Hump Day Hilarity: songs for round up day

This is amusing: We sing at events supporting peace and social justice around Oxfordshire.

That description from their web page seems nice, until you listen to what they are singing.

“what shall we do with the climate skeptics… if they won’t shut up?”

Maybe this? Hmmm, not so funny.

At least they didn’t explode any kids

h/t to The Daily Bayonet

 

UPDATE: The Lyrics

Climate Skeptic by Douglas Hamilton words copyright

Tune: What shall we do with the drunken sailor

The verses are sung in unison; the chorus is sung in harmony

Chorus:

What can you do with a climate skeptic x3

If they won’t shut up

1. Tie up their assets in coastal property x3

Rising expectations

2. Put ‘em in a desert and ration their water x3

We’ll see how they like it.

3. Take ‘em to the artic and make ‘em tread water x3

‘Mongst the polar bears.

4. Lock ‘em in a room with nothing but money x3

See what good it does them

5. Make ‘em explain to their children’s children x3

Why they did not care

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JEM
December 15, 2010 12:16 pm

“Excuse me, but if you’re going to sing out your backsides like that the least you can do is turn around…”

December 15, 2010 12:19 pm

DirkH says: December 15, 2010 at 9:12 am

Shows quite clearly that warmism is a religious cult – development stage comparable to the age of the inquisition. I see potential for development…

…in a PhD at Oxford?
Doug Proctor says: December 15, 2010 at 9:13 am

…the witchcraft persecutions were more about the wealth taken from the accused and the settling of scores than about actual practices of witchcraft. Just as climate alarmism is less about climate change damages than about settling socio-political scores and …. money.

I was musing today, how Nazi camps dehumanized their inmates by giving them identity numbers, not names. That too was simply to put money into the German coffer. Turn people into money.

December 15, 2010 12:28 pm

Invite them to debate the science. And not just the science, but the economics of mitigation, and its likely effectiveness.
LET’S HAVE AN OXFORD DEBATE FOR CHRISTMAS!

Mac the Knife
December 15, 2010 12:42 pm

That was really pathetic…. and creepy, in a sadistically sick fashion. As such, it adequately represents their ‘science’ and belief systems.
We are neither skeptics nor advocates of Man Made Global Warming. We are realists, seeking honest science.
We are scientists, engineers, physicists, mathematicians, archeologists, and laymen from every walk of life. Because we damn well do care, we demand honest, open science, founded on the Scientific Method. When we see dishonest and corrupted ‘science’, we confront it and denounce it. We will not shut up. Never.
We will gladly explain their dishonesty to our families, the children of the Global Warming faithful, and anyone else seeking an honest discussion of any climate related topic.
I would like to personally invite any or all of that pasty faced prattling pack of pusillanimous pukes to try… Please!… Try to make me do any of their re-education camp torture recommendations. I guarantee it will indeed be ‘educational’ and they’ll be singing a different tune, when we’re done.

Vince Causey
December 15, 2010 12:43 pm

They are singing about us dude! Think about it. We have grown into such prominence that we are driving the warmists to distraction. What shall they ‘do with the climate sceptic?’
It feels me with pride to be a climate sceptic.

lapogus
December 15, 2010 12:50 pm

What a God awful choir, glad I live a long way away further north than Oxford. In some ways I wish that sea levels were rising significantly so that their
Doug Proctor says:
December 15, 2010 at 9:13 am
The depth of self-righteousness indignation is astounding, but it does cast a light on understanding why so-called witches were burned enthusiastically by the general public. Sociologically it would be interesting to see where the greatest anit-skeptic ranting is: during the days of the Inquisition, the greatest witchburners were Germans, then French, then the Scots…

A good excuse to post the link to Sallie Ballunis excellent summary of the pan-European persecution of witches and ‘weather cookers’ of the 16th and 17th centuries:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C1CKKhN7ng (not so funny)
Quite shocking, that so many ‘intelligent’ & educated people and official institutions throughout Europe not only went along with the persecution, but gave it legitimacy.
But then again look at the leaders we have inadvertently allowed to take control of the EU:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWSYMpuCFaQ&feature=related (very funny)

December 15, 2010 12:51 pm

I was a choirister for over 35 years and most of the people I sang with would have walked away from anything as nasty as these talentless, witless numpties. It’s amazing the number of people who think they are very intelligent because there is a university in their town. A more prestigious ‘varsity college nearby makes them even smarter!

lapogus
December 15, 2010 12:59 pm

I was going to say … their houses would be inundated. But then I got sidetracked looking for the Sally Ballunis and Nigel Farage videos.

