Friday Funnies – triple quadruple the hilarity

Today I experienced something . . . almost otherworldly. Not even lsd induced dreams would have predicted todays weirdest of any moment. So silly really. I was walking past one of those climate screaming and shouting campaigns about the looming doom for poor planet earth. Now these climatiztas where wielding bronze knuckles and baseball bats as well when hawking there point about how evil man must be to spew out so much crap and destroy the living breathing planet. Oh yes and the whole planet would be obliterated in like 50 years if nothing would be done. How they worked in the logic about how billions of people would starve to death in 50 years along side getting obliterated is, I confess, truly hard to grasp and wrap my head around.
One of them looney climatizta hippies, looking very much he was going to visit knuckle based violence upon “poor little” me all for my own good probably, was up in my face in no time, just like that, pow!
I have never asked for much, probably never will neither. However today I, apparently, did ask for too much. And here’s what I asked, in a very simple non threatening manner: What proof you got?
Dead silence!
The guy who’d been in my face just disappeared.
Don’t really know what happened next, or rather understand, but the rest they all just stared at me and started shrinking, actually they all deflated like blow up dolls does at the end when the cohesion of the latex gives way to too much friction. Pfffphut.
So I looked down. Lo and behold, there it was the ever so human like blow up doll all deflated and flapping in the wind, and out of the left shoe a worm peek’a’boo me.
Believe you me when I tell ya’ll I frakking freaked and jumped out of me own pants. The little bastard climatizta worm saw my reaction, went into a horrible screeching eek! And from low to high gear in a blink of an eye, with that tiny a ah a ah a ah a ah a ah as background noise, accelerated to speeds I’ve never seen a worm do before. And I’m like only at the apex of my arc.
I don’t mind the occasional meet with your average earth worm that restrain themselves from crawling up you nose, such behavior creeps me out every time, but my God if the climate worms aren’t a breed of their own, pure evil like.
These worms are really hard to grasp I know, I mean, understand that I just jumped out of my pants, in no particular direction mind you? But the bone headed climatizta worm which direction do you think he slither to?
Right, squish squash squash the little cliamtizta worm that was. Or as I remember it, just, sphlffft!
And then there I was in the front line against 3000 panic stricken dehumanized by deflation climatizta worms trying to eek! their way away from me and my, from their perspective I’m sure, ginormous feet stomping about like a kind hearted simple person gone completely bonkers.
I saved the last one though, put in the blender to splice it up like, the little critter has no frakking heart, but worse, no minds of their own! How freakish is that? How are they all linked together? Who’s in control? Whom is their doctor doom, their Caesar I wonder?