Another stupid polar publicity stunt – "Row To The Pole"

I thought when I saw the Catlin expedition and their faked biotelemetry on their website I had seen the epitome of stupid when it comes to polar publicity stunts. I was wrong.

Enter the new candidate:

Not only is it pointless, but misleading to nearly (see update below) the point of pushing a lie with the expedition name. Why?

Well you see they know they can’t make it to the real north pole at 90N, 0W, since there will be a formidable ice pack they won’t be able to row through. So what do they do? They aim for the magnetic pole and will tweet some caterwauling about the northwest passage being open (maybe) along the way.

Look at the proposed route:

I had to laugh though, when I clicked “The science” link on the homepage and read what the scientific justification was. Its as if nobody ever took salinity and temperature measurements in the Arctic before. Here’s what they say:

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A chance for gathering ‘world first’ data

The extreme weather conditions and its remoteness make field research in the Arctic difficult, so chances to gather data are relatively rare. That is why The Old Pulteney Row To The Pole voyage provides a vital opportunity to conduct much needed research.

David Mans, one of the crew, is an oceanographer and he will be leading the science programme to capture data on the open water crossed during the expedition. This will be first data captured from these waters and will provide a base line for all future studies.

Using specialist equipment, David will be measuring the salinity and temperature of the water at different depths. This data will then be sent to the National Oceanography Centre at the University of Southampton where it will help researchers piece together a more detailed picture of the changing Arctic.

Once processed, the data will be useful for modellers seeking to project the pace and pattern of changes which are likely to occur in the future: not only in the Arctic, but in other parts of the world.

How the research will be undertaken?

  • Data will be collected every 10 nautical miles throughout the voyage.
  • A small probe, is lowered into the water down to a depth of 50 metres
  • The probe will be lowered over the side around 8 times a day
  • The probe will measure the conductivity, temperature and depth levels of the water
  • The probe’s readings will be recorded along with the exact location from the vessel’s GPS system at each sampling position

Research Diagram

  1. Boat GPS system accurately

    records the location.

  2. The probe is lowered over the side of the boat

    on a line released from a drum.

  3. As the probe descends it measures the conductance of the water,

    indicating salinity and records the water temperature at each depth.

  4. The probe can take measurements every few metres

    down to 50 metres or more.

With temperatures down to minus 15 degrees Centigrade, this will be hard and sometimes painful work to undertake as wet equipment in these temperatures can quickly freeze over.

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Gosh, “data useful for modelers”. And how do they reconcile this statement on the science page:

With temperatures down to minus 15 degrees Centigrade, this will be hard and sometimes painful work to undertake as wet equipment in these temperatures can quickly freeze over.

With this one at the top of the very same science page:

This once ice locked destination is going through rapid change as Global warming brings a great thaw to the region.

Hmmm. Too much Old Pulteney when they wrote this?

With the ‘world first’ data, I suppose this means the data gathered by NOAA drifting buoys and webcams since 2002 aren’t useful for modelers?

http://www.arctic.noaa.gov/gallery_np.html

They actually start at the true North pole and relay thousands of data points as opposed to the few hundred points at best the row boaters might gather on the way to the magnetic pole.

In fact, there’s a whole bunch of satellite linked buoys in the Arctic operated by the US Military via the Cold Regions Research and Engineering Laboratory:

They measure data at depth too.

And then there’s the International Arctic Buoy Programme, which has a number of satellite linked buoys measuring sea water temperature and salinity, much closer to the actual North Pole:

So when the rowboat guys say:

A chance for gathering ‘world first’ data

I have to wonder what the “world first” aspect of the data is. It might be they mean this:

“Worlds first Arctic data gathered by a bunch of guys in a rowboat on a publicity stunt”

In case anybody thinks this isn’t a publicity stunt, meet the sponsor showcased on this page,    http://www.rowtothepole.com/the-whisky/    Old Pulteney:

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UPDATE: I didn’t see this, because I was focused on the route map,  but our sharp readers did. Not only is the expedition pointless, it’s now an outright lie. They aren’t even going to the North Magnetic Pole!

Under the route map, they say this:

The expedition to the Magnetic North Pole (as certified in 1996) will set off from Resolute Bay in July/August 2011, the crew plan to row for 450 miles before finally reaching the Magnetic North Pole at 78 degrees, 35.724 minutes North, 104 degrees, 11.915 minutes West.

