Only a Century? Ya Wimps!

Guest Post by Willis Eschenbach

You’ve heard of “Post Normal Science”? I investigate “Para Normal Science”. That’s the kind of science that is based on the willing suspension of belief in the physical laws of nature. Continuing my investigation of para normal science, I find a group that takes the long view of sea level rise. They don’t mess about with decadal scenarios. They disdain looking a mere century into the future. The press release is here, the paper’s paywalled, abstract here. The press release is titled:

Sea levels will continue to rise for 500 years

Figure from the press release issued by the Niels Bohr Institute of the University of Copenhagen. Estimates prepared for the purposes of alarmism only, not warranteed for any other application. © 2011  by BeVeRyScArEd Limited, a wholly owned subsidiary of Neal’s Boring Institute. 

My favorite part of the press release about the paywalled paper was this:

Actual measurements. Not fake, counterfeit, false, ersatz, phony, bogus, pseudo, or imitation measurements. Actual measurements.

Whenever they say something like “based on actual measurements”, I can’t help but be reminded of Hollywood’s “Based on a true story”, and how far the Hollywood version always is from the actual story warts and all …

In any case, no matter how they designed their climate supermodel, scenarios five centuries long? I’m sorry, but that’s a complete wank. No one will be alive to see even the 200 year mark. It will make no difference to our current choices. Indeed, it will likely be forgotten before the year is out. It is probably produced specifically with the aspiration of receiving the honor of being entombed in the fifth IPCC assessment report, a fitting burial place for such work. It may be based on a true story, but the facts have been changed to protect the innocent, so much so that any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.

But most of all, it is an exercise in projecting a simple curve into the future, which is a newbie error I was warned against in high school. You can’t just extend a curve out for 500 years, that’s a pathetic joke even if you do call it a “IPCC scenario”. Oh, wait, that terminology is so yesterday. The new IPCC bureaucratic scientese term is “Representative Concentration Pathways (RCP) radiative forcing scenarios” … I kid you not.

But even if you call it a Representative Concentration Pathways (RCP) radiative forcing scenario, still, five hundred years? Five centuries? Get real!

Para Normal Science at its finest.

w.

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Chris D.
October 20, 2011 10:04 am

Beth Cooper says:
October 20, 2011 at 9:37 am
Beth, I must say that, of all of the poems I’ve seen on this and other realted blogs, yours is by far the best I have seen to date! Love it!

MikeinAppalachia
October 20, 2011 10:13 am

Crispin-
Nicely stated (both posts). I hope Mr. Grinsted does return to the discussion.
One point I am unclear on; it is known that the increased “heating” effects of CO2 in the atmosphere decrease with rising levels of concentration. At least I’m unaware of any contention that is otherwise. Yet, the various curves from the abstract don’t appear to show such an effect.
Why? Is it assumed that there will be such an increase in “land-based” ice melt due to rising land surface temperatures that this will overcome the decrease in thermal expansion?
If so, then the curves must have been generated by a function with significantly more variables than a simple correlation of past (assumed) sea level rise as a function of increased CO2 in the atmosphere. Maybe he can comment on that.

Blade
October 20, 2011 10:16 am

Aslak Grinsted [October 20, 2011 at 3:21 am] says:
“I am a coauthor on the study. I take no offense at your mockery, because that is pretty much the level of debate that I expect from WUWT (sorry, if that offends you).”

To Aslak Grinsted, please answer one simple question.
In light of this, what do you believe sea-level should be doing today?
[A] :: Increasing
[B] :: Remain static
[C] :: Decreasing

Steve from Rockwood
October 20, 2011 10:37 am

Beth Cooper says:
October 20, 2011 at 9:37 am
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Nicely done Beth!

