
Guest post by Steve Goreham
Originally published in The Washington Times
The Mayan calendar is about to end, and with it, the world.
People love nothing more than an apocalypse. Meteor collisions, alien invasions, super volcanoes, nuclear winter, and global warming all provide great material for mass entertainment and breathless news reporting.
The latest apocalypse to capture our imagination is the idea that, along with the Mayan calendar, the world will end on the 21st day of this month. The Mayan “Long Count” calendar, which began in 3114 BC, ends on December 21, 2012. The calendar is supposedly the measure of days from the beginning of humanity to the end. As a result, some doomsayers predict the end of the world in a few days.
Proposed scientific reasons why we won’t have a merry Christmas include ejection of mass from the sun, a sudden switching of Earth’s magnetic poles, a massive meteor collision with Earth, and a sudden shift in Earth’s crust. At this very moment, people across the world are stockpiling guns, machetes, kerosene, matches, sugar, and candles in preparation for the coming disaster. But our National Aeronautic and Space Administration (NASA) assures us that the world won’t end on December 21.
Over that last two centuries, most doomsday threats have been blamed on humanity itself.
Consider overpopulation. The Anglican minister Thomas Malthus postulated in 1798 that global population would outstrip mankind’s ability to feed itself, leading to economic disaster. Dr. Paul Ehrlich followed up with his 1968 book The Population Bomb, predicting that hundreds of millions of people would starve to death during the decade of the 1970s. But the agricultural revolution of the twentieth century and slowing population growth have confounded the predictions of Malthus and Ehrlich.
Other feared man-made catastrophes include killer air pollution, global thermonuclear war, worldwide disease pandemics, economic collapse from passing the production point of peak oil, and disaster from genetically engineered foods. While the jury is still out in some cases, these predicted catastrophes do not appear to be occurring.
But the greatest of all these fears is Climatism, the belief that man-made greenhouse gases are destroying Earth’s climate.
Alarming climate change predictions would fit well with Mayan fears, but they need a little more time. According to economist Lord Nicholas Stern of the London School of Economics on the impacts of global warming: “…what we are talking about then is extended world war…People would move on a massive scale. Hundreds of millions, probably billions of people would have to move…” From environmentalist Bill McKibben: “The world hasn’t ended, but the world as we know it has—even if we don’t quite know it yet.” From Dr. James Lovelock: “…before this century is over billions of us will die and the few breeding pairs of people that survive will be in the Arctic where the climate remains tolerable.”
What’s amazing is that the theory of dangerous global warming is accepted by the majority of world leaders. Today, the heads of state of 191 of the 192 nations are pursuing policies to try to stop the planet from warming. Most leading universities, NASA and other major scientific organizations, most of the Fortune 500 companies, and the news media accept the pending doom of man-made climate change. The world is spending over $250 billion each year to try to “decarbonize.”
But empirical evidence does not support the theory of catastrophic man-made warming. The 0.7oC rise in global temperatures since 1880 was matched one thousand years ago during the Medieval Warm Period, when temperatures were warmer than today. Despite increasing atmospheric carbon dioxide, Earth’s surface temperatures have been flat to declining for more than 10 years. Arctic ice has been declining, but Antarctic ice, which is 90 percent of Earth’s ice, has been increasing over the last 30 years. Sea levels are naturally rising at 7‒8 inches per century, but no evidence shows that accelerating sea level rise is underway. Hurricanes and tropical storms are neither more frequent nor stronger today than in times past. Polar bear populations have more than doubled in the last 50 years.
So, complete your Christmas shopping and don’t sell your winter coat. The world may end, but not before you have to pay your taxes and your credit card bills.
Steve Goreham is Executive Director of the Climate Science Coalition of America and author of the new book The Mad, Mad, Mad World of Climatism: Mankind and Climate Change Mania.
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Sweet…. Queue up Steely Dan “The Last Mall” (from “Everything Must Go”) then read this post…..
