The 'Skeptical Science' kidz are up to no good again

Ah those kidz, what are they up to now? (Update: It has been figured out, see below) The image you see is from their “new” web page  [www.skepticalscience.com/nsh/?] which is some sort of flash javascript program with a bunch of silhouettes of people that can be rotated and moved in a pseudo-3D way. All of the silhouettes are greyed out now, but one can rest assured they be filled in with cartoonish caricatures once the countdown clock on the lower right reaches zero.

skeptical_sci_crowd(h/t from Kadaka K.D. Knoebel)

My guess? John Cook has likely put his failed cartooning talents back to work again. Given the juvenile fascination former cartoonist turned amateur psychologist and numbers bookie for the 97% John Cook has with smearing climate skeptics, this may reveal itself as some sort of interactive “name and shame” application for the top 100 climate skeptics worldwide.

I hope it does, because if so, and if it turns out to be as libelous as I think it will be, it will give a whole bunch of people a reason to sue the pants off that whole team of creepy playtime Nazi cross dressers. Bring it.

Of course it could also be a rah-rah application, where each of the silhouettes is a “real climate scientist”, and the popup text message is all about how they “feel” about climate change…like these clowns.

Whatever it is, it will likely be the caliber of the sort of lowbrow stuff we’ve seen before, like the “designed to be funny but actually horrifying” 10:10 video which blows up children who don’t want to go along with climate change in school.

UPDATE: Commenter Joel O’Bryan has found a hidden logo that gives it away. He writes:

There is a hidden logo in the middle of the field that says:

http://www.skepticalscience.com/nsh/images/q/nsh_logo.png

97 hours of consensus with a link back URL [sks.to/97]

97 hours of consensus? Wow. Just over four days worth of mind numbing claims about a 97% number that has long since been falsified and shown to be little more than a statistical fabrication of Cook and Co. With this episode, Cook’s fixation on that fake 97% number boils down to this:

Einstein_on_insanity

UPDATE2:

UnFrozenCavemanMD notes:

A scan through the javascript reveals it to represent 100 experts each of whom offers a “fact” followed by a description of that person’s expertise.

UPDATE3: Brandon Shollenberger notes in a comment:

If you look at that page, there’s a fair amount of code written. That includes code for displaying avatars associated with specific IDs taken from a JSON file. Currently, a dummy set being used (represented by the 100 silhouettes you can see). If that’s changed, any avatars could be displayed. My assumption they intend to allow customized avatars to be created and then displayed.

There is also code which indicates the JSON file will include other information about those IDs. When you click on an avatar, that information will be displayed. It’s not entirely clear what information will be shown as this is the code for selecting it:

function getSFacts( s ) {

var facts = “”;

if ( s ) {

if (‘t’ in s) facts = facts + s.t + ” “;

if (‘n’ in s) facts = facts + s.n + “”;

if (‘i’ in s) facts = facts + s.i + “”;

if (‘a’ in s) facts = facts + “Expertise: ” + s.a;

}

return facts;

}

My current guess is the ‘t’ variable stands for title (like Mr. or Dr.) while the ‘n’ variable stands for name. That would explain why there is only a space added between them while there are line breaks added between the other variables. I’m not sure what ‘i’ would stand for, but ‘a’ apparently stands for some measure of expertise.

Anyway, it seems this is going to be used as a virtual hangout. People will be able to create avatars, input information about themselves and then join in. I don’t see anything in the code to indicate users will be able to chat/send each other messages, but that may be added (or I could have missed something).

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Chuckarama
September 6, 2014 6:05 am

Well, by my rough count, there’s about 100 silhouettes. It’s always fun to speculate, so I’m going to say it has something to do with the 97%. Three of these kids will be doing their own thing.

September 6, 2014 6:25 am

“The ‘Skeptical Science’ kidz are up to no good again”
Again?
Don’t you mean “still”?
I agree with others: that site which, is a cornucopia of logical fallacies and falsifications, isn’t worth the effort of a mouse click. The exception to drawing attention to them would be whenever one is rebutting what is said/shown there, and that rebuttal should not be on their site, partly because of the items noted here that brand the site “unreliable”.
In the real world, a site that is named “Skeptical Science” would be abbreviated “SS”, but no, even that simple truth is distorted by them and they insist they be “SkS”. Geez, if they can’t get their initials right why would anyone accept anything they proclaim? Oh, and don’t tell me that the “SS” has some unfortunate association; they could have called their site “The Skeptical Science Website” with the abbreviation “TSSW”.
“By their fruit you will know them” – Forrest Gump, paraphrased

September 6, 2014 6:31 am

On the main page of “Skeptical Science”, this widget is right above the Hiroshima counter claiming that “global warming has already exploded several gadzillion Hiroshimas”. I guess that in 23 hours, they will make a mega-9/11-style attack predicted by Michael Crichton in “State of Fear”, in order to return “global warming” into the public discourse as an issue that matters.

