The Grand Canyon of the Mind

Guest Post by Willis Eschenbach

(Part 5 of an ongoing series … Part 1Part 2, Part 3, Part 4)

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to live to be 103 years old, because I’ve always wanted to see what will be going on in 2050. As a result, I had to figure out a way to divide up the years of my life. I finally came up with the following.

0-25 years … Childhood

25-50 years … Youth

50-75 years … Middle Youth

75-103 years … Late Youth

When I was a youth, I once had the good fortune to be the first mate on a sailboat that stopped in Hong Kong. I met a lovely young woman there named Lai Fan, and we had lots of good times. But of course, sooner or later the ship had to sail. And amidst our goodbyes, I told her what I truly believed, that I would be back in a year or so, no question.

And again when I was a youth, I once went to the Grand Canyon, and spent about a week there. We weren’t planning to spend a week, but our car broke down in a parking lot right by the rim of the canyon. If you ever want a great place to do some what we used to call “shade-tree” mechanic work, that was the location. We’d work on the car for a while, then stand and stare over the canyon rim, then work on the car some more. And when I left, I knew that I would be back again in the future, no question.

Now, in my middle youth, I find myself once again traveling the roads of America. We finally made it to the Grand Canyon, and while I’m a different man these days, curiously the Grand Canyon hasn’t changed much at all …

I took pictures, but there’s no way that a camera can encompass the whole. When you stand out at a point on the canyon rim, you are looking at a view that extends from horizon to horizon, and from the sky down a mile into the bowels of the earth.

gc canyon 1See those tiny dots on top of the rock in the middle distance … those are people. Here’s the problem

Spread your arms out side to side, and see how much space they encompass … then hold up your cell phone at arm’s length, and consider how much of that immensity your camera can capture. So my pictures are only the faint echo of the reality.

gc canyon 2We rented bikes, and rode along the Rim Trail. The rental bikes all have stickers on them saying “DO NOT RIDE ON THE RIM TRAIL”, but all the other bikers were riding rental bikes there, so I figured it was forbidden for that most American of reasons … to avoid legal liability when some idjit takes his rental bike for that final plunge. And it’s a loooong ways down, a mile (1.6 km) vertically from the rim down to the Colorado River at the bottom …

gc canyon 4The scale is hard to grasp, but those are people standing on the nearby rock, and a tiny glimpse of the brown-colored Colorado River far below …

It is surreal to ride along the Rim Trail, because it winds in and out of the low brushy trees that grow along the rim. We’d be riding along with nothing but trees in view, then maybe looking off to the right side for a bit. And when I looked back to the left, suddenly there was a magical symphony in ochres and reds falling away forever into the depths … stunning.

gc canyon 3There is wildlife along the rim, including some very tame and blasé elk who wander around the visitors center like they were just some tourists from a different planet enjoying the views. Here’s a bull elk with horns that scratch the sky …

gc elkAnd a cow elk grazing in the forest along the rim.

gc elk 2And of course you need the small guys to keep the big guys company …

gc ravenThe raven sits around the visitors’ center hurling abuse at all the tourists at the top of its lungs. And along the rim there’re lot’s of ground squirrels and chipmunks:

gc squirrelThey warn you against touching the squirrels and small rodents because they often carry the Black Death, bubonic plague … yikes! And the Black Death is no joke. In my youth I saw a case of it not far from the Grand Canyon. A friend’s kids had found a dead mouse and played with it, and one of them took sick, bad sick. Luckily the mother had seen a case before, she tossed him in the pickup truck and shot off to the hospital at about two-thirds of the speed of light. The boy was fine, gotta love the wonders of modern medicine, but I’ve never been totally relaxed around small rodents ever since …

But soon, all too soon, our five hours of bike hire were up, and it was time to go.

So I did what I do these days when I leave such a spot. I faced each of the four directions in turn, and I spread my arms as wide as they would go, and I breathed in all of the sights and sounds and smells of that wonderful place. And in the sure and certain knowledge that I might never see it again, I inhaled it all as completely and fully as I know how …

Because to this day, I’ve never made it back to Hong Kong. And if I have learned anything in my middle youth, it is that death is always behind my left shoulder, watching, patiently biding his time. And while someday I may get back to either Hong Kong or to the Grand Canyon, I’d be a fool to live as if that were guaranteed.

So I do my best to remember that there are hidden trap doors everywhere that open up unexpectedly to swallow people whole, and that one day I’ll put my foot on the wrong spot and I’ll be gone … ah, dear friends, all I can say is, spread your arms wide and drink in this marvelous life and this wondrous planet while you can. The day is far too short, the night is long, and the darkness is an unknown distance ahead.

