Farmers are suffering as the cold, wet spring has put a stunning halt to agriculture. Ice Age Farmer Report – 19 Apr 2018
Soil temperatures are below normal, and not conducive to planting yet.

“Temperatures going down, greenhouses going up. Crop losses continue globally, and we must all be preparing for the times ahead.”
Ice Age Farmer highly recommends putting in your own greenhouse.
“According to Mike Tannura of T-Storm Weather, there’s a strong correlation between historically cold April months and below trend yields. On Monday, Tannura told AgriTalk After The Bell host Chip Flory that April 2018 will go down as one of the three coldest Aprils since 1895.
“Based on the data we’re looking at today, there’s a chance it could be the coldest of the entire period going back to 1895,” he said.
Here are some of the Ice Age Farmer’s warnings:
- Folks in Ohio are not able to start planting.
- Folks in Nebraska are not able to start planting.
- Folks in Illinois are not able to start planting.
- Folks in North Dakota are not able to start planting.
- Folks in South Dakota are not able to start planting.
- None of Iowa’s farmland is ready for planting
In my mid-Atlantic state the morel mushrooms haven’t popped up yet. Normally by the 2nd week of April (spring turkey season) it’s about over. Same as last year.
Tomatoes and bell peppers were nearly a bust last year. No way to plant now. My greenhouse supplier gave up on producing ‘starters’ this year. She said heating was too much. We had cold, cool, and unending clouds last year. First tomatoes were weeks late. No canning options. IIRC the previous year was similar.
Hope a little more sun this year but not extended 90 F days.
China threatened to not buy our soy beans this year as punishment for our tariffs.. There may be very few beans for sale this year in the northern hemisphere.
We’ll see. Late to plant, but now will depend on WX during harvest season.
It’s not the same as crops, but I’m still having to wear fur-lined slippers in late April in central Virginia; can’t remember the last time I had to do that. Also, haven’t started flowers on the deck – not willing to go out and cover them every night. Hopefully in May. Also, the hedge in front of the house is just now beginning to put out new leaves; usually it would be fully leafed out by now.
For most of my life, I held the belief that the NWS and NOAA would never cheat on me. Even when I started catching them red handed, they would always pretend like nothing was going on, and I would eventually let it go. Like this:

Goodbye Imagene Coco. Hello Judge Judy!
The better line is from Outlaw Josey Wales:
“Senator, don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.”
Don’t believe your lying eyes.
A graph showing a mathematical abstraction built from continually adjusted records is the only way to understand what’s going on. Rest assured, the world is unbelievably warm outside, on average.
Nick constantly leaves the impression that we should not be naturally warmer. Yet every long term natural intrinsic metric you can use will confirm that we should be warmer and the observation data says we are indeed warmer. WUWT????
WUWT, Pamela, is that the alarmist political agitators use minor natural warming to predict catastrophic future warming.
Nick knows he is full bull, he just likes to argue and he’s good at it. But he can’t explain the unprecedented cooling that pushed us into the LIA and until he can he knows there is nothing unpresidented about our current warming period in fact it is what you would expect.
Climate in Illinois has not changed in 100 years.
But the alarmists say it has.
I started planting in Nebraska, just icicles so far and they’re doing nicely.
What flavors did you plant? Always enjoyed those.
I wonder if they have gotten the dental floss going in Montana yet.
He just said he was going to do it. I don’t think he ever did.
Now here is something of interest. I was just over at Science News, and a story about C3 vs C4 plants caught my eye. I made a comment, then I did a double take at the graphs displayed which showed the results of the study on the different types of grasses. The C4 graph looked to be fully correlated with the ENSO regions/global temps as displayed by Dr Spencer’s monthly UAH temp graph. Below is the comment which I left in moderation at Science News. Here is the link to the study. Sorry that I have never as yet learned how to work with html, or I would insert the graph. …https://www.sciencenews.org/article/rising-co2-levels-might-not-be-good-plants-we-thought ——————————————————————————————————————————————-
The peak of that last major El Nino occurred in early 2016 after which temps did drop relatively fast, which is typical. That may explain the last years growth rate dropping for both. Actually, here is the rest of what happened from what I can assess from the graphs. This has to do only with the C4 plants as their nutrient intake has not been increased with extra CO2, so a natural state.
The first year represented would be 1999. That takes place during a moderate La Nina. That also means cooler than average temps, and indeed the UAH satellite graph shows that global temps went below the zero trend line all through 1999 with the exception of one month in the year. Then the steady increase for the next several years as global temps rise and the La Nina fades away. The years 2004/05 then spike up as a moderate El Nino takes hold.
