The photo below originally appeared in the NYT showing Air Force One returning from Copenhagen.
It of course, screams for a caption. I’m sure our readers can provide one.
Here’s the original caption and story from the NYT.
Major Snowstorm Hits Atlantic Coast
A major winter storm was moving up the Atlantic Coast on Friday night, with forecasters expecting accumulations of one to two feet of snow in some areas. President Obama returned early Saturday from climate talks in Copenhagen, landing at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland in the midst of the storm.
I’ll fill in the balloon with the best caption
“Welcome to Loring AFB Maine Mr. President. As part of our Executive Sustainability Project we’ll be taking the bus from here to DC.”
Those snowflakes keep falling on my head, it isn’t what the CRU said, their science must be completly wrong, nothing seems to fit……
Mission Accomplished!
Damn, where’s that tele-prompter? I need to say something intelligent.
You generate hundreds of tons, and what do you get?
Another day colder and deeper in debt.
Reply: Nice! ~ ctm
There was a young Pres called Obama
Who wished his return a bit warmer
The steps were like glass
And he slipped on his ass
Now they’re checking his butt out in Trauma
“I said Maryland not Iceland!”
Don’t cry for the AGW crowd. No doubt the next model (after sufficient funding of course) will reveal that these weather patterns were to be expected and most likely due to some previously unsuspected human meddling that threatens to shut down the Atlantic current or some such unless of course the rich nations do something (expensive) right now. Right now!
‘I’m sorry Mr President but the whole thing was a pack of lies.’ ‘ Inuit !’
“Is that snow or have we landed in Colombia?”
Blast. They’ll have to shovel Crystalline Global Warming off the white house stairs again.
“Get God on the phone and tell him we need to have a talk,” Obama in his most arrogant voice.
Newsflash:
Autocue breaks on Airforce one.
“Mr. President, when we average this over the entire globe, it all melts.”
or,
“Mr. President, getting to work cleaning up this mess is the message you need to sell from Copenhagen.”
“Who can turn that into a nice sounding teleprompter soundbite?”
“Sorry sir, due to Washington being snowed in, we had to divert to East Anglia, England. Do you want to drop in and see Dr. Jones for a little chat?”
So far I like “hope and change” the best.
1) Obama: We KNOW Global Warming is the cause of extreme weather. If anyone needs proof about how serious the problem is, just look out the window.
2) Air Force 1: Hey Tower, we need taxi assistance due to this global-warming-induced blizzard.
Tower: OK AF1, we’ll send out a global-warming-producing aircraft tug to tow you to parking.
3) Obama: Only Global Warming deniers can see a blizzard out their window. No one sees a blizzard out their window, do they?
lolwut?
“Oh H-E-double hockey sticks!”
Quite easy:
“What’s up with that?”
Ecotretas
“You can wake up now, Mr. President. Global warming is over.”
“Mister President, I don’t think we can hide this decline.”
“Will someone tell me when we’re going to get this dang plane off the ground and start home?… What do you mean we’re home?”
“Get me the teleprompt, so I can melt this stuff.”
“Thank God for Global Warming, or we’d all freeze to death!”