Almost Friday Funny – 5 answers from the IPCC on AR5

Josh writes:

We are all very excited about the IPCC Summary for Policymakers coming tomorrow, Friday 27th September, but today we can reveal an exclusive pre-press conference handy crib sheet to all your questions. Yes, all of them.

Thanks to all those who asked 5 questions – here are the 5 answers…

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H/t Judith Curry’s post here and liberally borrowed from Lord M’s post at Watts Up With That

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September 26, 2013 1:35 pm

@njsnowfan says:
September 26, 2013 at 8:05 am
Nice… LOL
No #6
#6 Disagree or ask question with me on Twitter and I will block you!!!!
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Double LOL… Here is my first Twitter response and the result to Mann:
Here is Mann’s tweet: http://postimg.org/image/f50dwspw1
Here is my response: http://postimg.org/image/pgcqpghld
Here is the result: http://postimg.org/image/doovenmz5/
(Question: How do I post those so they are links?)

milodonharlani
September 26, 2013 1:39 pm

Michael Craig says:
September 26, 2013 at 1:35 pm
What a cowardly crybaby!

milodonharlani
September 26, 2013 1:43 pm

Jeff Mitchell says:
September 26, 2013 at 1:28 pm
Two whose meaning might be obscure:
Argumentum ad voluntarium surditas (argument from willful deafness, aka “lalalalalala”)
Argumentum ad aures surdas (argument from deaf ears, ditto)

Jeff Mitchell
September 26, 2013 1:43 pm

IPCC = IPeCaC. Makes you want to retch.

Frank Kotler
September 26, 2013 1:47 pm

Q: How can you possibly increase your certainty from 90% to 95%?
A: We’re 100% certain that humans are responsible for 100% of the warming this millennium, so we added that to our previous 90% and divided by 2. Basic science!

steinarmidtskogen
September 26, 2013 2:05 pm

What’s IPCC without a Latin motto? Any suggestions?
Scientia si calescit (“It’s science if it’s getting warmer”)
Simulanda quae meti non possunt (“That which cannot be measured must be modelled”)

Janice Moore
September 26, 2013 2:08 pm

Jeff Mitchell — laugh (gag) out loud, heh.
Milodon Harlani and Steinar Midtskogen — THANK YOU for the Latin translations (and the wit).

Jim Clarke
September 26, 2013 2:21 pm

Yes, the cartoon is funny at first, but when you realize that it is also literally true, it becomes a very sad thing. The IPCC has no scientific or rational argument for projecting catastrophic warming. None! The whole movement and all of the restrictions, regulations and cost increases are based solely on logical fallacies. It is frightening that so many people are fooled by such things.

September 26, 2013 2:28 pm

R Taylor says:
September 26, 2013 at 7:58 am
I humbly suggest to Josh and Lord M that they are underestimating the IPCC. To the extent that there is ignorantiam, it seems willful. Would any of the IPCC farce be worth effort if not for simple Argumentum ad Commodum?

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Arguing in the commode?
I think #4 covers that.

September 26, 2013 2:29 pm

(Was that bathroom humor?)

September 26, 2013 3:17 pm

Josh, the Mann-like cartoon character in your post answers questions using such simple logically fallacies so to him we should give this advise:
adversus solem ne loquitor
[don’t argue the obvious (literally ‘don’t speak against the sun’)]
John

kadaka (KD Knoebel)
September 26, 2013 3:35 pm

Appeal to pity:

An appeal to pity (also called argumentum ad misericordiam or the Galileo argument)[1][2] is a fallacy in which someone tries to win support for an argument or idea by exploiting his or her opponent’s feelings of pity or guilt. It is a specific kind of appeal to emotion.

“We are 95% certain it’s much much worse than we thought” doesn’t seem to quite match up. That’s more of a “Think of all the puppies that will pant to death in the heat!” argument.
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Future movies we’d like to see:
Based on a concept from a Twilight Zone episode, original series:
To Serve Mann
We’d prefer a documentary.

September 26, 2013 4:12 pm

Where’s the pig latin ?

RACookPE1978
Editor
September 26, 2013 4:53 pm

Lord Leach of Fairford says:
September 26, 2013 at 9:51 am
Argumentum ad pecuniam

Rather, Argumentum ad peculiariam
.. Strange and odd arguments from liars …

rogerknights
September 26, 2013 8:20 pm

David A. Evans says:
September 26, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Loved the Nobble prize

For a Nobel Lie.

steinarmidtskogen says:
September 26, 2013 at 2:05 pm
What’s IPCC without a Latin motto? Any suggestions?

Omni in verba. (On our say-so.)
(Unsure of the correctness or completeness of the Latin–the word for “our” may be missing.)

Fernando (in Brazil)
September 26, 2013 8:37 pm

Argumentum ad pseudo modelorium
Ave! Bob Tides Daily
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good job, Bob

Janice Moore
September 26, 2013 9:02 pm

Gunga Din, no, lol, it was T.P. humor:
More people prefer…
(Mann had a voice double for the TV version of the ad to make him sound nice.)
“Softer (science) makes it better!”

(Disclaimer: The trees selected to produce this scientific, super-top-secret, paper were selected completely at random. Any resemblance to reality produced in our factory is purely coincidence. The man in our ad is only an actor — not a real scientist. We repeat, NOT a real scientist. Manufacturing process is a trade secret. Do not try this at home. Always wear a helmet. Do not insert hand into mower while running. This disclaimer void where not already prohibited by law.)

steinarmidtskogen
September 26, 2013 9:27 pm

rogerknights says:

Omni in verba. (On our say-so.)
(Unsure of the correctness or completeness of the Latin–the word for “our” may be missing.)

Nostro verbo (lit. “on our word”)
Quia ita dicimus (“Because we say so”)
I was trying to express the passive of a deponent above. Better use the impersonal there: simulanda quae meti nequit

Greg Goodman
September 26, 2013 10:57 pm

Today’s winner of the IPCC latin moto contest is….. steinarmidtskogen , with:
Quia ita dicimus (“Because we say so”)
Congratulations

noaaprogrammer
September 26, 2013 11:14 pm

Argumentum ad hotairium

g1lgam3sh
September 27, 2013 7:26 am

I like to post this for the warmistas.
http://lifesnow.com/bingo/

DesertYote
September 27, 2013 9:17 am

benofhouston says:
September 26, 2013 at 10:02 am
Deserte, the proper term is argumentum ad bacculum, “arguing to the club”
Also, you missed argumentum at Hilterem (while a subset of ad hominem, it’s an important distinction) and the sharpshooter falacy in modeling
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Even though I work as a Instrumentation Engineer, my main interest, and area of current study, is carnivore biology. At first glance “bacculum” looked like a somewhat different word. I almost spewed coffee 😀 (Look it up, if you dare)

Brian H
September 27, 2013 10:41 am

The neologism “Scientivist” may have a future. Not tea bags.

Brian H
September 27, 2013 10:47 am

DryYote:
I dared. But you misspelled it. Only one “c”. Not to be a pr*** about it.

DesertYote
September 27, 2013 12:08 pm

Brian H says:
September 27, 2013 at 10:47 am
DryYote:
I dared. But you misspelled it. Only one “c”. Not to be a pr*** about it.
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🙂