From NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT
By Paul Homewood
h/t Ian Magness
More lies from Labour:


Families are set to save on their energy bills as more than 750,000 homes will benefit from cheaper, cleaner heating.
Heat networks are a way of heating multiple buildings from a central source – such as taking excess heat generated from a data centre, or from a factory – via a network of pipes carrying hot water which provide communities with low-cost and efficient heat.
Residents will benefit from cheaper heating and improved efficiency through brand new low-carbon heating and repairs to faulty pipes, backed by £90 million in government funding, creating more than 2,000 jobs across all projects.
In London, a mega heat project under and alongside the River Thames will supply 650,000 homes with clean heat, with the potential to benefit over a million residents.
Backed by £41 million, it will initially transport hot water 25 kilometres each day by electric barges down the River Thames and then via a specially constructed tunnel underneath the river, heating homes and businesses across the city along the route.
The project, subject to planning consent, will help unlock around £5 billion of investment in London’s local heat networks and support skilled jobs in tunnelling, engineering and river transport.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/families-set-to-save-money-through-new-and-upgraded-heat-networks
Paul Burgess has an excellent analysis here. Just download his pdf:

https://paulburgess3.substack.com/p/london-thermal-barges-an-exercise
As Paul points out, the amount of heat stored in those barges won’t be enough to heat 650,000 homes. He calculates the true figure is between 12000 and 25000. That would equate to a cost of up to £3400 per home.
The £41 million only pays half of the capital cost and does not include the cost of the tunnel. It also does not pay for the heat interface units, internal pipework etc, needed at point of use.
As Paul points out “The £41 million is a first payment on a much larger carbon-reduction programme. The headlines treat it as the cost of heating 650,000 homes. That is not what the figure is.”
There is no business case which pulls together all costs, including, crucially, operating costs. Without such an analysis, there is no evidence there will be any saving at all for the homes supplied.
Paul’s full conclusions are:
An honest government statement would be this. In order to follow a policy of cutting carbon, ministers are giving £41 million to a scheme that will not deliver what the announcement describes. The grant buys barges and tanks. It does not buy heat in 650,000 homes. The tunnels are unconsented and unpriced. There is no published path, even a rough one, from Belvedere to a radiator that includes barge running costs, heat lost in storage and pipes, heat interface units in each building, internal pipework, meters, or the local networks. Delivery to the home has been left off the page.
The work has been announced as if costing were optional. The picture comes first: boats, a home-count, a date. The engineering and the bill come later, or not at all. That is how a school project is run, not how a capital scheme is run. Ministers are spending public money with no published whole-life cost, no operating budget for the barges, and no price for putting heat into the building. They are doing it with borrowed money. The 10-year gilt yield was about 5.3% in the days before this announcement, higher than a year earlier. Every unpriced tunnel and every heat interface unit will be paid for by taxpayers and bill-payers already carrying a heavier interest charge. This is not a spare-cash experiment. It is more debt, taken on for a scheme whose delivery costs have not been written down.
What the public case does achieve is higher-cost heating. Gas already heats these buildings, at about 9 pence per useful kilowatt-hour with a modern boiler. This scheme adds transport, storage, several heat exchanges and a network charge. Heating will cost more. That is the certain result. The uncertain result is the carbon saving. There is no independently checked account that covers the incinerator, the electricity used by the barges, the losses, or the gas boilers kept as backup. The press release assumes a carbon cut. It does not prove one.
Even if that cut were real, it would not change the climate. UK household heat is a small part of world emissions. Four barges on the Thames are a rounding error. The honest sentence is therefore: London homes will pay more to heat their rooms, in the name of a carbon policy whose effect on the world is too small to measure. The £41 million is the first public instalment of that policy. The rest of the bill has not been written down.
ICI ran a district heating system at Billingham in NE England back in the 1960s using waste heat from the factory power plant and possibly from the steam reforming units on the ammonia plants. IIRC it transferred the heating via steam.
I don’t know whether it is still running.
Those were the days when the NE of England was a hive of industry, coal, chemicals, steel and other manufacturing industry. So sad it has all gone, and the high cost of energy is going to make it difficult to re-establish.
As for the barge idea, why don’t they transport the heat via steam and pipes along the Thames, similar to the heating systems in New York? All the land connections will already have to be in place and all the barges do is provide a rather inefficient type of Thermos flask to transport the heat with all the inefficiency in transferring the hot water on and off the barges.
It sounds like 5 billion is the cost estimate.
The £41 million (or is it £90 million?) is just a rounding error.
Serious question(s):
How many members of the UK cabinet are qualified engineers?
How many are qualified scientists?
How many qualified engineers are there within Labour’s backbenchers (or the Conservatives, for that matter)?
