The Incredible Shrinking Frog

Guest Post by Willis Eschenbach

In the New York Times, there’s an article on some research that suggest a slight shrinkage of plants and animals with warming. In the “you can’t make this up” department, here’s the illustration:

Figure 1. A big frog collected a while ago and a small frog collected more recently, which clearly proves that the frog on the left is larger than the frog on the right

The idea that creatures shrink in warmer climates seems at odds with the giant dragonflies and the dinosaurs and the like that lived when it was somewhat warmer than now. But that’s not the reason I brought this up. The beauty is in the press release.

First, the lead researcher is quoted as saying:

They cautioned that it was too early to make detailed predictions. “Things start falling apart as we try to make generalizations and impose more levels and hierarchies into our hypotheses,” Dr. Bickford said.

OK, that seems sound. Then the hyperventilating begins:

If all animals were to engage in coordinated shrinking it might not be so bad, the researchers speculate. But if, say, mice are shrinking faster than snakes, the snakes may not be able to capture enough of the mice to meet their energy requirements.

So we’re already off on the ship of speculation, miniature mice and “uncoordinated shrinking”.  Reuters picks up the story, with Bickford again quoted:

“We have not seen large-scale effects yet, but as temperatures change even more, these changes in body size might become much more pronounced – even having impacts for food security.”

One supposes that they thought that wasn’t scary enough. Here’s the real capper:

“Impacts could range from food resources becoming more limited (less food produced on the same amount of land) to wholesale biodiversity loss and eventual catastrophic cascades of ecosystem services.”

So it’s too early to make detailed predictions, they’ve never seen this in nature, only in the lab … but they are willing to predict the changes might impact food security, make snakes chase smaller mice, limit food resources, cause wholesale biodiversity loss, and at the end of the day, they break out the big guns, it might end up in, wait for it, catastrophic loss of entire ecosystems …

But it’s too early to make predictions.

This reminds me of a headline I once saw in the “National Enquirer”, an American tabloid newspaper. The big print said

Two Headed Boy Found In Jungle!

Not satisfied with the impact of that, they had added a smaller sub-headline that said

Raised By Wolves Until 14!

But that still didn’t have the punch they wanted, so a sub-sub-head was added that said

Mother Teresa Rushes To Investigate!

These kinds of claims, that it’s too soon to tell but it might cause total ecosystems to crash, should be called “Enquirer Science.” Here’s my submission for the first headline:

Two Sizes Of Frogs Found In Jungle!

Clear Signal of Future Ecosystem Collapse!

Well-Funded Scientist Rushes To Investigate!

w.

[UPDATE] A reader pointed to the Daily Telegraph, which has this:

Animals ‘shrinking’ due to climate change

Polar bears are shrinking because of the impact of climate change on their natural habitats, along with many other animals and plants, researchers say.

Figure 2. Obligatory polar bear picture. Two thirds of the worlds polar bears could be lost in fifty years. I thought they had a better sense of direction than that.

I must confess, I find the idea of leetle teeny polar bears quite appealing …

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Peter Melia
October 20, 2011 2:43 pm

I am in the process of perfecting a recipe (to be copywrited) for teeny, tiny chocolate coated elephants, as a new and nutritious cocktail snack. Two versions are envisaged, dead elephants for wimps and live chocolate coated elephants for real men (and women). Caution, tiny live elephants are expected to tickle when swallowed, like live shrimps.

October 20, 2011 3:05 pm

Of course Polar Bears are shrinking. That one you have pictured is only half an inch high as opposed to the normal nine to ten foot! ;-D

RoHa
October 20, 2011 4:06 pm

Frogs can use rulers?
We’re doomed!

October 20, 2011 9:03 pm

And in Australia it’s being reported that super-termites are marching south. According to TodayTonight, channel 7, Sydney, they are getting larger as they migrate and are now about four times the size of their ancestors up north. It was also claimed they can even eat glass. I take that to mean they’re evolving into silicon-based life forms. That should at least help to mitigate their carbon footprint, so they’ll be welcome in Canberra.

Guam
October 21, 2011 3:46 am

I Guess the Pygmy Hippo will become the Nano Hippo now then?
Will we need an electron microscope at the zoo to see one?
As For the Human Pigmies in Central Africa, will they have to be renamed lilliputians?
Perhaps Gullivers Travels was actually a prophetic tone, I suppose extracts will be published in the next IPCC report as further evidence of AGW!

Gail Combs
October 23, 2011 3:35 pm

Franz Dullaart says:
October 19, 2011 at 2:25 am
With coordinated shrinking humans will presumably also shrink – so if all lifeforms shrink in concert, the world will be a bigger place.
Bring on the warming!
________________________________________________
The shrinking humans have already been documented!!!!! And no I am not kidding.
US babies mysteriously shrinking
“Birthweights in the US are falling but no one knows why, according to a study of 36.8 million infants born between 1990 and 2005.
A 52-gram drop in the weight of full-term singletons – from an average of 3.441 to 3.389 kilograms – has left Emily Oken’s team at Harvard Medical School scratching their heads. It can’t be accounted for by an increase in caesarean sections or induced labours, which shorten gestation. What’s more, women in the US now smoke less and gain more weight during pregnancy, which should make babies heavier….”
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18434-us-babies-mysteriously-shrinking.html
Well Willis Eschenbach has solved the mystery. It is caused by CAGW!!!!
Good on you Willis, maybe you will get a No Bell Prize.

Legatus
October 25, 2011 7:09 pm

Clearly Willis there is nothing wrong with this study, and I can prove it…
Remember back when you were, say 3 years old? Well, that was what, 61 years ago? And there was clearly less CO2 back then. I mean, we know CO2 comes from humans, and we know that they did not start producing it in any amount till 1950.
Now, remember how much bigger people were back then, why, they were what, 4 times your size? In fact, remember how much bigger everything was back then, why you could look under the dining room table, and you had to climb to get onto one of the chairs. Even the entire world was bigger, you had to run to get anywhere. Heck, it is even starting to effect the economy, everyone says the dollar has shrunk.
Now, of course, we know that humans have greatly increased the amount of CO2. Now look around you, you can clearly see that everyone and everything has shrunk, see the clear cause and effect? Remember back and you will see that this all started in 1950…
Obviously, we need to reduce CO2, I mean, if this keeps up, we will be tiny people on a tiny world and the moon will fly off to who knows where!

Legatus
October 25, 2011 7:14 pm

BTW, one other thing, teeny tiny polar bears, whats the problem? I mean, the smaller they are, the more of them can fit in the same amount of land. Think of it, we could have hundreds of thousands of teeny polar bears chasing millions of teeny seals. Why, CO2 solves the whole extintion problem. Species endangered? Simple, add CO2, now there is room for them and us!

Brian H
October 26, 2011 2:30 am

Legatus;
And since strength decreases as the square of height, but weight as the cube, we’d all be mini Superpersons, able to hop (miniature) buildings in a single bound!
Sounds great, as long as the rats and cats and bats etc. shrank too; wouldn’t want to have to cope with them at their current sizes.

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