People send me stuff. A couple of days ago this arrived in my inbox. – Anthony
The Gender-Neutral Kitten Salvation Happiness Fund
Brytni Ambyr is out to save the gender-neutral kittens of the world from abuse by global warming through Happy Thoughts.
Hi! :^) Brytni Ambyr* is an attractive blonde female out to save the gender-neutral kittens of the world from abuse by global warming through Happy Thoughts. Have you ever thought about what it would like to be forced to wear little fur coats through an endless summer? That’s like so cruel! :^(
Brytni will use your generous contributions to create lots of Happy Thoughts! She wishes she could save every little sweet creature. But she will do what she can to be Happy! and use your donations to be Happy! and save the ones she can. Aside from Happy Thoughts!, she will also do her part by adopting a gender-neutral kitten (or even a gendered kitti, and spaying/neutering it), and treating it sooo nice. She’ll give it love, treats, and a nice air-conditioned place to live. This will make Brytni AND the kitten Happy!! Double-plus-good Happy Thoughts! Enough Happy Thoughts and Happy Cats may even hold off the global warming!
Make the kittens Happy!
Make Brytni Happy!
Gaia will love you for it. http://www.indiegogo.com/genderneutralkittenfund
Goddess Bless. :^)
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I am reminded of the android quote from “Blade Runner”:
“…so we’re stupid, and we’re going to die.”
“Caterpillars and Worms around the world have been suffering from polution, and global warming, causing them to grow to giant insects and mutate into dangerous, poisonous bugs of their prehistoric ancestors”
Now how am I going to think happy thoughts with these caterpillars mutating into huge insects!
the writer’s name seems so fitting for this gloomy story:
6 Oct: Bloomberg: Justin Doom: First Solar Declines on Concerns Over Panel Reliability
First Solar Inc., the world’s biggest maker of thin-film panels, fell the most in five weeks after the company said as many as 232,000 panels in the field may need to be replaced.
First Solar declined 11 percent to $20.07 at the close in New York, the most since Aug. 30.
he panels, made between October 2008 and June 2009, “may over time develop a loose cord-plate attachment,” Ted Meyer, a company spokesman, said today in an e-mail.
The company is working with owners to repair or replace the affected panels and will replace roof-mounted units at no cost, he said. The issue isn’t expected to have a “significant impact” on earnings because it was included in financial guidance released in August, he said.
Solar panels with loose cord plates put at risk the units’ wiring, increasing the risk of electric shocks and fires, Mark Bachman, an analyst at Avian Securities Inc. in Boston, said in an interview. Bachman downgraded the shares to the equivalent of sell from buy today and removed his 12-month price target…
“Some of those modules that have this problem may have already been replaced, but where this is a big concern is with the European installers who were putting them on rooftops.”
First Solar has had other mechanical issues. It reported a $164 million charge in February for warranty payments related to flawed panels that may have premature power losses.
“It’s the second time that something’s gone wrong,” Bachman said. “First Solar is going to have to communicate that they don’t have any issues going forward. Investors are going to want to know, ‘What’s the third issue going to be?’”
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-10-05/first-solar-declines-on-concerns-over-panel-reliability.html
Ugh! Gag me with a Smurf……
Ha Ha ha, and it was narrated by “Bear” is that a polar bear? I bet it was. Yes that is the one AGAIN: Send money!
A complete list of things caused by global warming and all on 0.006 deg C per year!
Women more likely to cheat on vacation than men, says new study:
http://www.gadling.com/2010/07/22/women-more-likely-to-cheat-on-vacation-than-men-says-new-study/
For the full list go here: Yes very funny. Shame that the “Wolves eat more moose meat link is gone, not enough money sent I guess to maintain the site, blast that was a good one.
http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm
Furry critters (read tiger), the best part is at the end when …..
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=tiger+charge+youtube&mid=996F034F5B6F23B862F8996F034F5B6F23B862F8&view=detail&FORM=VIRE5
Is this in any way connected with the Saving Minority Vegan Gender-Neutral Mothers Living with HIV from Global Warming Foundation?
Yay! There is nothing wrong with my Benelli at all! A recoil action has to have something to recoil against.
