Trump Derangement Syndrome Pushes 'Doomsday Clock' Back to 1953!

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Armageddon Update: ‘Doomsday Clock’ Stands at 2 Minutes to Midnight

By Mindy Weisberger, Senior Writer | January 25, 2018

Updated at 11:52 a.m.

The “Doomsday Clock,” a hypothetical timepiece that measures humanity’s proximity to destruction by our own actions, hovers perilously close to midnight, the time that denotes global Armageddon.

Today (Jan. 25), the clock has crept even closer to the zero hour. This morning, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BAS) — an organization of science and policy experts who assess human scientific advancement and risk — revealed the clock’s new “time,” with the hands now standing at 2 minutes to midnight.

The time has only ever been this close to midnight in 1953, following hydrogen bomb tests by both the U.S. and the U.S.S.R., ushering in the era of the first nuclear arms race. In 2018, it reflects the breakdown of global efforts to reduce reliance on and risk of nuclear weapons; increased posturing and threats regarding the use of nuclear weapons; and an insufficient response worldwide to curb the impacts of climate change. [Apocalypse Now: The Gear You Need to Survive Doomsday]

It is not any one of those factors, but a combination of all of them — and the weakening of public faith in knowledgeable expert voices...


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Blah, blah, blah.  Without copious expletives and the -tard word, I have no words.   Well… maybe a few words…

We’re doomed because we have lost faith in the modern-day combination of Chicken Little and The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf… I think I’m good with that.

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January 25, 2018 5:22 pm

These guys are still in business?

Reply to  Patrick
January 25, 2018 5:35 pm

Let me guess … this is the same group that controls the Hawaiian Islands BIG RED PANIC button.

Joel O’Bryan
Reply to  kenji
January 25, 2018 7:27 pm

My favorite Liberal hyperventilation was when Patrick Granfield, an ex-strategic communications director at the Pentagon during the 0bama Admin, was exasperated on CNN at Pres Trump continuing to play golf in in Florida while Hawaii was under a BMEWS alarm.
The guy obviously doesn’t understand how the CiC gets his info (hint: not from state CD agencies). Either that or he was simply giving a dishonest story to the standard Stupid sheep CNN audience.

Reply to  Patrick
January 25, 2018 6:29 pm

My thought as well. I remember that. I was 5 years old, and thought it was probably bunk.

High Treason
Reply to  martinc19
January 28, 2018 7:29 pm

Children have better bullshit meters than adults.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  Patrick
January 25, 2018 6:45 pm

Hey, I remember being a hippie and telling everyone that Ronald Reagan was going to start nuclear war. Things seem to cycle through the years.

Leo Smith
Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 6:57 pm

Real Hippies don’t remember anything after the Red Pill

Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 8:15 pm

It’s not just that it’s cycling – I’ve watched this thing for enough decades that I now realize that it is simply a measure of how reliably liberal or damnably conservative the American Govm’t at the time is. Liberals win election – Good! Push back the Clock! Any kind of conservatives appear to be in charge: DOOM!!! DOOM! YOU WILL ALL PERISH IN FLAME!!!!
These guys need to be wearing signboards and parading around Times Square.

Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 9:39 pm

” I now realize that it is simply a measure of how reliably liberal or damnably conservative the American Govm’t at the time is.”
I’ll bet that they would have reset it to whatever time represents “nothing to worry about now” upon Chamberland’s return to London with his “peace in out time” agreement in hand.

Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 10:16 pm

Leo Smith January 25, 2018 at 6:57 pm
Real Hippies don’t remember anything after the Red Pill

Are you referring to red pill and blue pill? I think you’ve got it backward. The red pill is the one that saddles you with the knowledge of harsh reality. The blue pill is the one that lets you live in the illusion.

mike the morlock
Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 11:08 pm

Actually there where at lease two instances were a war almost started by accident.
The above is interesting because we aways tended to think we would make the whoops.
a second one was simply diplomatic in nature. The Soviets really came to believe R. Reagan was planning to attack them.
We are nowhere near that level of danger these days.

Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 11:09 pm

Machiavelli said that leaders tend to tone down when they get into power. I wasn’t worried about nuclear war. Apparent the Soviets were. Trying to keep up with the Americans militarily may have been the straw that broke the USSR’s back.
On the other hand, Reagan started the globalization ball rolling in a bad direction and only now is President Trump starting to fix the mess begun by Reagan and exacerbated by every president since.

jim January 25, 2018 at 9:39 pm
… Chamberland’s return to London with his “peace in out time” agreement in hand.

Britain had foolishly allowed itself to become disarmed. It was in no condition to take on Germany. It was Chamberlain who started the rearmament and who declared war on Germany when there was finally a hope of success. link

Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 26, 2018 5:38 am

I surely wouldn’t trust Slate on the issue (or any other, actually). UK surely wasn’t ready for war in 1938, nor France, actually, but Germany was even less ready.
Remember, just for instance, that military training for young men was stopped in 1918, until 1936. Same for building fortification, planes, ships, submarines, and tanks. UK’s (and France’s) surely were pitiful, Germany’s were just non-existent.
It is always easier to see that in retrospect, but with what we know now, obviously in 1938, and even in 1939, UK and France would had made quick work of Germany. Even in 1940, it appears that a competent French commander would had easily fend off the German attack and destroy the Panzer divisions, just by doing pretty much nothing (all it would had taken was to NOT engage in Belgium)
This doesn’t mean Chamberlain was guilty, or that we would had done any better than he did. Chamberlain was just a product of his time, and his country current spirit (avoid war at all cost). It is said than, when his french counterpart (don’t remember his name, and don’t care to search) came back from Munich, he saw a huge crowd, and believed he would be lynched, for he knew very well that the Munich agreement was bad. The crown actually cheered him in joy. Such was the spirit of the people in France, and for sure so it was in UK, too.

