by Sallust
The Telegraph has been running a number of repent-at-leisure heat pump stories and this latest one is no exception.
Enter Colin Ferguson of Perthshire in Scotland who seems to be the embodiment of a Net Zero politician’s dream. He’s done it all with a ground-up rebuild of his detached house, incidentally just the sort of project that 99% of the British population couldn’t possibly afford:
The renovation, for which Mr Ferguson, now 74, was involved in the labour, was completed in 2013. An energy assessor assigned a perfect efficiency score of 100, placing it in a band typically reserved for new builds. On the certificate, seen by the Telegraph, under suggested “cost-effective improvements” it simply read: “not applicable”.
Then Mr Ferguson installed a heat pump – and his perfect energy rating went up in smoke.
It seems Energy Performance Certificates (EPCs) have a nasty habit of going out of date:
The retired insurance claims manager and his wife, Sue, had wanted to replace their oil-fired boiler with a heat pump, using £9,500 worth of Government funding. This would require obtaining a new energy performance certificate (EPC) after the heat pump was installed, as their previous one was due to expire.
Not only that, the new one can downgrade the house:
The certificates have been criticised in the past for their inconsistency. Assessors often rely on guesswork to work out a property’s efficiency level, and some have been known to wrongly estimate a property’s floor area by tens of square metres. Heat pumps, while greener, can often incur households higher bills. In some cases they have hurt rather than help a home’s EPC score, as the certificates currently reward lower bills over carbon emissions.
“What really annoyed me was the little man who came in an Audi A8 to do the assessment,” Mr Ferguson recalls. “In he waltzed. I had all the documentation from the original build – reams of stuff – and he took one look at it and said, ‘I don’t need any of that’. Had it not been for the fact we’d applied for a grant to put a heat pump in he’d have been out the door.”
Incredulously [the Telegraph probably means ‘Incredibly’ here], Mr Ferguson’s new EPC assessment had fallen to 74, placing it in the C band. The total floor area of the house also appeared to shrink between assessments – from 331 square metres to 279, the equivalent of three large bedrooms.
This can have a drastic impact on the house’s value, regardless of the house’s efficiency.
It’s not that Mr Ferguson’s home has become less efficient, or less green, in the 10 years between assessments – far from it. The property makes use of solar feed-in tariffs, and as a result Mr Ferguson’s home generates more energy than it consumes, turning his bill into a profit. Mr Ferguson’s bills show the retiree spends about £1,300 a year on electricity for his home and electric car, which is entirely offset by the £2,000 he makes selling surplus power back to the grid at times of high demand.
It appears that the way EPCs are assessed is fluctuating. Two different companies carried out Mr Ferguson’s EPCs. Elmhurst Energy carried out the latest one and suggested only one possible improvement – a wind turbine costing £15,000–25,000 – which would save £1,100 per annum (supposedly). The real point is that – guess what? – it seems the goalposts are being constantly moved:
Elmhurst Energy said the methodology of energy assessments had changed “many times” since 2013, and now accounts for more up-to-date fuel prices, carbon emissions and other technologies used in modern homes such as battery storage and heating controls. The company added that since EPCs still reward low bills over carbon emissions, the green taxes applied to electricity mean switching to a heat pump disadvantages homes “despite the fact they are better for the environment”.
To add insult to injury, the heat pump that Mr Ferguson had wanted in the first place does not work as well as he had hoped it would. The installers, Mr Ferguson says, were flummoxed by his unique home. Now, like several other heat pump owners, Mr Ferguson and his wife rely on a wood stove in the winter months to keep warm.
“To be fair to the chap, all these EPC companies use a particular system,” says Mr Ferguson. “All they do is pump the information into some algorithm and it comes up with the certificate. The assessor just gets prompted with questions and puts in an answer, like a primary school kid ticking boxes.”
So, there you have it – a Mickey Mouse system on the level of a small child’s school exercise lying behind a policy being used to coerce the whole population into vastly expensive changes to their homes. A spokesperson for the company tried to soften the blow:
“EPCs do change over time as the methodologies improve. Since 2013, they now account for new fuel prices, carbon emissions and low carbon technologies. The home’s score is actually a good score for what is now a 12-year-old property, even though it may have been built above the minimum regulations at the time.”
