Kate at smalldeadanimals.com sends her regards with this graph:
This is primo Graph Jam material.
In other news, it now appears that Mr. Gore had a triple play.
Normally I wouldn’t link to the National Enquirer, but they seem to have a good track record of being right on such things. Dirt is their #1 business. For example, they were right about presidential candidate John Edwards scandal, while the rest of the MSM ignored it. Even CNN admits as much.
The above will be the first ever snipped post!, what that’s “chakra released in hotel rooms”?
My first thought was:
“My, what a BIG hockey stick you have …”
But that may get bumped. Sorry.
Hey, wait a minute —
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Did the Abominable Warmies (apologies to the shade of HP Lovecraft) take out a contract on our landlord? And for *cheap*? WUWT, indeed!
My Father had some news happen to him in the past and let the local news guys interview him but he would not talk to the National Enquirer. The local guys screwed up the story and misquoted my dad. The National Enquirer without ever getting an interview with my dad did a little research and in the end had the most accurate story.
hahah that’s great
I love Kate’s “Now is the time when we juxtapose” stuff. a daily visit
Has anyone dubbed Algore’s latest troubles “Chakragate” yet?
Since the release of CRU emails, the emails from JournoList showing the vast left-wing conspiracy among the liberal media to help the Obama campaign, from covering up and not reporting Obama’s relationship with Jeremiah Wright to smearing Sarah Palin………
“Normally I wouldn’t link to the National Enquirer, but they seem to have a good track record of being right on such things”
So Algore tried to score a hat trick with his hockey stick.
[snip - off color]
I BELIEVE the term is “crazed sex poodle”.
Years ago I wrote a roulette money management system. One of the outlets I wanted to advertise in was the Enquirer. Due to the title of the piece, “Bruno’s Revenge” I was not allowed to run an ad. Their explanation was that the word “revenge” was among a list of words not allowed in their publication, it was against their standards. My outraged response was: “Are you kidding me, you’re the Enquirer, you don’t have standards!” And even though it was a title of a copyrighted piece they would not run the ad.
Now we know the real reason Gore doesn’t take questions after Inconvenient Truth lectures.
How can you have negative sex-crazed poodle allegations (or crazed sex-poodle allegations)? I think this graph needs to display error bars before someone find himself behind bars for his errors.
How about Chakraquiddick?
Don’t you think it represents a sad state of affairs when the National Enquirer represents the best of investigative journalism in America? They broke the John Edwards story and the Gore sexual assault story.
In fact, they report that two more women have come forward with similar complaints against Gore. A tipping point perhaps?
They were right about Tiger woods too.
The National Enquirer should have said:
Al Gore is a true warmist with his six fireplaces!!! Yet he calls co2 a toxic gas!!!
Killawatt, my lazy, but intrepid, cat is lolling in the sun on the deck. Meanwhile the birds on my feeder have banded together and have run Fat Albert, the obese dove, away from the feeder. They are individually much smaller, but in numbers there is power. Fat Albert is so fat he couldn’t fly away, he had to run!
RevYJ says: “How about Chakraquiddick?”
Urkph!
Kate at smalldeadanimals.com ,
Wow.
John
Al Gore reaches lowest approval rating since 1992:
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/greenhouse/post/2010/07/gallup-al-gores-approval-rating-falls-to-lowest-level-since-2000-recount/1
Now that took quite a while. What was so difficult there, Americans?
Heh heh. Good way to end the work week.
Hmm, this wouldn’t have any connection to sea level rise now would it? :\
Well. Schadenfreude is a german word.
“Shall we say….one carbon credit an hour?”
from
http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/06/al-gore-sex-attack-scandal-natl-enquirer-says-gore-a-pervert/
One of Josh’s wonderful cartoons was prophetically ambiguous and is worth re-viewing…. (Mah Hockey Stick is No Illusion, commenting on The Hockey Stick Illusion, http://cartoonsbyjosh.com/page2.html)
Talk about an “Inconvenient Truth”.