Caligula Jones
Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 26, 2018 12:00 pm

I was in high school in the Reagan years and thoroughly indoctrinated. Had to read “The Fate of the Earth” and “Entropy”, and watch “The Day After” (not The Day After Tomorrow, where Hollyweird shows it can’t even be original in titles).
Then, 2001 seemed far away and exotic. We weren’t going to reach it anyway, of course, or we’d all be zombies.
Although, watching Generation Whine with their phones surgically attached to their hands…maybe we did all die off.

Reply to  Patrick
January 25, 2018 6:52 pm

They need a new sandwich board. The end is Nye !!!
Oh wait, sandwiches are no longer allowed ! 🙂

Extreme Hiatus
Reply to  AndyG55
January 25, 2018 7:30 pm

nye (plural nyes)
A brood or flock of pheasants.”
Yes! The end is a flock of pheasants. Any second now.
Or did you mean Bill Nye, the Pheasant Guy?
Male Ring-necked Pheasants do have a loud screeching call but they don’t wear bow ties.

Reply to  AndyG55
January 25, 2018 7:56 pm

For once, I typed exactly what I meant to type 🙂

Reply to  AndyG55
January 26, 2018 12:47 am

I knew a pheasant plucker once, and he was no scientist either.

James Bull
Reply to  AndyG55
January 26, 2018 2:56 am

You say the “End is Nye!”
I say “What right Nye?
(with thanks to the Two Ronnies)
James Bull

Reply to  AndyG55
January 26, 2018 4:27 am

“Or did you mean Bill Nye, the Pheasant Guy? ”
Bill Nye, the Beaky Buzzard guy
Carbonphobes are starting to turn on Nye because they realize he’s making them look bad.

Reply to  AndyG55
January 26, 2018 1:59 pm

The end is nye? Nye is a flock of pheasants? Maintain a firm grip and shoot straight! Have a pheasant plucking day!

Reply to  Patrick
January 26, 2018 3:08 am

I think we are much closer to midnight.
Luckily there are a lot of people waking up .

Reply to  Patrick
January 26, 2018 3:22 am

Soros must have picked up the tab after the KGB funds dried up.

Reply to  Patrick
January 26, 2018 8:27 am

Liberals are the best barometer on what shape the country is in…..the louder they scream…the better shape

Reply to  Latitude
January 28, 2018 10:51 am

Liberals are always screaming
when a Republican is President.
Sometimes the screaming makes sense,
as in 2008.
People who are always screaming
arre never listening, but
that doesn’t matter with liberals
because they already know everything!

January 25, 2018 5:24 pm

What happens when the clock gets to 12.10am and nothing at all has happened?

Joel O’Bryan
Reply to  ntesdorf
January 25, 2018 7:31 pm

no. They’ll start using milliseconds to midnight, then micro, then nano, the picoseconds etc. That is, No end to a Leftist’s dishonesty.

Bryan A
Reply to  Joel O’Bryan
January 26, 2018 9:57 am

So how will they deal with splitting Plank Length Time?

Reply to  Joel O’Bryan
January 26, 2018 11:19 am

They’ll set up a model to do it.

Reply to  Joel O’Bryan
January 26, 2018 3:06 pm

I have my own clock: the “Dudesday Clock”, and it is nailed to 5 o’clock.

Reply to  ntesdorf
January 26, 2018 4:37 am

They will say it’s daylight saving time, and quickly advance to 12:58.

Andy Pattullo
Reply to  ntesdorf
January 26, 2018 8:02 am

We will never get there. According to the catastrophists we are approaching Armageddon at the speed of light, which according to Einstein, means that time slows. The faster we go the slower the clock. We can never get there no matter how much the Hollywood elite and progressive Politicians want it. We may however reach the point where the average voter gets a whiff of the stench wafting off those dam climate models.

George Lawson
Reply to  ntesdorf
January 28, 2018 3:24 am

What happened with the other 58 minutes?

January 25, 2018 5:31 pm

The sad reality is that this Trump Derangement Syndrom is preventing reporters from getting Pulitzer Prizes. What is happening with the FBI will surely make history, and it is being completely ignored. Also, exposing this Global Warming Hoax is another Pulitzer they are just leaving on the table.

Reply to  co2islife
January 25, 2018 5:36 pm

I agree. I did read one lone article, even though the headline was seemingly bashing DT.

Frederick Mackintosh
Reply to  co2islife
January 25, 2018 5:44 pm

got that right !!

Joe Wagner
Reply to  co2islife
January 25, 2018 6:15 pm

You’re forgetting that they happily give each other Pulitzers for nothing. Its their favorite pasttime

Pop Piasa
Reply to  Joe Wagner
January 25, 2018 6:49 pm

You Pulitzer mine and I’ll Pulitzer yours.
Kind of a Katzenjammer Kids in the woods game.

Reply to  Joe Wagner
January 25, 2018 6:52 pm

It’s like pal review.

Reply to  Joe Wagner
January 26, 2018 2:07 am

Climate prizes run into millions upon millions, Hansen, Rahmstorf, Manabe, Solomon, Alley, Schellnhuber, Watson, Lovejoy, Ehrlich and many more have received large cash prizes, totalling in excess of a million bucks for some individuals. Then the economists dip in, such as Stern and Sachs,
Money from foundations such as Rockefeller Brothers, John Heinz Foundation (Big Beanz), Japan’s Asahi Glass, Packard and more, a long list.

