Friday Funny – A Nurses Guide to the Apocalypse

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Today I got this cartoon from an unexpected source; a website dedicated to medical nursing professionals. Apparently, they take the same sort of dim view about the Climate Change Apocalypse as they do the Zombie Apocalypse, but at least they have the good sense to laugh about it.

Of course, by making fun of climate change in the same satire with the Zombie Apocalypse, I’m pretty sure they are now on Lewandowsky’s and Cook’s nutter radar.

A Nurse's Guide to the Apocalypse

Source: TheNursingBible.com

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AleaJactaEst
March 21, 2014 7:24 am

to paraphrase one of your most revered sons….” in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and nurses…”.

Chris B
March 21, 2014 7:26 am

OMG, WWZ,…… and…… warmer temperatures. It’s worse than I thought.

William
March 21, 2014 7:29 am

Awesome!

Jason Calley
March 21, 2014 7:30 am

Wow! The poster says “20 million climate refugees in 2008”. Anyone seen them lately? I could believe that figure if the date was 1936. Lots of Okies and such back then…

Ian
March 21, 2014 7:30 am

Love the “facts” about Zombies.
Who knew there were only two types!

March 21, 2014 7:33 am

Inhalers & astma medication (decreased air quality)
If so, the decreased air quality are caused due to the BS the AGW community are spreading. That require only psychiatric medicin for the AGW’ers to solve that problem …
The last headline “ZOMBIES reminds me about the process behind the AGW community’s arguments …

March 21, 2014 7:35 am

It gets worse. How about a site dedicated to Zombie-Based Learning so middle schoolers will be engaged in their schoolwork? http://www.zombiebased.com
I first heard about this when Joel Klein, former NYC Schools Chancellor and now head of Rupert Murdoch’s digital learning empire, Amplify, bragged that it would help create new kinds of minds.
Yes, ones that will believe in CAGW fervently because of all the graphic modelling of it during their school years on the to be ubiquitous laptops.

March 21, 2014 7:44 am

Well, if Climate Change causes an Asteroid Impact (some say it will, you know) which then effectively sets off Nuclear Winter, will this save us from a Zombie Apocalypse?
If so, here’s just one more reason to do nothing about Climate Change: it will save us from a Zombie Apocalypse!

March 21, 2014 7:49 am

Not sure why Climate Change heads the list.
Maybe because it is the most ludicrous of all???

Pete
March 21, 2014 7:56 am

Thanks for the Friday laughs.
Yagottaluvit!

Box of Rocks
March 21, 2014 8:00 am

Really?
I want a refund, I want my 5 minutes back.
But at least someone has a sense of humor….

Gibby
March 21, 2014 8:07 am

Something about linking to the original web site makes my outgoing email server and other government servers hate it… they keep thinking it is some sort of spam bot??

Steve (Paris)
March 21, 2014 8:23 am

Now I know what I want for Christmas!

Bruce Cobb
March 21, 2014 8:25 am

Nurses on the whole are a practical lot. They have to be.
Here’s what they say about the U.S. – “The Rx Nation” http://www.thenursingbible.com/pill-nation/
I like their picture of a nurse. I’ve seen many like that.
Not.

March 21, 2014 8:32 am

What I find “Ignobel-ly” insightful from this cartoon (as in from improbable.com) is that the scenarios presented proceed in an increasing order of likelihood.

Bob Rogers
March 21, 2014 8:40 am

If I was preparing for the Zombies I think I would include beer.

ossqss
March 21, 2014 8:40 am

That better be a 4 stroke chainsaw in California or solar powered. 2 stroke chainsaws have been determined to cause cancer there or some sort of unproven problem. /sarc

richard
March 21, 2014 8:42 am

As it’s Friday funny though you might like to look at the size of co2 generating machines used in agriculture, these must cost a small fortune,
Pleased to see that the info comes from the Ontario ministry of agriculture and food- Carbon Dioxide In Greenhouses,
Last reviewed 8/09
http://www.omafra.gov.on.ca/english/crops/facts/00-077.htm
This extract amused me-
“The main advantages of using liquid CO2 include purity of product, no concerns about crop damage, nor heat or moisture production, better control of CO2 levels and the flexibility to introduce the CO2 within the plant canopy at any time”
and
Leaks in the greenhouse allow a continuous infiltration of outside air, which contains only 340 ppm CO2.

Tucci78
March 21, 2014 8:57 am

Well, there’s something for me to pass along to my favorite nursing student.

March 21, 2014 9:01 am

Wow! The poster says “20 million climate refugees in 2008″. Anyone seen them lately?
Yes. They work as extras in zombie movies.

D.J. Hawkins
March 21, 2014 9:05 am

SasjaL says:
March 21, 2014 at 7:33 am
“Inhalers & astma medication (decreased air quality)”
If so, the decreased air quality are caused due to the BS the AGW community are spreading. That require only psychiatric medicin for the AGW’ers to solve that problem …
The last headline “ZOMBIES reminds me about the process behind the AGW community’s arguments …

Aeorsolized rodent feces is a primary cause of Hanta virus infection. Anyone know where Mann, Hansen et al have been hanging out, lately? I’d lke to avoid that locality.

JimS
March 21, 2014 9:06 am

Good night nurse!

D.J. Hawkins
March 21, 2014 9:12 am

richard says:
March 21, 2014 at 8:42 am
As it’s Friday funny though you might like to look at the size of co2 generating machines used in agriculture, these must cost a small fortune,…

Unless you need the heat, I can’t see this being economical. My company uses CO2. Our last bulk purchase, this month for 4,800 lbm cost $648, less delivery charges. For smaller locations, I have to belive a tank is the best option.

JDN
March 21, 2014 9:13 am

From my end, it looks like their server is having a hard time keeping up. Is there any way to cache the image on wordpress?

DesertYote
March 21, 2014 9:17 am

Jason Calley says:
March 21, 2014 at 7:30 am
Wow! The poster says “20 million climate refugees in 2008″. Anyone seen them lately? I could believe that figure if the date was 1936. Lots of Okies and such back then…
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They are in Miami and Phoenix.

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