Guest Post by Willis Eschenbach
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it — and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again — and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one any more.
—Pudd’nhead Wilson’s New Calendar
I was reminded of this Mark Twain quote by a recent paper called “Acute sun damage and photoprotective responses in whales” published in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B (hereinafter “Sunburnt Whales”). Their Abstract reads in part:
We conducted photographic and histological surveys of three seasonally sympatric whale species to investigate sunburn and photoprotection. We find that lesions commonly associated with acute severe sun damage in humans are widespread and that individuals with fewer melanocytes have more lesions and less apoptotic cells. This suggests that the pathways used to limit and resolve UVR-induced damage in humans are shared by whales and that darker pigmentation is advantageous to them.
Figure 1. A whale working on suntanning its stomach
So what does Pudd’nhead Wilson have to do with sunburnt whales?
Unfortunately, the authors of Sunburnt Whales did not stop with learning the wisdom in the experience. They went on to tell us how the whales are being threatened by the upcoming Thermageddon™:
Taken together, our results show that whales exhibit lesions typical of acute UVR exposure, suggesting that the thinning ozone layer poses a significant and rising threat to the health of our oceans’ whales. Considering that UVR is expected [by climate models] to increase 4 per cent in the tropics and up to 20 per cent in the poles, more studies are needed to fully understand the consequences of UVR-induced damage and the evolutionary significance of cetacean pigmentation.
OK, what’s their evidence for that? Well, they measured UV-induced blisters and a corresponding measure of UV exposure called “cytoplasmic vacuolation” in a small number of whales in 2007, 2008, and 2009. Both measures increased over the period, although the changes were statistically insignificant for cytoplasmic vacuolation.
For the blisters, in 2007, 12% of the whales had blisters (N, the number of whales measured, was 48). In 2008, 28% had blisters (N=28). In 2009, 68% had blisters (N=22). How do they explain that?
Despite the short time frame, our results would suggest that, as predicted, heightened exposure to UVR secondary to global and regional ozone depletion is leading to more skin damage in whales.
Say what? They’re claiming that the large two-year changes in whale skin health was caused by increased UV … but unfortunately, there’s a huge, glaring problem with their claim. According to NASA:
UV Exposure Has Increased Over the Last 30 Years, but Stabilized Since the Mid-1990s
There has been no increase in the UV radiation in the last fifteen years … but the authors of Sunburnt Whales claim that increased UV has caused whale blisters to quintuple (five times as many) in two short years.
Now I’m sorry, but I simply don’t believe that claim. I can believe that whales have more blisters. But I don’t believe that UV radiation, which has not changed in the last 15 years, has caused whale blisters to suddenly increase five-fold in two years.
They claim that this blister increase is related to the fact that these whales spend time in Baja California, where tropical UV levels are high. But UV levels have changed less in the Tropics than elsewhere. NASA (op. cit.) says about the post-1979 increase:
The high latitudes of the southern hemisphere have seen ultraviolet exposure increase by as much as a quarter. The low latitudes have seen little increase, and the mid-and-high latitudes of the northern hemisphere have seen about a five percent increase.
The low latitudes, where Baja California is located, have seen “little increase” in general, and even less in the last 15 years. So no, I don’t think UV increases are harming the whales, because for the last 15 years UV hasn’t increased. And in Baja California, even the increase since 1979 is on the order of only 5% or less.
Judith Curry keeps on about how we need to repair the trust between the public and climate scientists, and I agree with her. However, she thinks the scientists are not explaining things well, that it is a communications problem.
I say the problem has nothing to do with communication. The problem is bogus climate science being shovelled in our direction by the Royal Society and the other “scientific” journals. Until this kind of bovine waste-product stops being shipped in containers saying “100% Peer Reviewed Climate Science Inside”, people are not going to believe anything a climate scientist says, even though it may, through some unusual combination of misunderstandings and coincidences, actually be true. How does this kind of clearly nonsensical junk ever, ever get through peer review?