Extreme Hiatus
Reply to  co2islife
January 25, 2018 7:36 pm

The lead investigator on this site definitely deserves a Pulitzer… actually something much better because that prize is now as much of a joke as some Nobel Prizes (e.g. IPCC, Obama, Arafat, Kissinger, etc.).
Best site that I’ve found for following the now rapidly unfolding scandal. Bigger than just the FBI and much worse than we thought!

Reply to  Extreme Hiatus
January 26, 2018 6:13 am

best run down I’ve found…

Gunga Din
Reply to  Extreme Hiatus
January 26, 2018 1:43 pm

Latitude, very good. Thanks.

Reply to  Extreme Hiatus
January 28, 2018 10:57 am

Ex Hiatus
I went to the conservative treehouse site
and read a January 27 article on GDP.
My primary subject is economics,
and to be kind to them,
if their other articles are such
low quality, then it is a
disappointing website.
I offer my own politics website
as an alternative:
Read an article there and tell me what
you think.
I’ll read other articles at
conservative treehouse,
and give them a second
and third chance — too much
online has a liberal or progressive
spin that it makes me nauseous.

January 25, 2018 5:33 pm

Also insufficient effort stopping God unleashing wrath on the Earth or those damned aliens taking the planet over.

Reply to  cloa5132013
January 28, 2018 11:16 am

As a person who believes that some UFO
do contain aliens, I offer you a reason they
stay in their vehicles and don’t get out
on our planet:
Because we are stupid people, who believe
the Co2 we exhale is destroying the planet,
and we would also shoot them first and
ask questions later ( see that very scene in the movie
The Day the Earth Stood Still ! )
They are just here
on tours — like a boat cruise —
to see the primitive people here
(like we go to a zoo
to see the animals.)
The best evidence of
intelligent extraterrestrial
life visiting this planet
are the 10,000+ “crop circles”
they left behind.
Some of the crops
from actual crop circles
were examined by a team of scientists
in the 1990s, I believe,
at the nearby University of Michigan
and changes to the stalks
that create the intricate precise designs
were found to be something
that could not be done by humans,
nor did any scientists have any
idea what force or heat could have
changed the nodes on the crop stalks.
The best show about crop circles
is from an Ancient Aliens show
season 10, number 8
which I believe
you can view on YouTube.

If you view the show,
which is one of the
very few
Ancient Aliens shows
worth watching
(they usually contain
far too much
unproven speculation),
then I would be shocked
if you still felt
crop circles
were a hoax
created by humans.
In addition,
did you know the US Air Force
required pilots to fill out a form after
seeing a UFO, from 1948 to 1969?
And over12,600 forms were filled out …
and who knows how many pilots saw UFOs
and did not bother filling out a form.
Also, 2000, to 3,000 commercial pilots have
reported seeing a UFO and probably
ten times as many saw one, and
kept quiet to protect their careers.

January 25, 2018 5:34 pm

We’ll, it’s suitable for CAGW ™ because it’s an imaginary ‘warning’ about an imaginary problem.

Reply to  Jer0me
January 25, 2018 10:22 pm

Hey aren’t those seconds imaginary numbers?
Still waiting for someone to say Zeno.

Reply to  Jer0me
January 28, 2018 11:19 am

When you have an imaginary problem,
like the “coming climate catastrophe from CO2”,
then at any time you can claim the problem
has been solved.
You can then stop patting yourself
on the back with one hand,
for caring about the planet,
and start patting yourself on the back
with both hands,
for caring and
saving the planet too !

January 25, 2018 5:35 pm

They say even a broken clock is right twice a day, but these guys never get it right.

Reply to  PaulH
January 26, 2018 12:35 am

Moving the clock forward is a good thing. We’ll get rid of these bullshitters in two minutes. What, no?
The average error of a broken clock is 3 hours. These guys have been waiting for the doomsday far too long.

Gunga Din
Reply to  Hugs
January 26, 2018 1:55 pm

Well, we adjust our clocks twice a year because of “Daylight Savings Time”.
Unnecessary. Zero real benefit.
Kinda’ like “The Doomsday Clock” itself.
(Just who are the people that wind it up anyway? Names please.)

Pat Frank
January 25, 2018 5:42 pm

Amazing. 0.8±0.5 C of warming since 1900 has pushed the world closer to doomsday than the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis, that had the US and the USSR toe-to-toe and Fidel Castro begging for a nuclear barrage.
CO2: what can it *not* do!?

Reply to  Pat Frank
January 26, 2018 2:12 am

If CO2 didn’t do it, the Russians did, or are going to:
As the UK has closed many of its power plants and increased the number of wind turbines and solar farms, perhaps the Russians will target those. Perhaps nobody would notice the difference…

Reply to  dennisambler
January 26, 2018 3:39 am

The perfect excuse for renewable power outages, blame Russian hackers.

Reply to  Pat Frank
January 26, 2018 6:37 am

Including CO2 as a factor in determining the time of the Doomsday Clock is ridiculous. There is no imminent danger from CO2.

Reply to  Pat Frank
January 26, 2018 10:30 am

I found it rather surprising too when I saw the Cuban missile crisis omitted;
Were the hands moved during the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962? No. They were not moved during the 10-day crisis because too little was known at the time about the circumstances of the standoff or what the outcome would be.
The following section is just diversion;
In fact, after the crisis, US and Soviet leaders installed a direct telephone line for communication, and within months signed the Partial Test Ban Treaty outlawing underground nuclear weapons testing—the first treaty addressing the nuclear weapons threat. On the basis of these steps, the Bulletin set the clock back from seven minutes to midnight to 12 minutes to midnight in 1963.
I find that rather hard to believe;
The President also went on national television that evening to inform the public of the developments in Cuba, his decision to initiate and enforce a “quarantine,” and the potential global consequences if the crisis continued to escalate. The tone of the President’s remarks was stern, and the message unmistakable and evocative of the Monroe Doctrine: “It shall be the policy of this nation to regard any nuclear missile launched from Cuba against any nation in the Western Hemisphere as an attack by the Soviet Union on the United States, requiring a full retaliatory response upon the Soviet Union.” The Joint Chiefs of Staff announced a military readiness status of DEFCON 3 as U.S. naval forces began implementation of the quarantine and plans accelerated for a military strike on Cuba.