My best wishes to everyone, and my thanks to you all,

w.

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September 17, 2015 5:51 am

This is probably too late, but you really should hike down into Havasupai and swim in the pools under the waterfalls.

Louis LeBlanc
Reply to  jinghis
September 17, 2015 9:51 pm

…or do the rapid slide in the Little Colorado’s Bora Bora blue water….

September 17, 2015 6:07 am

Sir, just wanted to point out that you have given nearly enough information for a clever and insightful person to deduce roughly the year of your birth.

D.J. Hawkins
Reply to  menicholas
September 17, 2015 9:38 am

If +/- “0” is roughly, then yes.

Fred from Canuckistan
September 17, 2015 6:13 am

Terrible case of erosion. How can we let things like this happen?
Somebody should do something.
Must be caused by Global Warming.
Or more likely, Climate Change.

Resourceguy
Reply to  Fred from Canuckistan
September 17, 2015 11:52 am

And not a corporate deep pocket in sight, as a target that is.

Editor
September 17, 2015 6:27 am

When I went to the Grand Canyon for the second time, a family reunion trip arranged by my geologist brother, I had to leave a day early to catch a plane to Phoenix. The transition from runway surrounded by trees and buildings to suddenly seeing most of the view out the window fill with canyon is tough to keep up with.
I imagine helicopter pilots liked treating their customers to that transition in a fraction of a second.

Jimmy
September 17, 2015 7:06 am

Wonderful place. My dad first visited the Grand Canyon in his childhood, at which point he asked his dad if they could hike down to the river. His dad’s reply was that the canyon was a mile straight down and therefore it was impossible for a human to walk all the way down and back up again. A few years ago, my dad (now in his middle youth) successfully challenged that impossibility. It was such an incredible experience for him that he’s been now regularly–once a year or so–repeating the feat with whoever he can convince to join him. Last June, I took him up on his offer. There were 4 of us total as my dad’s brother and his wife joined us. We camped near the rim and set off at sunrise. A few hours later we reached the bottom, sat in the shade, and enjoyed the beers I had packed in. Then it was the long, slow trod back up to the rim, which we reached a little after sunset. I have about 300 pictures from the trip, none of which really captured the views we experience, but all of which are happy reminders of that day. It was a very awesome way to not just see, but to experience the majesty of that place.
If anybody else is interested in doing this hike, please make sure you are well-prepared. There are signs all around the visitor’s center and the trail heads that say you shouldn’t even attempt the hike, and those signs are justified in trying to discourage it. Consider this: the world’s highest observation deck is on the 148th floor of the Burj Khalifa, at a height of over 1800 ft. You could visit that observation deck twice in one day, take the stairs both times, and you still will have only climbed the equivalent of 3/4 of the distance from the Colorado River to the Grand Canyon rim. Add in the heat (it reached 103 the day we did it) and the lack of water sources, and it’s no wonder that people die trying to complete it. But if you’re prepared, in reasonably good shape, and carrying sufficient water, I highly recommend you try it.

James at 48
Reply to  Jimmy
September 17, 2015 3:21 pm

It’s some pretty good elevation gain, normally only seen when mountaineering. The heat provides the challenge that thin air does not in this case.

September 17, 2015 8:16 am

Get back me after you, and natural processes, have rounded off those steep drop-offs. Perhaps when we’ve both had a century or two to mature a bit.

Resourceguy
September 17, 2015 8:44 am

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http://www.elysiumhealth.com/blog/the-key-components-of-basis-what-do-they-do-and-how-in-the-world-do-you-pronounce-them

Robert Landreth
September 17, 2015 9:13 am

Years ago as a senior Geology student in college, a group of four of us hiked down the New Hance trail to the Hance rapids on the Colorado, and then along the Tonto Platform to the Kaibab Trail, which we followed down to Phantom Ranch at the bottom of the Canyon. We spent one night in the camp ground, and enjoyed a beer at the Ranch. During the night the Bright Angel Creek became a raging torrent in which we could hear large boulders crashing against each other. Luckily it didn’t overflow its banks. It was a wonderful experience, and I learned the complete section from the bottom up.
On another note the Grand Canyon is cut in the Paleozoic section, with the exception of the very bottom being in the Pre-Cambrian section. It represents almost six hundred million years of deposition. Present theory of the canyon formation says that it has been cut in the last million years. For additional Geology the Mesozoic section is displayed in Zion National Park, and the Cenozoic section can be found in Bryce Canyon National Park.

