You just have to see the photo below, from the Mann himself, who has on occasion referred to me as a “carnival barker” while apparently not fully understanding how he looks at times. Hilariously, we have this photo from his Facebook Page:
Here is a closeup of the product. Ridiculous as it is, it’s a real product, sold at something called “The Climate Store”.
Apparently, the intrepid Dr. Mann is getting behind this woman, Ms. Meitiv, who seems to be running for a county council position. She apparently asked him to give a talk called “What’s up with the weather?”. Hmmm.
It was part of a publicity stunt at a bar and grill called “The Barking Dog” and seemed to be “heavily” attended:
So, the next time Dr. Mann throws a Twitter tantrum, which is almost daily, we can now say to him: GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOME CLIMATE TOOTPASTE!
Surely, there will be other climate related personal hygiene products coming down the pike that Dr. Mann will endorse. We await those with bated breath!



As a dentist, I can see clearly that Dr Mann has been clenching and/ or grinding his teeth at night. The thickened jowls are from muscles being beefed up. I can often tell from 10 feet away that someone is stressed out and grinding (bruxism.) Then I start asking questions about the symptoms and almost always find the headaches and earaches associated with bruxism.
As it is stress mediated, it suggests that Mann has something he is uneasy about-something to hide? Perhaps he knows that he is full of crap and a total fraud? Stressing out that one day his life of lies will be uncovered and the SHTF moment of judgement falls.
High treason, I rather suspect sialadenosis.
I see the ring of confidence is on the box. I guess the word “tricksters” is implied.
Toothpaste?
Surely eyewash would be more apt!
@Mark S. Johnson: As somebody who has a reasonable understanding of the scientific method, it seems to me that things which MM did were beyond the pale. His hockey stick graph seemed to me to be outside any scientific norms. McKitrick and McIntyre showed in a clear and understandable way how Mann’s Yamal math was in error. There are other very convincing critiques of Mann’s work. I don’t know anything about the rationale for any of the many awards which Mann apparently received, but I am thoroughly convinced by McKitricks critique. Citing awards is just another form of appealing to authority and is not a logical rebuttal of well reasoned and peer reviewed critiques. No matter how many awards a person has, I would not trust them if they did not, for example, report when data displayed in a graph is of two dramatically different types.
The effect of Mann’s Uh-Oh formula can be observed in his treemometer, but nothing compares to Jerry Brown’s veto on the essential electric distribution network maintenance, which merit the warning labels. A distinguished effort to backfire the Enough Already!
I did laugh at Anthony’s final sentence which I suspect was unintentional.
At least it will be fresh bated breath.
HOKKO SHTIKKO -the tar-based antitranspirant with genuine feathers. No more sweaty armpits when caught telling lies.
We’re all gonna die because of the rapidly warming planet! But at least my teeth will be bright white!
TRUE STORY….
As a young engineer, I was Works Engineer for a UK medicines operation that produced, amongst other products, various toothpaste brands, and Preparation H (it was an American company)..
As you can probably appreciate, all empty tubes in the UK were produced by the same company (UMP Venesta) – and after a quick check at Good Inwards that they say (for example) ‘Preparation H medium’ on the shipping box they would be brought straight to the packaging line to be filled with the product..
Imagine our surprise, therefore, when the filling line was brought to an abrupt halt at the realisation that Preparation H was being filled into…… Evostik tubes….
Much hilarity ensued at the visualisation of Evostik being filled into Preparation H tubes……!
Now we know that Big Mouth funds climate activism (or is it the other way round?)
Endorsed by 97% of …….. (Enter appropriate ‘experts on grants’ here)
Climouth experts
I’d love to hawk his product—with my dentures out and big, toothless smile!
As I believe George Carlin said, “shouldn’t it be called tooth soap?”
After Mr Johnson’s paean of praise for Prof Mann it seems awfully impertinent of me to mention the image that comes to mind whenever the good professor’s name is invoked.
You see , after I learned here about Mann’s splicing of modern tree ring data to paleoclimate records , my irreverent mind immediately flashes to Piltdown Man. That, you recall, was a fraudulent fossil created by splicing a modern human skull onto an ape jaw . The fraud was not uncovered for 40 years and in the meantime was accepted as a real, if puzzling , human ancestor fossil by people as eminent as Sir Arthur Keith.
There was once an exhibit in the ditch where the “fossil” was discovered in 1912 , but no longer ( I checked) , but a pub nearby in Sussex is still called “Piltdown Man” I believe .
[snip – a bit much – mod]
Running for city-council position.
Naturally.
Until I heard about a lawsuit, cease-and-desist order, or something comparable…bye-bye Colgate Palmolive products.
But did you know that climate change is going to impact Colgate toothpaste? http://mitsloan.mit.edu/actionlearning/media/documents/s-lab-projects/Colgate-Poster-2016.pdf
Toothpaste salesmann looks good on him and there is nothing wrong with a career refresh .
Given the elapsed time since the hockey stick one would think an update would have been produced
by now . People will always buy toothpaste but oh so scary global warming has run it’s course .
Climostat
Monistat to soothe away the CAGW
What else will we learn about his personal hygiene? What does he use when reminded of sports, esp. Hockey? He must be sweating cobs thinking about his hidden collection of odd numbers I do not dare to call data. Is there anything at all to disguise that rancid odour of Angst?
There is no way that cute little pig pictured should be compared to the hockey stick graphic artist .
Pig? Do you mean Sus scrofus? Aren’t these animals considered unclean in the religious sphere he allegedly belongs to?