Reply to  craigm350
January 26, 2018 11:21 am

As all good socialists know, left wingers don’t start wars.
Except for all the wars that were started by Democrats.

Reply to  Pat Frank
January 28, 2018 11:33 am

Pat Frank
How can you possibly claim +/- 0.5 degree C. margin of error
when there were so few measurements in the
Southern Hemisphere before 1940, and
over half the “data” today are just wild guess infilling
by people who WANT to show more global warming?
I’d say, being kind, the margin of error
would be AT LEAST +/- 1.0 degrees C.
I think you are doing a disservice to skeptics
to claim +/- 0.5 degrees C. margin of error,
given all the repeated “adjustments”
to historical data, and
the huge amount of infilling,
by people with dubious characters,
and so few Southern Hemisphere
None of this really matters …
because the warming is good news,
and mainly at night, at higher latitudes.
Concerning the Cuban Missile Crisis,
I have heard that nuclear war was MUCH
CLOSER than people still realize when a
US destroyer started heaving depth charges
at a nuclear-missile-armed Russian
submarine underwater between Florida and Cuba,
and the Russian commander, thinking Cuba was
under attack by the US, called together
the top three officers on the sub …
and two of the three were FOR launching
a nuclear missile toward a US city,
thinking they might be sunk soon,
and that was their duty to protect Cuba.
If all three had wanted to launch,
it would have happened,
according to their protocol.
Kennedy only got rid of the Cuban
missiles by agreeing to withdraw
US nuclear missiles from Turkey, that
had been aimed at Russia for many years,
which really disturbed the USSR.
And that is exactly what ended the crisis.

January 25, 2018 5:49 pm

“the modern-day combination of Chicken Little and The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf
The Little Chicken Who Cried Wolf ?

Sweet Old Bob
Reply to  afonzarelli
January 25, 2018 6:10 pm

Or the Little Wolf who Cried because he was Chicken ?

Reply to  afonzarelli
January 26, 2018 5:10 am

Or the Wolf just at the Chicken….

Reply to  Sara
January 26, 2018 5:12 am

‘ATE the Chicken…”
Not enough caffeine yet.

Ben of Houston
January 25, 2018 5:52 pm

I can even understand moving it due to Trump and Kim’s talk. That’s reasonable. However, the entire purpose of the clock has changed. It’s not about imminent destruction anymore. Fake news? Climate change? Even taking worst case, those things might kill us decades or centuries from now, but even that wouldn’t end humanity.
The Doomsday clock was about the General Secretary or President actually being able to physically kill us all with ten minutes notice. An actual doomsday. Moving the clock due to worry about the loss of faith in expert’s pronouncements of doom makes this self-explanatory.

Leo Smith
Reply to  Ben of Houston
January 25, 2018 6:59 pm

Climate of Fear…

Pop Piasa
Reply to  Ben of Houston
January 25, 2018 7:03 pm

They share the same phobia, that time will run out on their source of income and purpose before they have finished milking it..

Pop Piasa
Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 7:07 pm

By ‘they’ I mean the climate alarmists and the clock watchers

Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 26, 2018 5:14 am

Spot on! That’s as close as you can come to Da Truth without explaining it further.
Always follow the money.

January 25, 2018 5:57 pm

I’d rather blow the world to pieces than live under the tyranny of the climate alarmist Marxist Leninist’s.

Extreme Hiatus
January 25, 2018 6:03 pm

I was born in 1953. I’ve been doomed my whole life. You get used to it after a while.

Reply to  Extreme Hiatus
January 25, 2018 8:16 pm

It’s the End of the World as We Know It – And I Feel Fine!

James Bull
Reply to  wws
January 26, 2018 3:04 am

It’s one of the awkward things about life it has to come to an end at some point. So many try to extend it for as long as possible and then complain about the elderly?
James Bull

Bruce Cobb
Reply to  Extreme Hiatus
January 26, 2018 4:36 am

Same here. Remember those air raid drills in school? Ha-ha! Way to give kids nightmares.

Steve Keohane
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
January 26, 2018 6:19 am

Duck and cover and kiss your a$$ goodbye. Oh yeah, don’t look at the flash, your eyes might melt…

Reply to  Extreme Hiatus
January 26, 2018 5:21 am

Extreme, would you like some hot tea and chocolate chip cookies? We can just talk about volcanoes, stuff like that….

Reply to  Extreme Hiatus
January 28, 2018 11:35 am

I was also born in 1953.
So were a lot of other people.

George W Childs
January 25, 2018 6:03 pm

Don’t get me started…

January 25, 2018 6:09 pm

Reminds me of a song 《⊙¿⊙》

January 25, 2018 6:11 pm

OK. Let me get this straight. If we don’t pay attention to these self-proclaimed experts voicing pronouncements of doom, we will surely be exterminated. Aw heck. I am 78. I think I will stick around and watch. Sounds like fun!!!!!

January 25, 2018 6:17 pm

Climate activists wish they had come up with the doomsday clock.

