Friday Funny – John Cook's withdrawal symptoms

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WUWT readers may recall that this blog and other popular skeptic blogs are in the running for the 2013 Bloggies in the Science category, as detailed here. Also, for the first time, the website “Skeptical Science” (operated by John Cook of Australia) was in the running, which is a measure of how much penetration they’ve made despite their very low traffic rankings.

I’ve been alerted to a hilarious change in the 2013 Bloggies contest status of SkS by a reader.

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chris y says:

March 1, 2013 at 6:11 am

Leo Hickman has a blog posting in the Guardian today about the ‘climate sceptics’ (whatever that is) ‘capturing’ the science and technology category. It reads like sour grapes.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/blog/2013/mar/01/climate-sceptics-capture-bloggies-science?CMP=twt_fd

There is this tidbit at the end of the article-

“Reflecting such concern, I have learned that Skeptical Science, who have never lobbied to be nominated and are the only non-climate sceptic blog on the Science shortlist, has now asked to be withdrawn from the shortlist due to its concerns about the legitimacy of the voting process.”

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LOL! Confirmed, see the center – “withdrawn by request” in this screencap today:

SKS-withdrawl

I suppose Mr. Cook also doesn’t support the democratic election process, where candidates put up signs, billboards, make radio and TV news appearances, make speeches, run newspaper and magazine advertisements, etc. all in the “vote for me” effort. It works for our USA political system, it works similarly in Australia, where Mr. Cook lives.

How odd that Mr. Cook thinks there’s a legitimacy issue here, when it simply models the Democratic political system of voting. The way the Bloggies system is setup, there’s one vote per email, and the user has to be real and answer the email for the vote to be legitimately recorded. Here are the rules:

  • Any pages with dated entries that existed at some point during the year 2012 are eligible.
  • Only one nomination ballot and one finalist ballot may be submitted per person.
  • E-mail addresses are required to vote. You must use your own address and confirm the verification e-mail.
  • If you verify a second ballot, your first one will be replaced.
  • In the nomination phase:
    • URLs are required.
    • Your ballot must contain at least three unique nominees.
    • Weblogs may be nominated for multiple categories.
    • Nominees must suit the category they are placed in.
  • Weblogs may win a category over multiple years a maximum of three times.

Source: http://2013.bloggi.es/#rules

If Mr. Cook can point out anywhere WUWT or any of the other contestants have violated the rules, now is the time to do so.

The Bloggies has over a decade of experience in dealing with vote stuffing, and they have a good system to prevent it. Even the bots Mr. Cook has designed (that make fake comments in response to other commenters) would likely not be able to make a dent in vote totals, Apparently, even the American Geophysical Union thinks Cooks’s bots making fake comments are an OK thing.

Climate-change deniers have nowhere to hide thanks to an ingenious piece of software that detects inaccurate statements on global warming that appear on the internet and delivers an automated response on Twitter citing peer- reviewed scientific evidence.

The so-called „Twitter-bot‟ is the brainchild of Australian webmaster John Cook and software developer Nigel Leck, and is part of an armoury of tools Cook has developed to rebut common myths and inaccuracies about climate change.

Source: AGU: http://blogs.agu.org/wildwildscience/2011/09/08/john-cook-at-skeptical-science-wins-eureka-prize/

Hickman in his article points out that

The system prevents scripts and voting multiple times. The e-mail verification is the first step, and any ballots that look like they might have been automated or collaborated are flagged for me to review manually. Most climate sceptic blog fans do follow the rules.

The Bloggies proprietor, Nikolai Nolan said in the Hickman interview:

I’m considering various resolutions. But it seems that science blogs would rather complain about the results than try to submit nominations themselves, so I’m not very motivated. No point in eliminating sceptic blogs from the category when there’s not much down the list to replace it with. I also need to keep in mind that fixing the Best Science or Technology category might cause climate sceptic blogs to migrate to another category.

Or, maybe, Mr. Cook thinks there is a conspiracy to win. After all, he and his psych sidekick Dr. Stephan Levandowsky are big on conspiracy theory studies as a tool to smear skeptics, quite certain that climate skeptics are mentally aberrant, even though they never gave the readers of this blog a chance to vote in their horridly self serving and skewed survey. Given that, I think a case could easily be made for psychological projection in Cook’s thinking. That flawed sampling of actual skeptic websites could be why Lewandowsky’s paper was recently pulled from publication by the scientific journal.

But I think that Mr. Cook realized that given his low numbers compared to WUWT and the other highly trafficked blogs, he just didn’t have a fighting chance, much like some candidates in a political election just don’t get penetration with the electorate. So, instead, he did the one thing he could do; he took his ball and went home, while complaining about “legitimacy” of the process without even trying himself.