That El Nino then falls off through 2005, spikes again for part of 2006, and then plunges into a deeper La Nina and the solar minimum of SC23 which is a prolonged solar minimum of 3+ years. You can see that the graph clearly follows all of that sequence. This is fascinating. I can read the entire graph according to what the climate has done over the years displayed on that graph of C4.
Not just the munchies catching it: (UK news)
From the Beeb
Nothing to eat and nowhere to live.
Nice.
It would be puerile and childish to suggest the Warmists, with their averages averages averages and Big Willyism about how ‘Climate is not Weather’ are ecstatic about this news.
I might have spent 59 years of my life not getting fatally shot by a manic gunman.
That could change in an instant today. perhaps. maybe. possibly.
So, one day getting shot out of 21,550 not getting shot.
Does that mean, at the end of the month when Warmists maths work out my average days of life, I am ‘on average’ still alive?
Some people are soooooooooooooooo in need of a serious kick up the backside.
(Actually, UK housebuilders need that kick. I recall a documentary about the construction of a super modern, high tech, leading edge design tower-block in Malmo, Sweden. Some people were in for some *serious* penalty clauses if if didn’t get finished on time. The guys working it, 40 & 50 metres up on a steel scaffold framework, were *only* brought down when the wind speed went above 20 metres per second.
Work it out. No shelter. 40 metres up on a steel frame. Late autumn in Sweden. 45mph windspeed
Scary
Too exciting. Forgot to say…..
People are actually talking about dirt, soil temperature etc..
I hope they get to think about why plants don’t normally grow/germinate at temps below what you find in a domestic refrigerator.
There is a connection. Do please think about it and work it through.
And if you fancy doing some Climate Science by recording a temperature series at your house, garden, field or property or wherever and are concerned about placement, sun, shade, wind, water ingress, Stevenson Screens and the like – use Ma Nature’s Stevenson Screen.
Pop your datalogger into a sealed container, recording just once every 4 hours and bury it under 10 to 20 inches of dirt.
Then you get a naturally averaged temp series that bears some real connection with what drives Real Weather & Real Climate — *not* a choreograph of Dancing Faeries so enamoured by warmists
And most UK farmers are also at least a month behind compared to their normal planting schedule.
The C3 vs C4 plant study is crap. Without controlling for Nitrogen, all results are garbage.
That was not my point. You can clearly see that the C4 plants growth rate follows the changes in global temps, and the changes in the ENSO region, exactly. I am able to correlate growth rate over the entire 17 years of the study to ENSO, and global temps.
Also note that I point out in a comment that the C3 with their faster growth rate will draw more nutrients out of the soil. So it should be expected that at some point that the C3 plants would experience a lower rate of growth as compared to C4 plants.
“I might have spent 59 years of my life not getting fatally shot by a manic gunman.
That could change in an instant today. perhaps. maybe. possibly.”
And that’s only one of the reasons I have various short- and long-guns. One should always want to out-gun their opponents.
One hears the question of why one would need an AR15-style weapon. Notwithstanding one’s need to confront violence with like weaponry, the 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution envisions the need for an armed citizenry to confront tyranny in any foreign or domestic form. One, by necessity, needs an effective weapon.
The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the natural right of self protection, ensured by the U.S. Constitution, in that the People have the right to keep and bear arms. They further held that the People have a right to weapons “in common usage,” and not “of dangerous AND unusual nature.”
Since AR15 types of weapons are the most popular rifle in America, I’m OK with owning one.
While I agree with you, I wonder about the relevance of this post to an article about how cold this past April has been.
Unless the mods stomp on me Mark, I get to go on an OT rant at times. The 2nd Amendment is a hell of a lot more important than Gavin Schmidt’s unverified models.
[In general, OT (On-Topic) rants are preferred to OT (Off-Topic) rants, unless such OT (Off-Tropical) rants are made in a sea ice thread in which case they are OT rants about OT subjects in an OT thread. .mod]
If coming years are colder rather than warmer, everyone will need to be armed to protect his or her diminishing stash of canned goods from hungry marauding hordes.
“People” means the same thing in the 2nd Amendment as it does everywhere else in the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Militia members had to provide their own firearms.