“Attention all shoppers
It’s Cancellation Day
Yes the Big Adios
Is just a few hours away
“It’s last call
To do your shopping
At the Last Mall
“You’ll need the tools for survival
And the medicine for the blues
Sweet treats and surprises
For the little buckaroos
“It’s last call
To do your shopping
At the Last Mall “
Hi Pompous.Thanks for posting the reference to Lewandowski. I am beginning to panic though. Running low on wine.
Dr Lewandowski is a top Australian Philosopher A small video clip of his philosophy department in action is below.
The Mayan calendar ends on December 21. The Gregorian calendar ends on December 31.
When in doubt, refer to ISO 8601.
Piling on here:
Sometimes history is the science you need. In EVERY warmer period, mankind has flourished. Disasters, drought, plagues, and horrific weather occur ONLY during Cooling.
Take your pick.
Hugh said @ur momisugly December 18, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Now that’s really scary…
The famous sceptical philosopher René Descartes went into his favourite bar one day and ordered a dry martini. After he had finished the drink, the bar tender asked him if he would like another. “I think not,” replied Descartes and he immediately disappeared in a puff of blue smoke!
Here in New Zealand we are 18 hours ahead of EST, so we will probably make it to December 22.
Aikimox says:
December 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm
May I suggest you read and digest the fine post by rgb@duke qouted in part here:
Source: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/06/22/a-response-to-dr-paul-bains-use-of-denier-in-scientific-literature/
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If you are not familiar with rgb@duke hang around WUWT for a while.
The missing rapture is a travesty! (it doesn’t help to wake a chiliast)
Denial is the common mode of adaptation to failed prophecy.
The promise of a verifiable event is replaced by a nonverifiable, invisible event.
Group ties are reinforced.
They encyst.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2072678_2072683_2072697,00.html
From Australia.
Had to laugh the other day, I listen to Triple J ( a public owned radio station that even lefties think is a bit too left), they had just finished playing a promo for their end of the world show, mocking the mayans, (yeah the one where they got our Fool of a PM to do the end of the world announcement (sigh)).
Anyhow they had just finished mocking the mayans for their predictions and went straight onto their news program, about climate change where their expert “John Cook” told us all the world was going to end!!!????
Seriously, if only they could just hear themselves….. unbelieveable
If one is going to use THHGTTG you should use this clip
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWWiDKKWDQw&w=420&h=315%5D
Drink up!
“You mean the all-knowing Mayans didn’t know about leap years? Oh the travesty!”
When you measure years by the turning of the solstices, leap years have no significance. They weren’t as stupid as you might think. They were excellent astronomers.
Killer Tomatoes: Uh, I always thought it would be a attack of the killer tomatoes?
“Meteor collisions, alien invasions, super volcanoes, nuclear winter, and global warming”
If you include: nuclear war, global pandemic, overpopulation, peak oil, total economic collapse, rapture, global jihad, cyber world war, Carrington event, and progenitorcide (see ‘grey goo’ or ‘R.U.R.’) I think you will be hard pressed to find anyone who doesn’t spend a few hours each week worrying about the end of the world.
Ok, most of you guys are being way too perspicacious!
This is a secret but I guess I can go ahead and let the cat out of the bag. What’s really going to happen is a subatomic polarity shift. Yes, electrons will become positive and protons negative. Neutrons will stay the same.
Either that or nothing particularly unusual.
What the Mayans probably thought:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=mayan%20calendar%20cartoons&gbv=2&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=574&sei=DFPRUNGeOMTW2QWSq4DADw
Aikimox says:
December 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm
“… I lived on 3 different continents for the past 35 years…”
All: Note that Aikimox is (likely) about 35 years old. Believes he is knowledgeable, but was a lad of about 10 or 11 when the Iron Curtain came down. Probably doesn’t understand the ideologies represented by both sides of that curtain, nor the propaganda mechanisms used on him by those who were trained and believed in the ideology of the eastern side of the curtain.
