Friday Funny – think furry happy thoughts

People send me stuff. A couple of days ago this arrived in my inbox. – Anthony

The Gender-Neutral Kitten Salvation Happiness Fund

Brytni Ambyr is out to save the gender-neutral kittens of the world from abuse by global warming through Happy Thoughts.

Hi! :^) Brytni Ambyr* is an attractive blonde female out to save the gender-neutral kittens of the world from abuse by global warming through Happy Thoughts. Have you ever thought about what it would like to be forced to wear little fur coats through an endless summer? That’s like so cruel! :^(

Brytni will use your generous contributions to create lots of Happy Thoughts! She wishes she could save every little sweet creature. But she will do what she can to be Happy! and use your donations to be Happy! and save the ones she can. Aside from Happy Thoughts!, she will also do her part by adopting a gender-neutral kitten (or even a gendered kitti, and spaying/neutering it), and treating it sooo nice. She’ll give it love, treats, and a nice air-conditioned place to live. This will make Brytni AND the kitten Happy!! Double-plus-good Happy Thoughts! Enough Happy Thoughts and Happy Cats may even hold off the global warming!

Make the kittens Happy!

Make Brytni Happy!

Gaia will love you for it. http://www.indiegogo.com/genderneutralkittenfund

Goddess Bless. :^)

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October 6, 2012 9:57 pm

This blog has a global following. And most gentle readers would no doubt value freedom of speech. If not for this freedom, the truth about carbon dioxide, global temperature datasets and political interference from other countries would not be known.
Freedom of speech is under attack in Australia. Mercedes-Benz – a global corporate giant – has seen fit to withdraw its sponsorship from the Alan Jones broadcast in cooperation with the Labor government to try to silence Alan Jones and rob many 2GB listeners of their right to hear Mr Jones. http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/alan-jones-loses-his-merc/story-e6freuy9-1226489835280
“We want the car back, the deal is cancelled, it is over,” Mercedes-Benz’s corporate communications manager, David McCarthy, said. Yes, his name is McCarthy!
If you value freedom of speech, please take a few moments to let them know what you think of leading the charge to persecute one man, one radio station and its many listeners.
Please be polite and respectful. Let them know you value freedom of speech and that it is irresponsible for a big corporation with huge resources to team up with a government with unlimited power to try to shut down speech they don’t like. https://www1.mercedes-benz.com.au/custom/forms/ContactUsCar.aspx
McCarthy is living up to his namesake alright. McCarthyism is a term used to describe the targeting of political opponents for persecution. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism
Mercedes-Benz Australia Pacific knows what a bunch of angry twitter users think. Let them know what real people think about freedom of speech. That people have given their lives for it, and that it is an act of treason to throw it away so carelessly.
Thank you.

Stephanie Clague
October 7, 2012 9:56 am

u.k.(us) says:
October 6, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Stephanie Clague says:
October 6, 2012 at 6:35 am
I work for an animal charity and this very day three six week old orphan kittens arrived at the shop in a carrier bag, found on the main road where some nice person had simply stopped their car and deposited them. Grey and whites and in a state of shock but doing OK now on meds. Have a laugh by all means at the often hilarious antics of cats but next time you pass an animal charity shop or shelter drop in and give them your unwanted bric-a-brac or spare dollars. Many like ours dont get government cash, we get by on a shoe string and a prayer and if you ever see a kitten that needs assistance please go out of your way and do the right thing and take it to a shelter.
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As opposed to what ?, you are wasting your breath with this crew.
What do you mean “as opposed to what”?
Do you really believe that sceptics are cruel animal abusers? What on earth possesses you to judge people you have never met, never interacted with? There are good people of whom there are many and there are bad people of whom there are few. I give my time to help animals, what do you do? Ask yourself this question, how many lives have I saved this year? How many times have I gone out of my way to help and assist a fellow creature in need? Before you point out the mote in the eye of those you have never met, take care of the log in your own eh?
In fact the three stooges are doing fine now, one with a real temper and attitude and one with a shy gentle nature, and one outgoing happy go lucky chappy. Names suggestions please.

October 7, 2012 7:49 pm

Stephanie Clague says:
October 7, 2012 at 9:56 am
In fact the three stooges are doing fine now, one with a real temper and attitude and one with a shy gentle nature, and one outgoing happy go lucky chappy. Names suggestions please.
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The one with a real temper, “Michael Mann”.
For the other two, you’ll need to pick a skeptic.

October 8, 2012 6:56 am

u.k.(us) (October 6, 2012 at 6:39 pm): “As opposed to what ?, you are wasting your breath with this crew.”
You’ve found us out. We all hate cute furry critters. Obviously that’s why I have the URL for a animal rescue group on file, and even included one of my own cats (the chubby Siamese) in the video. [/sarc]
Check your assumptions.
In fact, check them at the door.