Global Boiling Has Arrived!

From NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT

By Paul Homewood

h/t Ian Magness

It is little wonder only a few people believe in this scam any longer, when the UN chief has to resort to moronic talk of “global boiling” to get his agenda across:

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https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/news/july-hottest-month-emergency-wildfires-b2382472.html

We have seen it morph from global warming (that sounds nice!), to climate change. Then to extreme weather, to climate crisis and climate emergency. Then the Guardianistas thought it would be clever to call it global heating. And all to describe the climate we have had for most of the last 10000 years.

Now its global boiling! Have they got any epithets left?

Answers on a postcard, please!

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July 28, 2023 8:07 am

Guterres was Secretary General of the [Portuguese] Socialist Party and President of the Socialist International, a global association of political parties that seeks to establish democratic socialism, for six years.

https://www.realclearmarkets.com/articles/2021/06/23/antonio_guterres_gets_another_un_term_to_promote_socialism_782580.html#!

Global warming socialism

Reply to  Independent
July 28, 2023 8:39 am

100%!

July 28, 2023 8:17 am

Boiling oceans are awesome!

I assume that if I show up on the Maine coast with several bowls of clarified butter, that I can readily pluck cooked lobsters from the sea?

Road trip!

bairddavid
July 28, 2023 8:17 am

AGWageddon

July 28, 2023 8:22 am

I’ve noticed an increase in the number of attractive women dressed in a manner to deal with this summer’s Global Boiling. Perhaps we can blame distracted driving on climate change? It’s worse than we thought!

Reply to  Paul Hurley
July 28, 2023 3:17 pm

Women?

Transphobic bigot alert!

Reply to  HotScot
July 28, 2023 3:57 pm

Perhaps I should have said womxn? I’m not judging, but I blame the global boilage for my transgression. 😉

Reply to  Paul Hurley
July 29, 2023 2:43 pm

🤣

July 28, 2023 8:31 am

A couple of weeks ago we had a Just Stop Oil ‘spokesman’ (who looked about 20) stating that people boil in their own sweat when the temperature gets hot, perhaps the ‘boiling’ thing is meme of the month from Global Heating central HQ. The youthful spokesman got a bit upset when the presenters interviewing him couldn’t stop laughing.

Reply to  DavsS
July 30, 2023 1:14 am

Thanks for that. I looked it up and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. “When it gets hot enough, you LITERALLY boil in your own sweat! I know it sounds like I’m exaggerating.”

And he was talking about 40C temperatures, lol! It’s a wonder we don’t boil to death every time we get a fever!

strativarius
July 28, 2023 8:34 am

Story tip – boiling point in London

ANALYSIS: Sadiq Khan has won the day in court but made green taxes the defining issue of next year’s elections.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1796193/sadiq-khan-ulez-high-court-decision

Dave Andrews
July 28, 2023 8:58 am

Perhaps Guterres has unwittingly created a faux pas with this ridiculous ‘global boiling’ phraseology. If it becomes common parlance people might begin to wake up to the con. Lets use it sarcastically.

Reply to  Dave Andrews
July 28, 2023 10:40 am

“Lets use it sarcastically.”

Especially in the wintertime.

Reply to  Dave Andrews
July 29, 2023 2:44 pm

Maaaaaate!

July 28, 2023 8:58 am

It’s worse than we thought :

  • Even in the Arctic there are already boilingbergs : big white blocks of boiling water.
Reply to  Petit-Barde
July 30, 2023 1:29 am

Alarming!
I hate to bring more bad news, but something similar is happening in Canada starting from late November to mid April. Occasionally, the fallout from the boiling oceans and lakes comes down from the sky as boilflakes – accumulating on our roads and causing traffic chaos. When compacted the flakes become hardboiled and extremely slippery! In the last couple of years vast swathes of land have been completely covered by this fallout for months on end! No crops can be grown because of the fallout and many trees even seem to shut down in the face of this disaster that, shockingly, seems to be an annual event in our new boiling climate paradigm. It’s essentially a wasteland until the April rains wash away all the boilflakes.
I’m not sure how we’ll survive.

Giving_Cat
July 28, 2023 9:19 am

Pan-Terrestrial Sublimation Disorder? . Damn! PTSD is already taken.

July 28, 2023 9:48 am

The weather forecasts on TV in the USA are now using Heat Index instead actual temperatures. That allows them to show a higher number with humid conditions. It’s gotten ridiculous

Reply to  MIke McHenry
July 28, 2023 10:45 am

The News Organizations like to say ” (X-number of) millions of people are at risk” from the weather.

I’m one of those people “under risk” but I don’t see anything outside I need to worry about.

It’s all hyperbole. It’s no different today than it was in the past. Nothing new to see here. Climate Alarmists are trying to make something out of nothing.

Reply to  MIke McHenry
July 28, 2023 11:39 am

The weather forecasts propaganda on TV in the USA are is now using Heat Index instead actual temperatures.

FYP

Crispin in Val Quentin
July 28, 2023 9:49 am

He has jumped the shark.
That is beyond the fringe.
His standing will sink like Bud Light sales.