From Wikipedia:

The Canadian government has made several measurements since, which show that the North Magnetic Pole is moving continually northwestward. In 1996 an expedition certified its location by magnetometer and theodolite at 78°35.7′N 104°11.9′W / 78.595°N 104.1983°W / 78.595; -104.1983 (Magnetic North Pole 1996).[8] Its estimated 2005 position was 82°42′N 114°24′W / 82.7°N 114.4°W / 82.7; -114.4 (Magnetic North Pole 2005 est), to the west of Ellesmere Island in Canada.[9] During the 20th century it moved 1100 km, and since 1970 its rate of motion has accelerated from 9 km/year to approximately 41 km/year, or 1.3 mm/sec (2001–2003 average; see also Polar drift). If it maintained its present speed and direction it would reach Siberia in about 50 years, but it is expected to veer from its present course and slow its rate of motion.

Even drunken sailors could get closer than this:

click image to enlarge - Image from Google Earth, annotated by Anthony

 

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Chris
June 15, 2011 8:15 pm

Let them use hockey sticks on their return trip.

SteveSadlov
June 15, 2011 8:20 pm

This reminded me. There has been much hoopla about fresh water input into northern oceans, mostly the Arctic and Atlantic. But in reality, that oft pimped scenario has not unfolded. Meanwhile, scads of fresh water pour into the Gulf of Mexico and will continue to do so. Instead of the scenario of the “Greater than Great Melt” dropping upper latitude glacial ice into the drink, the real scenario is Cordilleran snow pack with a bit of far northern plains snow pack making the Gulf of Mexico brackish. How about the models of that?

June 15, 2011 8:23 pm

Steamboat Jack says:
June 15, 2011 at 7:32 pm
Pray for the polar bears, Should these fools be eaten, the polar bears may catch a loathsome disease!
(Hey guys! It’s a JOKE!)
What these fools are doing is dangerous. Lots of people have died exploring the arctic and they were much better equiped. I expect that they will abort when they find out the inconvienent truth (it is really, really, unpleasantly cold), or will put themselves at real risk and expect the world come to their rescue.
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Tiny Tim never gets old for me!!!
I think it likely they’ll expect the sane world to come to their rescue. If not, I believe the proper term would be “culling the herd”.

scannit
June 15, 2011 8:44 pm

If they get ice bound, would they then be Scots on the Rocks? 🙂
As for the disparity between the location of the magnetic north pole, they do mention that in their “The Expedition” web page:
http://www.rowtothepole.com/the-expedition/
“Scots adventurer Jock Wishart is mounting an expedition to the Magnetic North Pole (as certified in 1996) to highlight the already dramatic effect of climate change on the ice around the Polar Regions.”
Regards..

Joanie
June 15, 2011 8:48 pm

Looking forward to some entertainment from this stunt. Caitlin came to mind the other day and I was missing those highly entertaining posts and updates. I hope that they seriously do allow GPS tracking in real time, and maybe some blog updates or something so that they can describe the bone wrenching coldness (do they have electric seat warmers maybe?)
Still, it’s just a silly stunt, and they can be rescued easily unless the polar bear is very quick.
Joanie

Wellington
June 15, 2011 8:54 pm

I’m afraid you have missed the point.
I think the Old Pulteney chaps studied their Zeno and realized that these clowns can’t ever reach the shifting Magnetic Pole. They can only arrive at the points where the pole has been before, just like Achilles racing the tortoise. There are an infinite number of points where they have to row first. Motion is just an illusion and this whisky campaign will go on forever.
Very clever. I think I should try a bottle.

brc
June 15, 2011 9:29 pm

Everyone who has watched Top Gear knows you have a Gin and Tonic for pointless polar expeditions, not a scotch.
I predict failure to row but success in brand greenwashing.

Bill Illis
June 15, 2011 9:37 pm

This would be the first time ever there has been open water and people in a row boat in the Arctic.
Not including the Inuit, of course, who have used kayaks and seal-skin whaling boats for the past thousand or more years.
How much foresight do you think it took to invent the Arctic-going boats a thousand years before they were needed due to today’s unprecedented Arctic warming.

Cassie King
June 15, 2011 9:48 pm

Come on guys, these are young people wanting what all young uns crave, adventure and excitement paid for by the crumblies and coffin dodgers. When I was a rowdy youngster I would have told any lie to finance an adventure and that it what it is isnt it? The world is getting boring for the young, the search for challenges and excitement are fewer and there is less money, so its wholly reasonable and right that the young should pick the oldies pocket to pay for it, I mean look at it from from the their perspective, the money would only be utterly wasted on old gits stuff anyway so why not spend it on adventure and stuff. Every generation has done it, I told the most outrageous porkies in order to piss off to festivals and concerts and such like.
We know the science is a load of tosh, the methods are a joke, the reasons are so tenuous as to be non existent but we are really talking about frisky youngsters finding a neat way to finance their adventures, in the olden days the young adventurers would tell the most outrageous lies to get funding for trips to the unknown places of the planet. No bullsh*t was to whiffy, it was all about extracting money and then laughing about how gullible crumblies are, once the expedition sets off of course!