Jim G1
September 17, 2015 9:28 am

Rode up there once from Phoenix on my motorcycle. So hot that day in Phoenix and nearly froze to death up at the rim. Sedona was just right. Except for all the old hippie artists. Serious glacial melts over the many glaciations carved a real wonder.

brians356
Reply to  Jim G1
September 17, 2015 12:32 pm

With all due respect, I do hope your motorcycle employed a muffler. Nothing would be more unwelcome than an ear-splitting thumper at a peaceful citadel like the Grand Canyon.

September 17, 2015 9:44 am

Willis:
Thank you again for bringing us a wonderful dollop of beauty and wonder.
If you haven’t already visited, consider adding ‘Black Canyon Of The Gunnison’ to your list of trips. With a primarily hard rock geology, Black Canyon is a much narrower less deep canyon yet still stunning.
That said, any National Park is worth a visit for the sheer wonder they evince.
For more obsessive (OCD) travelers or those who enjoy tracking their National Park visits there is the National Park Passport Stamps program. Any National Park office and many Park stations can stamp Park Passports (not for international travel kind) capturing location and date of visit.
Enjoy!

DDP
September 17, 2015 10:15 am

I went in a snowy January 03, and to this day I still can’t adequately describe the visual scale, how it changes with the light or how quiet it was to other people due to my brain still being unable to process it.
Willis, I love how you refer to a bird that easily comes to above the knees as a ‘small guy’! I gave the Ravens a wide berth, it probably wasn’t too smart to get that close to one after having been attacked by a Emperor Penguin in a zoo when I was four years old.

Toto
September 17, 2015 10:36 am

“ah, dear friends, all I can say is, spread your arms wide and drink in this marvelous life and this wondrous planet while you can.”
Carpe Diem. Tomorrow may be two degrees warmer 😉
As Robert Landreth and johnanother have mentioned above, it’s also the time factor that makes humans small and insignificant in the universe. Think of all those little animals that died over eons to make up the ground you are standing on. And when night falls, think of all those other stars and the earth is not even a drop in the bucket. The Earth abides. Enjoy.

brians356
September 17, 2015 11:20 am

My best friend and hunting buddy is dying of cancer just now. Thus I found this essay rather more poignant than otherwise.
There is a distinctive species of squirrel found only at the North Rim of the GC, the Kaibab Squirrel. If you were to see one there will be no doubt what it was:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaibab_squirrel

Gonzo
September 17, 2015 12:31 pm

What struck me from the pictures is how green the canyon is. Having last visited 3yrs ago in October it was very brown on the canyon floor. This years monsoonal flow has really greened it up.

Oatley
September 17, 2015 1:49 pm

Thanks for the story, Willis. 50 years ago a friend and I hopped in a VW and traveled the country. The experience sobered me beyond description and brought a profound sense of admiration and wonder to my life. Most people visit the south side of the canyon, but we hiked the north rim to the bottom. Spent three days exploring the canyon trails near the roaring Colorado. An outfitter talked us into buying a canvas water bag, which due to its evaporative power, gave us cool water all day long. We were the envy of the trail!
BTW, we didn’t run into anyone like Brad there…😜

E.M.Smith
Editor
September 17, 2015 3:06 pm

Spent a wonderful couple of days changing generator brushes in a 67 VW at the Grand Canyon camping area… well don’t actually know if it was supposed to be camping… Gen light came on about dusk and about 1/2 hour to camp, but a few back to town, so continued to camp. The joy of the old VW was the you could darn near overhaul it with a couple of screw drivers, and 10 mm & 13 mm wrenches. Plus spark plug wrench. Brushes cost somewhere around 85 ¢ IIRC.
Canyon was wonderful… got back to it in about 1992 or so in a 86 Honda with a spouse and 2 kids… who didn’t care nearly so much being about 3 & 4 years old…

Dave Dodds
September 17, 2015 3:30 pm

Jimmy, I too hiked the canyon rim to river and back again in a day last year in May at the age of 74. Started at 5:30 a.m. and got back at 6:30 p.m. I trained for 3 months on an inclined treadmill. Great experience but probably not one I would repeat. Taxed the quads to the limit.
Tried for 2 years to get a campsite at the bottom so to make a 2 day trip out of it but they always booked up too fast.
Another great Grand Canyon experience years ago was renting a jet boat at Meadville near Lake Mead and driving up the canyon to the first rapids. A whole different perspective from the bottom.

Chuck Forward
September 17, 2015 5:16 pm

Willis,
On your rebound trip to Death Valley, might I suggest you take a trip through Titus Canyon. This is a dirt road excursion so an SUV would be helpful but a regular car with good clearance can make it. The road is one way starting a couple miles west of Rhyolite on 374 out of Beatty (watch your speed going through town). A small sign at the start can be seen going west but I don’t think there is one for going east on 374. The road ends on Scotty’s Castle Road in the valley. The first part is on the flat so it is dull but the finish is worth it. Start with a full tank as the next gas is at the Stovepipe Wells.

