A reply to Senator Menendez from Santa

People send me stuff. I’m on all sorts of mailing lists, and ever since WUWT started the Sea Ice Page, I’ve been on the Santa’s workshop mailing list. Believe me, it’s as much a surprise to me as it is to you.

I got a letter from Santa today, with a request that I repost it here, since he and the elves were concerned the Senator may not get it before Christmas with the bad weather and the USPS holiday schedule. It is a response from Santa regarding this blog post at Huffington Post from somebody who claims to be Senator Robert Menendez:

Here is Santa’s response:

PDF of the letter is available here: Santa_letter_to Senator_Menendez


The letter from Senator Menendez is real.

The inspiration for the spoof rebuttal comes from the letter sent in 1974 by the Cleveland Browns front office: http://deadspin.com/5716038/the-greatest-letter-ever-printed-on-nfl-team-letterhead

big h/t to Gary

Merry Christmas everyone!

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Roger Knights
December 23, 2010 3:58 pm

PS: Yo Ho Ho

Sean Peake
December 23, 2010 3:59 pm

Just made my day!

December 23, 2010 3:59 pm

Perfect response! “I know you’re not this stupid, since NO ONE could be. Right? Right?”

December 23, 2010 4:04 pm

A letter addresses to a fictive person about a fictive problem.
Merry Christmas!

December 23, 2010 4:04 pm

Yes New Jersey, there is a Santa Claus.
He’s gotten a bit jaded in his old age, and a bit saltier in his language.

December 23, 2010 4:05 pm

I would have written from Santa to Senator Menendez.
You know lying puts you on my naughty list and you have been telling some rather large porkies lately.

charles nelson
December 23, 2010 4:07 pm

They believe in Santa Claus.
They believe in the Greenhouse Effect.

Joshua J
December 23, 2010 4:12 pm

Sen. Menendez’ pledge to get the US Federal government to help Santa relocate sounds as useful as anything else being perpetrated in the name of Lysenkoism. . . er, climate change.

December 23, 2010 4:13 pm

four stages of life –
You believe in Santa Claus.
You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
You are Santa Claus.
You look like Santa Claus.

December 23, 2010 4:18 pm

Did this get cross-posted back to the Huffington Post?
[ not that we are aware of ~mod]

December 23, 2010 4:24 pm

Santa lives at 101 St Nicholas Lane, North Pole, Alaska 99705.
His second favorite saying after ‘Ho,Ho,Ho’ is ‘Drill Baby Drill’.
The two refineries in North Pole, Alaska make sure he has plenty of energy to keep his elves warm and his workshop going.

December 23, 2010 4:29 pm

I was in a real “bah, humbug” mood but just turned the corner because of Santa’s letter.
Merry Christmas everyone!

December 23, 2010 4:36 pm

These are the two official addresses of Santa;
H0H 0H0
Santa Claus
P.O. Box 56009
North Pole, Alaska
Simple addresses really… and Sen. Menendez sends his letter to Huffington Post. Even Santa is not socialist enough for them.

December 23, 2010 4:38 pm

Dear Sen. Menendez,
Is it possible that you could desist from embarrassing the people of New Jersey for even a day ?
Never mind that your big issue is to lobby for extra perks for the people who make
things hard here. NEver mind your limelight seeking, toadying and sucking up around
President Empty Suit.
And almost never mind your complete fealty to Jeff Tittle and the enviro-fascist lobby,
you still find time to write in the HuffPo.
Could you maybe find a few moments to tend to the interests of New JErsey or your constitutional duty to protect the United States from enemies foreign and domestic ?
And stop being such a clown ?
Jim from Jersey

Colin from Mission B.C.
December 23, 2010 4:45 pm

harrywr2 says:
December 23, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Santa lives at 101 St Nicholas Lane, North Pole, Alaska 99705.
It has been long known that Santa resides at:
North Pole
H0H 0H0

December 23, 2010 4:48 pm

Speaking as a lifelong resident of New Jersey, I can inform the readers here that the only asshole signing Sen. Menendez’ correspondence is Sen. Menendez, and he’s been an asshole all his life.
Let’s give seniority and experience the credit they’re due, okay?

