Josh writes:
A cartoon inspired by Steve McIntyre’s post on Lew & Mann, and of course all the other posts from everyone else!
I realise the maths/latin title joke might be a wee bit subtle but hopefully it’ll ring some bells.
http://cartoonsbyjosh.com

om mani padme sum
Data? We ain’t got no data. We don’t need no data! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ data!
The above quote was from the movie Treasure of the IPCC-Era Cadre
> who pull their own calculations out of their ass and call what they have done “statistical analysis”,
I prefer the term ‘fundamental data extraction”
Homeopathic science (as practised (practiced) by homies).
StuartMcL says: November 9, 2013 at 10:56 pm (‘fundamental data extraction’) v.v.good!
Climatological Nirvana
or, perhaps, Sitting on Cloud Zero
The Zen of Climate Science
I like your drawing style but you are far too generous to Lew’sky, He really is not that “good looking”. Whenever I see a photo of him, it makes me feel physically uncomfortable.
I think you are failing to capture the essence of the man with your cartoons.
Rationem Vitiosa
“I realise the maths/latin title joke might be a wee bit subtle but hopefully it’ll ring some bells.”
YOU CAN’T RING ‘NOBEL’
Reminds me of the first joke I made up at junior school. A young roman meets a young girl – 1st words : ‘Sum sex’.
Time to go for negative sample sizes. That could bring about some interesting projections.
Josh,
Thanks for clothing them in purplish onesies to hide zero data cult tattoos.
Also, perhaps initiation into the zero data cult for summa cum laude candidates requires purification rites to cleanse their body and minds of data.
Finally. should not their feet be bare in front of their goddess of zero data?
John
Mann no doubt contemplates the future with equanimity, now that the Virginia gubernatorial election has denied Cuccinelli the office. Indeed, he has been quoted as calling the election a referendum on global warming. Presumably, the UVA email vault will not now be breached.
You’ve put in the knobs and the bells, all we need now is for someone to whistle……
I hadn’t noticed but I think the theory fits! That look! Whenever they get that look on their face they are either taking a poop or are thinking about another way to write about “nothing”, make it sound ominous, and get it published.
Thanks, Josh. You made my day!
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Pamela Gray,
Your use of the word poop made me think the word pooh. Which made me think the following.
Josh made Lewandowsky and Mann look like a bumbling pair of purplish pooh bears. Winnie is not likely to be amused. Oh bother.
John
Excellent work as usual, Josh.
To sum up, that’s
Josh: +2
Lew/Mann: Zero, zilch, zip, nix, nada.
As a somewhat more talented Australian than Lewandowski said: banana nirvana manana….
Jon says:
November 9, 2013 at 9:59 pm
It’s called “post-normal science”.
See how easy it is?
Bupkis.
Pamela Gray says:
November 9, 2013 at 6:52 pm
OMG that is funny!!!!! I have seen this up close and personal. I know of folks in certain circles who pull their own calculations out of their ass and call what they have done “statistical analysis”, and then have the balls to defend it as if it is legit!
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Such as the Starfleet cadets over at Curry’s like Webby.
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Pamela Gray says:
November 10, 2013 at 8:10 am
Whenever they get that look on their face they are either taking a poop or are thinking about another way to write about “nothing”, make it sound ominous, and get it published.
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No, like any simians, they’re getting ready to throw their excrement…