“This situation is completely unprecedented,” said global warming expert and local dog groomer Rodney Carlson. “I’ve never seen a hurricane of this magnitude forming in hurricane alley during the hurricane…
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Sunday Funday: New Greta Thunberg Thermostat Scowls at You When You Turn the Heat Up
The Greta Thunberg Thermostat™ also emits an audible, “How dare you” if it hears you emit dangerous methane into the atmosphere in the form of a fart.
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