While I don’t like direct impingement semiauto rifles, the similarity between semiauto AR-15 and selectfire M-16 make it an appropriate militia weapon, as defined in the 1939 Miller decision (which out of the judges’ military ignorance found sawed off shotguns not to be militia weapons, which they indubitably are, but that’s not the main point). The Heller decision correctly found that gun ownership is without doubt an individual right, as was never in doubt for most of our nation’s history.
[Can the mods assume indirect impingement methods include mortars, howitzers, and ICBM’s? .mod]
It’s scary, Chimp, that four of the judges disagreed. Political passions trump the Constitution in some quarters.
It is indeed scary. Just hope that Trump has a couple more opportunities to appoint justices who support the rule of law over that of individuals, ie unelected, ideologically motivated officials with life tenure.
What I find funny is that March was touted as the 5th warmest on record, and more evidence of climate change. Yet April is going to be one of the 3 coldest on record, so that is yet more evidence of climate change. Has anyone here ever heard the old saw about if your only tool is a hammer, all your problems look like nails? The simple truth is, we have no idea what is going on with the climate, and since we quit doing science and research, and started trying to design models that confirmed what we wanted to believe, we are farther away from understanding it now than we were 30 years ago. That is the part that worries me, because I am with Jerry Pournelle on this one. There is no firm evidence of AGW, but it is probably not a great idea to run an uncontrolled experiment on how much CO2 we can pump into the atmosphere of the only planet we happen to have. But if you do not support building more nuclear power plants and hydroelectric plants, then you are not seriously concerned about climate change.
If the geo-engineering chem-trail worries are real, then it is time for President Trump to stop this program.
Investors Business Daily (IBD) writes this regarding global re-insurance companies setting premiums on “warming” policies which they know full-well will never be paid out.
“The global warming scare is basically a hoax. Pre-2000 temperatures are progressively cooled, and post-2000 temperatures are warmed. This year has seen a particularly spectacular episode of NOAA’s data tampering, introducing nearly 2.5 degrees of fake warming [three times residual temperature increases] since 1895.”
“NOAA’s errors aren’t random, but systematic. … all (the Agency’s) temperature adjustments lean cooler in the distant past, and warmer as we approach the present. … Far from legitimately ‘adjusting’ anything, (government analysts) are cooking the data to show a politically correct trend toward global warming … that has been part-and-parcel of a (highly politicized, extreme-leftwing) agenda since 1998.”
Meantime, reality bites: Following a 140-year rebound from Earth’s 500-year Little Ice Age, which ended the 12,250-year Holocene Interglacial Epoch about AD 1350, global atmospheric-surface temperatures (GAST) are due for pronounced decline entering a 70+ year Grand Solar Minimum persisting 6 – 7 sunspot cycles from c. AD 2020 through 2100. If deviant hysterics had any sense, they’d begin circumspectly pulling in their horns… by the time climate reality becomes impossible to fudge, these Grand Theft schemes will be legally actionable beyond repair.
I can’t recall a winter and spring this cold (Ok, yes, for a short period of time in late Feb-early March it was indeed a bit warmer than usual) since I was a child in the late 70’s. Back then the trees did not leaf out until well into May, and that is the way things are going this year. We are roughly 2-3 weeks behind where we usually are this time of year in Maryland. Even the cherry blossom festival in DC was a good bit later than usual.
I have yet to cut my lawn (usually start that at the beginning of April) and my daffodils are still going strong (usually all bloomed and spent by now). This was also the first Easter where I truly feared I would have no flowers to pick to make a table arrangement with (though I did get maybe a half dozen early blooming daffodils to make a scaled down arrangement).
And what I also noticed is that in March, once the first few unusually warm days had passed, the typical fickle temperature gyrations were no were to be seen. In this area March is defined by wild swings in temperature (and hence precipitation which can be liquid and warm one day and flaky and frozen the next). But not so this year. In fact, if I had awoken from a long coma and had no calender to look at, I would have swore up and down that March and January could be one in the same. Just a long continuing period of cold temps and frozen precip. Where as March (especially later in the month) usually consists of a couple of bitter windy days, followed by a warmer than normal sunny balmy day or two, then back to the bitter, maybe some moderate days thrown in, and then swinging back and forth until things settle down in early April.
But the March winds persisted well into April this year as well, which is also unusual. Personally I would have loved to have some warming this spring. Sure would have saved me some high heating bills!
This would be a great time for a carbon tax on all farm fuels. Go for it Dem-wits.
