Whisper Words of Wisdom. Climate ASMR Experiment Finds No Effect on Anything, Sees Potential Anyway

Quantitative analyses revealed no significant effects. However, qualitative thought-listing data suggest that ASMR may present an innovative sensory-affective format.

A Statistical Evaluation of the Whining of Climate Scientists as Political Activists

The paper does not consider whether being scared shitless is a sound foundation for professional conduct.