Oh, yeah, one final note. Seems to me if you want to see if the UV exposure is increasing the blisters on whales, how about measure some whales year after year and see if the blisters are increasing? Seems like a bozo move, simple, give you good data to confirm or deny the hypothesis.
Which is probably why the authors of Sunburnt Whales were very careful not to do that. They report:
In each season recaptured individuals were excluded from the analyses, the first capture being the one included.
Yeah, that’s the way to tell whether blisters are increasing, throw out valid data … not. Where is the headslap icon when I need it?
PS – I’m back in the Solomon Islands for a week, where even the electrons move slowly, so my replies may be delayed … have patience.
PPS – After writing this but before posting it, I discovered that the Proceedings of the Royal Society B have a letter responding to the study, which says in part:
This article is quite interesting in that the exposure of whales to UV and their response in terms of skin cancer lesions suggests the need to worry about the possible future effects of climate change on wildlife. This suggests that any non-fur protected or pigment protected species is at risk. The risk is higher at the equator where the protective ozone layer is naturally less than at mid and high latitudes.
However, the attribution of the observations to existing changes in UVR is misleading at best. In the equatorial regions, there have been no statistically significant changes in UVR [Herman, 2010 in JGR]. The significant changes start as small increases at mid latitudes, which only become medically significant at high latitudes. Unless I missed it, the article does not mention cancer lesion measurements from the past as an indicator that there has been any change in the whale’s health over time. The lack of cause and effect studies makes the statements about ozone change in this article “alarmist”. There are enough real problems with climate change and chlorine induced ozone change without suggesting unproven and unlikely problems. …
What he said …

Capn Jack Walker says:
November 12, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Aaargh they be lieing swabbies.
Aye Cap’n Jack.
Tis fearful true, the Mermink and Toothy Spermacelli, the Har-Har-Whale and the Greater-Lesser Miniature Snout Fish, all be free-tailin’ apon the brynie deep sans 100+ Max Factor.
Many a night, apon the deep waters near Samoey, the inky black alites to the spontaneous combustion, as the mighty beasts succumb to the Moses Blight.
Hark now!
Or call me a liar, the terrible plight o’ the dezidens of the deep places, is caused by the calamatous UV,…
…’Ubiquitous Vitriol’
Aye,…that by-product of original sin, ‘Creeping Hubris’ and ‘Hansen’s Folly’…ye see, them frolicking beasties have been afflicted by Man Made PHILOSOPHY!
At night, with tear streaked cheeks, I bellowed Ovid, Aristotle and Plato, to drive away the mean spirit that taints all life with a hate’o man, in search of a remedy.
How many I saves, who knows, who knows, but last I saw, the conflagration be driven away by methodes scientifique.
When next I spy the blazing whale, I’ll regale it with the Planck Constant, or the Laws O’Boyle, let that be the only bump on the Snout Fishies hide.
Aye,…
Many thanks, Willis, I needed a good laugh this wet an windy Saturday morning. :-))
The ‘peer reviewed’ paper is typical of how cargo cult climate science is done and is good example of how the facts are distorted to fit the agenda.
Ignore scientific data if it conflicts with the pre-determined desired result.
Cherry pick the proxies to support the belief.
Use a non-statistically significant time period and small sample size.
Keep moving the sample over time.
Use computer models based on false assumptions, which have no predictive value, to paint a picture of possible future disaster.
End the paper with a plea for more money to continue the work, as the initial finding is not conclusive.
Climate scientologonomy is so badly screwed that anyone with even a ounce of critical thinking can see it is valueless. No wonder few now believe in their prophecies or the need for expensive action. The CAGW meme is dead!
Perhaps somebody hit them with a hockey stick?
Roger Carr says:
November 12, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Thanks, Roger. I’ve been reading Twain lately (Following the Equator), and his wry humor tends to rub off on a man.
They deliberately excluded those subjects with which a direct year-over-year comparison could be made and instead made year-over-year comparisons on totally unrelated populations. Seems logical to me.
Yar ol Sam Clemens he be a flat water sailor man, but a fair ol’ scribbler.
