Sunday Silliness – the new crop

Josh has a handle on the “best” practices for farming data and producing crops out of season.

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Oh good, you got peer review, and better than my half baked thought.
Blemished bananas?
Data squash?
Pre-cooked data?

Theo Goodwin

You captured Muller totally. Good work.

R. Shearer

How about arctic-chokes?

Artic-chokes, love it. That is worth adding in 😉

John Whitman

Josh,
I am glad you did not go over-the-top with any illusions to enviro watermelons (green outside and red inside).
What wonderful restraint you have.
John

Avocado
Hard green shell – mushy green flesh – great big nut in the middle

John Whitman

enthalpy says:
October 23, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Avocado
Hard green shell – mushy green flesh – great big nut in the middle

enthalpy,
You get my ‘keyboard splattered award’ for the week.
Great stuff.
John

son of mulder

Spin-ache

Ralph

Watermellon:
Green on the outside, Red on the inside….. 😉
.

AndyG55

Hey, there is no such thing as Urban Heat.. Muller says so. !! Must be correct.
At least, if there is, it doesn’t affect thermometers.

I also thought that the golden rule of science is if you know that you have bad data, you don’t massage it, you don’t dice it, you don’t sweeten it – you throw it out.
But of course, this is climate science.

John Whitman

son of mulder says:
October 23, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Spin-ache

son of mulder,
Man, you are killing me with chuckles.
John

Fabulous. Can you get Anthony in there complaining he’s been sold a lemon?

Ah – I can see Richard Muller is not a real climate scientist greengrocer – he’s spelt the plurals correctly. (That’s not a dig at climate scientists – it is a running joke in the UK that greengrocers sell – apple’s, banana’s and potatoe’s)

Wendy

Hand-picked cherries, pre-ethanol corn, capped-CO2-sicum (aussie version of bell peppers). 😉

Wendy, genius. And other additions, all just lovely thank you!

DonS

@John Whitman says:
October 23, 2011 at 12:47 pm
John, I assure you that green watermelons are not “illusions”. You probably meant allusions.

Ya gotta be sure the veggies are staying cool. So maybe a little tree-mometer poking out of the corner of the veggie cart.

petermue

What about straw-berries?
LOL

Ulrich Elkmann

“Fruits out of season”: the reeducation of the Great Capitalist Masses may have suffered some setbacks, but at least the Fruits of the Earth have been brought forward by the principles of ComradeT. D. Lysenko. If this continues, the workers’ paradise, sorry, the Green Garden of Eden will be populated solely by lettuceheads…

Heh, I would have though Muller and team would have been on sale at the Vegetable counter themselves after those 4 pieces of work!!

John Whitman

DonS says:
October 23, 2011 at 4:08 pm
@John Whitman says:
October 23, 2011 at 12:47 pm
John, I assure you that green watermelons are not “illusions”. You probably meant allusions.

DonS,
Check. Thanks.
Sometimes I need to be smarter than my grammar/spell checker.
John

Retired Engineer

“Pear Review” ?

Janice

Smoked-out emails

stevo

“I’m prepared to accept whatever result they produce, even if it proves my premise wrong” (March 6, 2011)
What a surprise that turned out not to be true.

Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Hey Josh, could you draw Anthony Watts jamming with a guitar?

Crispin in Waterloo

Intellectual pea-soupers require:
One dense fog of methodology
Some Berkeley Out-of-dates
and few Has-beans
Bungling Every Statistical Task (BEST)

Ray

Follow the dancing ball. … we have no banana today…
Oh, wait, they do have bananas… amazing!

Cassandra melons, fresh picked cherries, gorelic, strip-bark pine nuts, navel-gazer oranges, sweat corn, …

Brian H

High-ethanol car-rots?

come-quotes

Tom Harley reblogged this on pindanpost and commented: BEST of Muller

hahahahahahahahaha
Josh, waiting for the updated version… t-shirt…?
Instant Gravy Train
Thimblerig Peas
Switch-bait Apples-To-Oranges

Smoked-out Fishy Fingers

Academia Nuts

Cliff Huston

Where are the fresh picked straw-cherries?

Aunty Freeze

enthalpy says:
October 23, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Avocado
Hard green shell – mushy green flesh – great big nut in the middle
Excellent! lol

kim;)

ha ha ha ha

Ben D Hillicoss

lucy skywalker
October 24, 2011 at 1:44 am
Academia Nuts
damn how do you get bourbon out of a key board

Academia Nuts. Deserves a cartoon all of its own, brilliant, Lucy!

Gary Hladik

While checking for hilarious new fruit/veggie suggestions from fellow WUWT pun-dits (thanks, guysI) I looked at the cartoon again and found my favorite little worm at lower left. Thanks, Josh.

Tom in Texas

+10 Lucy.

kim;)

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