Climate Craziness of the Week: Guacalypse Now

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UPDATE: 3/5/14 Chipotle spokesman walks back the claim, see below.

Chipotle warns global warming may force it to stop serving guacamole.

Yes, that’s an actual headline. Too bad they didn’t do a little research first.

This story is from the excitable kids at Climate Progress, who are  paid to make you worry about these things:

The guacamole operation at Chipotle is massive. The company uses, on average, 97,000 pounds of avocado every day to make its guac — which adds up to 35.4 million pounds of avocados every year. And while the avocado industry is fine at the moment, scientists are anticipating drier conditions due to climate change, which may have negative effects on California’s crop. Scientists from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, for example, predict hotter temps will cause a 40 percent drop in California’s avocado production over the next 32 years. [Climate Progress]

No comment so far from Taco Bell, Chevy’s Fresh Mex, Del Taco, El Toro and many other Mexican food restaurant chains in the USA. (Added: for our overseas readers, this is Chipotle, apparently the news about the Guacamole crisis wasn’t important enough for their press feed)

But if the crisis worsens, expect Guacamole smugglers to fill in the vacuum.

Oh, wait, most avocados don’t come from California:

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Mexico accounts for half of world trade

Nearly half of all internationally traded avocados are from Mexico (table 2). It came to nearly 500,000 tonnes valued at 0.9 billion dollars in 2012. Export increases every year, but the increase from 2010 to 2011 was very substantial. Three quarters of Mexican export is directed at their northern neighbour, the USA. Last year, 370,000 tonnes of Mexican produce went across their northern border. Japan bought a lot more Mexican avocados last year than previously: 50,000 tonnes. Canada is their third largest customer. Mexico exports about 30% of its production (table 3).

Number two producer Chile brings 30% of its production to the international trade, with the USA as their most important customer as well, and the Netherlands as number two on that list (table 4). Peru exports 40% of its production, most of it to Europe, with the Netherlands as their most important customer, followed by Spain. 2012 showed growth again, after export remained stable in the years leading up (table 5). Israel is a relatively small producer, but almost the entire harvest (90%) is sold abroad. After a big drop in export in 2011, 2012 saw an increase in export, namely 60,000 tonnes. France, the Netherlands and Russia are important customers (table 8). The Dutch (re)export is mainly aimed at Germany, but Sweden also buys a lot. France, Denmark and Norway are also important customers for the Dutch trade (table 6a).

USA biggest importer, Netherlands second

The United States are by far the biggest avocado importers. The 500,000 tonnes mark was passed in 2012. The majority comes from neighbouring Mexico (table 14). The Netherlands are the world’s second largest import market. Import statistics show that it came to 96,000 tonnes valued at 190 million dollars in 2012. South Africa, Chile and Peru each supplied just under 20,000 tonnes last year. The South African import shows quite a few fluctuations from year to year. Chile and Peru provide more each year (table 15a). According to South African and Peruvian export statistics more is shipped to the Netherlands than (Dutch) import statistics show. This is partially explained by trade going to the Netherlands through other countries, such as France, Spain and Germany. As an importer, France is almost as important as the Netherlands. This country imported 95,000 tonnes in 2012. Spain is their most important supplier, followed by Peru and Israel (table 15b).

Source: http://www.freshplaza.com/article/110214/Avocado-market-still-growing,-Holland-plays-big-role-in-it

h/t to Tom Nelson for the CP link and Steve Milloy for the fun title.

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BOTTOM LINE:

1. This is mostly a marketing ploy by Chipotle i.e. “come get now what you may not be able to get later”.

2. If it ever comes to pass that Chipotle can’t get “locally sourced produce” (I wonder how they get Avocados at the Chipotle in Portland, Maine?) they’ll opt to have them imported in order to keep customers coming in. Profit rules those decisions.

3. added 3/5/14 Told ya so:

Chipotle stirred up the media and guacamole lovers with news that it could “suspend” guacamole from its menu due to global warming.

But a restaurant spokesman tells the Los Angeles Times: “This is way overblown.”

http://www.latimes.com/nation/shareitnow/la-sh-chipotle-guacamole-20140305,0,1040665.story#ixzz2v6r1UFWO

 

 

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March 4, 2014 2:52 pm

Glowbull Warming idiocy not withstanding, good. Get rid of the foul slop.

