The image below is from the Whisky powered Row to The Pole publicity stunt.
It needs a caption. I’m sure WUWT readers will be able to provide several.
My caption suggestion is below. Winner gets 1000 carbon credits in a frameable certificate, redeemable someplace, but not here.
Only a sassinak would want this much ice in his scotch.
Man with pick axe: ” ‘Let’s row to pole’ he says. ‘It’ll be easy and ice free’ he says. ‘Free whiskey and you’ll be famous.’ ”
Second guy: “Well, you will be famous.”
Man with pick axe: “Look over there, a polar bear!”
Second guy: “Where?!”
WHACK!!!
Say Pete, dis still ain’t malting.
This is only one-ninth of it… Al Gore gave up, but we won’t. Keep at it.
You’re taking me to literally when I said “burry me in ice and call me Al Gore if you can get the ET thing trough peer review.”
MUST HIDE THE ICE! MUST HIDE THE ICE!
“At long last, the CAGW people learn how to walk on water.”
“All this work, and it doesn’t look like we’ll even get the tee shirt”
“And we’re doing this, why?”
Dr. Mark Sereze (l), Director of the National Snow and Ice Data Center, watches as a research assistant puts the finishing touches on the newest AMSR-E data product Version 3 (V003) processing and algorithm data project. This version, set to be released shortly, is expected to indicate that the 2011 Arctic ice area continues to be in a death spiral, and is the lowest ever. However, as a result of the pinpoint alterations involved during complex process development as shown in the photo above, ice extent is likely to increase.
One for the Money..Two for Show..Three to get Ready..Four to Row?……Nope.
It’s worse than we thought. This is a prime example of Obama’s “shovel ready” jobs.
Miami’s here somewhere!
LMAO, good job, everyone!!
I’m Yukon Cornelius …
…yahoooooooo! A patchouli oil mine !
I think this is where I left the boat !!
Your eyes look like 2 piss holes in the snow.
I’m not hurting the instruments, they can take it.
Promontory Point, Utah, May 10, 2069 – Pictured here is the annual reenactment of the historic driving of the Golden Spike that symbolized the uniting of the county when the tracks of the Union Pacific and Central Pacific were joined for the first time. The original tracks are now submerged due to Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming melting the Arctic Polar ice cap.
Quick, the satellite is due in 15 minutes
Where the heck is all that damn Global Warming ???
Polar Ice – The Greatest Drink You’ve Never Had
Extra-strength ice axe: $65
High-visibility Arctic dry suit: $695
Getting caught on camera having to break your way through ice – that you said doesn’t exist – in your path on your mission to prove that human emissions of fossil fuels are causing rapid ice loss in the Arctic: PRICELESS!!!
take that…and THAT you STUPID ice berg, you shouldn’t be here!!
Next time we bring Serreze so we can show him what a “Death Spiral” really looks like.
“Potential effects of diminished sea ice on open-water swimming, mortality, and distribution of eco-activists during summer in the Alaskan Beaufort Sea.”
h/t
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/08/08/the-polar-bear-poster-that-launched-a-thousand-quips/
Only after finishing their second whiskey on the rocks did they discover how blue ice is formed. Hey, there’s a turd floating in my whiskey!