Dang, and this time they can’t say the heat went off to Arctic.
http://ocean.dmi.dk/arctic/meant80n.uk.php
Prepare yourself for higher food prices next year. I predict food riots in the 3rd world.
When the food runs out the academics will be the first to be eaten
mark, you think like i do. when the power goes out the fence round the politicians garden just down the road from me will be burnt. then the doors to the house, then the window frames, then the rest. the virtue signalling elite better hope they got this right, if they don’t it ain’t going to be pretty.
Bitterly cling to your weapons.
Glaciers are melting during an Interglacial Period? Quelle Surprise!
I’ve never experienced an April as cool as 2018’s in NC USA. This has affected my own home-garden vegetable planting. Reliable 50-degree F. nights are still not happening, and probably will not happen until May. This has delayed planting what I would have already planted by now in years past (since I started doing this).
I wonder how cool the summer might be now.
Robert – why do you think the summer will be cool? What are you thinking the mechanism has been in order for winter cold core lows and summer high pressure to be connected?
Uh, hasn’t Bastardi done some projections for near term temperatures? I just don’t remember.
meteorologist in research,
I don’t know the mechanism. That’s why I was wondering. I’m not an expert.
I just found this:
https://patch.com/north-carolina/charlotte/nc-spring-summer-forecast-2018-first-look
May: The East Coast can expect near-average or colder temperatures in May. The Southwest will likely experience another month of hotter-than-average temperatures.
June: Much of the East Coast will see temperatures that are near or slightly above average.
July: While there is the potential for “big-time” heat in much of the West in July, the Northeast will see temperatures that average or slightly above.
SAID HANRAHAN
“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
In accents most forlorn,
Outside the church, ere Mass began,
One frosty Sunday morn.
The congregation stood about,
Coat-collars to the ears,
And talked of stock, and crops, and drought,
As it had done for years.
“It’s lookin’ crook,” said Daniel Croke;
“Bedad, it’s cruke, me lad,
For never since the banks went broke
Has seasons been so bad.”
“It’s dry, all right,” said young O’Neil,
With which astute remark
He squatted down upon his heel
And chewed a piece of bark.
And so around the chorus ran
“It’s keepin’ dry, no doubt.”
“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“Before the year is out.
“The crops are done; ye’ll have your work
To save one bag of grain;
From here way out to Back-o’-Bourke
They’re singin’ out for rain.
“They’re singin’ out for rain,” he said,
“And all the tanks are dry.”
The congregation scratched its head,
And gazed around the sky.
“There won’t be grass, in any case,
Enough to feed an ass;
There’s not a blade on Casey’s place
As I came down to Mass.”
“If rain don’t come this month,” said Dan,
And cleared his throat to speak–
“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“If rain don’t come this week.”
A heavy silence seemed to steal
On all at this remark;
And each man squatted on his heel,
And chewed a piece of bark.
“We want a inch of rain, we do,”
O’Neil observed at last;
But Croke “maintained” we wanted two
To put the danger past.
“If we don’t get three inches, man,
Or four to break this drought,
We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“Before the year is out.”
In God’s good time down came the rain;
And all the afternoon
On iron roof and window-pane
It drummed a homely tune.
And through the night it pattered still,
And lightsome, gladsome elves
On dripping spout and window-sill
Kept talking to themselves.
It pelted, pelted all day long,
A-singing at its work,
Till every heart took up the song
Way out to Back-o’Bourke.
And every creek a banker ran,
And dams filled overtop;
“We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“If this rain doesn’t stop.”
And stop it did, in God’s good time;
And spring came in to fold
A mantle o’er the hills sublime
Of green and pink and gold.
And days went by on dancing feet,
With harvest-hopes immense,
And laughing eyes beheld the wheat
Nid-nodding o’er the fence.
And, oh, the smiles on every face,
As happy lad and lass
Through grass knee-deep on Casey’s place
Went riding down to Mass.
While round the church in clothes genteel
Discoursed the men of mark,
And each man squatted on his heel,
And chewed his piece of bark.
“There’ll be bush-fires for sure, me man,
There will, without a doubt;
We’ll all be rooned,” said Hanrahan,
“Before the year is out.”
John O’Brien
By Hanrahan, Ve2, do you mean Hansen?
This current temperature downturn is ocean-driven. Global SST has decreased 0.3 degrees C in less than 3 years.
http://www.climate4you.com
(Click the “ocean” tab.)
Ehhh, this won’t faze the hysterics, they’ll just scream “CLIMATE CHAOS!!!” like they always do then their prophecies fail.