I’m sure many of you have heard of the “complete list of things caused by global warming”
Dr. John Brignell, a retired professor of industrial instrumentation at the University of Southampton in Britain, compiled an impressive list of alarmist claims cited in news reports that man-made global warming has caused, or will cause. There are 826 things on that list, some are even contradictory.
Now, to put a visual face on this list, we have a video. While it doesn’t cover all 826 things that are “caused by global warming.” It’s fun and entertaining to watch because it picks some of the most salient effects. Don’t watch it while eating your morning corn flakes.
Have a look:
Thanks for the warning i put my coffee in the kitchen before i watched.
Global Warming Causes More Sex [with great music!]:
yes, and “shrinking brains” is already happening … (should I mention California as an example? No, I won’t.)
Thanks Dr. Brignell and Smokey. Made my day.
Who wants still to be an “expert” after watching that?
Do dandruff and climate change go together? Yup.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7348467/
One slide says “Global Warming Depresses Beer Drinkers”. As one beer drinker I can say that I am not depressed.
Funny video though. 🙂
Yeah Smokey, I kind of like the old one better.
David L.
“Global warming is also causing a proliferation of funny videos!”
Not to mention a proliferation of alarmist oral defecation.
No, that’s a missdiagnosis. Constant brainwashing causes the shrinkage, just like with cheap jeans. However, different than jeans, the shrinkage is not assymptotic, but linear.
Here’s a tip on how to medically diagnose a warmer who has reached the final stage:
Put one index finger into each of their ears. If your finger-tips touch, you’ve found one.
He seems to have missed the global vampire infestation, not to mention the Klingon invasion that global warming causes
don’t you people realise that all those films about giant crocs, spiders, and snakes (eg, curse of the komodo) are true global warming stories made to warn us, and not just sci fi movies?
re:
“complete list of things caused by global warming”
I was intersted in the “attack of the giant jellyfish”
Can’t wait for the movie 😉
oops my mistake “killer jellyfish”
Even better.
It will prevail, no matter what we may argue, no matter WUWT. Everyday I hear early in the morning a propaganda about Climate Change. The guys behind Global Warming/Climate Change/Climate Disruption/Biodiversity, won’t change their mind no matter what we say or do. Is it possible anything different?
I got as far as the AIDS part and figured I have better things to do with my time.
flesh eating disease
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You’re right, have nothing in the mouth!
The ‘danger’ to family pets, I believe, is true. I remember a ‘green’ proposal that went something like be green and eat you pet. An article pointed out the carbon footprint of a pet. And of course, you should not eat beef.
A simple equation, with inputs of only sunspot number and carbon dioxide level, calculates the average global temperature trends since 1895 with 88% accuracy. See the equation, an eye-opening graph of the results and how they are derived in the pdfs at http://climaterealists.com/index.php?tid=145&linkbox=true (see especially the pdfs made public on 4/10/10 and 6/27/10). The future average global temperature trend that this equation calculates is down.
I truly believe that those who believe in anthropogenic climate change DO suffer from mental illness and shrinking brains.
wow, what a bogus list; either links to non-scientific articles (like “earth will explode”), or biased commentary from ‘skeptics’ (like “grandstanding”), or mangled newspaper reporting.
ginckgo says:
wow, what a bogus list; either links to non-scientific articles (like “earth will explode”), or biased commentary from ‘skeptics’ (like “grandstanding”), or mangled newspaper reporting.
In many cases you are correct. But these items are what the MSM are reporting, and what Joe Public believes that scientists (as in “The Consensus”) are saying.
If the MSM reported the facts, then very few would believe in AGW to begin with.