This farmer decided to fight B.S. with B.S., literally.
Josh writes: Emma Thompson is in the news again with her mobile bake off protest against fracking in Lancashire.
The actress joined Greenpeace fracking protesters by occupying private land slated for gas exploration that had been posted as “no trespassing” by court injunction, even mugging for cameras as they climbed over the fence.
Images from SWNS.com via UK Daily Mail
Josh decided Emma was worth parodying:
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I want that video !! LOL
serious?
I can provide link if desired
https://www.theconservativevoices.com/forums/topic/6940-acctress-sprayed-with-manure-over-fracking-protect/
direct download link below the embed. both domains are mine if it looks odd
Many thanks.
ShrNfr glad to help
Thank you for the laugh!!!
Unfortunately, the annoying bitch didn’t get covered in crap.
Isn’t she the most annoying cow? A few years ago she sent her adopted (black) son to a predominantly white Exeter University…then complained that he was he was given an unpleasant experience. The poor bloke deserves better than to have that as a ‘mum’.
…You can Put lipstick on a pig…but it is still a pig !
One means of crowd control–BS for BS:-)
Maybe ‘CS for BS’. A couple of years ago during our Heritage Days weekend I was standing on the sidewalk down town when a chicken poop truck drove by. As it did you could here a couple of tourists loudly complaining about the rather noticeable odor. A couple of local ladies were standing next to me. I had to laugh when one of ’em told the other: “Smells like money to me.” And her companion responded: “Sure does, don’t it.” … Guess it’s all in your perspective.
Im gonna get me one of those LGP 2400.
Oyeah.
You might like to consider HiSpec’s kit from Ireland in this type of situation. Excellent on wet ground …
http://www.hispec.net/pages/raingun.htm
They come in green too for a co-ordinated look 🙂
..Forwarding this to all my liberal followers !! I have millions …that hate me !! LOL
Those who identify as liberal are mere shadows of their former selves. It’s as if they’ve abandoned their core values and have gone full-on authoritarian. In fact, I think more right leaning people are more liberal, in the traditional sense, than those who claim to be liberal and this isn’t the first time we’ve gone through a polar flip…I think the last time we did was back in the 60s?
[snip over the top crude – Anthony]
When I was a pup people would describe themselves as small ‘l’ liberal or small ‘c’ conservative and we would know approximately where they stood.
These days, it’s hard to know what ‘liberal’ means. It may be one of those words whose meaning might have changed (more than once).
In my own case, I am reduced to: “A yam, what a yam.” link
@commieBob
That’s the problem with ideological terms,
They’re not defined by the dictionary but by the flavor of the generation….
At one time most Liberals were what some today refer to as “Classical Liberals” (a dying or perhaps dead breed), that is those Liberals who believed in Liberty, not Statism. Unfortunately many Conservatives today are also Statists, although to a lesser degree than today’s Liberals. Both “Classical Liberals” and “Classical Conservatives” are on the endangered list especially with most of today’s politicians. You certainly wouldn’t call the current Conservative British PM a Classical Conservative..
For you commie Bob, 🙂
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_a9Jl1rLPMfs/SNn3e8O2diI/AAAAAAAAAIw/ce94fHcvcw8/s400/Popeye.jpg
Greenpeace, January 7, 2016, Washington, D.C.
‘Letter to Presidential Candidates: The Pledge to Fix Democracy’
Letter signers included:
Greenpeace
350.org
Friends of the Earth
Oil Change International
Bill McKibben
Gus Speth
Perhaps people should look into the activities of Greenpeace in the U.S.?
Greenpeace, 350.org, Friends of the Earth, Oil Change International, and Bill McKibben are active in Canada.
Greenpeace letter at:
http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Candidate-letter-General.pdf?9e7084
Rainforest Action Network, San Franciso, CA, U.S.A.
Articles on Rainforest Action Network & Canada: http://www.ran.org/tags/canada
Greenpeace USA, January 11, 2016
More Than 20 Organiztions Ask Presidential Candidates to Sign a “Fix Democracy” Pledge
Bernie Sanders was first to sign.
http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/news/20-organizations-ask-presidential-candidates-sign-fix-democracy-pledge
Possible link Greenpeace > U.S.Senate?
The same strategy works with cats. Spray with a little vinegar and eventually they’ll stop scratching the furniture.
Yeah, but cats may be smarter than Hollywood actresses.
Just sayin’…
..Unfortunately, my black cat loves fries and vinegar, so she would just start eating my furniture ! ( more than she already does ) !!
That only works if you do it while they’re not looking. The trick is to make them think the thing they’re scratching is spraying them but if they see you…the jig up!
Perhaps the same logic could apply to this?
mine broke the sprayer used….then knocked over the vinegar jugs themselves in pantry.
…Now who’s full of SHlT ? LOL
Was this before or after ?
No takers for the after, I’m told
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/04/27/17/3394960100000578-3561417-image-a-8_1461774417688.jpg
Oh look, It’s Nanny McPheeeww
Sadly these two didn’t get a good coating. Perhaps the next time.
@ur momisugly Gerry,11:19, I noticed the same thing when they were sitting on the fence not a splatter on them what a bunch of phony jerks.
Maybe the farmer should use this method the next time he’d get better coverage.
James Bull
Given the guarantee of a massive audience, it might be a nice idea to invite her to do a guest-post on why she is so anti-fracking. Then, perhaps, we could all be the wiser …
Seriously, why weren’t they arrested for trespassing?