January 25, 2018 6:54 pm

Where are the AGW stall-warts to defend this clown like idiocy?

Pop Piasa
Reply to  AndyG55
January 25, 2018 7:10 pm

Heh, stall-warts sounds like something on the rear of a horse.

Randy in Ridgecrest
Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 7:38 pm


Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 7:57 pm

Yes, they do.

Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 26, 2018 5:24 am

I once had a horse that liked beer. As I recall, he was rather fond of Guinness stout. But no stall-warts had he. Just the usual appetite for apples, beer and hay.

January 25, 2018 6:59 pm

These people lost what little relevance they had when the USSR collapsed.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  ScienceABC123
January 25, 2018 7:21 pm

Yet, they still get compensated for their pessimism. Optimists organize themselves to voluntarily do meaningful things for humanity and never ask for a dime to deliver good news about anything.
It seems people pay willingly for bad news, but kill the messenger when presented with positive prospects.

Reply to  ScienceABC123
January 26, 2018 5:54 am

Then they ran out of enemies and had to invent a bunch of new ones to keep the old MIC going.

John F. Hultquist
January 25, 2018 7:02 pm

They need more clocks!
About a dozen.
Each imminent disaster ought of have its own.
There is a big difference between nuclear war and climate change.
We have flu pandemics, and many more.
We may die of red meat, red wine, or red heads! (Ask my sister. She can do you in with a glance.)
With so many, when added together, the clock must be broken.
Otherwise it would be clanking, beeping, or pealing.

Reply to  John F. Hultquist
January 25, 2018 7:29 pm

Maybe we could create a whole new industry out of disaster clocks. Employ people to calculate where each belongs, someone to reset, someone to upload to social media (if it’s not on Twitter, it’s not happening) and so forth. Keep them from doing foolish things like studying sandwiches and moving boulders.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  Sheri
January 25, 2018 9:06 pm

Don’t forget millennials studying the utilization of a can-opener.

J Mac
Reply to  Sheri
January 25, 2018 10:38 pm

Sure, whole new industries… I can envision a Hip Hop ‘star’, calling himself ‘Dizastah Mastah’, with a big ‘dizastah’ clock necklace (like Flavor Flav). He’ll spawn a whole new category of inhuman non-music called Dizastah Ennui that the next generation will embrace, much to the puzzled chagrin of their Millennial parents.

David J Wendt
January 25, 2018 7:13 pm

It’s the end of theWorld as we know it…and I feel FINE!

Pop Piasa
Reply to  David J Wendt
January 25, 2018 7:28 pm

Here’s what Garcia thought.

John Robertson
January 25, 2018 7:16 pm

The Dooms Day Clock was entrusted to some fine progressive citizens, due to the natural miss-appropriation of funds and reckless spending on immoral pursuits.. there were no funds for maintenance and upkeep.
So the clock is right twice a day.
Good government clock keepers.

January 25, 2018 7:33 pm

Someday they might measure time by B.C. (Before Clock) and A.D. (After Doomsday).
I’m guessing there will be many disappointed people who thought the Doomsday Clock had any validity to begin with.
In any case, time marches on, just as this planet will.

Michael S. Kelly
January 25, 2018 7:39 pm

In a related story, some reasonable and level-headed people have set the “Idiometer”, an actual meter which measures the stupidity of mainstream culture, to “11”…on a scale of 10, of course.

Pop Piasa
January 25, 2018 7:45 pm

Those who watch the clock only kill time.
(I can’t believe I can’t find anyone to attribute this quote to.)

January 25, 2018 7:51 pm

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Donald Trump says he is “looking forward” to lying under oath to special counsel Robert S. Mueller III. “I would love to do it and I would like to do it as soon as possible” Trump said.
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Reply to  ToddF
January 28, 2018 11:53 am

Trump should have fired Mueller immediately.
It’s still not too late.
He should NOT testify unless he pulls a Hillary
by saying “I don’t recall” everything,
or just taking the 5th for every question.
I believe testifying
will later be viewed
as the dumbest
thing Trump ever did
as President.
There is a team of Democrat sharks
looking to burn him, and they
know Trump talks too much to be
100% accurate during his testimony.
There was no crime committed,
(and collusion is not even a crime
if it was committed), and
it is absolutely shocking
that Mueller, after one year,
has not even stated the specific
crime he is investigating —
it is just a generic witch hunt
and should be stopped immediately
for the benefit of future Presidents,
no matter what the consequences
in the 2000 election.
The questioning is a deliberate “perjury trap”
to impeach Trump, if and when Democrats
win more seats in the House in November 2018.
They have recordings of Trump on the phone
with Paul Manafort and others who were wiretapped,
and maybe even a lot more surveillance
than we already know of.
Unless Trump has a photographic memory,
and says as little as possible to answer each question,
( not likely with Trump ! )
he will make mistakes
about exactly what he said,
and when he said it,
to one or more people …
… and his lies (errors)
will be proven by transcripts
from the NSA spying.
Remember that Mike Flynn
was found guilty
of lying about something
that was not a crime.
Collusion is also not a crime unless
money of favors (bribes) take place,
which did not happen.
I have studied Trump’s record as
president and believe he has been
too tough when dealing with Russians,
and in no way doing any favors for them!
Martha Stewart was also found guilty of lying about
something that was not a crime (getting a tip
from her broker) and was never charged with
insider trading, because she did not do
any insider trading! Yet she went to prison
for lying about something that was
perfectly legal !

Ron Clutz
January 25, 2018 7:58 pm

Too late. It is already past midnight.comment image

Reply to  Ron Clutz
January 25, 2018 8:14 pm

Anybody know the source for that image?

