Sunday Silliness – the new crop

Josh has a handle on the “best” practices for farming data and producing crops out of season.

See below.

 

 

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Editor
October 23, 2011 11:46 am

Oh good, you got peer review, and better than my half baked thought.
Blemished bananas?
Data squash?
Pre-cooked data?

Theo Goodwin
October 23, 2011 11:51 am

You captured Muller totally. Good work.

R. Shearer
October 23, 2011 11:52 am

How about arctic-chokes?

Editor
October 23, 2011 12:18 pm

Artic-chokes, love it. That is worth adding in 😉

John Whitman
October 23, 2011 12:47 pm

Josh,
I am glad you did not go over-the-top with any illusions to enviro watermelons (green outside and red inside).
What wonderful restraint you have.
John

October 23, 2011 1:04 pm

Avocado
Hard green shell – mushy green flesh – great big nut in the middle

John Whitman
October 23, 2011 1:40 pm

enthalpy says:
October 23, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Avocado
Hard green shell – mushy green flesh – great big nut in the middle

enthalpy,
You get my ‘keyboard splattered award’ for the week.
Great stuff.
John

son of mulder
October 23, 2011 1:43 pm

Spin-ache

Ralph
October 23, 2011 2:09 pm

Watermellon:
Green on the outside, Red on the inside….. 😉
.

AndyG55
October 23, 2011 2:09 pm

Hey, there is no such thing as Urban Heat.. Muller says so. !! Must be correct.
At least, if there is, it doesn’t affect thermometers.

October 23, 2011 2:43 pm

I also thought that the golden rule of science is if you know that you have bad data, you don’t massage it, you don’t dice it, you don’t sweeten it – you throw it out.
But of course, this is climate science.

John Whitman
October 23, 2011 2:56 pm

son of mulder says:
October 23, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Spin-ache

son of mulder,
Man, you are killing me with chuckles.
John

Editor
October 23, 2011 2:59 pm

Fabulous. Can you get Anthony in there complaining he’s been sold a lemon?

Editor
Reply to  Verity Jones
October 23, 2011 3:03 pm

Ah – I can see Richard Muller is not a real climate scientist greengrocer – he’s spelt the plurals correctly. (That’s not a dig at climate scientists – it is a running joke in the UK that greengrocers sell – apple’s, banana’s and potatoe’s)

Wendy
October 23, 2011 3:32 pm

Hand-picked cherries, pre-ethanol corn, capped-CO2-sicum (aussie version of bell peppers). 😉

Editor
October 23, 2011 4:03 pm

Wendy, genius. And other additions, all just lovely thank you!

DonS
October 23, 2011 4:08 pm

@John Whitman says:
October 23, 2011 at 12:47 pm
John, I assure you that green watermelons are not “illusions”. You probably meant allusions.

October 23, 2011 4:10 pm

Ya gotta be sure the veggies are staying cool. So maybe a little tree-mometer poking out of the corner of the veggie cart.

petermue
October 23, 2011 4:32 pm

What about straw-berries?
LOL

Ulrich Elkmann
October 23, 2011 4:42 pm

“Fruits out of season”: the reeducation of the Great Capitalist Masses may have suffered some setbacks, but at least the Fruits of the Earth have been brought forward by the principles of ComradeT. D. Lysenko. If this continues, the workers’ paradise, sorry, the Green Garden of Eden will be populated solely by lettuceheads…

October 23, 2011 4:42 pm

Heh, I would have though Muller and team would have been on sale at the Vegetable counter themselves after those 4 pieces of work!!

John Whitman
October 23, 2011 4:55 pm

DonS says:
October 23, 2011 at 4:08 pm
@John Whitman says:
October 23, 2011 at 12:47 pm
John, I assure you that green watermelons are not “illusions”. You probably meant allusions.

DonS,
Check. Thanks.
Sometimes I need to be smarter than my grammar/spell checker.
John

Retired Engineer
October 23, 2011 4:57 pm

“Pear Review” ?

Janice
October 23, 2011 5:45 pm

Smoked-out emails

stevo
October 23, 2011 7:28 pm

“I’m prepared to accept whatever result they produce, even if it proves my premise wrong” (March 6, 2011)
What a surprise that turned out not to be true.

Bachman-Turner Overdrive
October 23, 2011 8:07 pm

Hey Josh, could you draw Anthony Watts jamming with a guitar?

Crispin in Waterloo
October 23, 2011 9:06 pm

Intellectual pea-soupers require:
One dense fog of methodology
Some Berkeley Out-of-dates
and few Has-beans
Bungling Every Statistical Task (BEST)

Ray
October 23, 2011 9:19 pm

Follow the dancing ball. … we have no banana today…
Oh, wait, they do have bananas… amazing!

October 23, 2011 10:04 pm

Cassandra melons, fresh picked cherries, gorelic, strip-bark pine nuts, navel-gazer oranges, sweat corn, …

Brian H
October 23, 2011 11:17 pm

High-ethanol car-rots?

October 24, 2011 12:31 am

come-quotes

Tom Harley
October 24, 2011 1:07 am

Tom Harley reblogged this on pindanpost and commented: BEST of Muller

October 24, 2011 1:34 am

hahahahahahahahaha
Josh, waiting for the updated version… t-shirt…?
Instant Gravy Train
Thimblerig Peas
Switch-bait Apples-To-Oranges

October 24, 2011 1:43 am

Smoked-out Fishy Fingers

October 24, 2011 1:44 am

Academia Nuts

Cliff Huston
October 24, 2011 2:07 am

Where are the fresh picked straw-cherries?

Aunty Freeze
October 24, 2011 5:14 am

enthalpy says:
October 23, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Avocado
Hard green shell – mushy green flesh – great big nut in the middle
Excellent! lol

kim;)
October 24, 2011 5:18 am

ha ha ha ha

Ben D Hillicoss
October 24, 2011 1:24 pm

lucy skywalker
October 24, 2011 at 1:44 am
Academia Nuts
damn how do you get bourbon out of a key board

Editor
October 24, 2011 2:31 pm

Academia Nuts. Deserves a cartoon all of its own, brilliant, Lucy!

Gary Hladik
October 24, 2011 8:14 pm

While checking for hilarious new fruit/veggie suggestions from fellow WUWT pun-dits (thanks, guysI) I looked at the cartoon again and found my favorite little worm at lower left. Thanks, Josh.

Tom in Texas
October 24, 2011 8:16 pm

+10 Lucy.

kim;)
October 25, 2011 4:07 am

Lemons and Lies

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