The Most Environmentalist Woman in the World (Dos Equis AI Commercial)
She bottles her flatulence to keep her carbon footprint down.
She says climate change is killing the coral reef as she lathers on sunscreen and snorkels in the reef.
She once chained herself to a tree for the selfie.
She said the world would end in 10 years 30 years ago.She flies to climate conferences first class.She uses crystals instead of deodorant.
She once lectured a starving African boy mining for cobalt how he is stealing her childhood.She’s plant-based unless someone orders wings.
Her armpit hair has dreadlocks.
She doesn’t have any actual kids but has adopted seven Haitian families to come live in your town.Her catchphrase is “How dare you?”
She refuses to drink bottled water unless it’s from Coachella.
Instead of driving, she runs in Nikes made by Uyghurs in a Chinese concentration camp.
She owns 47 tote bags and still forgets to bring them.
She gives out bamboo toothbrushes on Halloween.
She is the most environmentalist woman in the world. I don’t always drink, but when I do, it’s from a coconut I flew in from Bali.
Stay reusable, my friend.
H/T Mumbles McGuirck
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An AWFL stereotype?
I think I’ve seen her or her twin sister down on Pearl Street in Boulder drinking kombucha.
I’ve often wondered how [some really weird] people arrive at their belief systems. What on Earth sent them that way?
Thanks to several decades of brutal aversion therapy that I am privileged enough to pay for – via the BBC – I can just tune-out all the nonsense. I suppose in a way that it has been value for money. Their bolleaux doesn’t register, it generates boredom, bemusement and laughter.
“Since the 1980s, each decade has been warmer than the previous one, the UK Met Office says.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24021772
Nullius in verba…
Massive Cover-up Launched by UK Met Office to Hide its 103 Non-Existent Temperature Measuring Stations
https://iowaclimate.org/2024/12/09/massive-cover-up-launched-by-u-k-met-office-to-hide-its-103-non-existent-temperature-measuring-stations/
Science, that is the right, tightly controlled kind of science, is a very handy tool, a fig leaf and also a metaphorical cloak of authority.
Where does she store all the bottled farts and for how long? I think we should be told.
Maybe Iran is now considering them as their new WMD?
That’s funny. Also because of this:
‘Dos Equis‘ brand (literally two X-es, XX) celebrated the turn of the 20th- /XX-Century, as industrial progress, to the German-immigrant brewers of Monterrey (Nuevo Leon, Mexico), which was then the world’s top steel-production center (bigger than the Pittsburgh or Ruhr Valley regions). Now a modern metropolis of ~ 5 million persons, its foundry-district serves as a huge nature-park (Parque Fundidora roughly Smelter Park) for ballfields, a zoo, entertainment, and convention center. Part of it looks like an outdoor history-museum of giant iron / steelwork structures. It’s not that far from Laredo / Nuevo Laredo, the busiest commercial crossing (USA / Mexico) and thence up to San Antonio, the capitol of Spanish Colonial Texas. It represents not only what Mexico once was, but what it yet could become again, using the ‘liquid gold’ etc. under its feet.
O/T – Big Brother and chicken nuggets
“Our Government, in a fit of bureaucratic delirium, had decreed that every chicken in the land must be registered on a digital database. Why? To ‘safeguard’ us, naturally.”
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On October 5th, 2024, the Daily Mail ran the headline: “Defra left with egg on its face in online revolt over chicken database crashes website, as pranksters list rubber chickens and chicken nuggets as ‘pets’.”
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The website didn’t just crash; it imploded. Defra described a “High volume of applications” likely hundreds of thousands, as the site was flooded with fake and ludicrous entries. It was a digital uprising, a masterclass in taking the absolute piss, proving we’re not a nation of drones who’ll nod along to every whimsical edict.
https://dailysceptic.org/2025/07/14/welcome-to-the-land-of-the-free-until-you-express-an-opinion/
Despite it all, humour is alive and well.
‘Our Government, in a fit of bureaucratic delirium, had decreed that every chicken in the land must be registered on a digital database.’
Sounds almost Biblical. I hope our UK friends keep us in the loop if a new star appears above, say, Birmingham.
No, won’t be there. More likely Great Yarmouth – which is about as far east as you can get in the UK.
He’s the biggest carbon fighter of the world. He recycles toothpicks and toilet paper, yet flies by private jet to worldwide conferences to lecture others on their carbon footprint. His favorite saying is “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.” Motto: “I don’t always drink, but when I do, it’s Dos Klimate Koolade, from a recycled paper bag. Stay carbon-free, my friends”. .
I think I know a coven in Boulder where she would fit right in :<)
They probably braid in a few beads, here and there.
It all started with the real Dos Equis commercial, “The Most Interesting Man in the World”. That piece of smarmy glop inspired parodies including the one above, The Most Loser Man in the World, The Most Karen Woman in the World, The Most Gay Man… , The Most Italian Man… , etc. It’s an industry now, and an official genre. Our culture is ruthless.
It was a successful ad campaign too. But yeah, the parodies practically write themselves.
Is this BIG AL? He’s a hero in Europe!
That’s Dos-Kappas to you, buddy.
Or KK for short (as in one short of the big time)
[You’ve] Gored Their Sacred Bull
In Honneur of Bastille-Day, this translates as:
“Encorné leur taureau sacré”
Heck, I thought I was the most Italian man! 🙂 mama mia! bada bing bada bang
That is awesome!
Story tip – when there’s no money left and taxes will go up…
Foreign secretary David Lammy is in Singapore today announcing a new UK-Singapore Green Energy collaboration. As part of the deal, he’s pledged £70 million of UK taxpayers’ money to support Singapore’s “clean energy transition”.
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Singapore is hardly short of cash – it ranks 4th globally in GDP per capita, according to the IMF. It also contributes just 0.15% of global carbon emissions as of 2022.
https://order-order.com/2025/07/14/david-lammy-hands-singapore-70-million-for-clean-energy-transition/
Lammy is an inspiration to dimwits the World over that an IQ of 90 is no bar to attaining high political office in the UK.
Maybe the coconut was carried by African swallows. Fully-laden, I suppose.
A pair make good knockers.
Yes, as ‘Patsy’ demonstrated in the Search For The Holy Grail.
“What, ridden on a horse??”
Haha hilarious, reminds me of the joke:
“Auf ganz Kreta lacht die Sonne und über Greta lacht die ganze Welt”
wanna learne german a bit? I kän hälp 😉
The sun laughs (it shines) all over the island of Kreta and the entire world bursts im laughter over Greta.. so far the translated meaning.
I’ve watched most of the videos on that channel. Very funny!
Imagine the smell…
One that will outlast religion.
(h/t “Kenny” https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0822389/ )
Hey, that made me laugh. 😁
Very funny and entertaining video, but I have to admit when I saw the braided armpit hair I did throw up a little in the back of my throat.
The usual alarmists were worried about AI destroying the world. Here we see it being used for good. Tremendous good.
I offer this one, portraying a progressive Maria Von Trapp in a woke remake of The Sound of Music “helping out a woke Swedish climate change activist.” I’m still laughing…
Yuck!
After you view the video, take the time to view the Nero – Kennedy video. Worth the time.