Quote of the Week – Grist thinks spontaneous human combustion might be a convincing bit of evidence for AGW

There’s been some wild claims out there the past few days since BEST released their results in a media blitzkrieg on October 20th prior to peer review.  But this one from Grist writer Jess Zimmerman has to rank up there as the most bizarre – ever.

She writes: (emphasis mine)

This raises the question: What will it take to convince deniers? What if they burned up in their shoes, would that do it? What if God came down and drew a hockey stick graph on the wall? What if Dumbledore explained it using his Pensieve? Look, if science doesn’t work, it’s going to have to be God, magic, or spontaneous combustion; that’s just a fact of nature.

Umm… news flash Jess. The BEST data shows that the world had been warming since 1800, long before we even had Tyndall and Arrhenius looking at CO2, long before the industrial revolution, and long before SUV’s, Exxon, modern living and the many other things attributed to causing warming appeared on the scene.

So far I have not seen any correlation with increased spontaneous human combustion.

Perhaps Jess missed the things that I agree with. I’m sure she’ll take the time to read my Agreements and Disagreements Essay and append her article.

Have a look at some of the other work from Jess by clicking on her Grist image, it’s a real eye opener. So is her “she writes” page.

h/t to Tom Nelson

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UPDATE: Reader Keith points out this blatant lie from Jess Zimmerman in another recent story:

Sorry Jess, I call bullshit on you: From NASA Earth Observatory:

2011 Sea Ice Minimum

acquired September 9, 2011
Color bar for 2011 Sea Ice Minimum
acquired September 1, 2010 – September 30, 2011 download animation (8 MB, QuickTime)

In September 2011, sea ice covering the Arctic Ocean declined to the second-lowest extent on record. Satellite data from NASA and the National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC) showed that the summertime ice cover narrowly avoided a new record low.

How do people like this get to be writers?

I’ve emailed Dr. Walt Meier at NSIDC to ask him to ask Grist to make a correction. We’ll see how interested either are in truth.

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UPDATE2: Within 15 minutes of emailing him, Dr. Walt Meier of NSIDC posted this on the Grist article:

Walt Meier

The statement “The Arctic now has ice-free summers, 90 years in advance of predictions.” is most definitely flat-out wrong. The Arctic has not had less than 4 million square kilometers, in our data and any other source one cares to look at, even at the summer minimum.While extent and thickness are decreasing and ice-free summers are certainly possible, even probable, in much less than 90 years, we are not there yet. Not even close.

Walt Meier

Research Scientist

National Snow and Ice Data Center

University of Colorado

Good for him. Thank you Dr. Meier. Now we just need to alert the Grist editors, WUWT readers let ’em know please! http://www.grist.org/contact/contact-us

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Alan
October 24, 2011 11:04 am

I used to find offensive their using of the word “deniers” to label the skeptics, but not anymore. The more they use it, the more hysterical they sound like and that doesn’t help their cause.

Babsy
October 24, 2011 11:09 am

If all the CO2 goes into the atmosphere how is limestone formed?

hunter
October 24, 2011 11:11 am

That is going to rank down there with the media people who decided that this change in temps has also caused the alleged shrinkage in animal life that Nature magazine was promoting lately.

October 24, 2011 11:27 am

The problems with sarcasm as a rhetorical device are that (1) it is misinterpreted so often that the critic’s credibility is challenged (as was that of Jonathan Swift with “A Modest Proposal”), (2) it is often wielded against straw men, who are far more readily recognized as such that one might suspect, and (3) the arguments often degenerate into ad hominem attacks which evade the real issues.

R. Gates
October 24, 2011 11:33 am

Anthony said:
“The BEST data shows that the world had been warming since 1800, long before we even had Tyndall and Arrhenius looking at CO2, long before the industrial revolution…”
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We can all agree that 1800 was long before Tyndall and Arrhenius, but I’m sure you know that the Industrial Revolution is ususally cited as beginning well before that date.
And if you’d believe some of those who would posit that we’ve left the Holocene and have entered the Anthropocene, the more extreme of these views such as those of William Ruddiman would say humans began altering the nature of the Holocene climate thousands of years ago with large-scale agriculture practices.