The poor fool, needs help, but is being abandoned.
I’m still waiting for an “Inconvenient Reassessment”, before I forgive him.
Now for that unapologetic master satirist and burner of hydrocarbons,
Iowahawk: http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2010/07/the-two-randy-vicars.html
Posted this on Tip and notes, didn’t think this would ever make a thread.
Note: adult content. due to hilariously ribald Chauceresque satire.
Also do not have adult beverages in your mouth, or food, please turn away from
computer if you do…
Chakraquiddick works for me -LOL .
As for the National Inquirer ? I can say that I’ve never read it , except for the headlines that one sees in magazine racks . However , one of my anthrpology profs who was involved in the investigations of cattle mutilations in Colorado during the mid 70′s swore by it . Apparently the NI had interviewed him several times and had reconfirmed his statements before they published .
As a caveat , I must add that he refused to divulge anything juicy – aliens ? weird cultists ? – to his students on the grounds that he was doing “Secret Government Work”.
We’ve reached a tupping point.
.Apple Computer named former Vice President Al Gore to its board of directors.
WRI Board Member and Former Vice President
Former Vice President Al Gore is Vice Chairman of Metropolitan West Financial, LLC,
Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers alGore is Partner
Since alGore is on so many boards, how does he find time for broads?
At some point, these companies will think having his name around is a little icky.
RevYJ says:
July 23, 2010 at 4:32 pm
How about Chakraquiddick?
Ha! Love it!
R Shearer says:
July 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Don’t you think it represents a sad state of affairs when the National Enquirer represents the best of investigative journalism in America?
I think it’s sad that the majority of Americans get their news from tabloids. Or at least I read that somewhere last year.
Maybe WUWT needs a print version by the checkout counters, or next to those big salon bowls women put over their heads. ;)
[snip wayyy too off color]
Quit mocking the Hot Sheet, all the news thats fit to print and a lot thats not. Hahahaha gore is gored.
“AGW” (ALGOREWARMING) is true!?! What is happening? They MUST be putting something in the Water Supply (or maybe it’s already there and can’t get it out). In 2006 – Portland! In 2007 – Hollywood? And in 2008 – Japan? I just know that there’s MORE of this to come. I can feel it in my toes. Tipper wouldn’t have dumped Albert over something just this vile and loathsome. There’s more, this is 2010. And, I have a feeling it’s going to be really bad. Really, really, really bad. Tisk… tisk… tisk…
Do you think the President will give him a pardon?
I think Kate might have confused cause with correlation here.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I’m afraid to say you’re all wrong: it’s definitely “poodlegate”.
Pat
If I remember correctly, the Enquirer was also pretty instrumental in the Monica Lewinski story
Chakraquiddick is brilliant:-)
and the Iowahawk item is a good chuckle,
thanks for a good laugh:-)
I feel violated.
I had thought when I felt Al Gore groping at my backside it was my wallet he was after. But now…
Nope. That honor goes to Matt Drudge and The Drudge Report. It was his first big exclusive and original claim to fame.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drudge_Report#Monica_Lewinsky_scandal
Well. Interesting that I can’t follow any of the National Enquirer’s links (“not available in your area” says the screen.) Perhaps a function of how easy and lucrative it is (if you are very very rich) to sue for libel in the UK Courts?
In the mean time don’t think this is a pecadillo only known to US Warmistas.
Our Minister of State for Energy and Climate Change – The Right Honourable (sic) Greg Barker:-
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article68659.ece
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169340/Gay-Tory-MP-Greg-Barker-uses-marital-home-claim–left-wife.html
His Boss, The Secretary Of State for Energy and Climate Change, The Right Honourable (sic) Chris “Buff” Huhne:-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1288454/Its-Chris-Huhnes-hypocrisy-lies-matter–sex-life.html
The Chairman of the Climate Change Select Committee, The Right Honourable (sic) Tim Yeo:-
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/2529667/Tory-MP-Tim-Yeo-in-conflict-of-interest-row-over-car-tax-report.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/after-36-years-yeo-asks-the-daughter-he-gave-away-to-contact-him-735586.html
Now, personally, I don’t care what these characters get up to in their spare time, although it is a bit rich when they then stand on an electoral platform of promoting marriage and the importance of family values.