December 23, 2010 4:48 pm

The cc to George Bailey is a nice touch.
Silly letters deserve silly responses.

December 23, 2010 4:48 pm

Made me smile on a day of annoying, nosy old relatives invading my property.
I am fighting back with Christmas lights.and my computer sound system at full volume trance electronica My budget is toast.
They are the LED ones so I never have to worry about the power bill.
And they stay on 24/7.
An obscure reference to the older crowd on WUWT, there’s a show called Robot Chicken
Santa races Superman and they end up with beating down Lex Luther and calling it a tie.
Merry Christmas WUWT I’m on holiday so I declare:
dwright out

Frank K.
December 23, 2010 4:56 pm

I’m not sure where Sen. Menendez has been, but we’ve already had an ice-free summer. Those smart scientists he refers to in his letter made this prediction way back in 2008, and they (like climate scientists everywhere) can NEVER be wrong!
North Pole May Be Ice-Free for First Time This Summer
Aalok Mehta aboard the C.C.G.S. Amundsen
National Geographic News
June 20, 2008
Arctic warming has become so dramatic that the North Pole may melt this summer, report scientists studying the effects of climate change in the field.
“We’re actually projecting this year that the North Pole may be free of ice for the first time [in history],” David Barber, of the University of Manitoba, told National Geographic News aboard the C.C.G.S. Amundsen, a Canadian research icebreaker.

And we also know that arctic ice never refreezes because the newspapers (even the Bedford Falls Gazette) NEVER report when that happens – only when the melt begins.

December 23, 2010 5:04 pm

With the recent weather we have been experiencing in the UK, Santa would feel very much at home if he were to consider relocating here.
However our excessive Elf and Safety regulations would prevent this from happening.

December 23, 2010 5:07 pm

Everybody in Europe knows Santa lives in Finland. Alaska? – Duh!!!
Merry Christmas to all – “Nollaig Shona” in Irish Gaelic.

Mike Smith
December 23, 2010 5:12 pm
mike g
December 23, 2010 5:20 pm

By the way, if you get your news from the only truly reliable news source out there, that blog would be known to you as “The Huffing and Puffing Ton Post.”

December 23, 2010 5:21 pm

David Spurgeon says:
“ … Everybody in Europe knows Santa lives in Finland … “
Yes, Santa was forced to move to Lapland during the MWP.
These guys need to update their address books.

Gary Pearse
December 23, 2010 5:22 pm

OT: I suppose everyone knows that “Santa Clause” is a North American mispronunciation of Saint Nicholas through slurring the names together thus:
Saint’Nicholas….Santni Claus ……….. Santi’Clause………… Santa Clause

mike g
December 23, 2010 5:25 pm

Good chance of a White Christmas in LA (lower Alabama) according to the evening news…
Actually, the snow is predicted for the evening of the 25th. Does that count as a white Christmas?
BTW, the is not the first snow of the year here in the deep south and not even the first snow of the season. We live in interesting times.

December 23, 2010 5:42 pm

Maybe someone should get Senator Menendez an “Elf on the shelf” that can report direct to Santa for him:
It might even help turn him into a good little Senator by next Christmas.

Robert of Ottawa
December 23, 2010 5:58 pm

HO HO HO and a merry snowbound Christmas to all in the Northern hemisphere – and some Australians too!

Robert of Ottawa
December 23, 2010 6:10 pm

Colin from Mission B.C. quite rightly says on December 23, 2010 at 4:45 pm
It has been long known that Santa resides at:
North Pole
H0H 0H0

Right ON!
North Pole – Canada.
Canada – Santa!!

Van Grungy
December 23, 2010 6:18 pm

Santa is Canadian… just like Wolverine…

December 23, 2010 6:24 pm

Merry x-mas to all and to all a happy new year!