(P.S. Anyone remember “Beyond the fringe”?
“Charlie”, she said, “rationing has been imposed and all that that entails.”
“Never you mind my dear,” I said to her, “you put on the kettle and we’ll ‘ave a nice cup of boilin’ hot water.”)

July 28, 2023 9:57 am

‘Titter Ye Notte’ – it actually happened. In Scarborough
As attached. Nicely photographed by The Scarborough Joke Shop
:-/

That’s next to The North Sea as well. Why penguins and polar bears don’t co-exist in that frigid mire is a mystery to everyone up/down the UK’s east coast

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-66335390

The Germans are latching on: “”Support for climate movement halves as Germans reject street blockades.
here

Ruislip & Uxbridge really have upset the Socialist Boiling Cart..Starmer’s net approval rating hits eight-month low in Red Wall poll.here

(Clear your cookies after visiting there)
:-O

Scarborough Boils Over.PNG
Neo
July 28, 2023 10:01 am

In 1303 and 1304, the Rhine, Loire, and Seine ran dry. In 1615, the heat throughout Europe became excessive. Scotland suffered particularly in 1625; men and beasts died in scores. Meat could be cooked by merely exposing it to the sun. Not a soul dared to venture out between noon and 4 p.m. In 1718, many shops had to be closed; the theatres were never opened for several months. Not a drop of water fell during six months.
https://cornwallalliance.org/2022/08/1500-years-of-heatwaves/

Bruce Cobb
July 28, 2023 10:54 am

I haven’t seen it used for a while, but they used to use Hiroshimas a lot to describe the amount of heat (according to them) that the oceans have absorbed, and continue to absorb daily. So, perhaps “Global Climate Hiroshima” could be next.

Brian Mead
July 28, 2023 11:25 am

The depressing thing is that nearly all of our social circle still do think AGW is bad and our fault, and something needs to be done, although they still fly away on hols and drive around burning ghastly fossil fuels. I despair sometimes.

scadsobees
July 28, 2023 11:30 am

It is little wonder only a few people believe in this scam any longer

How so?At least half of America has and is voting for a group of politicians who are hellbent on destroying our energy infrastructure and way of life all in the name of Global Boiling.

And then there’s the majority of the MSM screaming non stop about it.

Plus most of the social media sites still “fact check” anything to the contrary.

Reply to  scadsobees
July 28, 2023 12:20 pm

How so?

You’re right. I continually point out that it’s pervasive outside of places like this. Watch DIY shows like This Old House, read magazines like New Pioneer, Fine Homebuilding, Fine Woodworking. (plus many more on a wide variety of subjects). Discover, Science Channel, etc.. You can’t get away from it.

Even a lot of the rural farmers and firefighters where I live buy into it.

July 28, 2023 12:28 pm

The time has come, the Walrus said,
To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax —
Of cabbages — and kings —
And why the sea is boiling hot —
And whether pigs have wings.

— Lewis Carroll. The Walrus and the Carpenter

Bill Parsons
Reply to  Shoki
July 28, 2023 4:09 pm

That’s very good.

Put it with the quote and send it… somewhere. At some point a smart copy editor will get the irony and see the common sense, and voila: some notoriety. I count notoriety very highly.

The time has come, the Walrus said,
To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax —
Of cabbages — and kings —
And why the sea is boiling hot —
And whether pigs have wings.
— Lewis Carroll. The Walrus and the Carpenter

“Climate change is here. It is terrifying. And it is just the beginning,” United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said on the findings.

“The era of global warming has ended; the era of global boiling has arrived.”

gdtkona
July 28, 2023 12:50 pm

Global boiling. Covid did not come from a lab. The vaccine is safe and effective.

Reply to  gdtkona
July 28, 2023 6:40 pm

Yeah, ‘the world is flat’ etc… (I saw it on a map).

Reply to  TheFinalNail
July 28, 2023 11:55 pm

I’m amazed you can read a map !

Do you really “believe” the globe is “boiling”

Are you dumb enough to “believe” the vaccines are safe an effective?

Which booster are you up to now.. 9th, 10th

Would explain the lack of cognitive ability. (although I suspect that is innate)

Bill Parsons
Reply to  gdtkona
July 28, 2023 8:22 pm

Global boiling. Covid did not come from a lab. The vaccine is safe and effective.

“… You can keep yer land line.” Sorry, that one’s in a different category I guess.

gdtkona
July 28, 2023 12:52 pm

When will we hear: “Climate change, global boiling, will make the next pandemic much worse!!!!!”

Ed Zuiderwijk
Reply to  gdtkona
July 30, 2023 5:56 am

Don’t … give them ideas.

ethical voter
July 28, 2023 1:11 pm

How about the era of global insanity.

MarkW
July 28, 2023 2:40 pm

That guy in the center has two left arms, and his right arm doesn’t appear to have a hand.

accordionsrule
July 28, 2023 3:06 pm

The next mantra they will be chanting is “global change lockdown”
Mark my words.

July 28, 2023 4:04 pm

Global burning is next I think

July 28, 2023 4:31 pm

Darn it, where Nick-pick or Foolish Nitwit to tell us that the oceans really are boiling.

Surely they support one of their cult leader’s comments.

If not, why haven’t they come out and said that Teddy is a moronic idiot.

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