Tim
September 6, 2014 6:37 am

Their Target Market by numbers would be well researched. They are rapidly losing ground with the informed, science-savvy population segment and so target the MSM-fed, ill- informed, the naïve and the young searching for a ‘cause’. Hence the IQ level of their promotional claptrap.
They are rapidly losing ground with the informed, science-savvy population segment and so all they can do is demonize them.

September 6, 2014 6:42 am

Tim –
I don’t believe they ever held any ground with “the informed, science-savvy population”.
Just sayin’.

ezeerfrm
September 6, 2014 6:57 am

they benefit from having the backing of media/ pols which, at the least, prevents their lunacy from being properly reported. It won’t always be that way. I still believe “bad” science eventually loses out, though it may take a while given the momentum/ support of the CAGW crazy-train.

PaulH
September 6, 2014 7:05 am

At first glance, prior to my morning coffee, I saw in that picture dozens of shadowy bowling pins. Perhaps an earth-patterned bowling ball will “strike” them down?
/snark

C.M. Carmichael
September 6, 2014 7:11 am

I have a iPad, if the images are in Flash I can never see them. Thank you Apple.

Nik
September 6, 2014 7:46 am

Haha, One of the html elements a div is called, “whatsupinner”.

Reply to  Nik
September 6, 2014 8:24 am

Yeah I’d noticed that too. That device is the countdown clock. If it had been spelled “watts” it would have been an obvious reference to Anthony. I dont think it means anything.

Nik
Reply to  Joel O'Bryan
September 6, 2014 9:04 am

I know it means nothing but something is funny it’s best to see all the funny things.

Steve Oregon
September 6, 2014 7:48 am

There’s obviously there’s some sort of been a call to action that brought about this blitz underway.
IMHO it will backfire if skeptics push how Democrats own this climate movement lunacy and all of the attempts to infringe low cost energy and alter behavior with sweeping government policies.
Contrary to the fantasy that voters will reward the lunacy Democrat politicians and candidates will take a beating in November.
BUT skeptics need to quit pussy footing around and lose their phony high ground avoidance of partisan rhetoric.
Get real and get a pair. Lash out like this political war demands and label the Democrat with their own insane agenda. No one else is going to do it.
Soft tones and reluctance gives them a free pass to deceive and is a recipe for failure.
Emerging government climate policy and expenditures to implement them are reaching crisis levels and the voting public has no idea every aspect of their lives and livelihood are under assault.
Misappropriation on a grand scale threatens every legitimate need and essential service.
Better sound our own alarms. Sooner rather than later.

Steve Oregon
Reply to  Steve Oregon
September 6, 2014 7:59 am

That was haggard.
“There’s obviously been some sort of call to action that brought about this blitz underway.”

Anarchist Hate Machine
Reply to  Steve Oregon
September 6, 2014 10:48 am

Bingo. People need to FIGHT BACK. Viciously, unrepentantly, with extreme prejudice

Gary
September 6, 2014 7:49 am

Well, if it’s “name and shame” I hope to see some important names in there. They better get it right or I’m gonna protest. People finding themselves in such a nomination should wear it like a badge, and we’ll applaud them here. It’ll sorta be like the Academy Awards.