December 23, 2010 6:24 pm

I guess he (Senator Menendez), doesn’t understand the half-life of the internet.

December 23, 2010 6:33 pm

as a resident of NJ, I apologies for my very blue state inflicting Senator Menendez on the national as a whole. The man isn’t fit to be elected to the local PTA let alone the United States Senate.

Van Grungy
December 23, 2010 6:38 pm

In reality, Santa Clause is still kept safe in Italy.. St. Nicholas was not ‘Turkish’, no… he was a Christian Anatolian.. Recently Turkey has been pressuring for the transfer of St. Nick’s bones back to Ergodan’s Turkey…
I don’t think the denial of the Orthodox Christians to build the St. Nicholas Church that was destroyed on 9/11 is procedural in any sense…
obvious bias is obvious… Do Christians really want to give up one of their original Saints?
I hope not…

Noblesse Oblige
December 23, 2010 6:43 pm

I’m from New Jersey and I know Menendez. He is representative of the quality, intelligence, and integrity of NJ elected officials — before Christy, that is.

JRR Canada
December 23, 2010 6:52 pm

I understood the north pole has or is drifted/ drifting into Russian waters, that should be socialist enough for your senator. Great reply guess it will be ice free up here when Guam rolls over.For its the same wisdom and sciency thinking. For seperation of church and state ,its time to purge the halls of power of the Church of Climatology. Merry Christmas.

Honest ABE
December 23, 2010 6:56 pm

I wonder what other myths they’ll co-op for propaganda in the coming holidays.
Perhaps the Easter Bunny won’t have grass and carrots to eat due to the drought caused by global warming?

December 23, 2010 7:11 pm

Humor should be a stiletto, not a bludgeon.

December 23, 2010 7:22 pm

Reply to Menendez from the real Santa Claus:

December 23, 2010 7:31 pm

At 7:11 PM on 23 December, etudiant complained:

Humor should be a stiletto, not a bludgeon.

Con rispetto, amico, you’ve got no goddam idea about what it’s like to live in the Soprano State.
Beating a North Jersey politician literallyover the head with a blunt object (which involves striking at no working part of his body) is merely a down payment on the drawing-and-quartering he actually deserves.

Jenn Oates
December 23, 2010 7:51 pm

Oh, it’s almost Christmas eve, I mean
I love the way Santa thinks. 🙂

December 23, 2010 8:00 pm


Eduardo Ferreyra
December 23, 2010 8:10 pm

Someone knows if this Menendez is related to those two brothers who years ago blasted their parents with a sawed-off 12 gauge shotgun? Genes can play strange tricks…

December 23, 2010 8:15 pm

Just out of curiosity, has Senator Robert Menendez ever been north of New Jersey?

Zeke the Sneak
December 23, 2010 8:29 pm

“Please know that I will work to mobilize the US Federal government to assist when you relocate.”
That would be a perfect wish to send the Federal gov’t to the North Pole.
We would all be really really good, and never ask for anything, ever again.
Merry Christmas, Zeke the Sneak

Gary Hladik
December 23, 2010 8:38 pm

Uh, Senator Menendez believes in Santa Claus?
Come to think of it, that explains a lot…

Mike Jowsey
December 23, 2010 9:15 pm

Thank you Sir/Madam. You made me smile after a long hard Christmas Eve Retail Shiznik… (It takes a lot to do that).

Cassandra King
December 23, 2010 9:32 pm

“an ice free Arctic by 2012” Ooooh Noooo! Best call Al Gore then?
New Jersey has elected this person to serve its interests, having been hit extra hard by the economic meltdown and the shifting of jobs to the East and a economy crushing EPA/tax/red tape regime for those businesses left standing the rich senator hopes that a fictional character will move from a fictional HQ because of a fictional global meltdown?
The USA will not be best placed to retain its position as leader of the free world if it insists on electing mental defectives to high office.
Merry Xmas and my very best wishes to you all and may God gift our leaders with some common sense in the coming year.