“The older I get, the smarter my parents are.”
Erm, what time zone will first see the apocalypse?
And just looky at all the peace we’ve had since then! Woohoo!
Aikimox says: I’m a man of science…
You talk about the weather 20 years ago and compare it to today as if observations about variability during 20 years is science. If you are truly a man of science you will check the records and see what the differences really are–not give anticdotal stores–which are highly subject to confirmation bias.
Thank you D Böehm (December 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm ) for putting it so well in answer to Aikimox.
You know, over this summer in the US, we actually broke hundreds of records for all-time highs. Broke hundreds of records for cold too.
happens a lot–check this out, http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/10/08/low-temperature-records-overwhelm-highs-in-the-usa-this-past-week-wheres-the-media-to-tell-us-how-this-should-be-viewed/
and check out this for historical facts:
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/08/13/weekly-climate-and-energy-news-roundup-58/
During the hearing, the current drought and the recent heat wave in the US were emphasized by the Democrats and their witnesses. In the 1930s, particularly in 1934 & 1936, the US had a more extreme drought that lasted several years (the Dust Bowl) and a worse heat wave in terms of setting state-wide record temperatures. (Christy produced a chart similar to Figure 25 in http://www.sepp.org/publications/NIPCC_final.pdf)
And finally: Robert Austin says: December 18, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Aikimox says:
December 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Aikimox’s anecdotal evidence of more frequent recent temperature extremes is not reflected in the climate data. This leads me to suspect the he/she is a concern troll.
Thank you Robert, because I’m quite sure he is not a scientist.
“DeNihilist says:
December 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm
But you do know that this prediction is long past? Right?
Think aboot it, there have been approx 514 leap years since Cesear invented it. The Mayans did not account for this. So without those extra days every 4 years it would be about July 28, 2013 today. Do the math, the world should have ended aboot 7 months ago. – “
Isn’t it obvious that the Mayans didn’t come up with the date of December 21, 2012? Evidently not to the bright lights here…
That calculation was made by modern Western scholars of the Mayan calendar deciphered from a fragmentary document created a thousand years ago.
BTW, every serious report I’ve read about the Mayan Calendar said that they HAD compensated for “leap year”, and somewhat before Europeans did.
No one knows what the Mayans thought would happen, thanks to ignorant bigots similar to those posting here now, who destroyed all but a tiny fragment of the Mayan intellectual legacy as “the work of the devil”. Things haven’t changed much since the Inquisition, only the jargon, the robes of the inquisitors, and the method of suppression of unorthodox thought.
But how ironic to find this smug, know-it-all attitude here, in a community of self-proclaimed “skeptics”.
Shame!
Watts Up With That? (obligatory snort)
You will find “watts up” when 12/21/12 comes, and your race is wiped off the earth for not faithfully cleaning the litter box of your masters! Mayans, shmayans! Mrow!
As Charles MacKay so aptly expressed it:
“Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go
mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.”
(From “Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds”).
Y’know, a new chapter needs to be written for that book. Perhaps it should
be crowd-sourced from WUWT. “Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming”
aka “Climate Change” is most certainly the 20th century’s madness.
Why should i believe a Mayan prediction when they couldn’t even predict their own end?
Good post, making interesting connections. There’s a large literature on millennarianism, to give it its technical name, derived from the historical record of widespread popular beliefs in Europe that the world would end (with following rapture / kingdom of heaven on Earth) in the years before 1000 CE (AD). It would be an interesting study to compare various other ‘end of the world’ systems of belief that have come and gone over the centuries with current climate alarmism. Don’t know if I have the time or knowledge to do it myself, but maybe someone does.
Aikimox says:
December 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Regarding the global warming stuff, – We ARE facing a real threat and it won’t take hundreds of years till it hits us hard…
OK, if you are so sure, give us a prediction of when; with your evidence.
Or is this just another religious belief?