PiperPaul
September 6, 2014 8:03 am

I wonder if this site is worth it? http://www.donotlink.com/dnl/faq
“When you are discussing or alerting others to a website that promotes a fraud, scam, cult or other questionable business and you link to that site, search engines will (after a while) improve the offending site’s rank.
Therefore, more people will find these shady websites, and will be exposed to their content without getting the proper context.
That’s where donotlink comes in.”

sadbutmadlad
September 6, 2014 8:25 am

Who’s the silhouette with the guitar? He’s in the 11 O’clock position at the back.

rishrac
September 6, 2014 8:26 am

I wonder if the much vaulted American sheeple are not as stupid as AGW thinks they are. It’s true they may not be the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest penny in the roll, however, in the land of constant scams, slight of hand, and if I have to explain it to you, you wouldn’t understand it, most Americans have a basic understanding of science. The only thing constant about AGW is the new explanations of the weather we are seeing. “It’s warmer, that’s why there is more snow”. Counterintuitive? I can tell you nobody believes that. That one statement has done more to discredit AGW than all the blogs and posts put up here. If nobody asked on a survey, this issue would be non existent, but since they do, it ranks last among American concerns.
So if they put up a cartoon about us, good. We are alive and well. And if they happen to read something on one of this sites, all the better. Whatever they publish can’t be any worse than the thin ideas from the IPCC. What people see is last year a brutally cold winter in the US, they don’t see 20 ft of water covering Manhattan, they don’t see either pole melting, they do see the Great Lakes frozen over. When you been putting out alarmist material for 20 years and weather/climate is pretty much the same, well, yawn, I’m not really interested. I wouldn’t be here either except for the political agenda the IPCC has going, and that they are just plain wrong. (and I think we are headed to a LIA or at least a cool down with little or no planning) The US will go to this UN party to cut our own throats. We can sign a treaty (or an accord) with minor players that have nothing to loose and everything to gain. Meanwhile, every other political actor is looking for a way to get off the inconvenient truth. Selling Ice Cream in July is a wonderful idea to promote global warming, except it was 50 F. Yep, I sure feel like eating ice when it’s 50 F out, sounds like fun! (in reference to the ice cream stand they put up here in Denver trying to close coal plants)

September 6, 2014 8:36 am

A scan through the javascript reveals it to represent 100 experts each of whom offers a “fact” followed by a description of that person’s expertise.

climatereason
Editor
Reply to  UnfrozenCavemanMD
September 6, 2014 9:40 am

If so, sounds like quite a good format that is eye catching and informative. The sceptical side could do with a similar format to rebut the facts or put forward alternative views
tonyb

Reply to  UnfrozenCavemanMD
September 6, 2014 11:38 am

Because “consensus” science has always been so succeesful? No.
Successful only in the form of success for entrenched interests. But not so for true scientific breakthroughs to new paradigms. Galileo, Darwin, Pasteur, Einstein, and Drs Barry Marshall and Robin Warren all faced the challenge of consensus resistance to a prevailing entrenched interest. Those entrenched interests have universally been motivated by belief, ego, and reputation.
The American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) published their “What we know” climate consensus orthodoxy earlier this year.
http://whatweknow.aaas.org/get-the-facts/
This politicization of AAAS is the antithesis of scientific advancement, but is better understood in the Consensus of advancement of politicized science. AAAS should change its name AAAPS.

Keitho
Editor
September 6, 2014 9:16 am

If we ignored John Cook I don’t think he would exist.

September 6, 2014 10:01 am

If he made one of these of all the warmists it would be much smaller.

Reply to  elmer
September 6, 2014 10:02 am

P.S. I hope I’m one of the cartoons.

Reply to  elmer
September 6, 2014 10:08 am

There is like a hundred of them, I thought everybody believed in global warming now.

Reply to  elmer
September 6, 2014 10:10 am

Nice job! Only 31,387 caricatures to go.
http://www.petitionproject.org/signers_by_last_name.php

F. Ross
September 6, 2014 10:06 am

So it’s a 97 hour Kumbaya fest for the AGW crowd.
Count me out.

Reply to  F. Ross
September 6, 2014 10:27 am

With the cartoon characters and the date reference, an internet search turns up what could be a reference to Dragoncon 2015, which is 4 – 7 September 2015.
A note on Dragon Con (I had to go look this up, as I had no idea what dragon con was)
Dragon Con
Science Fiction Convention with Anime, Comic, Costume, Fantasy, Steampunk and TV
Science fiction would seem to be right up SKS and Cook’s modus operandi.

Jeff Alberts
September 6, 2014 10:07 am

I disagree with the quote attributed to Einstein. What he’s describing is stupidity, not insanity. Insanity is believing in things which don’t exist and expecting them to be useful.