September 17, 2015 5:16 pm

This is it.

Larry Wirth
September 17, 2015 8:24 pm

Willis, enjoyed your take on the Grand Canyon very much. Most people don’t get as much from the experience. As stated above, I had the great experience of actually living there from June 1953 to January 1954. Among other experiences, I and my younger sister, then four, go lost on an “arrowhead hunt” on July 17, eventually finding our own way out at Hermit’s Rest. We lived at Rowe’s Well, a thirties motel on the dirt road along the old railroad track from Williams. At that time, there was no direct road to Flagstaff; all traffic came from Williams and most all visitors came via railroad. In Summer 1953, the World Scout Jamboree was held at the canyon and I remember many, many trains full of scouts passing our location on the tracks. So busy was the hoopla that even old steam engines were placed in service to deliver the scouts.
At the time, only Rowe’s Well and Kachina Lodge on the South Rim, about two or three miles west of the village were the only remaining privately owned properties within the Grand Canyon National Park, and the Park Service was aggressively working to eliminate them. Kachina’s owner and his brother, a talented architect, had great plans for a hotel spilling over the rim for about ten stories, but at almost the same time uranium was discovered in an old mine about 500′ below the rim, and all plans for a super hotel were off.
My father, a 1928 immigrant from Germany, was intended to superintend the construction of the hotel described above. I well remember exploring the old drift, mostly caved in, mines (copper) around Rowe’s Well and burning the unused dynamite we found in them. Sticks of black powder burn like Roman candles without the fireballs typical of the genre. A lot of what we found looked like sticks of sawdust, which didn’t burn at all. After a time, my dad discovered what we had been doing and called in experts to clear all the mines in our area; they told us that the sawdust sticks were more modern nitroglycerin dynamite and we were very fortunate that they were in areas exposed to the weather, or they would have exploded upon being moved.
Once the park service got control, they bulldozed the inn and twenty or so cabins that were the motel’s source of income, so today it takes a keen eye to discern that the place actually existed. There was a large dance floor with a great jukebox, an adjacent generator building that had two DC generators that had to be started up each evening to provide light, but no heating other than a huge fireplace that I (at eight) could stand up in under the mantle.
Rode to school every day in the back of dad’s ’49 Studebaker truck, picking up a couple of Havasupai kids on the way, wearing every fur-lined garment the folks could afford.
On 1 January, we moved to Sedona; my mother couldn’t survive the cold at the Canyon. I can remember it to this day. Bright, sunny day and on the wall next to the driveway was an old fashioned, mercury thermometer that said 0 degrees F.
The Grand Canyon is much more complicated for people who have actually lived there. I’m not dissing, in any way, Willis’ impression of the place, merely suggesting that the casual visitor has no real idea of what the place is like as a place to live.

September 17, 2015 9:55 pm

Willis,
One of the great privileges of my life was a self-guided three-week raft trip down the Colorado River through the Grand Canyon in 1979. I was the oarsman on a pretty small raft, a Northwest River Supply Sprite. I think it was 8 feet long and had 11 1/2 inch tubes. This was way before the introduction of today’s fancy-dan self-bailing rafts. I made it the entire way without flipping the boat. Bragging aside . . .
There’s nothing like being at the bottom of that magnificent canyon and feeling the smooth Vishnu Schist in the walls of the Granite Gorge. Quite the thing to visit a mostly inaccessible rock that’s about 1.75 billion years old.
I suggest you take the trip!

ImranCan
September 18, 2015 8:02 am

Great prose. You remind me a little of the commencement address of Steve Jobs at Yale (I think), maybe 2005. You can look it up on YouTube. The sentiments are the same – we are all naked before death, so don’t wait to do anything, because you never know when it will be over. But you are more eloquent. Thank you.
PS I have exactly the same photo as you. Have been there 3 times myself, and hope to do so again – but of course no guarantees.

Jim James
September 18, 2015 10:19 am

I worked for a small electronics firm in Los Angeles in the early 1960s that built a system to control the pumps to take water from the North Rim, down in pipes, cross the River, then pump it up to the South Rim. No wires were allowed so we developed a radio control system. While doing the installation, I got an opportunity to fly to the bottom of the Canyon in a helicopter. You can’t imagine the size of that hole until you are headed down into it at 60 mph.
One other note: ALL the human beings on earth, if stacked like cord wood, would fill only 20% of the Grand Canyon.

Marty
September 18, 2015 12:47 pm

The Grand Canyon is one of the few places in the world where photographs fail. The size and the beauty are so overwhelming that photographs simply fail. You have to see it in person.