His one liners be legend.
[REPLY – Arrrrrrr. ~ Evan]
Apparently climate science is advancing.
Here we can see it advanced from cherry-picking to whale-picking.
That’s a change we can believe in.
Willis said:
“Where is the headslap icon when I need it?”
How about this instead:
http://www.frexx.de/sburns.jpg
“Where is the headslap icon when I need it?”
This won’t likely help, but at least I tried:
http://opti-grab.ca/images/head_slap.png
How on earth did the wales live through the Holocene Optimum without sun block? Perhaps the “experts” would like to answer this most vexing question…
Oops! I meant WHALES of course. 🙂
Re. James Sexton says:
November 12, 2010 at 11:17 pm
,,,” Its like two powerful people are making bets as to how many ludicrous assertions can be placed in various studies and pass some sort of review. About the only thing left to say is put this on the list too!”
Thanks James, and this “list” illustrates why the good Prof Lindzen gives a little sarcastic laugh when he is told that the overwhelming number of “climate scientist” believe in CAGW.
Willis, why do you always have to ask critical question?? Thats not nice! You always spoil their parties!! Please stopp that, because they know where you live!
Here the BBC has a report about it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_9173000/9173271.stm
The scientists did ponder the possibility of a change in cloudiness.
“The increase in skin damage seen in blue whales is a matter of concern, but at this
stage it is not clear what is causing this increase. A likely candidate is rising ultraviolet radiation as a result of either ozone depletion, or a change in the level of cloud cover.”
Has anyone told the Prince of Wales? What’s he doing to protect his kin?
Rejecting last season’s subjects! That really puts this silliness into perspective.
But what a wonderful way to get someone else to pay for extended vacation cruises!
Whale blisters… I’m sorry but this just cracks me up. I know all science can’t be as glamorous as counting tree rings, but whale blisters?
Did these poor folks happen to do any histological examinations to find changes of CO2 concentrations in the blister serum? If not then I’m afraid this business is all just too incomplete to invest any concern in anyway.
Just dump a couple cases of coconut oil in the ocean so the whales can at least get a decent tan until ocean acidification eats their skin (blisters and all) off anyway.
@ur momisugly UK Sceptic says:
“How on earth did the wales live through the Holocene Optimum without sun block? ”
A very valid question. Perhaps we can apply for a grant and study the sheep shaggers in their natural element and then publish a mutually reviewed set of papers on the subject. Might I be permitted to suggest we start with EUSSR funding grants as they seem to be heading for a budgetary increase.
If anyone thinks that the work of these scientists deserves wider recognition then you could always nominate them for the Ig Nobel Prize for biology.
Ig Nobel Nominations
http://improbable.com/ig/miscellaneous/nominate.html
Yet another Monty Python skit comes to mind.
The Ministry of Silly Walks
re: Dirk H
The BBC is full of credulous, lazy, scientifically illiterate (their most popular motoring journalist famously doesn’t understand how an engine works!) media studies graduates. You can feed these MSM bufoons all the BS you like as they don’t possess the critical tools to challenge any of it. If you told them a cheese mine had been found on the moon, at the very least one of them would believe it.
For 50 million dollars I’ll cruise around Baja and slather spf 50 on those affected!
When I was young, half a century ago, people used to sun themselves throughout the summer to get tanned–many hours of direct sun exposure. Whales surface only briefly, not exposing the same body surface in a deliberate or systematic manner. How can the researchers prove that such fleeting sun exposure causes these blisters? Are the blisters cancerous? Have the scientists allowed for age differences in the populations in each year’s part of their study? Had they checked the recaptured whales, they could have told us if some of the blisters had gone away since their last meeting. The whales could have swum through the water near a resort, where the aloe vera concentration was high enough to cure some of the blisters. So many unanswered questions! Now for something serious, please . . . Well done, Willis!
Could it have anything to do with decreasing cloud cover or less aerosols? Both factors being strong alternative candidates to the AGW CO2 increase explanation?