This is a bonus Climate Craziness of the Week. It seemed that while Climategate was raging, we saw an end to bizarre claims such as this. Now they seem to have resumed again as we saw in yesterday’s story claiming global warming causes more violence. What’s hilarious about this story is that is cites one environmental fear (AGW) and uses another even more feared solution (genetic modification) to save the flowers from AGW. This assumes they need saving. Reading the story, I wonder; maybe public transportation for the pollinators will help?

Excerpt From Asiaone News
Flowers Losing Scent Due to Climate Change
KUALA LUMPUR: A rose may stop smelling like a rose.
This is the concern of environmentalists as flowers are losing their scent due to climate change and air pollution. And their fragrance may be lost forever.
Science and Technology Professor Emeritus at Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia, Dr Abdul Latif Mohamad, said genetically modified flowers might be the way out.
Climate change is also the reason Kuala Lumpur City Hall is increasingly turning to shady trees, because flowers which previously formed the centrepiece of its beautification programme have been wilting fast.
Datuk Bandar Datuk Ahmad Fuad Ismail said City Hall used to spend RM1.5 million ($635,100) a month to plant and maintain flowers in the city, but the contractor’s services were terminated in March last year.
City Hall has taken over the planting, opting for bou-gainvillea and the tropical shrubs, Ixora, for their durability and cheaper cost.
Under the previous arrangement, some of the small flowers cost RM3.50 per seedling.
“It was getting too costly to beautify the city. Flowers were dying fast,” he said, adding that City Hall would continue to plant shady trees more suited for soaking up the increasing pollution and coping with global warming.
Latif said UKM might have offered plausible reasons as to why some pollinators were not spreading flower seeds, a pattern caused by the missing “scent trail” with scent tissues burning easily due to global warming.
“The aroma producing chemical compounds in flowers dry up faster now compared with before.”
The only way out, he said, was to genetically modify the flowers so that the effects would not be permanent and the future generation would not be robbed of nature’s beauty.
“The act is almost like producing essential oils. Scientists add on certain chemicals for stronger scent.”
He said scents in flowers last longer in colder climate as plants can hold on to their essential oils longer.
“The flowers may still have strong scents in colder climate. But locally, we fear this might be lost forever.”
With flowers emitting lesser scent, the insects and butterflies are travelling further and longer to get a share of nectar.
Latif said birds and insects were heading towards hilly areas and deeper into the jungles where the weather is cooler.
He related an incident in Sungai Siput, Perak, where the farmers failed to get fruits from their orchards.
Upon investigation, Latif’s team discovered that the flowers were no longer pollinating after dust from a hill blast blocked the growth of stigmas.
He said Malaysians could no longer rely on nature to heal itself without the help of science.
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Read the whole mess at Asiaone News
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Commenter John in GA who made the tip writes:
Note that there’s no mention of any application of that “scientific method” thing — some professor at a Malaysian university simply declared it to be true, and so verily it is. Look for this new AGW “fact” to appear in your kids’ textbooks next year.
The article also states that Kuala Lumpur has had to take somewhat drastic measures, eliminating the planting of flowers in public areas because they were “dying too fast”. In fact, he says, “The aroma producing chemical compounds in flowers dry up faster now compared with before.” Really? When was “before”? A hundred years ago? Two months ago? And how did he establish that chemical compounds are drying up faster due to warming? With a controlled experiment? No mention of that. If his scientific method follows the Gore/IPCC model, it probably went something like this: “Hmm, flowers aren’t doing so well. Couldn’t be soil quality, amount of water, quality of seed stock, or anything like that. No, the only plausible explanation is that the planet is getting hotter, because if there’s one thing we know for certain, it’s that tropical flowers don’t like warmth. And we know that global warming is caused by CO2 emissions. Therefore, man-made global warming is killing off flowers, and with them, birds, bees, and farmers. Call the press.”
Then there’s this:
“Forest Research Institute Malaysia (FRIM) director-general Datuk Dr Abdul Latif Mahmod said recently the extreme weather change might affect the life span of trees as a result of lighter or heavier rain.
‘We should look at how trees can be mutated so that they will not be destroyed.'”
I love it — straight from whimsical hypothesis to policy recommendation! No need to bother with troublesome experiments or any of that stuff. In the brave new world of AGW, it goes like this: “Hey, it might be possible that changes in temperature will cause changes in rainfall, and if that happens, then perhaps that would adversely affect trees. Let’s start genetically mutating trees to compensate.”
“OK, but you said that AGW might cause *more* or *less* rainfall. Which condition should we try to genetically adjust for?”
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The roses that I bought from grocery store this last Valentine’s Day had virtually no aroma at all – but they sure lasted a long time! I suspect that maybe wholesale suppliers are are up to something that stretch’s their delivery window and whatever that process entails is what is killing the scent, (already genetic modified? packed in pure nitrogen? ethylene gas absorbers?). Supplying ‘fresh’ flowers is a lot like some wholesale food supply businesses. Given what they do to bananas even though they have to remain safe for consumption, flowers aren’t food so there’s a lot more latitude for ‘doing things’ to them.
Consumers will eventually get wise to it though and demand to smell the flowers before purchase – then the whole issue will disappear. The roses that grow in my back yard smell just fine BTW.
Kuala Lumpur GISS temperature record:
http://data.giss.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/gistemp/gistemp_station.py?id=505486470002&data_set=2&num_neighbors=1
Now I know why Percival screwed up in 1942. Flowers did not scent enough!!
I don’t know about the flowers but this article smells to AGW high heaven.