REPLY:
re industrial revolution – Show me how much manufacturing capacity and automobiles and oil use there was between 1800 and 1900 compared to 1900-2000 – Anthony

1dandyTroll
October 24, 2011 11:41 am

Ah, the old reference-to-imaginary-fantasy-character-trick, clever, clever, if you’re already in an insane asylum, otherwise doh that’s where you end up if you’re using it in the outside world.
:p

Latitude
October 24, 2011 11:43 am

I don’t think you can blame this on ignorance any more…………….

littlepeaks
October 24, 2011 11:49 am

At work, I analyze samples for brominated fire retardants (Polybrominated diphenylethers (PBDEs)). They’re everywhere in the environment. They’re especially high in house dust and sometimes in fish tissue. Judging from the widespread detections of this environmental contaminant, I’d say no one has to worry about spontaneously combusting in the not-to-distant future. LOL

Jesse
October 24, 2011 11:52 am

Slightly off-topic: While researching Ms. Zimmerman, I came across the following which you might find interesting. It discusses the relationship between CO2 and flooding in the US.
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/02626667.2011.621895
and
http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/article.asp?ID=3006&from=rss_home

edbarbar
October 24, 2011 11:53 am

That run up from 1813 to 1827 looks mighty steep. The black line looks like about .75 degrees C, with a minimum change of 0 degrees C and a maximum change of about 1.4 degrees c. And it occurred in a smaller window than the .9 degrees C since about 1980. And that run down from 1800 to 1813 looks pretty steep too. Hopefully we won’t get the maximum down from that. Brrr.

R. Gates
October 24, 2011 12:00 pm

We can all agree that 1800 was long before Tyndall and Arrhenius, but I’m sure you know that the Industrial Revolution is ususally cited as beginning well before that date.
And if you’d believe some of those who would posit that we’ve left the Holocene and have entered the Anthropocene, the more extreme of these views such as those of William Ruddiman would say humans began altering the nature of the Holocene climate thousands of years ago with large-scale agriculture practices.
REPLY:re industrial revolution – Show me how much manufacturing capacity and automobiles and oil use there was between 1800 and 1900 compared to 1900-2000 – Anthony
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Seems you want to change the metric here? Didn’t know you were discussing types or quantities of manufacturing. Of course the revolution continued to accelerate after 1800, but it began well before. You always seem to want to aim for precision, and if there are any youngsters reading this site, we wouldn’t want them go away thinking the Industrial Revolution started after 1800, when in fact is started several decades before that.

REPLY:
Still waiting for your to show me that data I requested – Anthony

Zac
October 24, 2011 12:01 pm

She does have a point. Perhaps cremation should be banned and in the interests of carbon capture all bodies buried six foot under.

Athelstan.
October 24, 2011 12:06 pm

I wonder if she helped draft, the British climate Act 2008, she’s right out there email: space cadets.gov/planet-zog ………………. !

October 24, 2011 12:08 pm

Hey Anthony,
I went to this Zimmerman woman’s blog – the usual spittle. But, what about these solar roof shingles she’s talking about? Is that for real? Says it would cost about $11-12,000 for the average roof and converter box. Is this going to take off? I’m wondering, what’s the catch?
I’ve been wanting to talk to you about fuel cells – we studied them for school, and they seem to be so wonderful. I’ll wait til you feel like blogging it. But here’s my question – is it possible for say, a city, to buy up houses around town, tear them down, put in these fuel cells, and power the surrounding neighborhood? Is that crazy?

CodeTech
October 24, 2011 12:09 pm

gnomish says:

i think she’s invented a new logical fallacy- the ad dumbledore.

Viewers of South Park will probably recognize this as the Wookie Defense…
I meant, come on! It’s Dumbledore! Who doesn’t love Dumbledore?! Well, besides Death Eaters…

October 24, 2011 12:10 pm

And, for the record, I want to be combusted when I die, and scattered over my compost pile like Lee Hays. Google it.

