Guest Post by Willis Eschenbach
In the New York Times, there’s an article on some research that suggest a slight shrinkage of plants and animals with warming. In the “you can’t make this up” department, here’s the illustration:
Figure 1. A big frog collected a while ago and a small frog collected more recently, which clearly proves that the frog on the left is larger than the frog on the right
The idea that creatures shrink in warmer climates seems at odds with the giant dragonflies and the dinosaurs and the like that lived when it was somewhat warmer than now. But that’s not the reason I brought this up. The beauty is in the press release.
First, the lead researcher is quoted as saying:
They cautioned that it was too early to make detailed predictions. “Things start falling apart as we try to make generalizations and impose more levels and hierarchies into our hypotheses,” Dr. Bickford said.
OK, that seems sound. Then the hyperventilating begins:
If all animals were to engage in coordinated shrinking it might not be so bad, the researchers speculate. But if, say, mice are shrinking faster than snakes, the snakes may not be able to capture enough of the mice to meet their energy requirements.
So we’re already off on the ship of speculation, miniature mice and “uncoordinated shrinking”. Reuters picks up the story, with Bickford again quoted:
“We have not seen large-scale effects yet, but as temperatures change even more, these changes in body size might become much more pronounced – even having impacts for food security.”
One supposes that they thought that wasn’t scary enough. Here’s the real capper:
“Impacts could range from food resources becoming more limited (less food produced on the same amount of land) to wholesale biodiversity loss and eventual catastrophic cascades of ecosystem services.”
So it’s too early to make detailed predictions, they’ve never seen this in nature, only in the lab … but they are willing to predict the changes might impact food security, make snakes chase smaller mice, limit food resources, cause wholesale biodiversity loss, and at the end of the day, they break out the big guns, it might end up in, wait for it, catastrophic loss of entire ecosystems …
But it’s too early to make predictions.
This reminds me of a headline I once saw in the “National Enquirer”, an American tabloid newspaper. The big print said
Two Headed Boy Found In Jungle!
Not satisfied with the impact of that, they had added a smaller sub-headline that said
Raised By Wolves Until 14!
But that still didn’t have the punch they wanted, so a sub-sub-head was added that said
Mother Teresa Rushes To Investigate!
These kinds of claims, that it’s too soon to tell but it might cause total ecosystems to crash, should be called “Enquirer Science.” Here’s my submission for the first headline:
Two Sizes Of Frogs Found In Jungle!
Clear Signal of Future Ecosystem Collapse!
Well-Funded Scientist Rushes To Investigate!
w.
[UPDATE] A reader pointed to the Daily Telegraph, which has this:
Animals ‘shrinking’ due to climate change
Polar bears are shrinking because of the impact of climate change on their natural habitats, along with many other animals and plants, researchers say.
Figure 2. Obligatory polar bear picture. Two thirds of the worlds polar bears could be lost in fifty years. I thought they had a better sense of direction than that.
I must confess, I find the idea of leetle teeny polar bears quite appealing …
Willis… Here is another shrinker that came out last year!
OF course, me being me, I just couldn’t leave it alone. I tweaked the story a little, which makes a much better read! I featured it on my “Altered News” web site.
Birds Shrinking Due To Global Warming, Will Disappear By 2035
Jeremy that hasn’t changed.
Do frogs expand or shrink after being stored in a jar for 30 years? If they expand, it could be worse than we thought.
Smashing job, Willis! You could be a first rate writer for an “Enquirer” magazine or a Warmista pal reviewed scientific journal.
Your take down of the press release is a classic that should be published in all science texts.
So global warming is the reason I’m only 5ft 7ins?
Not only did the global warming make the polar bear shrink, it also turned it slightly green (in the photo). Makes a nice photo sitting on the blue ice. (Polar bears get slightly green with algae in the fur.)
Hatcheries here in AK grow larger trout, dollies, grayling and salmon fry in warmer water. The large the fish are when they hit the wild, the better the survival and rate of return. Cheers –
Dan says: “Appears as if the global warming so far has succeded in shrinking at least a few brains.”
