UPDATE: Part 3 added
It is said that if you’re going to talk the talk, you’ve got to walk the walk. Monckton of Brenchley certainly has done both. There’s only one problem: pirates, and I’m not talking about Flying Spaghetti Monster comparisons. Josh explains:
But as we know, Monckton doesn’t go down easily:
There might be a part three coming.
UPDATE: Here it is! That’s one hot kraken.