People send me stuff. A couple of days ago this arrived in my inbox. – Anthony
The Gender-Neutral Kitten Salvation Happiness Fund
Brytni Ambyr is out to save the gender-neutral kittens of the world from abuse by global warming through Happy Thoughts.
Hi! :^) Brytni Ambyr* is an attractive blonde female out to save the gender-neutral kittens of the world from abuse by global warming through Happy Thoughts. Have you ever thought about what it would like to be forced to wear little fur coats through an endless summer? That’s like so cruel! :^(
Brytni will use your generous contributions to create lots of Happy Thoughts! She wishes she could save every little sweet creature. But she will do what she can to be Happy! and use your donations to be Happy! and save the ones she can. Aside from Happy Thoughts!, she will also do her part by adopting a gender-neutral kitten (or even a gendered kitti, and spaying/neutering it), and treating it sooo nice. She’ll give it love, treats, and a nice air-conditioned place to live. This will make Brytni AND the kitten Happy!! Double-plus-good Happy Thoughts! Enough Happy Thoughts and Happy Cats may even hold off the global warming!
Make the kittens Happy!
Make Brytni Happy!
Gaia will love you for it. http://www.indiegogo.com/genderneutralkittenfund
Goddess Bless. :^)
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I didn’t watch the video but the still shot displayed looks like the kitten is thinking, “WTF! Who is this nut trying to shave me?”.
Speechless.
Too late. Curiosity killed the cat:
http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/882012003148dfdsf.jpeg
Hmmmm – – Perhaps Brytni needs to do a bit more observation/research.
My cat sleeps in the sun all day long, systematically following the sunshine all around the south-facing exposures. When the sun doesn’t shine, she will always be found on the warmest section of the heated floors. At night, she sleeps on top of us.
Global warming would be the answer to all her prayers. She generates her own Happy Thoughts!
The idiots are all around us. There is no hope for us left. I despair. I really do.
“Double-plus-good Happy Thoughts!” Oh my goodness… that needs to be an ice cream flavor.
Funny as heck. I just wonder how many fools will fall for this scam?
Brytni Ambyr needs to think a while on how lions and tigers have managed all these years, wearing their fur coats in hot climates.
That made me think happy thoughts
Absolutely the best global warming video ever. I had no idea how serious it is.
I just watched the video. I’d say this was a spoof along the lines of something The Onion might put out if I didn’t know that there are some people out there that actually think this way.
Just when you think you’ve seen or heard every nutty thing under the sun…
The only thing missing was whether or not these will be alien gender-neutral kittens. My donation awaits the answer to that question… not.
Well I watched the video. I was waiting for the flamingo because it has to be a spoof from the Minnesotans for global warming.
Lessee…
Campaign pitch: “global warming” links to the bogus hockey stick _and_ a WUWT post on the _lack_ of global warming. Video includes the URL for the famous “what global warming causes” list, a “free cat”, and a “PETA kills” pic. States outright that “Brytni” isn’t real (includes a commercial attribution link for the model pic).
Then there’s the fine print…
I sure as hell had a laugh at the article…..I’m guessing that’s like happy thoughts…..
Another con.
What amazes me is that organisations like WWF are actively promoting wildlife and habitata destruction.
The biggest threat to Orangutans is increasing jungle clearance – some of which is to produce palm oil for biodiesel.
The real scandal was fully illustrated this week with the news that 47% of the Great Barrier Reef has been seriously damaged by the Crown of Thorns Starfish.
While naval gazing and needlessly worrying over less than 0.04% of the atmosphere our Government has ignored a known scourge of coral reefs identified more than 50 years ago as a threat to the reef get to plague proportions.
Gaia at her best it seems.
And our ABC is presenting programs pointing the finger at climate change and chemical runoff from agriculture even while the expert they interview is only talking about the Starfish.
How did an organisation that 50 or more years ago prided itself on balance, objectivity and integrity stoop so low ?
Brytni actually makes more sense here than those arguing for geo-engineering “solutions” to global “warming”. At least her happy kitten thoughts cant do any harm.
Homo sapiens is starting to unevolve intelligence.
Bob B. says:
October 5, 2012 at 2:08 pm
That made me think happy thoughts
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Don’t you mean “laugh” happy thoughts? 😎
H.R. (October 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm): “The only thing missing was whether or not these will be alien gender-neutral kittens.”
Have you ever seen a hairless cat? They ARE aliens.
Lovely spoof. Needs Moar Kittehs!
I just spit super hot tea all over my keyboard … … … That’s bad.
I did miss my gender-neutral kitty who was lying on the desk in front of my monitor … … … That’s good.
Happy thoughts.
Apparently this person has never seen The Solar Cat Book books, at http://www.amazon.com/Solar-Cat-Book-Jim-Augustyn/dp/0898150183/ref=sr_1_2
While I have seen cats pant or splay out on cool fieldstones I’ve never seen one seek out the slipstream of an air conditioner except in my car.
See also
http://www.pals-nj.org/hairless-breeds-of-cats.html
http://www.thefeaturedcreature.com/2011/12/6-strange-breeds-of-hairless-cats.html
Hmm, how would someone shave a cat, anyway? I guess you start by trimming its claws.
“She’ll give it love, treats, and a nice air-conditioned place to live.” Air-conditioned ? That’s not green. Seems Brytni Ambyr, our little hippy progeny is another “air-conditioned” hypocrite.
I am duly converted from my skeptical view…….not………..
Carl “Bear” Bussjaeger says:
October 5, 2012 at 2:37 pm
> Lessee…
Welcome to WUWT! It takes a twisted mind (or a SF writer) to turn Britney into Brytni. Like several WUWT denizens, I live in NH too.