Josh: Don't squeeze the Lewpaper

Emboldened by the worldwide success (29,000+ views) of the flushed Lewpaper, a spokesman for Procter and Gamble has announced that P&G decided to replace Mr. Whipple with Mr. Lew.

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The Tidy Bowl Man could not be reached for comment at press time. Just think what climate science would be like today if Mann had Ring-Guard™.

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March 22, 2014 9:16 am

Not to mention the Lew condom …it retracts itself without noticing, and allows the owner to answer the hospital phone call nine months later “that’s not my baby”

GeologyJim
March 22, 2014 9:17 am

Laugh out Loud!!
One of your finest efforts Josh

Brian H
March 22, 2014 9:19 am

A Charmin’ effort, Josh.

Bruce Cobb
March 22, 2014 9:44 am

But, is it good for sceptic systems?

Ron Richey
March 22, 2014 9:51 am

Number one in the number two business…..

Mac the Knife
March 22, 2014 9:54 am

Marketing phrase for ‘Don’t forget to flush!’: “Lew-and-down-ski!”

Stuart Elliot
March 22, 2014 9:54 am

Nice one Bruce Cobb.
I am here to say that contact with that particular Lew Paper does not leave me feeling fresh and clean.

March 22, 2014 10:12 am

There might be a propagation of retractions backward in time for Lew to include retracting his ‘Moon Landing’ paper, since his retracted ‘Recursive Fury’ fundamentally extended from ‘Moon Landing’.
Josh, in that possible scenario you may need to promote Lew Loo to Chairman & CEO of International Flushable Science Inc (a wholly owned subsidiary company of Mahnn, ErrOreskes and Associates Inc).
John

Aphan
March 22, 2014 10:18 am

Mac-didn’t you mean “Loo”?

Mac the Knife
March 22, 2014 10:57 am

Aphan says:
March 22, 2014 at 10:18 am
Mac-didn’t you mean “Loo”?
Call it ‘marketing license’…
Mac

Bill H
March 22, 2014 11:14 am

This paper leaves bits, tears easily and introduces fingers to ……….
Sorry, I could not resist… Nice Job Josh!

March 22, 2014 12:14 pm

But, what if it comes back up? Zombie loo paper! Without any brains to destroy!

March 22, 2014 12:15 pm

Great picture Josh!

March 22, 2014 1:06 pm

I’m sorry, but this concept attributes entirely too much usefulness to Lewandowsky’s paper.
🙂

Craig
March 22, 2014 1:20 pm

Lewpaper? That makes no sense. Who uses a turd to wipe their butt?

March 22, 2014 1:52 pm

Thanks, Josh. 😉

Harry Passfield
March 22, 2014 2:27 pm

I’s Al Gore blimey it’s shiny. (you need to have lived in the 50’s – just add/remove punctuation.

John Riddell
March 22, 2014 2:53 pm

Do Americans get the pun?
“Loo” or “Lou” means toilet to people of British descent. .
Short for lavatory.
Hence the flushing of the Lew paper.

Sleepalot
March 22, 2014 4:45 pm

Ha! Now he’s on a roll!

Lars P.
March 22, 2014 5:01 pm

Lol, zombie loo paper, @ATheoK says:March 22, 2014 at 12:14 pm
A new fresh zombie lew paper episode!
Btw, thanks Josh for the good laugh, this one is a pearl!

Geoff Sherrington
March 22, 2014 6:12 pm

No, I disapprove.
There is no place for tactics that, when used by others, we criticise.
Is it not best to concentrate on matters like the quality of science?

Farmer Gez
March 22, 2014 7:01 pm

Also good for the happy AGW camper. Simply dig yourself a hole, clean up with Lew paper, plant a poll and hope no one picks up the scent.

Lawrie Ayres
March 22, 2014 7:33 pm

Geoff Sherrington says:
March 22, 2014 at 6:12 pm
No, I disapprove.
There is no place for tactics that, when used by others, we criticise.
Is it not best to concentrate on matters like the quality of science?
Once I would have agreed with you. But the original paper was so ludicrous it deserves to be laughed down. The author is supposedly an academic but if his work to date is an example of his ability I wonder at the lax standards that now pertain at universities. Would you seriously pay good money to be taught by such a fool? Would you send your children to an institution that employs such professors? He and they deserve all the derision we can muster. Hopefully those reading this blog will encourage their kids to seek education elsewhere and with a better class of teacher.

Theo Goodwin
March 22, 2014 8:08 pm

Excellent work, Josh. The pithiness of this cartoon rivals Steyn.

Bryan A
March 22, 2014 9:46 pm

Butt is Lew paper made from pulverized Hockey Schticks?

Mac the Knife
March 22, 2014 10:17 pm

John Riddell says:
March 22, 2014 at 2:53 pm
Do Americans get the pun?
“Loo” or “Lou” means toilet to people of British descent. .
Short for lavatory.
Hence the flushing of the Lew paper.

Well, some of us do… hence the ‘Lew’ synonymous with ‘Loo’ word play. But, judging from some of the responses to my feeble attempt at humor, perhaps not all.
Mac

Lars P.
March 23, 2014 5:36 am

Geoff Sherrington says:
March 22, 2014 at 6:12 pm
No, I disapprove.
There is no place for tactics that, when used by others, we criticise.
Is it not best to concentrate on matters like the quality of science?

Well Geoff, then please read the critics to the Lew papers, they are available at WUWT and other places, then you’ll better understand.
The humour and satire are well deserved, one can only laugh at such nastinnes and projections as found in the recursive fury paper which tries by all means to project “if you are a conspiracy theorist you might also be a climate denier” and the reciprocity: all or almost all climate deniers are conspiracy theorists.
The “science” in it was shown to be baseless, and one can only look with contempt at such misappropriation of statistics and psychology.
Based on such zombie, re-flushable papers are skeptics being insulted on a daily basis in an attempt to avoid honest conversation.
So yes, we may laugh about it.

March 23, 2014 7:11 am

Aloe! Aloe!!

March 23, 2014 9:52 am

I give five stars (out of five) to Josh’s artistic portrayal of Lewandowsky’s intellectual limitation.
John

dp
March 23, 2014 10:10 am

Interestingly, P&G’s former president Lou Pritchett just may have suggested just such a thing were he still the top man there. It would not be the first outspoken and very well done thing he’s ever written:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/youscareme.asp

Bill W
March 23, 2014 10:42 am

Procter & Gamble, not Proctor and Gamble. Also, to the best of my knowledge, Lou Pritchett was never a president at P&G, just (a very entertaining) VP of sales.
REPLY: Thamks, spelling fixed – Anthony

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