You just have to see the photo below, from the Mann himself, who has on occasion referred to me as a “carnival barker” while apparently not fully understanding how he looks at times. Hilariously, we have this photo from his Facebook Page:
Here is a closeup of the product. Ridiculous as it is, it’s a real product, sold at something called “The Climate Store”.
Apparently, the intrepid Dr. Mann is getting behind this woman, Ms. Meitiv, who seems to be running for a county council position. She apparently asked him to give a talk called “What’s up with the weather?”. Hmmm.
It was part of a publicity stunt at a bar and grill called “The Barking Dog” and seemed to be “heavily” attended:
So, the next time Dr. Mann throws a Twitter tantrum, which is almost daily, we can now say to him: GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOME CLIMATE TOOTPASTE!
Surely, there will be other climate related personal hygiene products coming down the pike that Dr. Mann will endorse. We await those with bated breath!
I remain unconvinced. The ad copy mentions that it is toothpaste just once, and in the fine print. No mention on the product itself.
It could be anything. Lots of medications are sold in that tube form. For example, topical lotions for skin conditions like ringworm and scabies. Another common one is a product for hemorrhoids.
We hope the manufacturer did not make any mistakes.
Supermodels swear by Preparation H hemorrhoid cream under the eyes to prevent puffiness and reduce dark circles apparently!
They also eat sardines to keep their skin smooth…
This story makes it clear that the old saw about truth being stranger than fiction is still correct.
My mother-in-law told me that she used Preparation H for that. I told her that I had half a tube that she could have if she wanted it. She didn’t.
After applying his famous statistical algorithms, he put some on his head to cure baldness. A later inspection revealed that he was still bald and had a massive cavity between his ears!
But it’s worse than we thought! The cavity is full of hot air and he’s been caught exhaling CO2!!!
Toothpaste can be a political minefield. Couldn’t believe what I was seeing in Thailand in 1980. Came home with a tube to silence unbelievers.
http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/ism/collections/recent/darkie_toothpaste.aspx
Well, if you think about it, it kinda sorta makes sense.
You do need an abrasive to make a good toothpaste.
On second thought, you really need a mild abrasive.
Oh well.
Is it an empty package?
If it was empty it would be called Climatology , not Climate.
I believe they are going to have a slight problem….
http://twogreenleaves.org/images/climatetpaste2.png
?w=1200
Hopefully another law suit..
…. but this time one that he can’t RUN AWAY from.
Wait Social Injustice?
Nothing new about a climate “scientist” plagiarising other people’s work.
Unless accepted by Colgate the company. Who knows. Please let us know.
Whiter teeth reflect incoming solar radiation. What’s not to like? The perfect tool to slow down global warming. Smile at the sun.
“Activist Activator”? “Anti-apathy Stimulant”? “Oh Yes We Can”?
The bottom line for these guys is “Social Justice”, which doesn’t have a damn thing to do with honest science.
+97 Saved me the time of typing the same thing.
Are you sure that isn’t a hemorrhoid cream tube? Considering the bum displayed in the lead pictures, it could use some….
Yes. Preparation H(illary) for soothing relief:
https://youtu.be/89GfI_e1h_g
Just like climate science, Climate toothpaste needs better models.
LOL
I wonder what Mikey’s next product endorsement will be. Hair restorer?
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I like it!
Climate Toothpaste
Guaranteed to turn your teeth green.
As a dentist, I can see what a farce it is. Toothpaste has tried and true ingredients(unlike climate assertions)- abrasives (well describes Dr Mann), humectants (hey Michael, water vapour is the chief greenhouse gas), stabilizers (hey Michael, the climate is actually quite stable), preservatives (no, climate action will not preserve the planet) and fluoride to (supposedly) stop the rot (alas, the IPCC could not get any more rotten.)
As toothpaste is the opposite of what Dr Mann is, the hemorrhoid suggestion is very appropriate. Anything that comes from his mouth really should be stuck back up his…..or was that where it actually came from.
Now that be some funny shee-at, dawg!
Colgate apparently also contains the antibacterial triclosan – so Mann cannot possibly be using it, he’d be dead by now.
What’s in the box? A fold-out picture of a hockey stick?
Hey this makes sense. After all my first introduction to a “scientific consensus” based on appeal to authority was:
When is Penn State going to fire this fraud? If Michael Mann is really as much of a dolt as he appears to be, he is an absolute embarrassment to the Nittany Nation. He makes academia a laughingstock.
The Nittany Lions didn’t terminate Joe Paterno’s contract until Nov 2011. two months before he died.
Tolerating Mann’s abuse of data is a no-brainer for an institution which tolerated child sex abuse and those who knew about it but did nothing until practically the bitter end.
“Dr. Mann is getting behind this woman”
uh …..
“What’s up with the weather?”
What’s Up With That?
Mann! The end game of the falsified climate crisis is something I’ve been speculating on. I saw it as a chicken-head-cut-off thing with crazy athletic leaps and bounds but never saw this coming. I guess trying to divine the end game antics of the cukoo climate clucks clan is beyond analysis.
Toothpaste, the ultimate solution: exhaling 40.000 ppm CO2 and still fresh.
Good one. How about this idea? Climate Toothpaste, the carbon-sequestering dentifrice! Brush often, rinse and spit, repeat throughout the day. Converts your exhaled carbon dioxide into harmless dissolved carbonates!
Am I the only one getting a Rogaine add at the end of the article?
Mickey will never go toothless for the cause! Sure bet!
Hahahahaha
How about toilet paper with the hockey stick printed on each sheet.
Danielle has worked up the courage to reveal Mike what Every-Mann-Must-Have for a More Gratifying Oral Experience. Here’s the tool for left-handed comfort:
http://everymanmusthave.com/wp-content/uploads/Scuba_emmh1.jpg