Precautionary Principle Memo – ready for transmission

Guest post by Reed Coray

Two members of the Penn State University faculty (Seth D. Baum and Jacob D. Haqq-Misra) and one employee of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (Shawn D. Domagal-Goldman) have taken valuable time to address the issue of how mankind might deal with beneficent, neutral and hostile Extraterrestrial Intelligence (ETI).  The aforementioned concerned citizens authored an article appearing in the Journal Acta Astronautica (volume 68, 2011, pages 2114-2129).  The title of that article was: “Would contact with extraterrestrials benefit or harm humanity? A scenario analysis.”

I would like to provide assistance to those gentlemen so that they may continue their important work with minimal interruption.  To that end, I have written two messages that will (a) help ensure ETIs do not disrupt their important work, and (b) remove the need for those gentlemen to devote their valuable time to the generation of comparable messages.

Subject to the approval of Penn State University, NASA, and the authors of the referenced Acta Astronautica article, I recommend these messages be broadcast to space in all human languages.

PRECAUTIONARY PRINCIPLE MESSAGE OF THE FIRST KIND

To:    Ecosystem-Valuing Universalist Extraterrestrial Intelligence Possessing The Capacity To Harm Or Destroy The Earth Or Any Portion Thereof (EVUETIPTCTHODTEOAPT)

From:    The faculty/staff of Penn State University and the employees of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)

Date:    Gregorian: 2011-08-28;   Julian: 2455801.5;   Modified Julian: 55801;   Hebrew: 5771-Av28;   Chinese: 2011-07-29;   Islamic: 1432-Ramadan-28;   ISO-8601: 2011-34-7; Persian: 1390-Shahrivar-6;   Mayan Long Count: 12.19.18.11.19;   Indian Civil: 1933-Bhadra-6;   Unix: 1314489600;   Excel Serial Day Number, 1900 Date System (PC): 40783;   Excel Serial Day Number, 1904 Date System (Macintosh): 39321

Subject:    Precautionary Principle Plea of the First Kind

Whereas:

(1)    EVUETIPTCTHODTEOAPTs might exist,

(2)    EVUETIPTCTHODTEOAPTs might be observing/monitoring (a) the composition of Earth’s atmosphere and (b) electromagnetic radiation emanating from the Earth,

(3)    Observations might be limited to the last 100 orbits of the Earth about its star (Sun)– Note:  We call one orbit of the Earth about the Sun a “year”,

(4)    Observations over the last 100 years show a small increase in the level of the atmospheric trace gas carbon dioxide (CO2),

(5)    EVUETIPTCTHODTEOAPTs might conclude that the small increase in the level of the atmospheric trace gas CO2 is due to wicked practices of the dominant Earth species (mankind),

(6)    EVUETIPTCTHODTEOAPTs might conclude that the small increase in the level of the atmospheric trace gas CO2 is known by mankind to be harmful to the Earth’s environment,

(7)    EVUETIPTCTHODTEOAPTs might conclude that based on the harmful effect of the small increase in the level of the atmospheric trace gas CO2 that mankind is consciously and willfully destroying the Earth’s environment,

(8)    Although over the last 30 years most of mankind’s “message-related” electromagnetic radiation (and especially electromagnetic messages emanating from Penn State University and NASA) that discusses:

(a)    the small increase in the amount of the atmospheric trace gas CO2, and

(b)    its harmful effects on the Earth’s

has been

(i)    to deplore mankind’s contribution to the small increase in the level of the atmospheric trace gas CO2,

(ii)    to warn against such future behavior, and

(iii)    to try to limit/prevent future increases in the level of the atmospheric trace gas CO2,

a small segment of mankind (called deniers) disagrees with and even lies about the net adverse effect on the Earth’s environment of mankind’s small increase in the amount of the atmospheric trace gas CO2, and some of those lies have been transmitted to space in the form of electromagnetic radiation,

(9)    Members of the Penn State University faculty and of NASA have written an article [Acta Astronautica, 68 (2011) 2114-2129] demonstrating that at least some of mankind is aware of the possible harm EVUETIPTCTHODTEOAPTs might inflict on the Earth,

We the faculty/staff of Penn State University and the employees of NASA do hereby plead to all EVUETIPTCTHODTEOAPTs: Do not destroy the Earth or mankind; but if you insist on destroying a portion of the Earth, please exempt from that destruction: (a) the faculty/staff of Penn State University, (b) the employees of NASA, and (c) like-minded humans wherever they may reside–collectively known as the “good guys”.  If a condition that you not destroy us (the good guys) is that you require we (the good guys) submit a list of the wicked (the bad guys), we (the good guys) will gleefully supply that list–in fact, we (the good guys) have a few names already in mind.

Go with GAIA.

PRECAUTIONARY PRINCIPLE MESSAGE OF THE SECOND KIND

To:    Extraterrestrial Intelligence Looking To Destroy Stupidity/Arrogance/Wasteful-Activities Wherever They Might Exist In The Universe (ETILTDSAWAWTMEITU)

From:    The faculty/staff of Penn State University and the employees of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)

Date:    Gregorian: 2011-08-28;   Julian: 2455801.5;   Modified Julian: 55801;   Hebrew: 5771-Av28;   Chinese: 2011-07-29;   Islamic: 1432-Ramadan-28;   ISO-8601: 2011-34-7;

Persian: 1390-Shahrivar-6;   Mayan Long Count: 12.19.18.11.19;   Indian Civil: 1933-Bhadra-6;   Unix: 1314489600;   Excel Serial Day Number, 1900 Date System (PC): 40783;  Excel Serial Day Number, 1904 Date System (Macintosh): 39321

Subject:    Precautionary Principle Plea of the Second Kind

Whereas ETILTDSAWAWTMEITUs may exist and receive the electromagnetic broadcast of our PRECAUTIONARY PRINCIPLE MESSAGE OF THE FIRST KIND,  We state that the content of our PRECAUTIONARY PRINCIPLE MESSAGE OF THE FIRST KIND was made in jest–ha ha; and we plead that ETILTDSAWAWTMEITUs not destroy the faculty/staff of Penn State University and/or employees of NASA and/or like-minded humans.

[Dupl.  removed, 2011-08-30, Gregorian. 8<)  Robt]