Layne Blanchard
December 23, 2010 10:05 pm

But I think HIS letter did more to advance the skeptical view than anything. That he addresses a fictional character AT ALL, then Flaunts the notion of BILLIONS of gifts, delivered overnight? reveals he sees the entire issue as a ridiculous fantasy.
It doesn’t read to me as tho he is really addressing children. He seems to ridicule AGW theory. And that he notes only portions of Antarctica might be subject to melt suggests he knows full well the AGW theory is Bull$^&t, but has such contempt for his own constituency that he will denigrate the very thing he argues for, and still expect them to support him for it.
Truly despicable, but actually helpful to the skeptics cause.

December 23, 2010 10:07 pm

I love it. 🙂
I also like to wish you and your Family, and fellow bloggers, a Merry Xmas and a wonderful 2011.

December 23, 2010 11:02 pm

BTW Santa Klaus is now working as the president of the Czech Republic, calling himself Václav Klaus:
This is an actual photograph – no Photoshop.
He has given several speeches about global warming ideology’s being the greatest threat to human freedom. He often mentions that he flew to another destination the world that was 30 degrees warmer or cooler than the place of departure but he is so brave and resilient that he so survived. 😉
More info about Baby Jesus and Santa Klaus:
Merry Christmas. 😉

December 23, 2010 11:02 pm

Sorry but Father Christmas is just not to be compared with the real thing, Sinterklaas, wich we celebrate at the 5th of december. And he lives in Spain nowadays when he is not visiting us.
Oh and never ever try “kruidnoten”, they are highly addictive :-9
(i wish that they where sold all year round)

Leon Brozyna
December 23, 2010 11:13 pm

Merry Christmas and wishes for a happy and prosperous New Year to y’all.
Now, whatever gives people the silly idea that melting sea ice bothers Santa Claus? This is a being that, in the span of a single day, visits every household on the planet. And on a sleigh pulled by reindeer … quite a sight in the tropics.
Perhaps he ought to leave a lump of coal for politicians, since they all seem to have been bad boys and girls.

Capn Jack Walker
December 23, 2010 11:41 pm

Aargh me mateys theys don’ts call it the silly will season fer nought.
What a whack job, Santie don’t do email, he don’t have to answers them, he looks in the earts and souls of sooky la las and just snips em from the list. Cos he has never answered a real pen and ink job in 500 years.
I reckon some nutbag is gonna get a bag black coal, tipped on his head, for bothering a real busy bloke doing a real job not writing dumb emails about reindeer fertiliser.

Capn Jack Walker
December 23, 2010 11:53 pm

Yer it’s funny down here we call him Santie bloke, he fills yer eskies with refreshments and gives the doxy girls naughty togs to wear in the them rising global warming oceans.
He beats the crap out of Bad Peter the Tax man. We reckon he’s all right, except for the year, he got on the scoot and didn’t deliver something until March.
Almost lost his Posties union ticket as well as his pilot’s license..

UK Sceptic
December 24, 2010 12:20 am

I’m waiting for Al Gore to produce pictures of Rudolph clinging for dear life to a melting ice flow…
Merry Christmas!

December 24, 2010 12:57 am

I wonder if Senator Terry Le Sueur could sue Senator Menendez and New Jersey for bringing Jersey into disrepute? Also demand that New Jersey ceases to use the word “Jersey” in their name for having brought the word into disrepute.
p.s. I have no idea what the position of Jersey is regarding AGW, or even if they have one.