Brandon Shollenberger
September 6, 2014 10:30 am

I can’t say I understand this post. The previous versions were weird, and now it says this has been “figured out” quoting:

There is a hidden logo in the middle of the field that says:
http://www.skepticalscience.com/nsh/images/q/nsh_logo.png
97 hours of consensus with a link back URL

But that doesn’t tell us what the app actually does. Another update says:

UnFrozenCavemanMD notes:
A scan through the javascript reveals it to represent 100 experts each of whom offers a “fact” followed by a description of that person’s expertise.

But that’s not what I see in the Javascript. There is no singular “fact” proffered by the Javascript. There is a variable named facts which is used for display purposes. As you can guess, it being plural means there are multiple facts. The code related to it is:
function getSFacts( s ) {
var facts = "";
if ( s ) {
if ('t' in s) facts = facts + s.t + " ";
if ('n' in s) facts = facts + s.n + "";
if ('i' in s) facts = facts + s.i + "";
if ('a' in s) facts = facts + "Expertise: " + s.a;
}
return facts;
}

The plus sign is used to concatenate characters. That means the four variables (t, n, i and a) in the array s are combined and placed into the variable facts. The first two are separated only by a single space. My presumption is t stands for title (like Mr. or Dr.) and n stands for name. A line break is then added, after which variable i is appended. Another line break is added then the Expertise entry is appended.
Each person does not offer a “fact.” The “facts” appears to be information about each person.
I was asked about this in e-mail a couple days ago. I looked into it, and based on my examination of the page and code, I said:

If you look at that page, there’s a fair amount of code written. That includes code for displaying avatars associated with specific IDs taken from a JSON file. Currently, a dummy set being used (represented by the 100 silhouettes you can see). If that’s changed, any avatars could be displayed. My assumption they intend to allow customized avatars to be created and then displayed.
There is also code which indicates the JSON file will include other information about those IDs. When you click on an avatar, that information will be displayed. It’s not entirely clear what information will be shown as this is the code for selecting it:
function getSFacts( s ) {
var facts = “”;
if ( s ) {
if (‘t’ in s) facts = facts + s.t + ” “;
if (‘n’ in s) facts = facts + s.n + “”;
if (‘i’ in s) facts = facts + s.i + “”;
if (‘a’ in s) facts = facts + “Expertise: ” + s.a;
}
return facts;
}
My current guess is the ‘t’ variable stands for title (like Mr. or Dr.) while the ‘n’ variable stands for name. That would explain why there is only a space added between them while there are line breaks added between the other variables. I’m not sure what ‘i’ would stand for, but ‘a’ apparently stands for some measure of expertise.
Anyway, it seems this is going to be used as a virtual hangout. People will be able to create avatars, input information about themselves and then join in. I don’t see anything in the code to indicate users will be able to chat/send each other messages, but that may be added (or I could have missed something).

September 6, 2014 10:39 am

From the article:
…each of the silhouettes is a “real climate scientist”, and the popup text message is all about how they “feel” about climate change…like these clowns.
‘Moonbattery’ has a rundown on some climate clowns here. Click on each pic for an explanation of their eco-lunacy.

Eugene WR Gallun
September 6, 2014 10:52 am

if the figures are going to represent 100 CAGW believers and each is going to give one piece of climate information — anyone want to take bets on what percent will be inaccurate information?
Since this is John Cook-the Books I am betting over 60%. But perhaps that is too conservative.

Reply to  Eugene WR Gallun
September 6, 2014 5:47 pm

97% will be inaccurate, plus or minus 3%. (Probably plus)
🙂

Eugene WR Gallun
Reply to  JohnWho
September 6, 2014 6:10 pm

You are funnier than me.

Eugene WR Gallun
September 6, 2014 11:01 am

There are not 100 facts in all of human knowledge that support CAGW. But of course as we all know John Cook-the-Book’s idea of what constitutes a fact is not the normal one.

Mr Bliss
September 6, 2014 11:30 am

Just been reading the article on chicken littles – Pittsburgh Tribune editorial calls the IPCC ‘climate-clucking Chicken Littles’
Could someone produces 100 chicken little silhouettes – each one announcing some ridiculous claim made about GW?

Harold
September 6, 2014 11:44 am

I don’t think you’re s’posed to hack in to their public code and figure things out like this because intellectual property or something. And stay away from folders with pictures with alarmists in knotsee uniforms because private supersecret you’re not allowed in here with the cool kids and stuff.

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