If it wasn’t for the drastic consequences of the Net Zero policy for industry and the nation’s economy, the story would be an amusing one. As it stands, it’s painfully easy to see why fewer and fewer people are going to risk the huge cost and disruption of installing a heat pump if it means risking their properties becoming less saleable and still requiring other forms of heating to make them habitable, while funding the EPC assessor job creation scheme.
Worth reading in full.
Discover more from Watts Up With That?
Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.
I drew attention to this phenomenon in an earlier post. I don’t think anyone believed me!
I can believe the bureaucratic incompetence but I cannot believe that he can produce enough solar energy in Scotland to power his house and an EV … and then make 70% more than that in profit.
Clearly this is not metered production. It must be some fictitious “average” production per square meter for a sun-days figure based in Cornwall. aka officially fraudulent production figures designed to qualify owners to get bank loans based in the income they are guaranteed by such dishonest “theoretical” electicity production.
Next to nobody in our old housing stock has the money to do any of this net zero nonsense – it would far cheaper to knock them down and start again.
Then again, there is no climate crisis; save for the cost of energy.
“there is no climate crisis;”
Agreed,
It’s a price of energy & cost of subsidies crisis.
Here in South Africa, I was quoted R500,000 to provide intermittent solar power to my 6.5 acre plot (including pumps, geyser, kiln etc.) outside Johannesburg. I was also quoted R72,000 for a 3 phase generator that reliably does exactly the same job under any conditions. By staying on the grid and using the generator during load-shedding or unscheduled outages, I’ve used about R1,500 diesel over the last year.
With over 22m homes in the UK on the gas network and 13.2 m terraced houses the market for heat pumps remains with those who have more money than sense.
Yep, it’s the same here in the USA!
When the population finally figures out what nonsense it is, it will not be pretty.
This is where control of speech and thought kicks in. Can you imagine being monitored in a drinking place – bar pub etc? The context – chatting with your friends in a pub or bar etc and being overheard…
“Labour has been slammed after its MPs voted through a controversial bill that could see banter in pubs and bars banned.”
…
a small clause within the Bill could have a devastating effect on free speech in Britain, as bar staff will be forced to police casual conversations and jokes. Clause 18 of the Bill demands “reasonable steps” by staff to prevent harassment of protected characteristics by patrons and punters. This could mean anyone in a pub making a joke about sexuality, gender, race, or disabilities is in breach of the law and staff would be responsible for reporting it.”
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2026301/labour-pub-banter-police-pubs
Take a moment to get your head around that… That’s where we are.
With laws against “hate speech”, “holocaust denial” etc., there is already no free speech in Europe.
Doesn’t look good. Britain sems to about to become history’s first Trotskyist-inspired state!
A lot of nonsense persists for hundreds and even thousands of years, and then is forgotten. Other things will attract attention.
Why do you think not everyone already knows what nonsense it is?
The government put up a spokes-person on Radio Woke (BBC R4) this morning reacting to a change in Tory policy…
“Net Zero by 2050 ‘impossible’ for UK, says Kemi Badenoch” – BBC
The government has no intention of letting up on that. In fact it has just advertised a new green job opportunity…
“Labour is facing a backlash over a key net zero role being advertised with an annual salary equivalent to £255,000. The Chair of the Low Carbon Contracts Company, sponsored by Ed Miliband’s Department for Energy Security and Net Zero, would earn £102,500 a year to work two days a week.
…
“The LCCC is yet another Government quango few will have heard of which is merrily adding to the black hole of Net Zero waste. “This latest advertised role of chairman at a huge part-time salary speaks volumes about their approach. “Limitless taxpayer cost for a pointless endeavour. Close it down.”
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2028621/net-zero-Low-Carbon-Contracts-Company-job
The Tories are still committed to the principle of Net Zero, they just differ on the target year.
Reform seems to be the only hope.
“Nigel Farage’s party would have scooped most councils and most seats this spring had elections not been delayed”
https://www.gbnews.com/politics/reform-elections-labour-tories-poll
Just like Romania!