UK Sceptic
December 24, 2010 1:04 am

That’s ice floe! Duh…

Santa of Finland
December 24, 2010 1:12 am

How stupid to even think that anyone could or would want to live on sea ice for 363 days a year! The [/snip] polynyas, the endless gyre and all, not for me! So I moved to solid ground several centuries ago: http://www.santaclausvillage.info/
[Some vulgarities are so offensive that even with a letter or two left out they should not be presented. …. bl57~mod]

Gareth Phillips
December 24, 2010 1:20 am

My good friend Mr Claus maintains a home address in Finland. Apparently that is where his old deer comes from.
Nadoleg LLawen! ( Welsh, Happy Christmas)

December 24, 2010 2:01 am

Last time I checked Santa was living in Lapland. Maybe Sen. Menendez got the address wrong? Or maybe he doesn’t know that europeans can’t live in Arctic anymore because it is much colder now than it was 1000 years ago.
Merry Christmas to WUWT!

December 24, 2010 2:02 am

I think Santa needs to leave a large supply of coal in this man’s stocking with a note that he has to burn it in his fireplace and comtemplate E. Scrooge if he is ever to get back on the Nice List.

December 24, 2010 2:28 am

SandyMcL says:
December 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm
“With the recent weather we have been experiencing in the UK, Santa would feel very much at home if he were to consider relocating here.
However our excessive Elf and Safety regulations would prevent this from happening.”
Ha ha ha!! Wonderful.

December 24, 2010 2:36 am

I’m afraid Santa won’t be available for duty this year

Ed Zuiderwijk
December 24, 2010 2:56 am

I thought the North Pole was claimed by Russia. Or was that only the under-ice part?
Better find out folks before you send your letters.

December 24, 2010 3:41 am
Brian H
December 24, 2010 4:40 am

Gary Pearse says:
December 23, 2010 at 5:22 pm
OT: I suppose everyone knows that “Santa Clause” is a North American mispronunciation of Saint Nicholas through slurring the names together thus:
Saint’Nicholas….Santni Claus ……….. Santi’Clause………… Santa Clause

Ho-har-de-har. If you’re going to issue corrections, be REEEL careful you’re not full of it hot air.
It’s “Claus”. The “Santa Clause” was a movie:
The Santa Clause (1994) – IMDb
Directed by John Pasquin. Starring Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson. When a man inadvertantly kills Santa on Christmas Eve, he finds himself magically recruited to take his place.

Alberta Slim
December 24, 2010 5:05 am

I believe that the Santa household, the missus, the elves, all the reindeer have planned to move to the MAGNETIC North Pole.
Since it is constantly moving around the globe, it will be a politically correct place to live.

December 24, 2010 5:23 am

Santa, not being at all concerned about global warming, has several production facilities and estates in several northern climes. He is nothing if not diversified. The methane gas from the reindeer keep the sled warm during the long haul. While its been long believed that Rudolph’s red nose was a navigation light or the result of years of sucking on fermented grain, actually its the heater coil ignitor for the methane furnace on the sleigh. There’s also a persistent rumour that the Star of Bethlehem was in reality an afterburner test for the methane heater one year, that got a little, er, overheated, but the ‘deer ain’t talking.
I have to take a run at the semantics tho – [the] Santa Clause is that part of liberal legislation that gives away vast amounts of OPM (other people’s money) to various self-identified victim groups and their advocates, and not the jolly old philanthropist from the frozen north, who revels in the spirit of giving, as opposed to taking….
As liberals around the world quietly acknowledge, “life sucks when you run out of other people’s money”.

December 24, 2010 5:48 am

Yes, Virginia, there is a Senator Menendez … unfortunately.
Let’s hope his kids don’t end up singing the famous song – “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” as a result of his latest foray into public policy.
Oh, and ‘Elf and Safety’ regulations – gold!

December 24, 2010 6:09 am

Once upon a time a VMS support person worked out some frustrations with problem reports from clueless customers that he proposed changes in what to tell customers. The result is preserved at http://www.dourish.com/goodies/see-figure-1.html and the phrase “See figure 1” became a tongue in cheek way of telling coworkers their request didn’t have merit.
Even the title “We’re VMS and You’re Not” was a hack, as it referred to a fake full page help wanted ad similar but completely different from the ads DEC ran when there were growing at 40% a year in the early 1970s – “We’re Digital and You’re Not.”