But do you think that this is a so-far unidentified problem of mankind’s CO2 emissions?
As we all get hotter and hotter will we all throw caution (and our families) to the wind and start pursuing some little hottie?
Better put it on The List:-
http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm
Phewwww! Wotta Scorcher!!!
Gore probably wouldn’t be happy to see attendees at his soirees wearing poodle skirts and/or barking at him. Here’s a link to a picture of such a skirt, which most of you whippersnappers under 50 have never seen “in the flesh”:
Huge URL.
The site also sells cat’s-eye glasses, saddle shoes, and cinch belts, for those who’d like a complete Retro look. (Say, poodle skirts could become a secret-handshake way for female climate contrarians identify themselves to other disbelievers. It’s so absurd it makes sense. Sorta.)
Pascvaks says:
July 24, 2010 at 7:54 am
“I just know that there’s MORE of this to come. I can feel it in my toes. Tipper wouldn’t have dumped Albert over something just this vile and loathsome.”
Unless there’s strong new evidence that we haven’t seen yet, if Gore is put on trial, he’ll be acquitted. Why? The accuser failed to fully cooperate with the police way back in 2006. If I were a juror, that fact would raise reasonable doubt in my mind.
What about the other two independent accusers? Isn’t that par for the course in high-profile cases. If there are any attorneys following this thread, please enlighten me: Would the judge in Case #1 allow testimony from accusers in Cases 2 and 3, who weren’t actually there to witness alleged Crime #1?
Pascvaks’ skepticism is warranted. I think that the Gores’ recent actions are all about preserving the family fortune. The fact that the recent allegations distract attention from the Gores’ recent financial moves strikes me as being too convenient. And yes, I classify the divorce as a financial maneuver.
Pat Heuvel says:
July 24, 2010 at 8:50 am
“Ladies and gentlemen,
I’m afraid to say you’re all wrong: it’s definitely “poodlegate”.”
Too late. Already 740 google hits for poodlegate.
That’s wrong – you don’t release chakra – a chakra is a an energy focal point wiuthin the body. You don’t release anything except for maybe man juice but you do cause chi to move through the chakras more fluidly – so the graph is a bit of a joke and should be changed asap before it’s a laughing stock.
If alGore is charged and convicted, his travel will be restricted. That will limit him to hand waving.
No chasing to Mexico City and the girls down there.
It was all the fault of improperly labeled RAP music. Just ask Tipper.
Tipper is definitely a victim of No Law.
I’m with Larry Fields, this is all about the Gore’s sheltering money from the coming carbon trading trials.
If you are in the UK and want to read the National Inquirer website download Ultrasurf, this will run your surfing through a US proxy server giving you an US IP address to the Website.
Not enough tangible evidence to prove Gore’s bad behavior? I thought all you needed was a bunch of Powerpoint slides to prove an “inconvenient” truth.
ck says:
July 24, 2010 at 8:55 pm
I’m with Larry Fields, this is all about the Gore’s sheltering money from the coming carbon trading trials.
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Yes I agree. I am sure Gore and Tipper can see the handwriting on the wall. I think what we are seeing is a delaying action on the part of the top money makers as the rush to shelter their ill-gotten gains from the people they have fleeced so far. Why else do you think museums are selling Gore’s carbon credits to school kids at scam prices?
I find it very interesting that “global cooling” was a topic on the agenda at the Bilderberg Meeting.
So I guess the next scam in the making is “CAGC’ except I can’t figure out how they are going to blame mankind for Catastrophic Cooling so they have an excuse to taxes to death.
I am sure they will think of something.
Understandably, I haven’t seen the name of Gore’s accuser in the press. Here’s a suggestion for a moniker: Inconvenient Ruth!