Mike McMillan
Reply to  PiperPaul
January 26, 2018 10:04 am


Reply to  Ron Clutz
January 26, 2018 2:16 am

I used to have a watch with Mickey Mouse counting the seconds.

Reply to  dennisambler
January 26, 2018 9:55 am

If the right hand is minutes, and the left hand is hours, what was counting the seconds?

Tom in Florida
Reply to  dennisambler
January 26, 2018 10:23 am

Minny. But then there are those who thought she might be crazy, but really she was just f–cking goofy.

January 25, 2018 8:10 pm

Imagine if some folks made a doomsday clock based on their reading of the Bible. Next imagine that they kept fiddling with the time based on the latest news.
That’s about how asinine these “scientists” look.
Meanwhile, the clock for when Social Security kicks the bucket really is ticking.

South River Independent
Reply to  Mike Slay
January 25, 2018 9:00 pm

SS trust fund will be depleted by 2034. Of course, it contains only IOUs from the general tax fund.

Joel O’Bryan
Reply to  South River Independent
January 25, 2018 9:16 pm

Anyone who expects to be alive in 2034 and receiving a SS check better expect for a pittance of current promised value in that actual check value.

South River Independent
Reply to  South River Independent
January 26, 2018 9:51 am
Reply to  South River Independent
January 28, 2018 12:04 pm

South River
The SS trust fund is a
meaningless stack of IOUs
(when there was a surplus — the money was
used for other government spending, and that
is logical — and replaced by IOUs (non-marketable
Treasury bonds).)
The extra complication
from the legal entity
of a trust fund
with no real money in it
is used to confuse people.
I read the SS and Medicare
annual reports
every year,
believe it or not.
SS is a pay as you go
senior citizen welfare program.
It went into cash flow
deficit spending
in 2010, and will
never have
a surplus again.
No president has made
any attempt to consider
the huge borrowing required
to fund SS, Medicare, and Medicaid
for retired baby boomers
… except for Reaagn,
who hiked SS taxes over 20 years
before a tax hike was needed
(for the retired babu boomers) !

January 25, 2018 9:27 pm

Dedicated to the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists:

January 25, 2018 9:53 pm


January 25, 2018 10:15 pm

Josh: Come up with a cartoon for this topic using a Cuckoo Clock. (I was going to add something else, but won’t.)

January 25, 2018 10:36 pm

Your have to admit though, the image of those somber faced beard scratchers moving the hands on that ridiculous clock like it actually meant anything is priceless.

J Mac
January 25, 2018 10:56 pm

Music appropriate for the old hippies whinging…. er, winding the ‘Disaster Crock’!
The Doors – When The Music’s Over

Reply to  J Mac
January 27, 2018 6:28 am

I would’ve thought “This Is The End” would be a better fit.

January 26, 2018 12:33 am

Clock in clock out and that rod still cannot wake up. Do something about it! Details on my page 🙂

Bob Deakin
January 26, 2018 1:06 am

I was a school boy in England and still remember 1962 very clearly. What is wrong with this people?

Bob Deakin
Reply to  Bob Deakin
January 26, 2018 1:08 am

Correction – these people.

El Duchy
January 26, 2018 2:04 am

If any good at all comes from nuclear weapons it is that the leaders themselves are likely to perish in flames. In the old days they could start a war, and if they lost retire with their families in exile in luxury. Today they and their families will die along with everyone else, the irony is that among Western leaders Trump is one of the few to actually have a family.

Ben of Houston
Reply to  El Duchy
January 26, 2018 10:03 am

Well, yes. Mutually Assured Destruction works in no small part because the leaders can’t escape from it. Yes, they have mountain fortress hidey-holes, but unless they are the ones to start it, they will never be able to get there in time.

Nigel S
January 26, 2018 2:31 am

The greatest contribution to peace is the US fracking industry which by its ingenuity is denying funding to our enemies. Here’s hoping that sanity breaks out in UK soon too.

Reply to  Nigel S
January 26, 2018 2:10 pm

Here’s hoping . . . . . .
But, unhappily – given the timidity centred on Drowning Street – I am not holding my breath.
Auto – struggling for words!

January 26, 2018 2:36 am

That’s the sister site to I can’t believe the drivel they post now. The hype is over the top. I call it a sci-fi site.

January 26, 2018 2:45 am

Appeasers never learn until it is far too late, if at all.

January 26, 2018 3:35 am

Let’s face it, push comes to shove, we’re one Trump Casino and Resort in Pyongyang away from a peace agreement. Trump’s heart isn’t in the White House, he’s still a property developer.
And BTW, it’s not the hours you clock in, who cares how much a president plays golf or watches TV?

January 26, 2018 3:43 am

This Soros quote seems to sum up their reasoning, I’m surprised they can read a clock:
“Indeed, the United States is set on a course towards nuclear war by refusing to accept that [North] Korea has become a nuclear power,” Soros said. “This creates a strong incentive for North Korea to develop its nuclear capacity with all possible speed, which in turn may induce the United States to use its nuclear superiority pre-emptively, in effect to start a nuclear war to prevent a nuclear war, obviously a self-contradictory strategy.”

Reply to  Jeanparisot
January 26, 2018 6:45 am

Soros seems to think the U.S. should accept a nuclear-armed North Korea, led by a murderous dictator.
That’s unacceptable. The U.S. is not going to put itself at the mercy of a person who has no mercy.
I sure am glad Trump is running the show instead of Soros. The U.S. will be a lot safer that way.

Reply to  TA
January 26, 2018 9:59 am

Back in the days of the Soviet Union, you could be pretty sure that the only way a nuclear war could start would be by accident. The Soviet and Chinese leaders weren’t crazy.
Unfortunately we have decided that letting crazy people get their hands on nukes is okee dokee.