Bill Marsh
Editor
March 4, 2014 2:54 pm

Mr Lion,
From your comment I would say you’ve never had good Guac.

games4us5
March 4, 2014 2:55 pm

My 3 homeschooled kids all said, “What???” in unison. My oldest said, “That’s absurd!” Thank goodness I can teach them logical thinking and truth.

Curious George
March 4, 2014 2:57 pm

Avocados stand for anything. In a warmer world, there will be no corn, no wheat, no apples, and most important – no alcohol. And that will lead to a catastrophic decline in the number of apocalyptic articles.

March 4, 2014 2:58 pm

dccowboy,
I gave it an honest chance across three countries and six states. It’s not for me. Besides, it sucks up perfectly good salsa and beef space.

kim
March 4, 2014 2:58 pm

Hmmm, I smell mixing avocats into the sauce.
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March 4, 2014 2:59 pm

Are they adding a surcharge for Obamacare too? (Like some restaurants are now …)

Alan Robertson
March 4, 2014 2:59 pm

Guac’s one thing, but pales in importance to tequila, which was an apparent influence on this report.

James the Elder
March 4, 2014 3:00 pm

How long before: 5% of the world’s population consumes 47% of the guacamole? We must attain guacamole independence.

Dr. Bob
March 4, 2014 3:02 pm

It seems if corporate entities want to make these claims, we should treat them accordingly. Much like Apple, if they don’t want the business of those that doubt the science, then so be it. We can go to Qdoba or a host of competitors. Let the marketplace decide who has the best climate policy.

March 4, 2014 3:02 pm

Scientists from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, for example, predict hotter temps will cause a 40 percent drop in California’s avocado production over the next 32 years.
Wow, that’s mild compared to what they predicted 32+ years would be happening NOW… that isn’t happening now. And you can bet your bottom dollar that the avocado crop is gunna be just fine come 2046. Steven Goddard did a piece about a new prediction that a flood of new climate refugees would be driven north by heat waves, my comment:
Don’t you get a Déjà Vu feeling on this?
Kind of like that broken record feeling we get almost every week when the shameless fear mongers regurgitate another of the same old patently bullsh!t predictions of doom. We are doomed… unless we do what they say, which involves a radical reworking of society.. into the leftist mold envisioned decades ago by the eco-utopians.
“If you listen to the hysterics, you would think.. that the Statue of Liberty will shortly be under water.” -Rand Paul
“Entire nations could be wiped off the face of the Earth by rising sea levels if the global warming trend is not reversed by the year 2000. Coastal flooding and crop failures would create an exodus of eco-refugees, threatening political chaos.” -Noel Brown, ex UNEP Director, 1989
Let’s see: no refugees, sea level is just the same, in 2014!
“[in twenty years (2008)] the West Side Highway [and thus much of Manhattan] will be under water.” -James Hansen, 1988, NASA
Um, the sea is just the same! In 2014!
“In ten years all important animal life in the sea will be extinct. Large areas of coastline will have to be evacuated because of the stench of dead fish.” -Paul Ehrlich, Earth Day 1970
The fish were fine. No stench. 44 years later. What an absurd prediction, like the rest of their predictions now.
“[Inaction will cause]… by the turn of the century [2000], an ecological catastrophe which will witness devastation as complete, as irreversible as any nuclear holocaust.” -Mustafa Tolba, 1982, former Executive Director of the United Nations Environment Program
Let’s see. It’s 2014!!! No holocaust. Walk outside, and everything is just fine, just like it used to be. Except maybe colder…
“If Canada proceeds [with its oil development]… Sea levels would rise and destroy coastal cities. Global temperatures would become intolerable. Twenty to 50 percent of the planet’s species would be driven to extinction.” -Jams Hansen, 2012
Um, not going to happen!

