I'll never be able to eat Kobe beef again

Willis recently wrote about The Long View of Feeding the Planet and all I can say about this idea below is that it is too long wrong. But, this is exactly the sort of thing that some wacky eco-types would see as part of a “sustainable future”. Even Soylent Green sounds better.

From Digital Trends

It’s being called the “poop burger”. Japanese scientists have found a way to create artificial meat from sewage containing human feces.

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

h/t (I think) to WUWT reader “Ray”

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Lew Skannen
June 16, 2011 10:10 pm

I am so glad you posted this….
🙁
Now I just hope the Sun eplodes.

Sean Peake
June 16, 2011 10:21 pm

This sounds like the review of Spinal Tap’s “Shark Sandwich”

CodeTech
June 16, 2011 10:24 pm

Can you honestly and reliably tell me this isn’t what McDonalds has been selling all along?
Anyway… don’t think too much about where ANY of your food comes from. Especially mushrooms… eww. The whole food chain relies on recycling of waste at some point.

Turnip
June 16, 2011 10:29 pm

I’mjust glad I never had to taste test the the failed prototypes.

Katherine
June 16, 2011 10:30 pm

Sounds like the vat meat in certain science fiction books.
After all the news about safety hazards in organically grown food, I’ll pass. >.<

June 16, 2011 10:31 pm

dog food substitute obviously.

June 16, 2011 10:31 pm

dont let that sheriff in Arizona hear about this

Editor
June 16, 2011 10:32 pm

Yuck. That’s even grosser than a Science News story years ago about eating maggots. (Farmed maggots eating clean meat, not your typical road kill maggot mind you.)
Ah – See http://blog.asiahotels.com/i-dare-you-to-eat-those-bugs/fried-maggots/
Sort of a carnivore version of bean sprouts. Maybe safer!

June 16, 2011 10:32 pm

SOS

June 16, 2011 10:33 pm
DRE
June 16, 2011 10:34 pm

Soylent Brown is people…feces?

Brian Johnson uk
June 16, 2011 10:38 pm

Don’t tell McDonald’s
The McTurder Burger is nigh!

chris b
June 16, 2011 10:38 pm

Oh, crap.

Chris1958
June 16, 2011 10:40 pm

what you eat today walks and talks tomorrow 🙂

Rob Chambers
June 16, 2011 10:51 pm

Mmmmmm! Turd Burger.

a jones
June 16, 2011 10:52 pm

Oh dear. How they love to reinvent the wheel.
In the 1970’s We did all this from windmills to cooking human waste to provide food back then: I have no idea what it tasted like but it was declared wholesome and nutritious.
Of course that was all to stave off the end of cheap energy, the oil was going to run out and all that, and food was going to be scarce and I do not know what else.
Never happened.
Still I suppose those who do not learn from the past are condemned to relive it all over again.
Kindest Regards

dp
June 16, 2011 10:53 pm

This requires legislation. I really don’t care which party runs with it, but this has to stop here, go no further, end, fini. All my future votes will be grounded on the principle that feeding people poo should be a national offense, and here, I am drawing the line. No teriyaki poo for this family. Stir fry poo is a non-starter, sum yung poo is right out. This is a poo free zone. Poo by any other name is still poo. This could be the best thing that ever happened to kimchi.

June 16, 2011 10:55 pm

So, has anyone tasted it. Anything like prime rib??

Bill
June 16, 2011 10:55 pm

this is so odd. Of a cultures, it is the Japanese who want to do this? I Love their esthetic, their art, food, industrial design. This is so un-Japanese.

pat
June 16, 2011 10:58 pm

To be served at the Green Peace awards dinner. With Al Gore doing the presentation.

eco-geek
June 16, 2011 10:59 pm

Nothing new here surely? The green diet is still the same…..

jonjermey
June 16, 2011 11:13 pm

Well, coffee beans shat out by civet cats are already a high-priced delicacy. This just goes one step further.

June 16, 2011 11:14 pm

Excellent food for Greenies. Then at least they will be taking my advice – “Eat Sh!t”

johnnboy1949
June 16, 2011 11:14 pm

I sure hope im gone before this comes out…..im starting to feel that if it comes within the nexts 30 years….yea, i’ll be here…..and i’ll remmber this…….

David Falkner
June 16, 2011 11:19 pm

Edible is such a subjective term…

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