Al Gore's Holy Hologram
October 24, 2011 12:13 pm

Dear Jess,
God, magic, spontaneous human combustion, being struck down by angel Gabriel, Dumbledore and the hockey stick graph were all invented by committees of cookie people in government, religion or entertainment industries who thought it would be a good idea to make society stupid, spend money on crap or easier to tax and control. Fact of nature, you know.

Al Gored
October 24, 2011 12:13 pm

“What will it take to convince deniers?”
Evidence.
Which explains why those questioning the AGW story are not the real deniers at all.
In any case, when I see that graph I see, as I always have, the rebound out of the LIA. But then, I am not a LIA denier or a LIAR (LIA Revisionist).

CodeTech
October 24, 2011 12:14 pm

R. Gates, you MUST be joking… Really!
The industrial revolution might have “started” when humanity first discovered fire, or the wheel… but the real issue here is the difference in impact. Prior to 1800 the impact of our industry was negligible, with a few isolated toys scattered around. Post 1800, a boom of manufacturing, energy use, etc. began to make an impact. See?

DirkH
October 24, 2011 12:23 pm

juanita says:
October 24, 2011 at 12:08 pm
“I went to this Zimmerman woman’s blog – the usual spittle. But, what about these solar roof shingles she’s talking about? Is that for real? Says it would cost about $11-12,000 for the average roof and converter box. Is this going to take off? I’m wondering, what’s the catch? ”
At the moment you pay about 3.60 USD for a Watt-peak of solar performance, and you get 200 Watt-peak per square meter max (assuming an optimistic but possible 20% efficiency). So that’s 720 USD per square meter. 12,000 USD would then buy you 16.6 square meter, or 3.32 kWpeak.
If your average roof in America has that size, then she could be correct. But I thought you had slightly larger homes in the USA. 😉
(And I hope I didn’t botch the numbers but my results sound plausible).

Archonix
October 24, 2011 12:23 pm

Gates, the industrial revolution started then, but the issue is one of quantity and timing. Are you seriously going to try and claim that the minuscule industrialisation of parts of the west in even the 1890s could emit as much CO2 as the mass-industry of the 1940s?

Pull My Finger
October 24, 2011 12:26 pm

1850 “ish” is generally accepted to be the start of the second, and modern, industrial revolution. Steam ships, railroads, electricity and the internal combustion engine (a little later) changing, dramatically and for the better, the lot of the common man. Just survey the technology and brutality of the wars in that era from Napoleonic (muskets, marching, sailing ships), the American Civil War (railroads, some repeating rifles, MGs, ironsides and ironclads, steam power), to WWI (heavy artillery, tanks, dreadnoughts, motor vehicles, aircraft).
A lot transpired in the 100 years from Waterloo to Verdun. But not nearly as much as from Verdun to today. For good or ill, the US military has rendered “conventional” warfare an anachronism.

RobWansbeck
October 24, 2011 12:27 pm

@edbarbar says at 11:53 am:
“ That run up from 1813 to 1827 looks mighty steep. “
Perhaps this was due to an unprecedented spike in spontaneous human combustion that led to 19th century authors such as Frederick Marryat and Charles Dickens using it in their novels.
Or maybe not. 😉

DirkH
October 24, 2011 12:31 pm

juanita says:
October 24, 2011 at 12:08 pm
“I’ve been wanting to talk to you about fuel cells – we studied them for school, and they seem to be so wonderful.”
Fuel cells have been around for 100 to 150 years and they have one problem, they need pure hydrogen or the elcectrodes will deteriorate. Attempts at making fuel cells that can consumer Hydrocarbons have, by now, not resulted in long lasting fuel cells. There are fuel cells like Molten Carbonate Fuel cells that consume hydrocarbons but they break down too quickly. The carbon pollutes the electrodes, rendering the whole system too expensive.
So the problem is producing the H2 cheaply enough, and storing it – it diffuses through steel tanks over time and makes the steel brittle, leading to risk of explosion and tank breakage.

Latitude
October 24, 2011 12:34 pm

I think the world population was around 1 billion in 1800…
…now it’s around 7 billion
Providing that they were driving SUV’s, coal power plants, solar and windmill factories, and asphalt roads….
…..The effect in 1800 should be around 1/7th………..
Which explains why temperatures have been rising since the Little Ice Age………../snark