…If you were a cop…would YOU want to put them in your back seat ?….D’oh !
Because in England trespassing is not illegal. It is in Scotland.
That happened at the school I attended too; a parochial school run by the sisters of mercy.
Unless you’ve got a High Court Injunction of course. Contempt of Court = jail time with luck!
English police don’t shoot trespassers, just take name and address, then off you go
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/04/27/17/3395119B00000578-3561417-Police_interview_Earlier_officers_spoke_to_Emma_Thompson_who_tod-a-5_1461774417685.jpg
I feel sorry for the police, the shit they have to deal with, day after day.
When I was at primary school (mind you that was on the other side of the Iron Curtain) if anyone held pencil the way that policemen does, it would get a ticking off with a long (about 50cm) wooden ruler, known as the ‘enforcer’. We all had to learn to write holding pencil with thumb on one side, index and middle finger on the other, with remaining two fingers folded under. Kids had to learn from very young age to obey the authority.
Vuk: “We all had to learn to write holding pencil with thumb on one side, index and middle finger on the other, with remaining two fingers folded under.
That’s exactly how I was taught too – not behind the Iron Curtain but in England during the War (Second World, not the First!).
For some reason this seems related…
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6edd0a847869738d241b22929e45768b/tumblr_o5yp6kSaVB1u0i59uo1_1280.jpg
Could that be any more apt
…You just cost me half a beer …all over my computer screen ! It was well worth it ..
and you don’t have to refill it! Spontaneous generation!
+10
That’s a classic, thanks!
Nah, that looks like the fuel truck for the big green applicator vehicle.
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db,
I get your point, but manure has a value. Maybe just a big “O” from the south end of a north bound cow/bull. The face shown would be appropriate.
..because we are soft on criminals in this country, especially with regard to land rights. I wouldn’t be surprised if the luvvie queen herself sues for the manure shower.
“Subject to a court injunction” means a violation is technically “contempt of court” – an infraction which is entirely subject to the decision of the judge (no jury required) and which has no sentencing guidelines. There is photographic evidence that they were aware of the injunction and chose to disregard it anyway. No plea required.
I’ll bet those wild eyed one worlders never even noticed since none of them have bathed in years.
They can’t complain. It was all organic.
Indeed. As Kate from smalldeadanimals.com has it, organic is Greek for “grown in BS”.
Will there be a second protest? Methinks not. Word gets around, you know.
Smell gets around even faster!
I dunno, I think the fact that Gina McCarthy was named “Conservationist of the Year” is far funnier.
Excellent!!!
Where do we send skunk scent donations?
Good on the farmer
A few decades ago, I decided that the best way to control any unruly crowd, was for chemists to come up with a gas (like teargas), that would cause an instant release of protesters’ bowels. They would become their own instant sh.t storm. Problem solved.
It’s been done, at least in fiction. See “South Park” season 3, episode 17:
I’ve read that high-volume infrasonic sound will produce such an effect, along with unease, paranoia, and fear.
One of these times, a protest will go like this: the Usual Suspects will chain themselves to a fence, someone will open another gate, let in the trucks, and then go about their business. Then everyone will go home as the police are under no obligation to bring bolt cutters with them.
Hopefully none of the above will ever have to protest about anything lest they get illegally sprayed with shit or legally sprayed by water-cannon.
None of the above would be involved in a contempt of court like Emma and her latte sipping eco-warriors.
BTW who said the sewage spraying was illegal?
David sez:
“BTW who said the sewage spraying was illegal?
Yeah, and besides, there weren’t any protesters there. The sign said it was forbidden so if the government decrees it is not allowed, well then of course that takes care of the matter and no one could possibly be there, right?
How could that farmer be doing anything but spraying manure on his field?
I hope that she didn’t bake those muffins in a gas oven.
Or an electrical over powered by the gas reliant grid.
I expect that those muffins were baked by magical pixie power, which is accessible only to those who try really really really hard to believe in a magical future where cakes bake themselves.
And where solar panels work during dark winter evenings whilst all the mummies are baking muffins for their darlings in the dream utopia of tomorrowland.
Don’t these idiots realize that we need MORE gas generation capacity BECAUSE of the solar and wind that they themselves are trying to promote.
FACEPALM!!!
You mean the gas hob/oven she’s sat next to here:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/Food%20and%20drink/2015-09/18sep/sophie-thompson-large.jpg
Or this one she’s cooking on:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TUBP-jWx7yY/Vea_CBUH2gI/AAAAAAAAByk/3VfVQgVOtiM/s1600/EMBARGO-10PM-Masterchef-final-3.jpg
As you quite rightly say: FACEPALM!!
It’s not just a symbolic detail.
Encouraging vast numbers of people to take to their ovens really will have upped the national consumption of energy.
Since home-baking of novelty cakes is a very energy intensive way of manufacturing unhealthy and non-essential food.
These people really are the perfect useful idiots – convincing U.K. people to use more gas and electric, whilst protesting against U.K. energy independence and on-shore gas development.
It’s really amazing to watch them in action.
Robots programmed to destroy the infrastructure of the target nation, could not do a better job!!!
The Greenpeacers weren’t looking all that green, so the considerate farmer, at his own expense, gave ’em some fertilizer to perk ’em up. The ungrateful bastets.
Have a care when you trifle with Nanny McFee.