I think his intent was to poison the results with his claims of “legitimacy”, even though it is just like any political election, and like any political election, there are checks in place to prevent vote stuffing. I predict that whoever wins the category, Cook and Lewandowsy will try to turn the award into some sort of political tool under the guise of science, just as they did with their bizarre “Moon Landing” paper that sampled Climate alarmist blogs, but not climate skeptic blogs, and the most visible skeptic blog, WUWT, was purposely excluded, because, in my opinion, they didn’t want that large sample, as it wouldn’t have given them answer they wanted.

But, this behavior is pretty much par for the course given the juvenile antics we’ve seen from the cartoonist turned conspiracy theory publisher and the whole crew at SkS, who have some pretty disturbing things to say.

Here is Glenn Tamblyn (Skeptical Science author/moderator) secretly conversing with his SkS pals on their off limits forum (which either got hacked or was left open by their own incompetence) and saying “we need a conspiracy to save humanity”. The Viet Cong comparison is a nice touch too. There’s talk of convening a “war council” too.

And this isn’t about science or personal careers and reputations any more. This is a fight for survival. Our civilisations survival. .. We need our own anonymous (or not so anonymous) donors, our own think tanks…. Our Monckton’s … Our assassins.

Anyone got Bill Gates’ private number, Warren Buffett, Richard Branson? Our ‘side’ has got to get professional, ASAP. We don’t need to blog. We need to network. Every single blog, organisation, movement is like a platoon in an army. ..This has a lot of similarities to the Vietnam War….And the skeptics are the Viet Cong… Not fighting like ‘Gentlemen’ at all. And the mainstream guys like Gleick don’t know how to deal with this. Queensberry Rules rather than biting and gouging.

..So, either Mother Nature deigns to give the world a terrifying wake up call. Or people like us have to build the greatest guerilla force in human history. Now. Because time is up…Someone needs to convene a council of war of the major environmental movements, blogs, institutes etc. In a smoke filled room (OK, an incense filled room) we need a conspiracy to save humanity.

[As quoted by Geoff Chambers in this Bishop Hill thread. http://www.bishop-hill.net/blog/2012/3/26/opengate-josh-158.html?currentPage=2#comments ]

Yes, I think we are dealing with Psychological projection on the part of Mr. Cook and SkS here, either that, or pure tribalism, where Mr. Cook couldn’t even stand to be in the same contest with climate skeptics.

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March 1, 2013 3:11 pm

Two points.
Typical leftists do not believe in competition, everyone should get first place.
Vote stuffing, like what happens when a critical review of Michael Mann’s book shows up on Amazon? The dislike votes come out of the wood work like cockroaches when the lights go out.

OldWeirdHarold
March 1, 2013 3:14 pm

“..So, either Mother Nature deigns to give the world a terrifying wake up call. Or people like us have to build the greatest guerilla [sic] force in human history. Now. Because time is up”
So if the planet doesn’t go Donkey Kong, we have to. Brilliant.

March 1, 2013 3:14 pm

John Cook writes:
“Climate-change deniers have nowhere to hide…”
Hide? Hide?? HIDE?!?
Skeptics love nothing more than debate, because the alarmist crowd cannot explain why Planet Earth is contradicting their narrative.
So, Cook: Bring. It. ON!

March 1, 2013 3:16 pm

alcheson on March 1, 2013 at 1:19 pm
They should still post the vote totals at the time of the SKS withdrawal just for reference.

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alcheson,
That is a good idea.
Anthony, what do you think about requesting The Bloggies proprietor, Nikolai Nolan, to post that info on Cook’s vote total at his withdrawal? Maybe do it when the winners are announced?
John

Theo Goodwin
March 1, 2013 3:16 pm

Keith,
The physical threats are snowballing:
The New Abolitionists: Global Warming Is The Great Moral Crisis Of Our Time
By Joe Romm on Feb 27, 2013 at 8:12 pm
http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2013/02/27/1645971/the-new-abolitionists-global-warming-is-the-great-moral-crisis-of-our-time/
Some abolitionists were very violent and had to be suppressed by the state. I hope DHS is watching.

Green Sand
March 1, 2013 3:18 pm

There is a vacancy down under for a Cook!
The last one took Harry S Truman’s advice and acted upon it!

Jimbo
March 1, 2013 3:24 pm

Before I gave up on commenting on the Guardian climate CIF (after numerous bans) I realised it was best to provide only peer reviewed research. This I did. It got me banned faster, no kidding. It is they who ‘deny’ the science. Monbiot was very easy to knock down because he pulled facts right out of his asssss.