Steve from Rockwood
October 20, 2011 10:54 am

A model walks into an error bar and yells to the bartender “I’ll have an IPCC report, on the rocks and hold the facts.”
It is ridiculous to write a paper calling for catastrophic sea-level rise over a period of twelve generations (to which currently there has been no sudden increase in the rate of sea-level rise and in a world where the in-danger areas are already below sea-level), introduce yourself to the thread as a coauthor of said useless paper and then disappear. It is not necessary to directly engage any of us deniers but you could post a simple summary of your paper for discussion. I for one am curious to know where all this water is coming from. The ice shelves? Greenland? Antarctica? Looking at my back of the envelope calculation I get an Antarctica land-mass melting of almost 10%. Martha, get the boats ready…the research grants are coming.

DirkH
October 20, 2011 11:03 am

Aslak Grinsted says:
October 20, 2011 at 3:21 am
“1) Increased CO2 -> Increased radiative forcing
2) stronger radiative forcing -> increased heat / warming
3) Heat/warming -> shrinks land-based ice, and expands the world oceans.”
1) and 2) are too simplistic, as negative feedbacks due to adaptation of the relative humidity does not occur in this simple reasoning; see e.g. Miskolczi’s theory.
Beenstock and Reingewertz have shown that CO2 concentration CANNOT Granger-cause the temperature anomaly – so there MUST be a negative feedback, otherwise your simple line of reasoning would hold.
see
http://economics.huji.ac.il/facultye/beenstock/Nature_Paper091209.pdf
I also have an opinion about publications like yours, Aslak, but I better keep it to myself.

Michael Larkin
October 20, 2011 11:21 am

Chris D and Steve from Rockwood,
I agree Beth’s piece was very good – but isn’t it a parody of Gilbert and Sullivan’s “I am the very model of a modern major general”?

see from about 1:05 on.

Willis Eschenbach
October 20, 2011 11:43 am

aslak grinsted says:
October 20, 2011 at 8:11 am

I appreciate the response of the few of you who has clarified your positions to my discussion points above. I could only make sense of crispin’s position. I am still looking forwards to a clarification from Willis though.
I am impressed by how successfully the crowd has been driven to a frenzy. Your audience loves you, Willis. I am sure they also would like to know what you think.

Sorry I didn’t respond to you as quickly as you might have liked, Aslak. I went to bed at 3 AM after posting my piece, and since then I was doing this funny thing called “sleeping”.
However, you’ll no doubt be impressed by my claim that using my model to linearly extend my average number of hours of sleep five hundred years into the future, I can confidently state that by then I’ll have slept a total of nearly 120 years, and been awake for 380 years … I can hardly wait, I’ve been missing sleep lately and I could really use those extra years of snoozing right about now …
w.

October 20, 2011 12:06 pm

I once had to prove (in the rigorous mathematical sense) to an engineer that (1) it is possible to create an infinite number of ‘models’ that can fit any arbitrary set of data points, (2) if one adds another finite set of data points to the original set, an infinite subset of the ‘models’ will perfectly accommodate the additional points, and (3) the original set of data points therefore becomes totally useless for extrapolation to estimates of new points.
The only practical use of mathematical models that ‘fit’ empirical data is to provide reasonable *estimates* of *interpolated* values.
Once the measurement has been made. all “bets” are off.

Frank K.
October 20, 2011 12:16 pm

aslak grinsted says:
October 20, 2011 at 8:11 am
Only one very simple question for you: Do you stand by everything that was reported in the press release? Thanks.

Steve from Rockwood
October 20, 2011 12:36 pm

Tom Davidson says:
October 20, 2011 at 12:06 pm
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Tom, I took a one day course on 3-D inversion with Doug Oldenburg of UBC (Vancouver, Canada). Dr. Oldenburg started the course by fitting a series of data points (perhaps magnetic measurements, I can’t recall) to a series of very different models, all to the same degree of accuracy (a least squares error). The first was a series of vertical zones, next horizontal ones, then arbitrary shapes with minimum gradient at the boundaries, then smallest volume and so on. All of these very different models fit the data equally well and all were just as valid.
The point of the exercise was that if you don’t know something about what you are modeling, you can get any outcome you wish. He went on stress honesty about what you do know and what you do not know. Great course, great man. Constraining your model was the most important step.
Interpolation is one thing, extrapolation quite another. I use polynomials for interpolation but they are very bad outside the boundaries of the data used to determine their coefficients.
Models that attempt to predict the future are a form of extrapolation. They are unbounded along the trend of prediction. That is why I made the error bar joke. We have about 50 years of accurate measurements on sea-ice, we barely know if Antarctica is growing or shrinking, we’re not sure if Greenland ice is stable and yet we can predict sea-level rise at 5.5 m in 500 years without a blush. Only stock pickers have more misplaced self confidence.
Sorry about the coffee Willis. Hope you like the punch-line.

