Rex Murphy comments on the recent TV media mogul marriage of Al Gore and Keith Olbermann, a match made in sitcom.
By Rex Murphy in the National Post
Shakespeare never fails. When I read that Gaia’s First Messenger Here on Earth, the very face and clammy palms of global warming itself, Al Gore, had invited the Edward R. Morrow of the Twitterverse, latterly of the compulsively progressive MSNBC, Keith Olbermann, to join his Current TV cable network, the familiar “Let us not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments” unfailingly suggested itself.
Gore-Olbermann: never so fruitful a partnership since Gilligan and the Skipper.
Here was a true mating, a yoking of heart-breaking genius. Gore, an imperious, lugubrious, dour and insistent one-cause Doomsday machine, a kind of oversized Spock without Spock’s lavish sense of humour, needed something of Olbermann’s manic, untethered zest. Olbermann , whose most charged flights during his days at MSNBC’s Countdown went into hitherto unpiloted altitudes of non-sequitur and denunciation, desperately needed an alignment with someone who occasionally glided within a few feet of the actual (albeit destined to imminent, carbonaceous ruin) earth.
At first it was difficult to see which way the energy was running? Who was the “little guy” and who was the Skipper?
The entire essay is a hoot, read it at the link below
Note: I’ve updated the main image, my original image, sans TV is here
Addendum: lest some people think my satirical image is unfair to Gore and Olbermann, I’ll point out this cartoon from the CRU climategate files.
Here’s NCDC Tom Peterson’s (GHCN lead investigator) cartoon diddle:
Let’s give Tom Peterson credit for coming up with the original concept of tying climate personalities to Gilligan’s Island. IMHO his satire skills are just as robust as the GHCN.


Rex Murphy is a Canadian national treasure indeed, and so is the National Post. That is the real match made in heaven! Now, if only Mark Steyn would come back ….
Ole Saddle Sore:
I think AlGore is missing a bet by not recruiting “Moonbeam” McKibben to compliment this all star line up of scientific il’literacy.
Can’t do that, OSS. Our guv trademarked “Moonbeam” many years ago after the late Mike Royko bestowed the title. Rex carries on a great journalistic tradition…
clipe, if you seen that report in real time like I did, you would notice the smirk from Peter Mansbridge’s face, It was a smirk of discust at Rex Murphy. You could see a bit of it here but they cut most of it out, they didn’t like what he had to say and especially Mansbridge with his belittleing smirk. Not very professional of Mansbridge ism’t it!
Re- Jeremy’s comment as to who would play Ginger. Here in Canada we have ginger haired Elizabeth May and also Dr. David Suzuki available.
Ref – Jeremy says:
February 12, 2011 at 12:49 pm
“Would this make George Soros their equivalent of Thurston Howell, III ? Perhaps Michael Mann is Professor? The only question remaining is who plays the part of the women? I think Ginger especially might be too hard to cast.”
Think Kabuki (no girls allowed) – Harry Reed as Mary Ann and Jones as Ginger?
Poor Arlington, Texas, after ‘footing the bill’ for Jones’ (Cowboy owner) new stadium still gets no name recognition!
Official site:
http://stadium.dallascowboys.com/
“Cowboys Stadium is a domed stadium with a retractable roof in Arlington, Texas. It serves as the home of the National Football League’s Dallas Cowboys. ”
– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboys_Stadium
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H.R.
That line about Spock was the only part I took offense. How dare Rex elevate Gore to the intellectual level of Spock?!?!?
Cheers
Mike
@ur momisugly Canmore Mike.
“without Spock’s lavish sense of humour”. Now if that isn’t sarcasm…
Dave W., as evidenced by the desperate back-pedalling by the windmill-subsidizers of the world, economics may be even more potent than ridicule.
Stein’s Law: “If something cannot go on forever, it will stop. “
Great column, but 3 errors: Dallas Super bowl (already noted); Edward R. Murrow (not Morrow); impresario (one s). Minor, perhaps; but I prefer reading and not being jarred by errors.
“Current TV is available in 60 million homes and get 22,800 viewers or 0.038% which is ironically coincident with the percentage of CO2 in air. Both are insignificant, but spun incredibly.” http://adrianvance.blogspot.com/
LOL
Almost word perfect.
However, I think “non-sequitur and denunciation” ought to have been “non-sequitur and ad hominem”, which rings better as a latin couplet pairing the standard logical fallacies so generously exhibited in Olbermann’s semi-coherent rants. “Denunciation” is oh-so-Spanish-inquisition. To do it properly, you need some kind of authority. Olbermann is a clown with no authority outside his own fantasy world — his attempts to denounce his betters rises no higher than garden-variety ad hominem, albeit amplified by placement on network television. On GoreTV he belongs, with no doubt.