Friday funny bonus: Gore Graph Jam

Kate at smalldeadanimals.com sends her regards with this graph:

gore_climate_graph.jpg

This is primo Graph Jam material.

In other news, it now appears that Mr. Gore had a triple play.

Normally I wouldn’t link to the National Enquirer, but they seem to have a good track record of being right on such things. Dirt is their #1 business. For example, they were right about presidential candidate John Edwards scandal, while the rest of the MSM ignored it. Even CNN admits as much.

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Enneagram
July 23, 2010 2:11 pm

The above will be the first ever snipped post!, what that’s “chakra released in hotel rooms”?

Charles in NC
July 23, 2010 2:18 pm

My first thought was:
“My, what a BIG hockey stick you have …”
But that may get bumped. Sorry.

July 23, 2010 2:19 pm

Hey, wait a minute —
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Did the Abominable Warmies (apologies to the shade of HP Lovecraft) take out a contract on our landlord? And for *cheap*? WUWT, indeed!

C VanEaton
July 23, 2010 2:34 pm

My Father had some news happen to him in the past and let the local news guys interview him but he would not talk to the National Enquirer. The local guys screwed up the story and misquoted my dad. The National Enquirer without ever getting an interview with my dad did a little research and in the end had the most accurate story.

TGSG
July 23, 2010 2:34 pm

hahah that’s great
I love Kate’s “Now is the time when we juxtapose” stuff. a daily visit

July 23, 2010 3:10 pm

Has anyone dubbed Algore’s latest troubles “Chakragate” yet?

latitude
July 23, 2010 3:23 pm

Since the release of CRU emails, the emails from JournoList showing the vast left-wing conspiracy among the liberal media to help the Obama campaign, from covering up and not reporting Obama’s relationship with Jeremiah Wright to smearing Sarah Palin………
“Normally I wouldn’t link to the National Enquirer, but they seem to have a good track record of being right on such things”

Stop Global Dumbing Now
July 23, 2010 3:51 pm

So Algore tried to score a hat trick with his hockey stick.

R Shearer
July 23, 2010 4:06 pm

[snip – off color]

dhydar
July 23, 2010 4:06 pm

I BELIEVE the term is “crazed sex poodle”.

Tom in Florida
July 23, 2010 4:07 pm

Years ago I wrote a roulette money management system. One of the outlets I wanted to advertise in was the Enquirer. Due to the title of the piece, “Bruno’s Revenge” I was not allowed to run an ad. Their explanation was that the word “revenge” was among a list of words not allowed in their publication, it was against their standards. My outraged response was: “Are you kidding me, you’re the Enquirer, you don’t have standards!” And even though it was a title of a copyrighted piece they would not run the ad.

Editor
July 23, 2010 4:24 pm

Now we know the real reason Gore doesn’t take questions after Inconvenient Truth lectures.

Editor
July 23, 2010 4:29 pm

How can you have negative sex-crazed poodle allegations (or crazed sex-poodle allegations)? I think this graph needs to display error bars before someone find himself behind bars for his errors.

RevYJ
July 23, 2010 4:32 pm

How about Chakraquiddick?

R Shearer
July 23, 2010 4:38 pm

Don’t you think it represents a sad state of affairs when the National Enquirer represents the best of investigative journalism in America? They broke the John Edwards story and the Gore sexual assault story.
In fact, they report that two more women have come forward with similar complaints against Gore. A tipping point perhaps?

It's always Marcia, Marcia
July 23, 2010 4:49 pm

They were right about Tiger woods too.

Jimbo
July 23, 2010 4:52 pm

“He pointed at his ere** pen** and ordered her, ‘Take care of THIS.'”

The National Enquirer should have said:

“He pointed at his broken hockey stick and ordered her, ‘Take care of THIS.'”

Al Gore is a true warmist with his six fireplaces!!! Yet he calls co2 a toxic gas!!!

July 23, 2010 5:00 pm

Killawatt, my lazy, but intrepid, cat is lolling in the sun on the deck. Meanwhile the birds on my feeder have banded together and have run Fat Albert, the obese dove, away from the feeder. They are individually much smaller, but in numbers there is power. Fat Albert is so fat he couldn’t fly away, he had to run!

jorgekafkazar
July 23, 2010 5:00 pm

RevYJ says: “How about Chakraquiddick?”
Urkph!

July 23, 2010 5:04 pm

Kate at smalldeadanimals.com ,
Wow.
John

DirkH
July 23, 2010 5:07 pm

Al Gore reaches lowest approval rating since 1992:
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/greenhouse/post/2010/07/gallup-al-gores-approval-rating-falls-to-lowest-level-since-2000-recount/1
Now that took quite a while. What was so difficult there, Americans?

Gary Hladik
July 23, 2010 5:08 pm

Heh heh. Good way to end the work week.

Darell C. Phillips
July 23, 2010 5:09 pm

Hmm, this wouldn’t have any connection to sea level rise now would it? :\

DirkH
July 23, 2010 5:42 pm

Well. Schadenfreude is a german word.
“Shall we say….one carbon credit an hour?”
from
http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/06/al-gore-sex-attack-scandal-natl-enquirer-says-gore-a-pervert/

ron
July 23, 2010 5:51 pm

One of Josh’s wonderful cartoons was prophetically ambiguous and is worth re-viewing…. (Mah Hockey Stick is No Illusion, commenting on The Hockey Stick Illusion, http://cartoonsbyjosh.com/page2.html)

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