The problem for young folks is a lack of a bs detector. An older person will hear something and decide it doesn’t ring true, even if they can’t put their finger on why. Something in their experience will make them doubt its veracity.
The smell test.
Problem is the gals have 80% more smell nerves, get really upset about sizzling grills, and still miss the rank putrefaction coming from the alarmists.
Smell, as any wine Somelier knows, is all in the mind!
I missed Gretas ” I live in one of the coldest countries in the world with sinking sea levels and thanks to my damaged psyche i don’t dare to go outside to do the necessary observations ,yet global warming is killing me “
Mega Dittos. Merry Christmas to Anthony, Charles, Eric, and everyone here. May the Blessings of the Season light your way and grace befall you and yours.
Variety is the spice of life. I had a student once who thought the throttle had only two positions, MAX THRUST and IDLE…I taught him that there is an entire world of enjoyable flying between those two positions.
Reminds me of the time I was flying near Prescott Az and was on Flight Service and a Commercial airline pilot reported that he just went through the worst turbulence he’d ever encountered over Texas.
WUWT hasn’t changed in the least. If this wasn’t a home for fun and humour as well as science, there would be no Josh and no place to get together and laugh at those like you.
Forgot the bridge:
She sees you when you’re sleepin’
She knows when you’re awake
She knows when you’ve sinned against the climate, yeah
So be good for goodness sake!
News Flash! from the Babylon Bee: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has changed their name to Rolanda. In this years’s Female Reindeer Games Rolanda scored new records in female Sleigh Pull, Flying, Landing, Slolum, Trampling and the ever competitive Oat Bag Toss.
Peter Barrett
December 25, 2021 12:31 pm
The problem with Babylon Bee is that their humorous “forecasts” have an unfortunate habit of coming true. Will this be on the shelves next Christmas with siri gently chiding your climatic indiscretions?
I’d be careful with elves :
Steven King’s Cat’s Eye, the Troll, clip, 4min :
High Treason
December 25, 2021 1:38 pm
There was no signature-How dare You.
For the Jewish readers, I have a song. To the tune of Dayenu- one of the catchiest tunes around:-
Twelve years is all we’ve got
Chasing profits
Lost the plot
Took my childhood
And my future
How dare You
(Chorus)
How, how dare you
How, how dare you
How, how dare you, how dare you how dare you
(repeat chorus)
Found on a doorstep sobbing loudly
Found on a doorstep, that was bullshit
No to flying
Yes to lying
How dare you.
(Chorus)
We’ve all had enough
Go back to school you spoilt brat
You can’t see CO2
You’ve been used
Used like a piece of toilet paper.
HOW DARE YOU
There is a bet on with the convenor of the Five Dock climate realists that a certain well known Jewish climate scientist who was supposed to revisit Australia (the scamdemic stuffed that up) would love the parody song in Greta regalia. If we have warning, we could make a better play of it with a second voice for the ending and stuffed polar bears thrown at “Greta.” Will also have to dig out the costume pieces-yellow raincoat, fake plats and beanie. Will need to practice my Greta I’ve-got-bad-constipation scowl.
Perhaps said well known REAL climate scientist can indicate if the performance would have amused him and if he is ever allowed to return to Australia and whether he would appreciate the performance live. Remember, I will need time to practice-the song ,the scowl as well as find some stuffed polar bears to throw and source a giant polar bear to do a Monty Python squash.
TonyL
December 25, 2021 2:28 pm
In the spirit on the season:
I bought one for Griff.
I am sure he will like it.
OddsOn
December 25, 2021 2:37 pm
How dare you!!!!!!!!
Derg
December 25, 2021 2:42 pm
Thanks Bee for making me chuckle
WXcycles
December 25, 2021 4:21 pm
omg … seriously funny … does it say “COPE26 Blah-Blah-Blah!”?
Perfect. I need new target to sight in my new AR optic.
marlene
December 25, 2021 10:47 pm
And tracking info will go into your database & you won’t be able to buy or own a firearm, travel on planes, eat in restaurants, or breath without a mask & they’ll knock on your door & put you in an internment camp. So while you’re collecting Greata dolls, Greata dolls are collecting you!
Dennis
December 25, 2021 11:02 pm
Is now the right time to tell a Christmas joke?
About how the Fairy ended up on top of the Christmas Tree.
Santa was tired and irritable after spending months preparing for Christmas Eve travelling, a Fairy entered his house carrying a Christmas Tree and asked Santa where to put it.
2hotel9
December 26, 2021 5:01 am
I know the perfect place to put Greta, up AlGore;The Goreacle’s butt.
Thank you! I just spit coffee all over my keyboard.
😂 😂 😂
I was just about to bite into a chocolate chip cookie. Good thing I didn’t.
Wanna give your kids nightmares? Get The Doll…….
Check out Naomi Seibt instead, she is giving me hope about young people
The problem for young folks is a lack of a bs detector. An older person will hear something and decide it doesn’t ring true, even if they can’t put their finger on why. Something in their experience will make them doubt its veracity.
The smell test.
Problem is the gals have 80% more smell nerves, get really upset about sizzling grills, and still miss the rank putrefaction coming from the alarmists.
Smell, as any wine Somelier knows, is all in the mind!