December 24, 2010 6:10 am
David A. Evans
December 24, 2010 6:15 am

I’ve heard of going for the youth vote but the under 5s?
There is no sanity clause. 😛 Chico Marx

December 24, 2010 6:53 am

PRICELESS !!!!!!!!!!
There is a Santa !!!!!!!!!!!!!

amicus curiae
December 24, 2010 7:04 am

Gary Pearse says:
December 23, 2010 at 5:22 pm
OT: I suppose everyone knows that “Santa Clause” is a North American mispronunciation of Saint Nicholas through slurring the names together thus:
Saint’Nicholas….Santni Claus ……….. Santi’Clause………… Santa Clause
In Aus it takes a few beers and a “strine ” accent but hes been called nikkerless.:-)
horrible vision springs to mind.
Merry whatever to all:-)

December 24, 2010 9:08 am

At 12:57 AM on 24 December, Richard managed a minor fail (British style) by referring to the Isle of Jersey without saying so explicitly, figuring that the world’s majority of English-speaking people would get the joke without explanation, writing:

I wonder if Senator Terry Le Sueur could sue Senator Menendez and New Jersey for bringing Jersey into disrepute? Also demand that New Jersey ceases to use the word “Jersey” in their name for having brought the word into disrepute.


p.s. I have no idea what the position of Jersey is regarding AGW, or even if they have one.

To explain to our friend across the rolling main, since the ratification of the progressives’ 17th Amendment (it took its pernicious effect just prior to the 1914 elections), governments of the several states have had vanishingly little to do with the selection of U.S. Senators.
The way the federal Constitution was structured, the upper house in our national legislature was designed so that each U.S. Senator served his term in office as a sort of representative of the interests and desires of the state legislature which had elected him.
The progressives didn’t like that system (which had produced some truly great national legislators during the course of the 19th Century, as well as such unmitigatedly cancerous bastiches as Henry Clay), and thus the 17th Amendment took the U.S. Senate away from the state governments and made of each Senator a sort of duplicate directly elected legislator, differing from the critters in the U.S. House of Representatives only in term of office and the fact that rather than nominally (and I use that word deliberately) pursuing the interests of the people of a few counties and towns, he putatively takes into Mordor-on-the-Potomac the concerns of the folks of his entire state, where he runs for election “at large.”
This has invariably resulted in U.S. Senators being elected entirely by the great population centers in each state. In New Jersey, this means that those of us who live outside the bedroom suburbs of New York City – North Jersey – have effectively nothing to say about how we are ostensibly “represented” in the U.S. Senate.
And between having the hell-hole city of Camden and the “Liberal” suburb of Cherry Hill in my congressional district, I’ve never in my life had even the least ghost of a shadow of a voice in the U.S. House of Representatives, either.
To borrow a phrase from the old popular song, “That’s what America means to me.” I get what the overwhelming majority of my neighbors determine is best for them, and in New Jersey we have – surprise! – 81 government employees per square mile. The highest density of this blood-sucking pathology in any state in the Union.
Any surprise that these rice-bowl-clutching parasites vote consistently for creatures like Sen. Menendez?
Okay, but what about New Jersey’s state government, that Isengard-on-the-Delaware to our magnificant Mombasa Messiah’s Mordor further south?
Well, under our last governor – yet another flagrant National Socialist ratbag who had astonishingly failed of re-election because he and his good buddies in the totally National Socialist Democrat American Party (NSDAP) state legislature had hammered the Garden State even more Challenger-Deep into economic chaos – these flaming fascists involved us in the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative (RGGI, pronounced “Reggie”).
This year, however, our Republican Governor (elected in 2009, and do bear in mind that in New Jersey “Republican” = RINO at all times and in all places) took the $65 million that had been stolen from the people of New Jersey under this scheme of predation and fraud, turning it to addressing the truly Hellenic budget deficits his NSDAP predecessor had inflicted upon us.
So while we’ve not advanced our understanding about how the local government of the island of Jersey is addressing the “Cargo Cult Science” of spurious anthropogenic climate catastrophe, the peninsula of New Jersey is experiencing the usual Trenton Screw Job, in which our governing corruptocrats have treated this “noble” effort precisely the same way they have treated every other tax rip-off they’ve ever perpetrated.
Welcome to “the Soprano State.”
Sen. Menendez is precisely what North Jersey – full of Mets and Yankees fans, natch – could be expected to inflict upon the nation.