Mark Fraser
March 4, 2014 3:03 pm

Hmm. Ate at Chipotles in your town a few months ago. Good lunch! Was that you at the table with the 3-4 girls our age?
REPLY: No, I don’t go to Chipotle. The food is always lukewarm and the sheetmetal and glass decor drives my hearing aids nuts with echoes. IMHO the place has all the ambiance of a prison cafeteria – Anthony

eyesonu
March 4, 2014 3:05 pm

Anthony,
You serve/have economic niche that appears to remain viable for the foreseeable future. The left wing greens keep giving you fodder to report and you are doing a good job with it. LOL

Nigel S
March 4, 2014 3:07 pm

Global warming, he dead. The horror! The horror!

Chad Wozniak
March 4, 2014 3:10 pm

a lack of critical thinking capability

Alan Robertson
March 4, 2014 3:10 pm

Ok, to avoid this scary future crisis, everyone needs to start their avocado pits growing in water, now, so that they’ll be ready to plant when all of the global warming finally shows up. Stave off the future shortages- be prepared- bust the avcocado cartels! Workers guac lovers of the world unite!

Joe
March 4, 2014 3:13 pm

As a Brit, I have two questions:
1) Who / what on earth is / are Chipotle?
2) How can the loss of guacamole be described as anything but a benefit to mankind?

Janice Moore
March 4, 2014 3:13 pm

“… scientists are anticipating drier conditions due to climate change Envirostalinist, anti-science, policies, which may have negative effects on California’s crop.”
*Source: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/02/28/pineapple-express-pattern-for-drought-stricken-california-is-shaping-up-how-long-will-it-last/#comment-1580007
(great comment by Dave Burton on the recent “Pineapple Express” thread at 2:39pm on March 1st)
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Eric Simpson! — thanks for sharing all that GREAT RESEARCH.
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Alan Robertson — Hi. #(:))

Alan Robertson
March 4, 2014 3:17 pm

Janice Moore says:
March 4, 2014 at 3:13 pm
Alan Robertson — Hi. #(:))
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Hey yourself, young’n. Can you believe that guy Joe, the Brit? Doesn’t like guac?
What a haggis.

Doug Huffman
March 4, 2014 3:19 pm

Oh wow! Chevy’s! I haven’t been there since about ’89, in Walnut Creek, when I learned of and to love their scorched tomato salsa!

March 4, 2014 3:19 pm

Alligator Pears (as the slang term) are nice,
And suffice.
John

March 4, 2014 3:22 pm

So 34.5 million pounds per annum equates to around 16 million Kilos, or 16,000 Tonnes. Hardly significant given the world output! Not that I even eat the stuff, and it virtually grows wild here in New Zealand.

ripshin
Editor
March 4, 2014 3:25 pm

For all you doubters, man-made apocalypse is real…and it’s great: http://www.endofbadbeer.com !
As for California rainfall, I’m confused. I thought that warmer temps produced more precipitation, and colder ones less. Did I miss something here, or am I confusing issues?
Finally, all I can say is that upon reading this, my first thought was, “The avocado may grow in the south with the rain, or the coconut or the pineapple may grow in warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.”
rip

Janice Moore
March 4, 2014 3:26 pm

Here ya go, Joe!
Chipotles are little Mexican peppers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipotle
How to Make Guacamole (Chipotle brand)

And it would be a MAJOR TRAGEDY to not have tons of guacamole to scoop up with chips and stuff. btw: for all the British people, “taco” is a Latin based word which rhymes with “rock oh” (not “wacko,” lol). But, then, in England “valet” rhymes with “mallet,” so, whatever… WHO CARES. Just eat LOTS of guacamole (with chipotle peppers in it) and have a tall, frosty, salt-dipped-rimmed, glass of Rose’s Lime Juice in soda (no alcohol needed to get Margarita flavor).
Your American Friend,
Janice

Doug Huffman
March 4, 2014 3:27 pm

Joe says: March 4, 2014 at 3:13 pm “As a Brit, I have two questions: 1) Who / what on earth is / are Chipotle?” Chipotle are chilli peppers. Californians will use any word to mean anything in the name of marketeering.
“2) How can the loss of guacamole be described as anything but a benefit to mankind?” Mole (sauce, from Aztec Nahuatl Mexican mōlli) is what one makes of it. Chocolate, chili, or avocado, it is all good.

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