I’m hoping Badenoch is testing the waters
Hopefully she has realized that the water hasn’t come to her yet – and shows no sign of doing so any time soon.
Is USAID/CIA very active in the UK? They seem to be pretty big in Romania, Bulgaria, Serbia, Germany, Ukraine, etc. these days.
Navel (belly button) gazing – are there any other words for it?
The Idiocracy.
Idiocracy says it all.
UK’s Gov. grifters and greed are the ballsiest I’ve ever seen. Please don’t let the US Dems hear about this. I thought the Dems were bad…I sadly stand corrected and in awe.
Added def.: navel-gazing /nā′vəl-gā″zĭng/
noun
Excessive introspection, self-absorption, or concentration on a single issue.Excessive focus on oneself; introspection.Literally, the contemplation of one’s navel, which is an idiom usually meaning complacent self-absorption.
Umbilicus is definitely one…
Notice how the heat pump really dresses up the front of the house. Almost like it belongs there.
If the house was in a more built-up area the pump would probably have been stolen long ago.
Current advice is to put heat pumps round the back where they can’t be seen.
So basically he’s sucked up all the taxpayer subsidies he can and now relies on a log burner for heating. I’m also “incredulous” that he can earn £2000 a year selling electricity produced by his solar panels in Scotland.
The fact that he has to use a log burner in winter proves that the heat pump is not fit for purpose. As it says in the article, other people who have installed heat pumps have also had to install wood burners to keep their houses warm in winter. According to Britain’s insane net zero plan, wood burners will be eventually banned so how will these people keep their houses warm in winter?
Well, there’s always fairies and unicorns, eh?
And North Carolina forests.
I don’t believe “keeping warm” is part of the goal.
According to most ecologists, the population needs to be reduced. (By 90% or more)
According to the bulk of the population, the number of ecologists needs to be reduced by 90% or, preferably, more.
I gave you a plus, although I believe the population of ecologists needs to be reduced by 90% or more.
Resistance heaters in the ducting like the rest of us when it gets to cold to run a heat pump, costly to bastards to run. Wish I could install a wood stove instead but that’s not going to happen. First and foremost when we need them the most they are banned for unhealthy air quality (cold, stagnant air) with massive fines if you’re caught using yours. They literally pay people to drive around looking for smoke coming out of chimneys. Second is the other half hates them and last of all the cost to retrofit my house to install one since it was built without wood heating in mind (since any sensible greentard hates wood stoves).
And to top it off, we are subjected to juvenile and patronising heat pump propaganda via our TV screens, courtesy of HM Government.
https://www.renewableenergyinstaller.co.uk/2025/03/new-government-ad-campaign-highlights-heat-pump-benefits-to-householders/
Fortunately, Flywheel Miliband is a main of faith, not empirical science…
“Ed Miliband’s own EPC rating casts doubt on net zero drive
Energy secretary’s green credentials barely improved after he installed a heat pump
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/net-zero/ed-miliband-home-epc-rating-doubt-net-zero-drive/
So, two kitchens Miliband managed to raise his EPC (Energy Performance Certificate) from a D to a C. And a C isn’t much to boast about: it’s only a little above average.
And this guy is far from poor…
This is that exact same direction that the US was headed for before President Trump took offfice including this sort of extremism, “a small clause within the Bill could have a devastating effect on free speech in Britain, as bar staff will be forced to police casual conversations and jokes. Clause 18 of the Bill demands “reasonable steps” by staff to prevent harassment of protected characteristics by patrons and punters.”
You can name all sorts of “crisis” that the government says we need protection from but I feel that government overeach is the biggest threat of all.
The money this guy must have spent is almost unimaginable.
In 2017 I was quoted £100,000 to install a Ground Source Heat Pump and convert our small, three bedroom, EOT, Grade 2 Listed, Victorian Alms house cottage, with solid 9″ masonry walls, to a standard suitable to make the Heat Pump efficient. Yes, everything had to be adapted to accommodate a Heat Pump.
As you might imagine, expensive external insulation was not an option because the building is listed, so expensive internal cladding was required. I should also mention that because the building is Listed, we are exempt from much of the Net Zero madness, other than energy costs.