Mockery is the best approach.
right- I hope to see much more mockery of Mickey Mann
Mikey on a Mann-tle™
The MannChild™
Mikey the MannChild™
I missed Gretas ” I live in one of the coldest countries in the world with sinking sea levels and thanks to my damaged psyche i don’t dare to go outside to do the necessary observations ,yet global warming is killing me “
LOL
Thanks to Greta we are able to determine CO2 levels are causing unprecedented events.
He does it again!
LOL!
How to tell the kids?
I wonder if doll abuse is a felony?
I think it’s OK to stick pins in dolls.
Business idea, we could make and sell dolls to wuwt readers. I wonder who would be more popular greta, Jane fonda ooh the possibilities.
Naomi Oreskes ??
Maybe that’s why I never went into business.
I was going to suggest her as well but couldn’t remember how to spell her name, I’ve muddled my mind with mulled wine well it is Christmas.
Wrong holiday… that’s a Halloween mask.
Babylon Bee hit the jackpot with this video. Merry Christmas to everyone in the WUWT community.
Mega Dittos. Merry Christmas to Anthony, Charles, Eric, and everyone here. May the Blessings of the Season light your way and grace befall you and yours.
What has WUWT become … just another gossip blog?
and a good one too- with far more intelligence and wit than you’ll find in any “settled science” blog
Awwwww, whatsamatta…broken funny bone?
Variety is the spice of life. I had a student once who thought the throttle had only two positions, MAX THRUST and IDLE…I taught him that there is an entire world of enjoyable flying between those two positions.
Well, if you’re doing aerobatics, those are the only positions required (especially with a fixed pitch)😏
Reminds me of the time I was flying near Prescott Az and was on Flight Service and a Commercial airline pilot reported that he just went through the worst turbulence he’d ever encountered over Texas.
I can see 25 stories on the first page. The overwhelming majority are clearly issue oriented.
Anyway, the lack of a sense of humor may be a sign of an impaired right hemisphere.
Not idle gossip, rather that for inquiring minds.
Like the M5M?
WUWT hasn’t changed in the least. If this wasn’t a home for fun and humour as well as science, there would be no Josh and no place to get together and laugh at those like you.
No, but with no reGrets.
And here you are crying again. If you hate this site and everyone associated with it so much why don’t you simply go the f**k away?
A shelf elf… what’s wrong with that?
It should come wrapped in carbon paper.
Oh, You better watch out
You better not fly
You better not doubt, I’m telling you why
Greta Elf is comin’
To town
Ba-ba, Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Forgot the bridge:
She sees you when you’re sleepin’
She knows when you’re awake
She knows when you’ve sinned against the climate, yeah
So be good for goodness sake!
News Flash! from the Babylon Bee: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has changed their name to Rolanda. In this years’s Female Reindeer Games Rolanda scored new records in female Sleigh Pull, Flying, Landing, Slolum, Trampling and the ever competitive Oat Bag Toss.
The problem with Babylon Bee is that their humorous “forecasts” have an unfortunate habit of coming true. Will this be on the shelves next Christmas with siri gently chiding your climatic indiscretions?
I’d be careful with elves :
Steven King’s Cat’s Eye, the Troll, clip, 4min :
There was no signature-How dare You.
For the Jewish readers, I have a song. To the tune of Dayenu- one of the catchiest tunes around:-
Twelve years is all we’ve got
Chasing profits
Lost the plot
Took my childhood
And my future
How dare You
(Chorus)
How, how dare you
How, how dare you
How, how dare you, how dare you how dare you
(repeat chorus)
Found on a doorstep sobbing loudly
Found on a doorstep, that was bullshit
No to flying
Yes to lying
How dare you.
(Chorus)
We’ve all had enough
Go back to school you spoilt brat
You can’t see CO2
You’ve been used
Used like a piece of toilet paper.
HOW DARE YOU
There is a bet on with the convenor of the Five Dock climate realists that a certain well known Jewish climate scientist who was supposed to revisit Australia (the scamdemic stuffed that up) would love the parody song in Greta regalia. If we have warning, we could make a better play of it with a second voice for the ending and stuffed polar bears thrown at “Greta.” Will also have to dig out the costume pieces-yellow raincoat, fake plats and beanie. Will need to practice my Greta I’ve-got-bad-constipation scowl.
Perhaps said well known REAL climate scientist can indicate if the performance would have amused him and if he is ever allowed to return to Australia and whether he would appreciate the performance live. Remember, I will need time to practice-the song ,the scowl as well as find some stuffed polar bears to throw and source a giant polar bear to do a Monty Python squash.
In the spirit on the season:
I bought one for Griff.
I am sure he will like it.
How dare you!!!!!!!!
Thanks Bee for making me chuckle
omg … seriously funny … does it say “COPE26 Blah-Blah-Blah!”?
Perfect. I need new target to sight in my new AR optic.
And tracking info will go into your database & you won’t be able to buy or own a firearm, travel on planes, eat in restaurants, or breath without a mask & they’ll knock on your door & put you in an internment camp. So while you’re collecting Greata dolls, Greata dolls are collecting you!
Is now the right time to tell a Christmas joke?
About how the Fairy ended up on top of the Christmas Tree.
Santa was tired and irritable after spending months preparing for Christmas Eve travelling, a Fairy entered his house carrying a Christmas Tree and asked Santa where to put it.
I know the perfect place to put Greta, up AlGore;The Goreacle’s butt.
I love the B