Bob Long
December 15, 2010 1:09 pm

Surprising that as the burning of coal is supposedly heating the planet that they also have a song protesting the closing of coal mines:
“Coal not Dole”
http://sgs.lpi.org.uk/seagreensingers/music/coalnotdolentl.htm

Nigel Rios
December 15, 2010 1:24 pm

Anthony:
In side news, Evo Morales the president of Bolivia, is going to demand the agreement signed in Cancun, in the International Court of The Hague, Netherlands: (Sorry, it’s in spanish, I couldn’t find it in english):
http://mexico.cnn.com/planetacnn/2010/12/13/bolivia-anuncia-una-demanda-ante-la-haya-contra-el-acuerdo-de-cancun
I hope they accept it. This way, someone finally has to prove in court if AGW is real.

tallbloke
December 15, 2010 1:33 pm

A choir called The Sea Green Singers
A soap dodging bunch of mingers
Made up songs full of hate
To get the sceptics irate
Now they’ve gone but the fragrance still lingers

Pete
December 15, 2010 1:35 pm

They’ve been spending too much time watching the Beeb!
This should make them happy –
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11986236

Stephen Brown
December 15, 2010 1:45 pm

Here’s where you can find, and play, most of their rather confused and confusing repertoire:
http://sgs.lpi.org.uk/seagreensingers/songbookntl.htm#songs
They seem to be a rather spiteful little group, not very tuneful either.

December 15, 2010 1:45 pm

Satire is good even if I am the butt. I am puzzled about one thing most of this foolishness seems to emirate from Europe could there be a correlation between something in their water and being stupid?

beesaman
December 15, 2010 2:14 pm

Of course you could always tell them what you think:
mail@seagreensingers.com
But I doubt if they’d listen……

December 15, 2010 2:45 pm

Question: “What shall we do with the global warmists?”
Answer: Politely humour them.

December 15, 2010 2:50 pm

re STEPHANIE’s comment:
“we may be getting closer to ‘burning heretics'”
Ah no, can’t do that – think of the carbon footprint!

December 15, 2010 2:59 pm

Just noticed that Douglas Hamilton – alias McGonagall – can’t spell Arctic. It’s wrong on their own website.

denis hopkins
December 15, 2010 3:09 pm

There is a comedy series on the bbc in the UK called the Armstrong and Miller show. This week they had a sketch based on an law prohibiting climate skepticism. It was very funny, although a bit too close to what could easily happen in a few years time! I was waiting for it to appear on Youtube but no sign of it yet! 🙁

RichieP
December 15, 2010 3:33 pm

@denis hopkins
Here it is:

December 15, 2010 3:49 pm

Philip Foster says:
December 15, 2010 at 2:50 pm
re STEPHANIE’s comment:
“we may be getting closer to ‘burning heretics’”
“Ah no, can’t do that – think of the carbon footprint!”
I expect they’ll put us in the compost.

RichieP
December 15, 2010 3:54 pm

Just to add a small point to the link to Armstrong and Miller above: the one potential saving grace in Britain with the whole climate scam is that we have a long tradition of mocking and laughing at people who tell us what to do (especially when self appointed, like these unmusical harridans, and especially when what they tell us to do is absurd). Huge proportions of ordinary people have finally clocked this stuff as unmitigated bollocks. And the BBC let this through too – which is the most astonishing bit.

Steve Oregon
December 15, 2010 4:07 pm

What a bunch of pitiful nitwits.
Unfortunately they get elected too.
Especially here in the Portland, Oregon area.

Magnus A
December 15, 2010 4:14 pm

The Sea Green Singers also has lots of anti-Israeli songs labeled “‘alternative’ carols for the Palestine Solidarity Campaign”.
Israel made a ghetto of Jericho
Bethlehem, Jerusalem
Israel built a wall through Palestine
But that wall will come tumbling down

But they also have anti-Nazi songs. That’s good!

James Allison
December 15, 2010 4:23 pm

They need help with their choreography.