(Oh! I did like the idea of public transportation option for pollinators, Anthony. We don’t want the bees’ little wings to get tired now, do we? Let’s give ’em a bus pass.)
Official CRU+SST data for given 2.5×2.5° Kuala Lumpur area:
http://climexp.knmi.nl/data/icrutem3_hadsst2_102.5-105E_0-2.5N_na.png
MSUAH data for the same area:
http://climexp.knmi.nl/data/itlt_102.5-105E_0-2.5N_na.png
John Luft (09:53:40) :
“No…flowers aren’t losing their scent….”scientists” are losing their minds”
If you’ll pardon me I would modify that to;
No…flowers aren’t losing their scent….”scientists” are losing their sense
Anyone know if there’s a Kuala Lumpur weather station. It would be hilarious if there was no local temperature change to even remotely support the hypothesis.
@DJ (09:11:23)
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http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/02/will-roses-smell-sweeter-in-warming-world.php
I’m so confused. Which is it?
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the other one, this article is not Bee-reviewed
Maybe this world actually needs a catastophe to purge it of the stupidity it appears to have spawned in the form of the warmista headcases.
Please continue this. It reminds of medieval catholicism, with relics and magic.
Science and Technology Professor Emeritus at Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia, Dr Abdul Latif Mohamad, said genetically modified flowers might be the way out.
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Ah yes, retired Muslim professors from Malaysia are certainly at the bleeding edge of AGW research.
Some more of their work on Arctic Ice melting:
http://tinyurl.com/yh8gclw
Simon (09:37:45) : “…Chocolate bars are smaller now…Adults used to be much taller….”
Yes, but global warming can have positive effects, too, Simon. It’s made me much stronger. When I was young, I used to only be able to bring $20 worth of groceries upstairs at a time. Now, I can easily bring up $100 worth!
Is this just another example of a growing problem: possessing a PhD does not necessarily mean one is intelligent or have a handle on common sense?
Being surrounded by AGW B.S. 24/7 would probably explain Dr. latif’s problem.
As noted, the article leaves out a lot. Based on past experience, my first question would be: Did the city change contractors before or after they noticed the “flowers wilting?”
It’s either a spoof, or this man has been speaking to Al Gore!
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Henry chance (08:43:30) :
Since corn yields are higher than 3 decades ago, have bees become more altruistic knowing the corn is being raised for ethanol and saving dirty petrol?
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You probably can’t blame the bees as corn is pollinated by the wind. You could blame the yields on better hybrids, better farming techniques, maybe better climate, etc.
They claim that due to global warming the Corn Belt will “move” north where the soils are less fertile and result in reduced yields. The claim is probably bogus, because corn is a tropical plant and grows between the Corn Belt and the equator (and points further south). What they should have said is that the Corn Belt will “expand” north due to global warming, but that wouldn’t cause as much fear and hand wringing. New hybrids could easily handle any minor changes due to climate. Also, higher levels of CO2 improve drought resistance, even for a C4 plant like corn.
Jim
Flowers Losing Scent Due to Climate Change
That’s what you tell your beloved when you got ’em cheap.
At least the birds are doing well from the genetic engineering. When this guy opens his orifice to speak, you hear the plaintive tone of the Gusset Warbler.
A reason to hope mine never comes to this site.
Bird flu, swine flu, an obesity epidemic … these are all minor compared to the really great threat hanging over mankind’s head — we’re in the midst of an epidemic of stupidity and this story is just further confirmation of the problem. These none-too-smart scientists are just now figuring out that their traditional pretty plants and flowers don’t do too well surrounded by acres of concrete and asphalt. *gasp* And the birds and the bees are headed out into the cooler countryside to pollinate plants that continue to thrive in their normal environment. We need scientists to tell us this?
Ignore the man behind the curtain replacing the plants who’s blooming season is ending and replacing them with the next seasons plants, before any plan has a chance to produce unsightly seeds that might start growing were they are not wanted. This is city landscaping after all.
Sorry about the mistakes, typing quickly while at work 🙁
That’s right, blame global warming when the real problem is something else:
It might be:
The type of plant is wrong for the area…
Too much weed killer…
Other poor agracultural practices…
The goverment workers were out having a snak and chatting up thier friends instead of watering the plants like they were supposed to…
The public is using the flower pots for their cigarette butts…
Now the deniers have just gone too far! They are robbing our grandchildren of the scent of flowers.
Algore! Algore! Save us, Algore!
Ahh, but salvation is already proposed! “He said Malaysians could no longer rely on nature to heal itself without the help of science.” THAT’S IT! Every citizen around the world can have his own scientist assigned to him. Wow, that’s a pretty big program. Better call the UN and get it added to IPCC scope.
But wait, every flower needs its own scientist? Good grief, it’s worse than I thought.
Roses have always been difficult to grow. That is one reason why they are so prized.
I have noticed that as the years go by book and newspaper print has gradually gotten smaller and smaller. Some friends and relatives of mine have noticed the same thing. Obviously an effect of global warming.It must be down to something in the atmosphere because it has even affected books I read years ago.
Another effect of Global Warming: Manchester United. Ever since Global Warming took off Manchester United have won everything in sight. Back in the day they couldn’t win for toffee. Liverpool however always used to win everything, but now they can’t win for toffee. Definitely must be Global Warming. We know it can’t be anything else so it must be Global Warming.
And as for Global Warming look no further than all these BBQ’s. Years ago there were no BBQ’s but now everybody has one. I’m sure it would be revealing to produce a graph of rising temperatures and compare it to rising BBQ sales.
And don’t get me started about PC’s. As I sit here heating up my little bit of atmosphere with my PC…
Tabloid Science! Who needs the real thing anyway.