Friday Funny – Climate Olympics

There’s too many scientific sports to include in one panel. I was really looking forward to seeing Josh’s rendition of the 400 Meter Skeptics Hurdles.

 

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Coach Springer
August 10, 2012 8:32 am

15.000 awarded to Josh. With no deductions. Could be higher, but these guys reduce the degree of difficulty. Unless they advance even beyond parody (they are close), which would result in a score of 18.233.

Lars P.
August 10, 2012 8:37 am

LOL! thanks for the good laugh Josh!
“I was really looking forward to seeing Josh’s rendition of the 400 Meter Skeptics Hurdles.”
… and what about 3000 meters skeptics steeplechase track?

Juerg Scheidegger
August 10, 2012 8:39 am

Just beautiful!!!
Too funny, too true!!
Thanks Josh!
Juerg from Switzerland

Paul Westhaver
August 10, 2012 8:40 am

I never did like the olympics.

Alan the Brit
August 10, 2012 8:50 am

Brilliant!

Pamela Gray
August 10, 2012 8:51 am

Perfect rotation, feet together, toes pointed, and verticle, no splash entry. 10! 10! 10!. Had to throw the other 10’s out according to rules.

August 10, 2012 8:54 am

Very funny.
I also hear that the Manhattan water polo championship was canceled again.

Dagfinn
August 10, 2012 9:23 am

I know it’s not an olympic sport, but what about “America’s Next Top Climate Model”?

pat
August 10, 2012 9:33 am

And then sent home for being a dope.

Gary
August 10, 2012 9:35 am

What? Where’s the off-balance beam?

ChE
August 10, 2012 9:45 am

In these cartoons, I can never tell Mann from Gavin. Doppelgangers. I assume that’s Mann.

johanna
August 10, 2012 9:54 am

Rock ‘n’ roll!
I’m thinking Synchronised Swimming, though, especially the bit where they all surface, smiling and relieved, in perfect harmony. Yay the Team!

davidmhoffer
August 10, 2012 10:08 am

Figure scating. One judge (Jones) leans over to the other and says “To keep that last performance out, we need to re-define a triple axle”,

Fred
August 10, 2012 10:11 am

Arctic ocean canoe event was cancelled due to non cooperating climate conditions.
And competitor frostbite.

eyesonu
August 10, 2012 10:12 am

The dash to publish — Is this the final heat?

Hardy Granberg
August 10, 2012 10:14 am

One glaring omission – Conclusion-jumping!

RayG
August 10, 2012 10:58 am

Dagfinn says: August 10, 2012 at 9:23 am
“I know it’s not an olympic [sic] sport, but what about “America’s Next Top Climate Model”?
Dagfinn, aren’t you aware that these are not ordinary, everyday models? These are super models, you know, the kind that are on magazine covers and are paid millions of dollars (aka grants).

R. Shearer
August 10, 2012 11:02 am

How about statistical gymnastics and dodgeball?

Miss Grundy
August 10, 2012 11:21 am

O/T, but Gleick is spouting same old nonsense on Twitter.
“Peter Gleick ‏@PeterGleick
Hot? Not only is 2012 the hottest year ever in the U.S., it is not even close. Brutal figure from NOAA. #climatechange http://pic.twitter.com/G095He3d
You Twitter WUWT users should take him on. I don’t tweet.

Craig
August 10, 2012 11:27 am

Your best yet!

dave ward
August 10, 2012 11:46 am

The same lack of wind, which has all but stopped the UK fleet of wind turbines, has also resulted in the Olympic sailing competition nearly grinding to a halt. Scroll down for time 13:12 here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19083675

Joe Public
August 10, 2012 12:15 pm

With all this so-called Global Warming, they can have an inaugural Skating-on-Thin-Ice event.

meltemian
August 10, 2012 1:50 pm

Anyone for the High Jump?

August 10, 2012 2:55 pm

Thanks, Josh!
Very good, made my day. 🙂

Greg Cavanagh
August 10, 2012 3:55 pm

So much pun.
Mental gymnastics.
The marathon race (where the finish line is 20 feet away [well it is URGENT, we must act NOW] )
Wrestling… with Steve McIntyre.
Pole vault (over the high bar)

rogerknights
August 10, 2012 11:04 pm

Wrestling… with Steve McIntyre.

Or Joe Bastardi.

Editor
August 11, 2012 3:20 am
Dagfinn
Reply to  Josh
August 11, 2012 11:03 am

Josh, I hadn’t seen that one. Thanks. I realize the pun is too obvious to not have been used before.

beng
August 11, 2012 8:28 am

Climate Myopics.

Crispin in Waterloo
August 11, 2012 10:15 am

Also: the Rings of Collusion (another synchronisation event), the FOI Denial back somersault with a triple twist, the Uneven Parallel Drawing, the Springboard to Fame and a publication of contrary information event called The 400 Hurdles.

August 11, 2012 1:31 pm

@johanna says: 8/10 9:54 am Synchronised Swimming
If ClimateGates taught us anything, the Team is unparalleled in Synchronized Scheming

Alan Esworthy
August 11, 2012 4:07 pm

Other possible events:
Crowing
Carbon Polo
Message, or riding trick ponies sideways for the media
Trickathlon
News cycling

August 11, 2012 6:16 pm

When I was in High School, the 400m was known as the Puke Race, which is what most of contestants did after it was over…

Alex
August 12, 2012 10:39 am

All scores are adjusted up to account for UHI induced dehydration in competitors.

Reed Coray
August 12, 2012 1:33 pm

How about: “Biased Data Adjusting”

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