Long story short, in 2023* we added a two-story extension to the property, constructed from Insulated Concrete Forms (ICF’s) which added a fourth bedroom, second bathroom and a utility room instead, for £120,000. We kept our perfectly functional Condensing Gas Boiler.
Perhaps the most important aspect of it all was that the Heat Pump engineer, from an internationally recognised leader in the technology (Scandinavian I believe), told us they wouldn’t risk installing one as no matter what we did to the building it would never work properly, and they were concerned about being sued.
You would have thought that following the government encouraged Cowboy Builder feeding frenzy of the Double Glazing scam in the 80’s, the government supported Cavity Wall Insulation scam of the 90’s, the government supported Loft Insulation scam of the 2000’s, and the Rooftop Solar Panel scam of the 2010’s people would by now be wary of any scheme our government promotes.
But no, fools and their money are always easily parted – They grandly announce themselves as ‘Early Adopters’ but they really are just Mugs.
*Six-year interval thanks to a local authority Conservation Architect who, whilst working from his office not 2 miles away, hasn’t visited the building before or since the building was altered.
“As you might imagine, expensive external insulation was not an option because the building is listed,……”
This is where I depart from a lot of citizens. I could not live in an area where others control my life to that degree. I am not even a big fan of the HOAs here in the US controling my housing.
” controling my housing.”
Did you know that if I found oil, gas, gold, or some other resource worth having under my garden – kinda like the Beverly Hillbillies – it would not belong to me as the landowner.
It would belong to the Crown.
Well here in the US personal freedoms that we once took for granted are under siege every day. Many in the US are politically ignorant and they are the biggest threat to our freedoms not foreign countries.
You likely don’t in the US either, it will belong to whoever owns the mineral rights which could be anyone. My family sold a 30k acre ranch back in the 50’s yet 70 or so years later we still own the mineral rights. Parents earned a pretty little penny 40 years ago because an oil company thought they might find oil/gas there due to the geology so leased the rights to explore and develop any deposits found. Land owner has no say in it at all so can’t stop exploration or development. Unfortunately for us, lucky for the land owner none was found but they made a decent annual sum for 10 years off that lease. At the same time we had 150 acre farm in which we didn’t own the mineral rights (Fed. government owned those) so the same could of been done to us.
The biggest threats to the way we can freely conduct our ordinary lives are not the presidents, prime ministers, premiers, etc. making grandiose statements to a clueless media scrum every day.
It’s those jumped-up, petty power hungry bureaucrats who infest local councils and irrelevant government departments that make our lives miserable with their enforcement of idiocy, while syphoning the contents of our bank accounts.
Soon, expect the UK government to ban the repair of oil or gas boilers.
There are over 22m homes in the UK on the gas network. Say on average there are 2.5 people in every one of those homes. That’s 55m people you’re going to p*ss off!
The amazing thing is Governments, of which ever stripe, never seem to learn from all the failed housing schemes that they have championed over the years.
“the green taxes applied to electricity mean switching to a heat pump disadvantages homes”
the same will happen for EVs as governments seek ever increasing taxes.
These guys are just like the “experts” that inspect a house in order to assist in a sale. All over the map and dependent on the “tool” used for the assessment.
As a retired engineer (and lawyer) I am more qualified than most of the people I see doing a house inspection, and have experienced this many time when discussing an inspection with friends.
Story Tip
If you want to experience for yourself at first hand the total fantasy world the UK political class is living in on energy, climate and net zero, go to the link below. After a short introduction by the Speaker Ed Miliband, Secretary of State for Energy and Net Zero, takes questions in the House of Commons on Net Zero in the UK. Difficult to judge whether his answers or the questions are the more unbelievable.
In a surprising twist, this macro racket turned out to be also a micro-racket.
So it will only take him 100 years at £700 per annum to get his “investment” back.
All I can say is I am glad it isn’t easy or cheap to go green.
Too ridiculous to warrant a serious comment!
What is the stupid photo in this article about? That little cottage has nothing to do with large property owned by this guy.
I’d like to know how solar he has to allegedly create twice as much as he needs to run his home and an EV from the amount of sunshine you get per year in Scotland. Sounds like total BS to me.
Good luck getting an oil or NG furnace reinstalled.