JeffT
June 15, 2011 10:11 pm

Top Gear’s Clarkson was reported to have done the trip from Resolute to the magnetic North powered by gin, so I suppose the Old Pulteney crew can do it on whisky.
Only Clarkson did it in style, in a modified Toyota SR5, complete with camera, back-up and rescue crews.
But these guys are just taking dangerous risks for a publicity stunt.
Besides all the sensors and buoys that Anthony posted above, there is also the Russian Drifting station NP-38 at just above 81deg N, 171deg W. which is a staffed met station.

AndyW
June 15, 2011 10:37 pm

I doubt they will even get to the 1996 magnetic north pole postion as that is normally ice bound all year round I think as it is north of the NW passage from the area ice comes from to fille the NW passage with bergs. Even last year when the NW passage had very little ice that area was still unpassable by boat.
Why didn’t they just say they were going to row the NW passage, wouldn’t that have been enough.
I don’t normally worry about these people going on a jolly and claiming science but this seems to be a step too far. I wonder if the Scotch whisky company know? Perhaps should someone should email them?
Andy

rbateman
June 15, 2011 10:43 pm

Every year, a new bunch of late season mountain climbers is lost on Mt. Rainier, Mt. Hood and Mt. Shasta.
One of these foolhardy ‘in the name of science’ expeditions into the Arctic is going to net a boatload of victims of a very cruel Arctic environment. They may even encourage further unprepared fools seeking to get in on the act.
Borders on reckless negligence.
GPS is useful only to find the living and the rescueable.

PaddikJ
June 15, 2011 11:28 pm

“Theo Goodwin says:
June 15, 2011 at 4:11 pm
They are sponsored by an inferior whiskey. The best whiskey is Bushmills’ Ancient which is a single-malt that is aged 25 years. It is made by Scots in Ulster.”
I can’t believe that no one yet has picked up that gauntlet & derailed this thread into a single-malt-snob pissing match. Talk about wankers.

Keitho
Editor
June 15, 2011 11:36 pm

This is going to fall off the road almost as soon as it starts.
Let’s hope the rescue service are ready/

Dr. Dave
June 15, 2011 11:58 pm

I wish Anthony could run an on-line betting site. I’d bet a month’s pay they never make it. The smart money says they’ll have to be rescued. One good storm could shit in their Wheaties. They’re in a freakin’ row boat in the north Atlantic! I think polar bears are the least of their problems (although I am not discounting them as being potentially problematic). The idiocy is being in a damn row boat in those seas. Perhaps this is Darwinism at work…

Jack Simmons
June 15, 2011 11:59 pm

David L says:
June 15, 2011 at 6:36 pm

Has anyone shown that an ice free north pole is actually a bad thing?

No.

Dave Johnson
June 16, 2011 12:00 am

“Cassie King says:
June 15, 2011 at 9:48 pm
Come on guys, these are young people wanting what all young uns crave, adventure and excitement paid for by the crumblies and coffin dodgers”
How very true, I also applaud the rowers for managing to get a once in a lifetime adventure paid for by someone else!

Rabe
June 16, 2011 12:04 am

News, Views and some answers to your IQ’s…

Patrick Davis
June 16, 2011 12:42 am

Maybe they’ll need to be saved from sea ice by a Russian ice breaker? Lets hope so.

jono
June 16, 2011 12:42 am

Ive just emailed old pulteney and asked them to confirm that the team will be rowing to either the 1996 9r 2011 position of the north magnetic pole.

Patrick Davis
June 16, 2011 12:44 am

Wait! What season is it up there? Summer? They’ll come back saying they have evidence of AGW because Arctic ice…melted…in SUMMER! Lets hope for another successful trip like the Catlin fiasco.

sandyinderby
June 16, 2011 12:46 am

biddyb says:
June 15, 2011 at 3:52 pm
The water quality round the UK coast isn’t that great in a lot of places, personally I wouldn’t go swimming in most of it. However it’s nothing to do with atmospheric CO2, but that’s another story and non relevant here.

Redneck
June 16, 2011 1:06 am

Well in one weird way this is sort of a traditional Arctic Expedition, as it is sponsored by a distiller. Otto Sverdrup named Ellef Ringnes, Amund Ringnes and Axel Heiberg Islands after the sponsors of one of his expeditions. Ellef and Amund Ringnes were owners of a Norwegian brewery and Axel Hieberg was the financial director of the Ringnes brewery.

June 16, 2011 1:18 am

I used to like Old Pulteney, it was a good northern whisky, in fact the most northerly on the UK mainland. It had a great slightly smoky and heather taste. Now it only smacks of idiocy and bias. I shall not buy it again.

Adam Gallon
June 16, 2011 1:21 am

I’ve just asked on their FB page, why they’re using the 1996 position, rather than the current one. I wonder if it’ll get deleted?