Doesn’t one have to have a brain before it can shrink, Dan? That leaves out these clowns.
The only species in the world that is shrinking
is Warmista-Brains, drenched in fear
of their imaginary Epocalypse (Gore-pocalypse?).
No, that’s a result of hypertrophy of the self-importance gland. The Goracle is also about that height, but claims to be 6’1″, and mandates that he be photographed and videoed only from knee level.
>:)
Willis,
First the frogs shrink to the tipping point then they melt, like the witch in the ‘Oz.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1clgwabmPM&w=640&h=360]
John
Re Gore’s height: note the comparison with Clinton and Gingrich here, who are respectively 6’2″ and 5’11”: http://photo2.si.edu/inaugural/clinton2/swear40.gif
and probably have thinner-heeled shoes on. 😉
I deny that the frog on the right is smaller.
Catching frogs along Omans Creek, a trib of the Assinniboine in Winnipegg, as a boy, the search was for the biggest and man they ranged from small to 2 or 3 times as large. I guess the little ones must have been born in the 1930s heat and the giants were born in the late cooling 40s. To further support this theory, there were little snakess I guess from the hot 30s taking out the old tiny frogs , while. the big newbie hoppers were serving themseves up to the young big snakes. Hey I also caught little snapping turtles and ones it took two of us to lift but I’m not sure what they ate. I’ve also noticed you gett a smaller serving of french fries than they used to 30 yrs ago. These guys are maybe onto something. Or maybe just on something. Biology along with the soocial sciences needs to be scrapped and erebuilt from scratch.
These stories have been flooding the Yahoo “Science” section for the last few days now. The MSM furor to keep up the drumbeat of climate alarmism is, well, alarming.
OT: Started Donna L’s book late last night, and it is a good read.
I suggest we all kick in to generate a nice slushfund so we can give grants to a couple of teams of “scientists” to produce studies that prove that excess CO2 causes humans to lose weight. Once we put out the PRs on the results this whole AGW fiasco would be over in a day and a half. We could then do an infomercial selling home versions of those greenhouse CO2 generators and make back our investment a thousand times over.
I’ve seen this claim several times – that increasing warmth will produce smaller animals. Must be easy to check though: most animals will have north-south distribution limits and if there’s any truth in the claim then presumably the part of the population that lives closer to the equator will be smaller on average if it’s correct. And, presumably someone will already have looked at this. I can feel a grant application coming on . . .
Willis,
Thanks for the frog-tastic experience!
Here is another smaller frog scenario => Warming climate causes certain frogs to drink more beer. Beer drinking frogs are fatter. We see smaller frogs because the fatter ones who drank beer were eaten by predators who prefer fatter frogs and are filled up more quickly by eating fatter frogs.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qub614yXUY&w=640&h=360]
John
The shrinking frog obviously refutes the idea of a rapid rise in temperature. Everybody knows you have to turn up the heat slowly so the frog won’t notice.
Frogs are shrinking! Please can you spare £2/2$ a month to save them? It’s not much to ask and you will be helping keep the French in food!
Thank You.
Peter Plail says:
So plants grow bigger in colder conditions? As a gardener, the logic of that escapes me.
Guess it’s also a mystery to greenhouse manufactures and commercial growers…
Polar bears will shrink until they fill the ecological void left by the shrunken frogs and mice, so the snakes will be OK.
Is it written on stone somewhere that we must pay for these studies in advance? We pay baseball players a certain—admittedly overblown—minimum, and then add more if they do better than average. Why don’t we try to perfect this sort of plan and then apply it to our grant-making?
Frawg shrinkage is probably due to all the scientist borne virii.
Funny, I never noticed that Nigerians are smaller than Eskimo’s…
On the other hand, like the frogs, they are a little bit darker.
“But if, say, mice are shrinking faster than snakes, the snakes may not be able to capture enough of the mice to meet their energy requirements.”
Hmmmm. Wouldn’t snakes adapt to the shrinking mice so that they, in turn, would also be smaller and require less energy? This, no doubt, is from the same crowd that says they believe in evolution. So, what am I missing?