And then look at the civil service . . . yeah, the people who are supposedly qualified to advise the idiots we elect to represent us . . . and you’ll find the number of people who are engineering and science qualified will be pathetically negligeable.
And let’s not forget, we have a democratic system that allowed 20% of the registered electorate – hardly providing a f#cking mandate!! – to determine the development path of 80% of the population . . . that didn’t vote for these utter clowns or any of it in the first place!!
And I am . . . BLOODY SICK OF IT!!
The phrase, fiddling while Rome burns, comes to mind when reading this latest pointless warm water barge proposal from DESNZ. Did they actually gift some grifter £41 million for what must be the most insane Net Zero idea yet imagined?
Likely a Somali Learing Center in the UK!
There is an old adage. Do something even if it’s wrong. This has been the working mandate for the greens since the beginning.
The UK’s political leadership is dangerously delusional over CO2.
Following this Net Zero plan will be the destruction of the UK. Each new plan is more bizarre than the last one.
Nothing the UK can do about CO2 will have the slightest effect on the Earth’s weather even if CO2 were the control knob of Earth’s temperature, and there is no evidence it is even that.
Stupid UK politicians destroying their nation over a scientific theory that has never been proven. These idiots think they are on the right track.
I have sympathy for the people of the UK. They deserve competent leadership. They are not getting it now.
It’s not a theory.
Not even a hypothesis.
Just simplistic conjecture.
“Nothing the UK can do about CO2 will have the slightest effect on the Earth’s weather even if CO2 were the control knob of Earth’s temperature, and there is no evidence it is even that.”
In fact there is nothing humans are doing to effect the atmospheric CO2 content. https://rumble.com/v7f6f50-jonathan-cohler-fossil-fuel-combustion-drove-essentially-none-of-the-atmosp.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a
Atmospheric content is controlled by the gas laws, temperature and other natural forces. If humans emit more the atmosphere will accept less from natural sources. If humans emit less more will come out of nature. Carbon capture and storage is a fool’s game. There is orders of magnitude more CO2 in the oceans and land than in the atmosphere.
They are getting the leadership for which they voted. No sympathy for self-inflicted wounds.
It is worth mentioning than only 20.4% of the electorate voted for this clown show of a government. Just under 80% of the eligible voters did not vote for the crazy gang now destroying the UK. If it wasn’t so tragic it would be funny.
According to the Electoral Reform Society, during the 2024 election “…over 19 million registered voters not turning out and an estimated 8.2 million eligible people missing or inaccurately registered almost the same amount of people didn’t vote, 27.5 million, as voted at this election, 28.8 million.”
Officially, the turnout rate was just shy of 60%. At least one report calculated that only 17.4% of the electorate actually voted for Labour after allowing for non-voters and faulty votes.
So I have to agree with your assessment. But I have long believed that people who don’t care enough to vote, or don’t put forth the effort to inform themselves about the issues & candidates should NOT vote. A null vote is better than a mis- or un-informed vote.
Our stupid politicians think that the rest of the world will follow our example. They won’t. Sadly a large proportion of the electorate has been brainwashed into believing this nonsense and will keep on voting for the destruction of the UK.
Elections have consequences. Unfortunately for the UK citizenry they are going to learn a very hard lesson.
But they’re doing it “For King and Country” Just ask Chuck.
It might make sense, just, if we were building the city from scratch, but we’re not.
There is no way shipping hot water by barge makes sense. None.
Carbon anything man-made (gases, acids, solids, compounds, liquids) PLEASE DEFINE! do nothing to alter the climate or affect the planet. It is a scam and a tragic waste of money. In any case over 90% of atmospheric greenhouse gases consist of water vapour whereas only 0.04% are carbon dioxide.
ICI, as it was then, provided a district heating system in the 1960s at Billingham in NE England. IT used waste heat from the factory power plant and possibly also from the steam reforming units on the ammonia plants.
IIRS the heat was piped through as steam.
I don’t know whether it is still in use.
At that time the North East was a hive of industry with steel, chemicals, fertilisers and a host of other manufacturing industries, now sadly gone and unlikely to be resuscitated any time soon due to ridiculously high energy costs, care of you know who.
As regards the London barge scheme, the land based pipework will have to be installed regardless of how they import the heat, and it would seem to be a no-brainer to pipe steam from the heat generator as is done in New York, and avoid the inefficiency losses in what is in effect giant Thermos flasks.
So which is it???
A) 750,000 homes heated
B) 650,000 homes heated
C) 12,000-25,000 homes heated
D) All of the above
E) None of the above
My money is on “E”!
Energy security and net zero? Good luck with that!
Net Zero Energy Security…
The New Oxymoron!
Paul is spot on.
I addressed some of this when the proposition appeared last week.