March 1, 2013 3:27 pm

Even the concept of a ‘twitter-bot’ that responds to information one person deems to be “incorrect” reveals the depth of the anti-democratic thought processes emanating from this person. Rather than stimulate open and honest debate, and allow each contributor to make their contribution, leaving it to the readers to judge and comment, they seek to colour each comment they do not agree with…where’s the integrity in that?

kadaka (KD Knoebel)
March 1, 2013 3:35 pm

Cook “cooks up” commenting bots?
I wonder if that’s one of his that’s making the rounds here on WUWT, posts as “Phobos”. Drowns out the conversation with a large quantity of comments, but quality and content of all of them are very low.
Since John Cook, SkepSci, and bots are all mentioned at once in the article, of course the bot will not comment at this one to avoid drawing suspicion.

jorgekafkazar
March 1, 2013 3:50 pm

Anthony Watts says: “@Lucia, mine went to s p a m almost immediately, it you don’t find it there, try using an alternate email address to vote with.”
I waited a day, then used the comment form on the Bloggies website to query. I got a reply that my ballot had been manually processed successfully. Using an alternate address could look suspicious.

March 1, 2013 3:55 pm

lucia liljegren (@lucialiljegren) on March 1, 2013 at 2:58 pm
2) I tried to vote 15 minutes ago. Waiting for email with link. waiting. waiting….
How long did other people’s emails take?

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lucia liljegren,
After you vote you see this message on The Bloggies’ web page:

Now check your e-mail. There’s a URL in it that you need to visit for your ballot to be processed. It may take some time to arrive, but if you haven’t received it within a day, send me a message.

So if you don’t get their confirmation email in your inbox or in your spam box in 24 hrs they say contact them.
I voted ~1 hour ago and have not received an email.
John

Mycroft
March 1, 2013 4:25 pm

if the was worried about the legitimacy of the voting process.Why not withdraw days ago instead of leaving util now.SKS a bunch of cowards lead by a bully and bad loser

Eric
March 1, 2013 4:27 pm

Looks like Revkin might have pissed off the wrong people…
NYT Green Blog canceled.
http://www.cjr.org/the_observatory/new_york_times_cancels_green_e.php

Wamron
March 1, 2013 4:29 pm

This is cool, because the only nomination with “sceptical” (or its US misspelling) in the title is that one, so his slimey two-faced scheming underhanded scummy decision to misapropriate the term in an attempt to gull people has spectacularly backfired. AGW leaning under-informed by-standers would think if the only one called “skeptical;” is out, the others must be “orthodox”, then visit to see them…exactly what he hoped to achieve by attempting to lure the sceptical-leaning under informed by-standers to his site, except he has now scored that goal for his opponents! Hilarious.

Kev-in-Uk
March 1, 2013 4:31 pm

cook is a moronic shill and deserves no recognition, no discussion or even a fleeting momentary thought whatsoever…..end of…..

March 1, 2013 4:34 pm

Those who wage the celebrity performance battle rather than science know that any survey that shows them to be a minority hurts. That’s why they pulled out.
The McKibben-ists are all image. Their “40,000” at the protest rally the other week? Hardly, but he numbers count in the face-maintaining game they play, like Gore’s robo-viewers for his second Save-the-Planet-a-Thon (dropping the unique viewer tag gave him perhaps 6X as many apparent viewers).
Too bad they couldn’t have been left in, on the basis that the Awards are about “us”, and not “them”, what WE think is important, not what they think is important.
Like an election.

March 1, 2013 4:34 pm

John Whitman says:
“How long did other people’s emails take?”
Mine took about ten seconds.

Justthinkin
March 1, 2013 4:35 pm

Not to be mean or sarcastic, Anthony,but psychological projection??? Don’t you need a functionnal,EKG registering brain for this event to accour?

Paul Crabb
March 1, 2013 4:36 pm

Just a thought. If it’s a climate reaction bot, it will have standard phrases plugged into it, even if linking into shortened twitter links? Could someone (beyond my capability, sorry) deploy one that recognises the bot, and posts an instant reposte of a boringly consistent sceptical position?

Justthinkin
March 1, 2013 4:37 pm

John Whitman….mine was there in my inbox before I even left Bloggies to check.

Editor
March 1, 2013 4:41 pm

Easy to figure out what Cook’s “concerns about the legitimacy of the voting process” are. He’s afraid it will be legitimate.

March 1, 2013 4:42 pm

I hadn’t received my email after 36 hours. Nikolai fixed my vote confirmation pronto.
Hey, I voted before sKs decided their small playgroup didn’t like open to the public sandboxes utilizing the democratic process. Does that still count as voting against sKs?
Maybe we can get a ‘before’ sKs bolted tally?

March 1, 2013 4:43 pm

March 1, 2013 at 2:51 pm | John Whitman says:
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I refer to it as the “climate comics” … multiple interpretations.

Justthinkin
March 1, 2013 4:51 pm

And speaking of the Bloggies, I am soooooooo upset,mad,angry, and other socially unacceptable feelngs that Small Dead Animals can’t be in the running.(Okay,so she won a few) .Know I will be a good little Canuck,and apoligize for the above(NOT). My patriotism won’t let me. And go Anthony! See,you can be a patriot for more then one,heh.

March 1, 2013 4:53 pm

Cook has a sad habit of deleting any sort of statement he doesn’t agree with. This is just another attempt to delete the statement made by the results. He knows darn well that the results would show that his posterior got booted.