 2014 9:50 am

I’ve said for a while that people who debate this issue on comment boards must get a daily email announcement from their leaders advising what the ‘term-du-jour’ is. I’ve noticed that if one person uses it, all of a sudden, EVERYONE is using it. The “Ad hominem attack”. The “Strawman argument”. “Causation doesn’t equal correlation”. “On the Koch Brothers payroll.” “Flat earther”, etc. These are terms that just a couple of years ago, I never saw anywhere in comment threads. Now everyone uses them as if they’re part of the indoctrination studies at AGWU.

David
February 3, 2014 9:51 am

And, of course, absolutely not the slightest hint of a ‘Pause’ key.

John Greenfraud
February 3, 2014 10:03 am

The hammer-and-sickle key — the key to understanding post-normal science.

Editor
February 3, 2014 10:11 am

Peter Ward says:
February 3, 2014 at 8:32 am
> Of course the CTRL key must be in the mix, but I think Backspace would be unnecessary since mistakes are never made (or they don’t matter).
Some alarmists are using their Backpeddle key.

hunter
February 3, 2014 10:13 am

It will be very likely that Dr. Mann will not like the way this all turns out.

Bart
February 3, 2014 10:13 am

Donna Quixote says:
February 3, 2014 at 9:50 am
And, don’t forget “Dunning-Kruger.” Whenever I someone who apparently thinks it’s clever and original use it, I think, “Dude, that is so 2008.”

SIG INT Ex
February 3, 2014 10:27 am

(y) Comrades, let’s get hammered and sickled! 😉
Для нашего здоровья

Tom
February 3, 2014 10:47 am

Well I know this wont get past moderation but I have been researching the issue of legal defense funds and tax ramifications. What I have found is that it all hinges around who set up the fund and their donative intent.
If the fund is altruistic like legal aid then then it is considered a non-taxable gift. However, if the doners stands to profit from the legal outcome and you accept the money then it is taxable income.

Jud
February 3, 2014 11:00 am

No ‘Down’ key I would assume?