Joel Snider
Reply to  TA
January 26, 2018 12:15 pm

‘The U.S. is not going to put itself at the mercy of a person who has no mercy.’
God forbid the Progressives regain control – because they will. Without a doubt. And pat themselves on the back for it.
And then they’ll looked shocked and surprised when half the continent is blown to hell.
And anyone left alive will spin it to absolve themselves of all blame.

Patrick MJD
January 26, 2018 3:48 am

Point totally missed in the Australian MSM. Happy Australia Day, while it lasts!

Mihaly Malzenicky
January 26, 2018 4:09 am

The situation is that we all run into our losing, some find it funny. I do not consider this to be funny, but I would quickly introduce geoengineering and cold fusion. It would be almost in no cost to introduce them.

michael hart
January 26, 2018 4:59 am

The atomic scientists were probably the original group of self-important scientists who thought their discipline entitled them to special political insights denied to lesser mortals. Their spawn are today Manning the climate models, and are no more likely to be correct.

Bruce Cobb
January 26, 2018 5:06 am

Good grief, not the Doomsday Crock again.

DC Cowboy
January 26, 2018 5:23 am

You’d think they’d have moved it closer when the Pentagon acknowledged that the Russian Ocean Multipurpose System Status-6 autonomous nuclear ‘torpedo’ does exist. The ability to launch a 100 megaton cobalt encased ‘torpedo’ capable of traversing the Pacific undetected would be a tad bit more concerning to them than Trump’s antics with the ‘Fat Frat Boy’. That system gives them a 1st strike weapon capable of devastating the major cities on the west coast and, via enhanced fall out from the cobalt sheathing, potentially destroying the American breadbasket.
So much for the Obama & Bush admins ‘unilateral disarmament’ attempts

Curious George
Reply to  DC Cowboy
January 26, 2018 9:44 am

Hollywood first, as usual. Are you saying that New York and DC are safe?

January 26, 2018 5:38 am

Ah, 1953… I remember it well. My dad used to serve dinner after church on Sunday and always put too much on our plates. He had a digestive system that could have engulfed a gray whale, but we were little kids and little kids don’t have adult appetites, so we couldn’t finish those huge portions. And he would yell at us that people were starving to death in China, thanks to Lysenkoism’s destruction of Chinese agriculture under Mao Tse-Tung, but he wouldn’t tell us why they were starving. So my brother and I would retort, ‘Then send it to them. We can’t eat all that food.’
So to deflate the arguments, my mother started filling the plates in the kitchen. That ended the charming tales of starvation in China.
I used to sit in the swing hung from the tulip tree and wonder what the world would be like in 50 years. It is both better and worse.
These people are just desperate for attention and grants money. They are irrelevant and they know it. It is baloney. Keep a close eye on them and the silly things they say, and make sure that they are shown to be completely wrong, as often as possible.

January 26, 2018 5:43 am

The Doomsday Clock suffers from Zeno’s Paradox. The alarmists only want to push it forward, never back. But since it cannot actually reach midnight, the increments get ever smaller along with the impact of the doom predictions.
Not to mention, all thermodynamic engines work best just below the point where they self destruct. Human progress depends on living at the very edge of chaos. If there was no doom, we would have to create it.

Reply to  markopanama
January 26, 2018 10:01 am

They do push it back though. Whenever a Democrat is elected president.

January 26, 2018 6:13 am

Clocks run by committee are not reliable.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  ResourceGuy
January 26, 2018 8:16 am

They run forward, then back, forward, then back, forward, then back, forward, then back…

Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 26, 2018 8:51 am

Depending on the personalities involved and the cliques.

January 26, 2018 6:56 am

waste of perfectly good idiots…
fwiw I got no problems using nukes, if using one accomplishes mission while saving our service members lives then release them to tactical (first then if needed strategic) units and have a go at it.

January 26, 2018 6:59 am

You really need a great diplomat to have the clock set back to a safer point…….like maybe Neville Chamberlin.

Bruce Cobb
January 26, 2018 7:19 am

On the ideology-time continuum, time is relative. Think of it as a giant spring sitting on a rubber sheet.

January 26, 2018 7:46 am

Well, at least somebody in the main stream media sees the Doomsday Clock as hype.
Why the Doomsday Clock is an idiotic indicator the world’s media should ignore
This year’s edition literally claims that if governments don’t police social media better, the world will be destroyed.
Today, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists announced that they had moved their Doomsday Clock to two minutes to midnight, their most dire reading since the invention of the hydrogen bomb in 1953.

January 26, 2018 8:04 am

OT but obliquely relevant (clock). Has anyone seen this 10,000 year clock under construction? Fascinating in a pitiful kind of way.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  icisil
January 26, 2018 8:37 am

Fascinating yes, a most creative way to seek immortality. Construction of mechanical monuments to mark the passage of time by producing pleasing vibrations in the audible spectrum. I hope they tune it naturally (A=432) instead of post-modern (A=440).

Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 26, 2018 9:26 am

That was the aspect that struck me – rich people who have everything in this life aspiring for the one thing they can never control – immortality. A monumental (literally) exercise in futility like enumerable others throughout prior millennia. The more time changes, the more things remain the same.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  Pop Piasa
January 26, 2018 2:44 pm

If all goes as planned, a thousand generations can view a sphinx with a watch and bells, read the names of those who built it and wonder what life was like long ago.

January 26, 2018 9:13 am


Reply to  Wharfplank
January 26, 2018 9:20 am

*BAS = Union of Concerned Scientists. A collection of Leftwing activists. Yawwnn

Reply to  Wharfplank
January 26, 2018 10:03 am

Most of them aren’t and never were “scientists”.