You all probably know how cats will mawer, scream and whine half the night or so when they get frisky. Next morning my beagle will pester me until I take him out. Usually I throw on something warm to wear at daybreak because it’s cool.
So when my beagle launches a low fast one or launches two at one time, I’ve been getting into a hurry and pulling up too short. That is, not properly seating the buttstock firmly into my shoulder. The thick warm clothing adding to this cushioned effect on the recoil action. Low brass loads also contribute.
Making sure to get the gun firmly into my shoulder every time appears to have stopped any cycling blip. Whew, thought I’d picked an expensive turkey.
Quick, someone get her an invite to work on IPCC 5. She has just the right methods and she is photogenic. Are there any other qualifications required?
I think some people here don’t get a joke.
Brilliant! The SFNS* was of course a dead giveaway, confirmed by SSNS.
*Silly first name syndrome
A friend of mine had a cat that would sleep for hours curled up around the flue pipe of the boiler, the only thing that happened was the boiler engineer would complain about all the cat hair in the boiler.
A manufacturing company that I visited heat treated parts it made, they had a cat that used to curl up and sleep on top of whichever furnace was on and would only change furnace when the next one was up to temp.
Our long haired cat would spend hours on the flat felted roof at the back of our house in the sun and only come in to eat and then go back to cook some more. Our present cat was wanting to settle down in the hearth with the fire and only came away after his whiskers got singed and he didn’t like the smell.
James Bull
Brytni Ambyr Smalley… that’s right, she’s Stewart Smalley’s youngest daughter.
My cat sleeps in our greenhouse most of the days, rain but especially shine when the temperature inside the GH is at least 10C above outside. Cat loves it, hotter the better.
Stupid film.
I see there’s been cash donated …
… a fool and his money …
Hands up if you where fished in?
You want to save a cat lock your wheelie bins: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-11068063
I work for an animal charity and this very day three six week old orphan kittens arrived at the shop in a carrier bag, found on the main road where some nice person had simply stopped their car and deposited them. Grey and whites and in a state of shock but doing OK now on meds. Have a laugh by all means at the often hilarious antics of cats but next time you pass an animal charity shop or shelter drop in and give them your unwanted bric-a-brac or spare dollars. Many like ours dont get government cash, we get by on a shoe string and a prayer and if you ever see a kitten that needs assistance please go out of your way and do the right thing and take it to a shelter.
Stephanie Clague (October 6, 2012 at 6:35 am: “Have a laugh by all means at the often hilarious antics of cats but next time you pass an animal charity shop or shelter drop in and give them your unwanted bric-a-brac or spare dollars.”
All joking aside (hint to some of the commenters: read the prior comments; “Brytni’s” campaign is an acknowledged joke, satire), animal shelters really do need help. If you don’t know of a good one in your area, try the Harbor Association of Volunteers for Animals (http://hava-heart.org/) in Washington state. A friend works with them occasionally and thinks well of them. (And they are not a joke, nor do I have any connection with them.)
Its a Lewandosky survey.
OssQss says: October 5, 2012 at 4:36 pm
The dark one takes its exercise just like me. 50% committed.
Leon Brozyna says:
October 6, 2012 at 3:54 am
I see there’s been cash donated …
… a fool and his money …
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The site says it was “THE GORE”
Al Gore
15 hours ago $100 – Happiness!
http://www.indiegogo.com/genderneutralkittenfund?c=pledges
That’s funny too !
kbray,
I noticed Carl Bussjaeger’s name there, too.
Stephanie Clague says:
October 6, 2012 at 6:35 am
I work for an animal charity and this very day three six week old orphan kittens arrived at the shop in a carrier bag, found on the main road where some nice person had simply stopped their car and deposited them. Grey and whites and in a state of shock but doing OK now on meds. Have a laugh by all means at the often hilarious antics of cats but next time you pass an animal charity shop or shelter drop in and give them your unwanted bric-a-brac or spare dollars. Many like ours dont get government cash, we get by on a shoe string and a prayer and if you ever see a kitten that needs assistance please go out of your way and do the right thing and take it to a shelter.
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As opposed to what ?, you are wasting your breath with this crew.
“Always with the negative waves, Moriarity…”