Josh provides some comic relief over Dana Nuccitelli’s “meany mode”.
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For those who don’t know the song pun in the title, read about it here
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Get your motor running, head out on the highway. The engines on those things are extremely dirty. What in the hell does he think he’s doing, using an internal combustion engine for his selfish personal transportation needs.
If he had spoked wheels, he could put playing cards in the spokes using clothes pins, and then it would sound really bad-ass.
Maybe he could loan his scooter to “Super” Scott Mandia. Imagine that image and despair. Oh, if he did loan it to Super Scott, Super Scott would need to add a basket on the front for carrying the hockey stick.
Who knows that Dana didn’t buy that thing because he saw this scene at the Vespa dealer:
http://www.triumphrat.net/attachments/biker-hang-out/57776d1354909233-scootie-chics-tilt2k6adrianalima021600x12004.jpg
Check out this climate change cartoon
http://rhymeswithorange.com/
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Well done, Josh. I like your having Dipatelli (that’s what came to mind when I momentarily forgot his name!) his mouth hanging open, like he’s having to make his own “RRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!” because his little engine is so pitifully weak (appropriately, just like his rhetoric and his scholarship).
NavarreAggie says (April 22, 12:22 pm):
That’s just not fair to pick on a guy named “Dana”.
Aha! The ad nom argument!
1. Mods wore suits, parkas and no crash helmet.
2. Cruising for a bruising came from Grease by the late great Jeff Conaway.
Here is a real scooter from the intro to Quadrophenia…
Dana sure labours on in his conclusion, took three paragraphs to say “ignore Nic’s study because his estimate is low”.
The
penscooter is not mightier than the sword.John
Are we making fun of his MODE of transport?
“For those who don’t know the song pun in the title, read about it here”
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At one time I had started a parody using this song. I lost my notes though. (My wife has this nasty habit of cleaning up around the computer.8-)
All I remember was that it was going to be, “Bound to be wrong”.