Reply to  Wharfplank
January 26, 2018 1:23 pm

Isn’t that the organization that Kenji joined?
The original 4 legged Kenji, not the poster to be named later.

January 26, 2018 9:30 am

I wonder if they’ll move it back a few seconds now after N Korea floated reunification with S Korea? Nah, probably not.

Gunga Din
January 26, 2018 9:38 am

Sometime ago someone put up a poster of “A nurses guide to the apocalypse”.
I can’t find it now.

Gunga din
Reply to  Gunga Din
January 26, 2018 10:05 am

In trying find the poster I’d forgotten to put up my quip!

We’re doomed because we have lost faith in the modern-day combination of Chicken Little and The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf… I think I’m good with that.

As long as she’s around, we’re all good.
(A paper solution to a paper problem.)

January 26, 2018 9:44 am

Even the IPCC doesn’t try to push the meme that global warming is going to kill us all.
In fact they were never crazy enough to try to push that.
The acolytes on the other hand start at crazy and accelerate from there.

Jim Sweet
January 26, 2018 10:35 am

Unplug this clock. Time to put an end to this sad little propaganda exercise.

Dems B, Dcvrs
January 26, 2018 10:39 am

It is not 2 Minutes to Midnight.
It is 2 Minutes to Noon!

Reply to  Dems B, Dcvrs
January 26, 2018 4:57 pm

Well then, let’s go grab a sandwich.

January 26, 2018 10:50 am

The science behind the “Doomsday Clock” is 97% settled

Reply to  Nash
January 26, 2018 4:58 pm

58 minutes settled.

Reply to  Davis
January 26, 2018 5:46 pm

The clock is set at 2 minutes to midnight or 58 of 60 minutes, which is 97% … coincidence! or is it??

Joel Snider
January 26, 2018 12:12 pm

All these new ‘syndromes’ and mental conditions.
Is anyone affected by these other than Progressives?
Anybody here?
‘Cause I feel just fine.

Gunga Din
Reply to  Joel Snider
January 26, 2018 12:41 pm

Obviously you are suffering EFPIDS (Escaped From Progressive Indoctrination Derangement Syndrome).
They have a drug or a TV channel for that.

Andre Lewis
January 26, 2018 4:46 pm

Have the Doomsday clowns forgotten the 1962 Cuban crisis? At school in the UK I remember all classes were suspended and everyone quietly listened to a radio to find out if a nuclear war was starting! Under a Democrat president still hailed as a hero for bringing us to the brink.

January 26, 2018 4:55 pm

“2 Minutes To Midnight” IRON MAIDEN
Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don’t need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here’s my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death
The killer’s breed or the Demon’s seed,
The glamour, the fortune, the pain,
Go to war again, blood is freedom’s stain
Don’t you pray for my soul anymore?
2 minutes to midnight,
The hands that threaten doom.
2 minutes to midnight,
To kill the unborn in the womb.
The blind men shout “Let the creatures out
We’ll show the unbelievers.”
The napalm screams of human flames
Of a prime time Belsen feast … yeah!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies.
The killer’s breed or the Demon’s seed,
The glamour, the fortune, the pain,
Go to war again, blood is freedom’s stain
Don’t you pray for my soul anymore.
2 minutes to midnight,
The hands that threaten doom.
2 minutes to midnight,
To kill the unborn in the womb.
The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.
The killer’s breed or the Demon’s seed,
The glamour, the fortune, the pain,
Go to war again, blood is freedom’s stain
Don’t you pray for my soul anymore.
2 minutes to midnight,
The hands that threaten doom.
2 minutes to midnight,
To kill the unborn in the womb.
It’s all night
It’s all night

January 26, 2018 10:50 pm

Oh well, armageddon is only 2 minutes away so eat more red meat, give the V8 a bit more boot and crank up the aircon. Why even postulate what the climate will be doing in a 100 years time?

Hocus Locus
January 27, 2018 3:20 am

I’ll have to acknowledge the general hilarity here — the Doomsday Clock broke again on the day they issued a memo with a ranked list placing the threat of “climate change” above “nuclear war” — by offering this.
It is a little known fact that the Doomsday Clock is over 150 years old, and for many years was kept by the Masons and existed in secret at an undisclosed Lodge. On June 30, 1908, much to the surprise of the assembled in its chamber, the Doomsday Clock actually chimed midnight! Scaring the bejeezus out of everyone. Mystified them too because the whole idea of a minutes-to-midnight Doomsday Clock had been an old yarn because they had this broken clock and didn’t have the heart to toss it out.
Nervously they dragged the hands back from midnight and their brethren have been flicking it back and forth ever since. Until this old Russian film emerged no one knew why the clock had chimed.
FULL DISCLOSURE: I changed the music, its original music was contaminated by heavy metals. Also last year I changed the video’s title from “Bedtime Story” to “Bedtime Story – The First 100 Days of A Donald Trump Presidency” to troll for anti-Trump persons.

David Cage
January 28, 2018 11:46 am

What puzzles me is the guys who work this out have openly stated a) that Trump is controlled by Putin and b) that under Trump a war with Russia is far more likely than it would be under Clinton.

January 28, 2018 9:51 pm

Trump is unfit to lead. Period. And the clown car of incompetent sycophants who surround him can’t be trusted. It’s a sad day for America when you find yourself longing for the glib intellect of Dubya Bush and the moral fiber of Richard Nixon.

Reply to  MorinMoss
January 29, 2018 11:04 am

Considering the alternative, America did the right thing in the election.

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