Lexicon Shift Alert: global warming gets another name change

Back in 2010, I pointed out that White House science adviser John Holdren had made a shift in naming conventions for the twice renamed “global warming”.

The lexicon shift in 2010

It seems that another shift in the lexicon has occurred, again at the White House. Organizing for Action, President Obama’s campaign machine declared Tuesday that there was a new name.

The Washington Times picked up on this shift, and I’ve updated the graphic to reflect the new name.  There’s also a poll to choose/predict the next name after this one.

The doomed planet movement has been losing momentum. Inconvenient scientific findings have confirmed the lack of any significant warming of dear old Earth over the past 16 years. It’s hard to scare people into action when nothing bad is happening. That’s why the White House has changed its vocabulary again — first “global warming” was changed to “climate change” — and now the correct name of the scam is “carbon pollution.” It’s a way to paint carbon dioxide as if it were black soot billowing out of industrial smokestacks. Carbon dioxide is actually what humans exhale, and it’s food for plants.

Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/13/wearing-out-words/#ixzz2c3XmuaV7

Its seems that since global warming has stalled, and scientists are puzzled by it, plus major players in science are poo-pooing the “climate disruption/extreme weather angle, they had no choice but to make a lexicon shift.

Here is the updated graphic to reflect the lexicon shift. Feel free to share far and wide:

global_warming_name_changes

What should the next name be? Take the poll, you can also add your own answer. Be sure to post your new answer in comments. (I’ll add some of the best ones manually)

[NOTE: for some reason the poll won’t display other answers from voters in the voting or the results, so I disabled it – A]

h/t to Small Dead Animals for some of the names

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RockyRoad
August 15, 2013 6:29 pm

Let’s consider a redux with a correction for the way temperatures are trending:
“Fictitious Global Warming”

Bill H
August 15, 2013 6:37 pm

A new college…
No More Money 4 U

August 15, 2013 6:40 pm

CAgw …….catastrophy…Apperently gore’s wasted

noaaprogrammer
August 15, 2013 6:41 pm

97-percentile Dysfunction

August 15, 2013 6:54 pm

Didn’t see the “Weather, but now with taxes” or I would’ve voted for that one.

David L.
August 15, 2013 7:03 pm

I think the next term will actually be Anthropomorphic Global Cooling

Steve Obeda
August 15, 2013 7:05 pm

Global Climate Cycle.

bw
August 15, 2013 7:21 pm

Klimate for Kool-Aid DrinKers.

RoHa
August 15, 2013 7:22 pm

Obamaclimatecare is far too parochial. Most of us in the real world have no idea what it is referencing. You need something that can be translated and will be comprehensible to everyone in the world.
I suggest “Coming-to-you-soon-no-we-really-mean-it-Totally-Destructive-sort-of-Civilization-Ending-or-thereabouts-Extremeish-Climate-related-Inconvenience.”

eyesonu
August 15, 2013 7:40 pm

Green Fantasy Movement

TeaPartyGeezer
August 15, 2013 7:52 pm

Goes along perfectly with the idea that humans have also been referred to as carbon-based life-forms, doesn’t it?

Paul Vaughan
August 15, 2013 8:12 pm

If they drop “carbon” and just say “pollution” (without reference to CO2 and WITHOUT reference to climate) then maybe things will be different…

Steve Garcia
August 15, 2013 8:34 pm

Wicked Hahd Core CO2

Steve Garcia
August 15, 2013 8:35 pm

Akk! What am I thinking! Of course:
THE SKY IS FALLING!

Steve Garcia
August 15, 2013 8:40 pm

August 15, 2013 at 4:13 pm:
“Where the f**k did that ice age come from?”
Priceless
[Yeah, yeah. You only repeated it. Not again. Mod]

Brett F
August 15, 2013 9:11 pm

KFC – Kentucky Fried Climate – with 7 secret herbs and spices to be added liberally to spice the climate up in case it’s too bland on its own.

August 15, 2013 9:14 pm

“Climate” ?

garymount
August 15, 2013 9:15 pm

Mark Jaccard uses the term “carbon pollution” 8 times in this article in The Vancouver Sun just 3 days ago, in an article ironically themed on Orwellian Doublespeak :
http://www.vancouversun.com/touch/story.html?id=8780477

August 15, 2013 9:17 pm

I offer again my proposal from 3 years ago:
Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Anomalies or CACA for short.
I see someone offered an alternative interpretation of CACA here more recently:
Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alarmism
Whatever your objective for use, CACA has you covered. Cheers!

garymount
August 15, 2013 9:19 pm

… and “carbon polluting” 3 times.

Chuck Nolan
August 15, 2013 9:25 pm

I like both Climate Threat & War on Carbon.
cn

Michael
August 15, 2013 9:34 pm

All are nice but have too much meaning- I vote for C.A.R.B.O.N. or some other nebulous ACRONYM.

tobias
August 15, 2013 9:34 pm

Thanks Gail “I can see “, etc just about ruined my keyboard with the spilled “Tea”

tobias
August 15, 2013 9:40 pm

May if they remove carbon from the WH we may get some sanity. (DE).

Peter Azlac
August 15, 2013 10:49 pm

How about Extraordinary Carbon Delusions or Carbon Mania as a homage to Charles Mackay´s book the Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds that describes the behaviour of Obama/Gore and accolytes.