Sunday Silliness – the new crop

Josh has a handle on the “best” practices for farming data and producing crops out of season.

See below.

 

 

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43 Responses to Sunday Silliness – the new crop

  1. Ric Werme says:

    Oh good, you got peer review, and better than my half baked thought.

    Blemished bananas?

    Data squash?

    Pre-cooked data?

  2. Theo Goodwin says:

    You captured Muller totally. Good work.

  3. R. Shearer says:

    How about arctic-chokes?

  4. Josh says:

    Artic-chokes, love it. That is worth adding in ;-)

  5. John Whitman says:

    Josh,

    I am glad you did not go over-the-top with any illusions to enviro watermelons (green outside and red inside).

    What wonderful restraint you have.

    John

  6. enthalpy says:

    Avocado

    Hard green shell – mushy green flesh – great big nut in the middle

  7. John Whitman says:

    enthalpy says:
    October 23, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Avocado

    Hard green shell – mushy green flesh – great big nut in the middle

    enthalpy,

    You get my ‘keyboard splattered award’ for the week.

    Great stuff.

    John

  8. son of mulder says:

    Spin-ache

  9. Ralph says:

    Watermellon:

    Green on the outside, Red on the inside….. ;-)

    .

  10. AndyG55 says:

    Hey, there is no such thing as Urban Heat.. Muller says so. !! Must be correct.

    At least, if there is, it doesn’t affect thermometers.

  11. John A says:

    I also thought that the golden rule of science is if you know that you have bad data, you don’t massage it, you don’t dice it, you don’t sweeten it – you throw it out.

    But of course, this is climate science.

  12. John Whitman says:

    son of mulder says:
    October 23, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    Spin-ache

    son of mulder,

    Man, you are killing me with chuckles.

    John

  13. Verity Jones says:

    Fabulous. Can you get Anthony in there complaining he’s been sold a lemon?

  14. Verity Jones says:

    Ah – I can see Richard Muller is not a real climate scientist greengrocer – he’s spelt the plurals correctly. (That’s not a dig at climate scientists – it is a running joke in the UK that greengrocers sell – apple’s, banana’s and potatoe’s)

  15. Wendy says:

    Hand-picked cherries, pre-ethanol corn, capped-CO2-sicum (aussie version of bell peppers). ;)

  16. Josh says:

    Wendy, genius. And other additions, all just lovely thank you!

  17. DonS says:

    @John Whitman says:
    October 23, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    John, I assure you that green watermelons are not “illusions”. You probably meant allusions.

  18. Monique says:

    Ya gotta be sure the veggies are staying cool. So maybe a little tree-mometer poking out of the corner of the veggie cart.

  19. petermue says:

    What about straw-berries?

    LOL

  20. Ulrich Elkmann says:

    “Fruits out of season”: the reeducation of the Great Capitalist Masses may have suffered some setbacks, but at least the Fruits of the Earth have been brought forward by the principles of ComradeT. D. Lysenko. If this continues, the workers’ paradise, sorry, the Green Garden of Eden will be populated solely by lettuceheads…

  21. kuhnkat says:

    Heh, I would have though Muller and team would have been on sale at the Vegetable counter themselves after those 4 pieces of work!!

  22. John Whitman says:

    DonS says:
    October 23, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    @John Whitman says:
    October 23, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    John, I assure you that green watermelons are not “illusions”. You probably meant allusions.

    DonS,

    Check. Thanks.

    Sometimes I need to be smarter than my grammar/spell checker.

    John

  23. Retired Engineer says:

    “Pear Review” ?

  24. Janice says:

    Smoked-out emails

  25. stevo says:

    “I’m prepared to accept whatever result they produce, even if it proves my premise wrong” (March 6, 2011)

    What a surprise that turned out not to be true.

  26. Bachman-Turner Overdrive says:

    Hey Josh, could you draw Anthony Watts jamming with a guitar?

  27. Crispin in Waterloo says:

    Intellectual pea-soupers require:
    One dense fog of methodology
    Some Berkeley Out-of-dates
    and few Has-beans

    Bungling Every Statistical Task (BEST)

  28. Ray says:

    Follow the dancing ball. … we have no banana today…

    Oh, wait, they do have bananas… amazing!

  29. Cassandra melons, fresh picked cherries, gorelic, strip-bark pine nuts, navel-gazer oranges, sweat corn, …

  30. Brian H says:

    High-ethanol car-rots?

  31. hahahahahahahahaha

    Josh, waiting for the updated version… t-shirt…?

    Instant Gravy Train
    Thimblerig Peas
    Switch-bait Apples-To-Oranges

  32. Smoked-out Fishy Fingers

  33. Cliff Huston says:

    Where are the fresh picked straw-cherries?

  34. Aunty Freeze says:

    enthalpy says:
    October 23, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Avocado

    Hard green shell – mushy green flesh – great big nut in the middle

    Excellent! lol

  35. kim;) says:

    ha ha ha ha

  36. Ben D Hillicoss says:

    lucy skywalker
    October 24, 2011 at 1:44 am
    Academia Nuts

    damn how do you get bourbon out of a key board

  37. Josh says:

    Academia Nuts. Deserves a cartoon all of its own, brilliant, Lucy!

  38. Gary Hladik says:

    While checking for hilarious new fruit/veggie suggestions from fellow WUWT pun-dits (thanks, guysI) I looked at the cartoon again and found my favorite little worm at lower left. Thanks, Josh.

  39. Tom in Texas says:

    +10 Lucy.

  40. kim;) says:

    Lemons and Lies

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