December 24, 2010 9:25 am

Cap-and-trade will shut down Santa’s billion-toy factory faster than a few extra degrees on the ‘ol thermometer.

December 24, 2010 9:31 am

The Senator for the State of New J
Offered Santa a new place to stay
The worry he felt
Was that the ice would all melt
And that Santa would sink with his sleigh
But Santa is smarter than Bob
And thinks he’s a bit of a knob
He gets all his elves
To make ice floes and shelves
Keeping house is all part of the job

P Walker
December 24, 2010 9:51 am

What happened to the effort to recall Menedez ?

December 24, 2010 10:57 am

Satirewire and the Onion haven’t posted on this theme yet this year, but here’s one from Daily Kos:

December 24, 2010 11:28 am

In response to Eduardo Ferreyra’s question: Is Senator Menendez related to the Menendez brothers who blasted their parents with a shotgun? The answer is: No, Senator Menendez was appointed Senator to fill the vacancy created when Jon Corzine left to became Governor of New Jersey in 2006. Since then, we have thankfully gotten rid of Jon Corzine, but are still stuck with Robert Menendez.

December 24, 2010 11:30 am

If I read it correctly, the motto on Santa Claus’s seal is “Scelestulus Aut Suctwis”. Dare I translate this as “Naughty Or Nice”?

Dennis Dunton
December 24, 2010 11:32 am

I simply can’t believe that a Hoosier hasn’t weighed in yet to correct the Senator…see; http://www.santaclausin.com/
A very Merry Christmas to all and a Happy and prosperous New Year.

December 24, 2010 11:46 am

Hmm. wonder how I messed up that link. There’s no preview feature, right?

December 24, 2010 12:30 pm


maelstrom the firestarter
December 24, 2010 12:35 pm

I hate to admit this, BUTT senator M is a plagarist. I wrote a similar piece of garbage that was published in the local media in 2004. Before I knew better. Sorry, Santa.

December 24, 2010 1:11 pm

Sorry about all those failed attempts.
If a moderator could get rid of the repeats, the link I was trying to include was

Mike McMillan
December 24, 2010 1:23 pm

Ho, ho, ho, and God bless us, every 0ne!
Merriest Christmas to us all, especially the warmistas.
So after all the ice melts, what will we find?
I wonder what New Jersey’s policy is on undocumented elves?

December 24, 2010 1:56 pm

At 1:23 PM on 24 December, Mike McMillan had asked:

I wonder what New Jersey’s policy is on undocumented elves?

As long as they vote the straight National Socialist Democrat American Party (NSDAP) ticket, the position advocated by our Assembly and State Senate in Trenton (in the words of Sen. Menendez) is: “Bienvenidos, amigos!.
Tolkien notwithstanding, Elves speak Spanish, don’t they?

December 25, 2010 5:12 am

Blatant lies everybody!
Santa Claus’ REAL address is:
Santa Claus
Box 1615
3900 Nuuk

John from CA
December 26, 2010 1:18 am

Senator Menendez’s letter is pathetic but the rebuttal is priceless.

December 27, 2010 10:50 am

Let’s see how the rest of NJ feels when this maroon runs for re-election!

January 1, 2011 8:28 am

Anthony Clement McAuliffe’s reply to the German’s demand that he surrender during the Battle of the Bulge would have been appropriate, too. His one word reply was “Nuts!”.

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