Kevin K
October 20, 2011 12:39 pm

Wasn’t this model modeled after the Lehman’s fiscal model for the ideal model of projected fiscal modeling of modeled leveraging?
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kim;)
October 20, 2011 12:46 pm

Dear Aslak Grinsted,
You attribute sea level rise to CO2 in your press release.
Can you give us your evidence that this, or any sea level rise / lowering, isn’t natural?
Talkin’ ain’t walkin’ …and that is the problem.

Don K
October 20, 2011 12:50 pm

MikeinAppalachia says:
October 20, 2011 at 10:13 am
Crispin-
Nicely stated (both posts). I hope Mr. Grinsted does return to the discussion.
One point I am unclear on; it is known that the increased “heating” effects of CO2 in the atmosphere decrease with rising levels of concentration. At least I’m unaware of any contention that is otherwise. Yet, the various curves from the abstract don’t appear to show such an effect.
========
Everybody — skeptic and warmer alike — has tacitly agreed to use Svante Arrhenious’ estimate that the greenhousing falls off with the natural logarithm of the GHG concentration. It’s probably included. If it weren’t the future lines would probably sail off to the right as straight lines of pretty much constant slope starting around 2100.

Stephen Brown
October 20, 2011 1:34 pm

Willis, you are a marvel.
Every time you strike a match, there’s a bonfire!

October 20, 2011 2:01 pm

Hi Willis
Thanks, for restating what you already said in yet another sarcastic way.
Why don’t you answer my questions instead?

Steve from Rockwood
October 20, 2011 2:21 pm

Aslak Grinsted:
Where is the bulk of the sea-level rise coming from?
Thanks.

October 20, 2011 4:20 pm

Gotta love the Willis.
Mr Grinsted.
You keep assuming that CO2 makes the sea level rise.
Since the level isn’t rising, and the CO2 level isn’t falling,
I do not know why you would persist in this belief.
The same goes for the warming. It isn’t, so when you say it is, I find that confounding.
Also I believe as others here do, that melting ice and rising sea level are normal positive
climate indicators as they have been for 8 millennia, even if today’s melting and rising
are actually rather feeble.
Maybe y’all should man up and make a 5 year prediction with a signed resignation filed, should your confidently touted predictions fail to come to pass.
At least regale us with some of your more successful, past prognostications
so that it might be possible for the less nuanced observers among us to judge your skill
before we put our beach homes up for sale, or otherwise inconvenience ourselves,
to favor your climate overlords.

SØREN BUNDGAARD
October 20, 2011 5:09 pm

More work from Dr. A. Grinsted, and his vision on Geoengineering and See-level rice
http://www.nbi.ku.dk/ansatte/?id=132787&f=3&vis=medarbejder

October 20, 2011 6:56 pm

Aslak a word to the wi….. well word to you anyway you will lose to Willis every time if you can’t be straight-forward and ready to admit that he might just be right on this ego is a very bad thing and you haven’t got the wordsmanship to keep up with Willis is a snark-off just be honest and sincere and let your mind be open and you might just learn something. great job on this again Willis.

Beth Cooper
October 20, 2011 7:35 pm

Miichael Larkin, I kinda hoped someone would notice the Gilbert and Sullivan ‘model,’ metaphor abounds… Chris D and Steve from Rockwood, thanks for kind comments.

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